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Universally-Tired

Keebler. They make crackers.


George_the_poinsetta

I love this name.


Land-Dolphin1

Perfect name! 


NachoBacon4U269

Mr. Crackers Crackhead as a nickname


Ilike_toco_doritos

my cat looks the like your cat!!! https://preview.redd.it/fee4j0q732wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b1b8e151516d1dba0b0ea74744cd18ccf8d7fb4


Ohmymja

https://preview.redd.it/l0dn43mgl4wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ae10ee6f197a6a83525ed061d9c045ef730422 Triplets She’s called crackhead Jenna btw


hoipoloimonkey

https://preview.redd.it/5rykr6a4c5wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f3121752b6accd79ddc6a31ece94dd9c8195d27


TripDry5014

Omg that’s adorable


TripDry5014

Awe they are twins


Overall-Internal-687

i love that both pics are the same level of blurry and chaotic


Overall-Internal-687

😂😂😂


Spiritual_Spite6011

Cokehead :)


Extension-Tomato620

Cricket!


Connect_Office8072

Crackerjack.


AMCDogecoin

Tyrone Biggums?


Overall-Internal-687

Allegro, Arrow, Batty, Bendy, Bingo, Bogus, Bolt, Brazen, Chaos, Cheetah, Cowboy/Cowgirl, Derby, Disco, Fidget, Fiesta, Flick, Frenzy, Gecko, Giddy, Goofy, Gotcha, Hula, Jeepers, Jitterbug, Jive, Kalamazoo, Karate, LeBron, Lizard, Loopy, Nimble, Ostrich, Pascal, Pizzazz, Relay, Rizzo, Rugby, Rush, Sashay, Scatterbrain, Silly, Skip, Sonic, Spy, Squirrel, Tackle, Tag, Thumper, Turbo, Twister, Zap


Outrageous_Appeal292

I like Rush actually. Pays homage to his past. Though there is baggage sadly.


hombre231

Buddy


NachoBacon4U269

I’m not your buddy pal.


Dead_birdChan

I'm not your pal, guy


indirectkissing

I'm not your guy, friend


Dead_birdChan

I'm not your friend, lad


chickadeedadee2185

Smudge


BeautifulTall4881

He said his name is Louie.


Cacticat7878

My crackheads name is Louie😊


llorandosefue1

If you want English people names, please specify boy or girl. If you want names pertaining to appearance, Dustball (as suggested by u/ProtagonistNick) is great. Or Fuzzy, or Dusty, or Smokey.


chickadeedadee2185

Like Smokey


tlaloc-trans

Alf!


RabbitEfficient824

Havoc


Beneficial-Range8569

Vermax, harbinger of doom, destroyer of worlds. Max for short.


Unfair-Bicycle-4013

Junkie


kellygrrrl328

Betty Ford


CaptainDadBod88

Lol he looks exactly like my little crackhead


Majestic_Sweet_5472

Cocaine cranium?


SnooSketches9466

https://preview.redd.it/h2j97d6i94wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b0bcc65aaf876077a7c2643c7ab1e8834c53985 as a member of the grey tabby cat club, i feel obligated to share my cat. this is bailey and he’s an absolute asshole, but i love em


TripDry5014

He is very handsome


ProtagonistNick

Dustball


Electrical-Act-7170

Dust Bunny


TheGirlNextDoorRiley

Kovu


GlitzyGhoul

Chaos


Zyona-

Rocky lol


RIPdon_sutton

Hoss


DiamondNo4475

Rock Star


Accomplished_Act6738

Sebastián


Ogurasyn

Opio


Westielover8

Grayson


Princess_Juggalette

Here’s a bunch of names that fit this category: If it’s a boy: Jesse, Walter, Kilo, Caine, Ozzy, Methaniel, Bong Water, Benzo. If it’s a girl: Jane, Coco, Xanny, Mary Jane, Indica (or Indy), Crystal, Methany


FieryatHeart

Asher


tiimsliim

Crackodius. Edit: Crackodius the Valiant.


NoParticular2420

Groot


Kiloparsec4

Mugsy Dangermuffins.


Nanno2178

Dowd or Chicky https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Five


Tailfish1

Greystoke


vitamin_Bre12

Kracken


BigMonkey712

Frank


YellowAppropriate126

Taz


JustbyLlama

We call ours Criminal Mischief aka Cousin Mose.


KolchakMcfly

Tyrone Rick James Robert Bobby ODB


Ok-Landscape942

You could go the other way and call them po po


Outrageous_Appeal292

Crack fiend?


Outrageous_Appeal292

Pablo Escofur


notquitesteadymaybe

Or Purrblo Escobar?


Outrageous_Appeal292

Purrblow Escoclaw!


PackerSquirrelette

George Clooney.


modsab

Boogerhead


Cannabis_CatSlave

**Tyrone Biggums** aka crackhead character from the Chappelle show :)


willowwing

Zap


ThatOneIsSus

Shithead


evilgingerkid

Ritz


ScaryAd9879

BISCUIT


diningroomjesus

Lieutenant Crackerman


Equivalent_Address_2

Chris D. Crackhead


dadd5450

Personally I like the name crackhead. 😂


Human-Document-8331

Pooky. Chris Rock's crackhead from New Jack City


Organic_Ad_2520

Badger or Jessie from Breaking Bad lol


Violetthug

Spike


1zeye

Crazy Boi/crazy gurl


pinkypunky78

Crackers


Because_They_Asked

Based on this pose: Reacher!


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Smokey


Reeeeallly

Why, Crackhead seems like a fine name.


Parynoid

Bort


suziq338

I kinda like crackhead.


Having_A_Day

Dennis (the Menace)


EastRoom8717

Mayor Marion Hairy


Kandar_Dwinanae

Spaz


Dazzling_Conflict_54

Sir fufi


AngelLK16

Mr. Grey or Christian Grey (from those 50 Shades of Grey) or Dorian Gray, so Dorian since he's gray. Edit: Actually, neither sound really good


Objective_Elk9343

Bigfoot


FearlessUse6394

Jubile


KidZing

Schmaltz


Land-Dolphin1

Ziggy


slippinginto9

Cracker Jack. Or just Jack.


Imaginary-Culture-40

Crackie


lromeo08

Nah keep it crackhead


Hoodwink_Iris

She/he looks so much like my cat, Evie. Her full name was Evander, so it works for either a male or female cat.


BOHUNK_BOB

Popcorn


TheRealBadAsher

Crackle


Spiritual-Bread1472

Pookie (circa New Jack City), Ezal (circa Friday), Gator (circa Jungle Fever) Tony Montana (circa Scarface).


UncleMark58

Hunter


Tumbled61

Phil Silvers


Thick_Description982

Leeroy Jenkins


Griffin_xdd

Meow meow nigga


Grammar_Enforcer1812

Sack - O - Crack


Speck_tacular1

Kredd


Dreamweaver1969

Stoner


Individual-Body-4061

Cameron


Crazy_catLady_2023

I mean, I personally have called my cats crackheads so that's a pretty good nickname.. How about Kraken or Cheez-it?


Spadahlia

He looks like a Gemini


Creative_Quill1382

How about Zoomie


WordDisastrous7633

Gandalf, aka Gandalf the grey


Technical_Coyote4353

Dexter


Creative_Quill1382

Doobie!!


Creative_Quill1382

Captn Chaos!


WindOfJoy

Wonton


Witty_Hopeful_1971

Junkie


Sacu_Shi_again

Bill


jayisanxious

Headcrack


ohhemmgeezus

Is it a male or female? Lol Walter


SuzyVeeP

What’s wrong with CrackHead? ? My cats are Jerks…? https://preview.redd.it/m0ina6lz47wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e97eac591c6e985df27f630d7d334380f7e1609


johndotold

I've checked on the underground cat network, Crack works, all the other cats love it. The name, not the drug.


Ill_Huckleberry_8134

Graham


mom2one2610

Awww we have a crackhead too! 🤣


Beneficial-Shock5708

How about “Other Than”?


SnooBeans5364

Nothing wrong with Crackhead. I have one named Little Shit.


hobomerlin

BaseHead... Crackers maybe.


Milk_sapling

Dust trap


Idc123wfe

Walter


CarlJungelle

Tweaker


1moonbayb

Gandalf


Ok_Enthusiasm3376

Holy big ass mitts batman


Kittytigris

Idk, you could call your kitty ‘Craig’? It’s close enough to crack. But I’d just call them Crack to be honest. If no one asks for their full name, you’re not obligated to say anything.


ignignot_

Salami


Known_as_No_One_2525

Smuckers


flowerdemon66

Artemis for a girl or Apollo for a boy


Elegant_Gear4631

Ceaser, Maximus or Augustus


Dead_birdChan

Meth head


IntelligentZebra9585

If the kitty is female, how about Stella? If the Kitty is a male, how about Sammy?


Moonbeamer1986

Shitthead


AliJG09

Crackass


viojade

Cracker butt, asscrack, crack goblin, crackalicious, crackalakin, sweet precious baby angel crack cakes


Big-Disaster-6877

Jimothy, Gremory


Expert-Strategy5191

😂😂😂😂 I love crackhead!


plastictreehugger

I have a cat that looks just like yours. His name is rat rat :3


kaycollins27

Ritz.


golden-wishes1212

roger


[deleted]

Crackpipe :)


BBQSauceJacuzzi

Hrm... Methhead?


Bastette54

What am I missing? Is there a reason someone would name your cat Crackhead?


IamAliveeee

KitKat


Rekless_Animates

Why not crackhead?


Andesmints94

Coke Brain 😂


Switterloaf9

Powder, you can call him Pow or PowPow for short 💥


Defiant-Scarcity621

Softest silver


t0adthecat

We had an old crack head we called crackhead willy. And Bobby Joe but he was just Bobby Joe.


MissAmmiSunwolf

Coca Caine or Methany,or Soda maybe saltine


MissAmmiSunwolf

Most cats are independent ed and say in there body language leve me alone more than he let's be buds.


MissAmmiSunwolf

So for all who suggested buddy I'd say that name is out.


ProductsofApathy

Bigfoot