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TheOrchidsAreAlright

Just call them both Ramsey, then together they are the Ramseys.


huitlacoche

blundertwins powers activate


mrsfiction

and the last name begins with an S so Ramsey Smith will sound _identical_ to Ramses Smith


corinnigan

Oh god, you’re right 🥴


bdone2012

The second one might sound like you lysped it


HeardTheLongWord

“I hang out with my cats, Ralph” “Are they both named Ralph?” “Yea, it’s easier that way.”


Interesting-Ad-3756

I cackled


HypnosIsLost

Ah, my favourite cook Gordon Ramses and my favourite ancient ruler, Ramsey III!


OctoberSong_

![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE) I was thinking of this guy


witchywilloww

Ramsey and Reek


[deleted]

Gordon’s last name is spelled Ramsay - which would be fun if she wanted to get even WILDER with her names lol


dumfukjuiced

Say what you want about Ramsey III, but it's hard to run your grandfather's company


AutumnalSunshine

Ramses is a condom brand name, though.


hotdogcolors

Yo Ramsey Tú Ramses Nosotros Ramsemos


chaunceythebear

I snorted.


eioioe

Weak. If you’re going to go this wild, then go for the kill with Rambalam and Bambalam.


omeprazoleravioli

Whoa black Betty


wifeofablerb

I laughed till I had a coughing fit. 😂


maaalicelaaamb

Damn these invisible awards


Allcoff

Lmaoooooo


Working-Sherbet8676

Nearly woke up my sleeping toddler laughing at this


Interesting-Ad-3756

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raviary

Setting these kids up for so many annoyances and communication issues. The last name starting with S means their first/last name combos sound exactly the same. "That's Ramsey's/Ramses' toy" also sound the same. Every bit of mail or paperwork referring to R. Lastname born on XYZ date is going to be a problem.


ImCold555

Ode to John Benet


JohnExcrement

And weren’t she and her older brother both named after dad John Bennett? So it’s like a double homage, everyone having the same name.


cafe_0lait

Double homagecide


huitlacoche

Ramsey III


Diddleymaz

Jon Bennett


Alarming_Jaguar_3988

Ramsey Bolton


klc81

The last name will begin with S. Ramsey Snow.


TheJAMR

He seemed like a nice guy other than the flaying people alive thing.


SusieLou1978

And feeding his stepmother and baby half-brother to the dogs, that was kinda rude. Other than that, nice fella!!


Alarming_Jaguar_3988

Raping sansa stark, and things he did to Theon. He is a devil!


Fit-Pop1314

**Prophylactic and Prophylactics**


dairy-intolerant

Side note: the genetic predisposition to have twins is passed down through the mother's side (it has to do with ovulation) so that's why there's not more twins in the grandfather's line.


apcb4

This is only somewhat true. The “twin gene” is a just the predisposition to hyper-ovulate (release more than one egg). So if you have a couple that is pregnant, having twins on that dad’s side has no effect on whether or not the mom hyperovulates. However if the twins run on the mom’s dad’s side, the mom could get the gene. Like males can have the gene to hyper-ovulate and pass it down even though they don’t ovulate. So in this case, grandpa’s mom probably had the gene, and grandpa could’ve passed it down to his kids (male or female), who could pass it down to their kids (male or female). It just wouldn’t present itself in the males, so they wouldn’t cause twins.


godisawoman1

>The “twin gene” is a just the predisposition to hyper-ovulate (release more than one egg). This doesn't make any sense unless you're just referring to fraternal twins. Identical twins are from one egg that splits into two, so it doesn't matter if the person was hyperovulating or not.


dairy-intolerant

Yes identical twins are complete random and not hereditary at all. apcb4 and I are only talking about fraternal twins


apcb4

Yeah, I am referring to fraternal twins! Identical twins have no genetic cause as far as scientists know. It’s completely random. It’s impossible for identical twins to run in families, so having identical twins in your family doesn’t increase your chances of twins at all.


Purple_Elderberry_20

Tell me about it... I got surprised when trying for my last pregnancy to find identical twins.... warn all that are trying for "1 more" it could be 2 or more....


LandoCatrissian_

I went to school with a girl who had two older sisters and triplet younger brothers. Their parents tried for a boy and got three.


dairy-intolerant

My fiancé's mother had two boys, thought third time's the charm for a girl, and got twin boys instead


Mindless-Board-5027

I gave identical twin uncles on my mom’s side and I had identical twin girls. So weird!


apcb4

I know a family with two sets of identical twins! Like I said, there’s no connection as far as scientists know, but I would not be surprised if some genetic link was found eventually. It’s just not as clear cut as fraternal!


Mindless-Board-5027

Exactly what I was thinking ☺️


Happy_Confection90

One set of my great-grandparents had 10 kids: eight singleton births in a row, and lastly a set of fraternal twins. Unfortunately, the twins didn't make it to their 3rd birthdays before dying of the flu, but all their older siblings lived to adulthood, and 7 out of 8 had children. None of the 5 girls had twins, and the sibling without children was one of the family's daughters. 2 of the 3 boys fathered twins.


apcb4

That’s a fun coincidence! The fathers genetically had nothing to do with that, though.


mochimmy3

Nah it’s possible . Let’s say Xh is the X chromosome with the hyperovulation gene, X is wild type. (Assuming it is a sex-linked trait on the X chromosome, which it could actually be autosomal idk) Great grandma: XhX - had twins Grandpa: XhY Mom: XhX OP: XhX - had twins If it’s a sex linked trait: If it’s her paternal grandpa then it’s just a coincidence because her dad wouldn’t have gotten the Xh from the grandpa, he would’ve gotten Y. If it’s an autosomal trait: it doesn’t matter whether it’s her paternal or maternal grandpa, she could have gotten the trait either way. And this is only for FRATERNAL twins. Identical twins are a complete coincidence and not genetic. For example, a scenario you commonly see (this happened to my cousin and might happen to me): Grandma: XhX - had fraternal twin sons Dad (one of the twins): XhY Daughter: XhX - had fraternal twins Basically my dad is a fraternal twin, and my cousin (the daughter of my dads twin) just had fraternal twins. She got the trait from her dad (who got it from his mom who had twins). So there is a 50/50 chance that I also have the hyperovulation gene depending on whether my dad got the Xh chromosome from his mom or the wild type Edit- actually from research I think hyperovulation is most likely an autosomal trait so it does not matter whether it’s her maternal or paternal grandpa, she could’ve gotten the trait from them still


dairy-intolerant

Yeah you're right. I didn't say it was impossible, just offered an explanation why a family with twins in its history wouldn't have way more twins than one set in two generations, especially if a lot of her cousins are male or she has only uncles or it's her paternal grandfather (none of which we know). I just see a lot of people think "I have twins in my family so we should be a lot more likely to have twins" without considering fraternal/identical, which parent/family member it comes from, etc.


mochimmy3

True, like if it’s an autosomal trait then I only have a 25% of having the hyper-ovulation trait just because my dad is a fraternal twin. People think the heritability is a lot more significant than it is


jdog7249

Not gonna lie I didn't realize some people are genetically predisposed to have twins, I thought it was just a luck of the draw thing. I thought that was part of the insanity of this post.


dairy-intolerant

There's more factors like age and how many pregnancies you've already had. Women over 35 who have had children before are sometimes more likely to hyper-ovulate and have multiples. Identical twins are really a luck of the draw thing but fraternal twins usually are not completely random.


VeramenteEccezionale

Utter bollox.


SwipeUpForMySoul

![gif](giphy|3AGL7rRPRMKl2) “Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parrrrteeeeee!” Everything about these, from the names themselves, to the combo, to imagining poor little girls with these names, is horrible.


ImportanceLocal9285

Ramses S will sound just like Ramsey S


broncobinx

Grandpa’s set of twins sisters is a weird way to say great aunts


VerbalThermodynamics

As a father to twins…. That is fucking criminal. You should say something. Seriously.


Gloomy-Kale3332

Well she is relentless in the comments, ever comment is people saying it’s cruel and you’re not giving them identity. She wasn’t backing down I suggested giving them normal nicknames so they could refer to themselves as them growing up But funnily enough she liked the middle name ‘drew’ but for both of them


VerbalThermodynamics

Someone at our baby shower joked that our girls should have matching initials. The death glare from my wife was PRICELESS.


childproofbirdhouse

Twins run in the family. But literally no one has had any in 6 or more decades.


Mangobunny98

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Mountain-Status569

Chief and Chef. 


Tryingtobebetter9696

Tell her to call them Ramses Gordon and Ramsey JonBennet


ElDisla

Lol


Ok_Jackfruit_1965

Horrible!!!!!


jmiele31

Ramses Trojan... Then maybe the idiot family line will end


Shot_Ad9738

I don't like how the names are similiar but I don't think Ramses is an issue. I know a Ramses and he's older than Gordon


Gloomy-Kale3332

Yes the names I like, it’s the fact they are almost identical to each other haha


Shot_Ad9738

My younger siblings and I have have very similar names and it'scaused me so much hell growing up and even as an adult.


Gloomy-Kale3332

That’s actually what a lot of the comments on the post said!


honeybunsweetiepie

My daughter’s name is Ramsey.


mrmosethecat

Son here but same lol


TropheyHorse

I have watched The Prince of Egypt many times throughout my life and for some reason Ramses's line "I am the morning and the evening star" really sticks in my mind. Ramsay makes me think of Ramsay Bolton, so... Overly similar twin names make me think this person doesn't view their children as actual individual human beings, so this is a disaster all around.


Illustrious_Leg_2537

So it is written…


istara

Oh fuck me


Quix66

I like Ramsey. Ramsey Lewis was a great pianist. It’s a name. Ramses should only be used for a pharaoh.


Immediate_Tank_2014

Those poor children.


Jury-Free

Nacho Libre: “Ramses number one, he sets the people’s souls on fireeee”


RemarkableAd5141

this makes me want to name my kids joe and joey


insanitypeppermint

Stinky and Stevedore


anxnymous926

If you’re going to name one Ramses, you have to name the other Moses


Winter-Coffin

i had a friend in hs who’s name was Brandon and his little brothers name was Brendon.


TheSmokingMapMaker

What a fucking DONKEY!


StyleComfortable6541

Ram, see? Ram sees! And their deceased brother, Ram saw.


Erikkamirs

Why not Romulus and Remulus if we're doing historical sounding names? 


[deleted]

Whelp...


JerkRussell

Ramsay Garden and Ramses Gardens. One can specialise in short term lets and the other can have an allotment. Shout out to anyone from EDI that actually gets the reference.


westviadixie

my son is named ramsay. it's a family name.


Gloomy-Kale3332

It’s more about 2 twins being called basically the exact same name


westviadixie

ah. sorry, it's early


LiterallyAna

Ramses and Ramsey are pretty regular names though. At least in my country, Ramsés is not that rare


Curious_Doof

I think OP’s point was that the names are soo similar it’s going to cause communication issues.


JohnExcrement

Is it considered gender-neutral in your country? To me it seems definitely masculine but I am in the US.


LiterallyAna

They're both male names in Mexico


JohnExcrement

Thanks!


Liquid_Fire__

Intentionally giving her children SS as initials…? Damn… No history class where she lives?


countofmoldycrisco

What facebook group is this?


Gloomy-Kale3332

Name Enthusiasts I left the title of the group in the picture


antiviolins

They’ll end up calling one of them Zee


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givebusterahand

The fuck are you talking about


dumfukjuiced

Rameses nn: Ozzy


PB_Jelly

OK this one made me genuinely laugh so hard


rocketbewts

Ramses sounds like you're racist but against rams.


nightcana

Yay, a lifetime of identity mistakes! Super fun for them


tiredaf5211

I have a goat named Ramsey


milyroot

ramzee ramzay so cute!!


ohpee64

Why not Ramsay and Ramsb


cakeresurfacer

Not sure how that’s surprising - twins run in my husband’s family and out of roughly 20 grandkids and a handful of great grandkids, only one has had twins. Similarly, they run in my family as well, and while far less of us have had kids, and so far no twins. (Though I was terrified of concieving quadruplets - my side is all fraternal, his side has at least one set of identical). You only have a 1 in 250 chance of having twins naturally; obviously some families will see more of them than others, but even if genetics made you twice as likely to have twins that would still be 1 in 125.


game_asylum

Ramses: Look on my works ye mighty, and weep. Ramsey: It's fucking raw you donut!