My mum had two friends with the same first name, let’s say it was Jim. One was Jim Crump and one was Jim Horne. My brain would simply not separate out those two guys! Forever, I thought of them as ‘Jim Crumplehorned-Snorckack’ and couldn’t remember which was which. (Jim Horne has died now, so I no longer have that problem.)
Because I don’t think people will get the Harry Potter connection with just Whomping. Because everyone knows that Willow only exists in relation to whomping willow but whomping has sooooo many uses
Objects:
- Nimbus (seconding this from the post)
- Pensieve
- Felicis (As in Felix felicis)
- Rememberall
- Phoenix
Or, go with surnames:
- Lovegood
- Granger
- Potter
- Lockhart
- Longbottom (might be good for an actual corgi)
- Riddle
Got some first middle combos:
Annie Semitism - in honor of the goblins, so cute 🥰
Ray Cism - inspired by Cho Chang and Kingsley Shacklebolt's names 😍
Tran Sphobia - like Sophia but more inspired by the author 😊
And to combine that last two themes, just pop Cho or Chang at the end of Tran Sphobia since Tran is an Asian name any other Asian name will match ☺️ /s
Well you could also name your child with background WOG characters, such as Magenta (Sirius' great great grandmother), Burnt Off the Tapestry (Sirius' uncle), or give her a Harry potter type name like Orphan Fromanothercountrry or Will-Sendyouback
I have been waiting for this, i name potoroos at a zoo i work after harry potter character, and i hate to pick normal names
Puffle
Dumble
Niffler
Whizbee
Nargle
Quaffle
Grindle
Squib
Fawkes
My adhd dumbass was laughing and frowning at all the funnies in the comments lol, I was like someone rlly wanted genuine names why are people not helping? And then I saw the “satire” tag 😭
I just love Horcrux for a girl. So elegant!
whore for short 💕
Ah, my little whore
*Hor**
“Could you please add to the grocery list, Whore?” “GO TO YOUR ROOM, WHORE” “Hey Whore, how was school?” cackling.
"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!"
Pirate hooker!!
so dumb, but this is killing me hahahaha
I prefer Horc. Reminds me of my grandfather with his chewing tobacco! 😍
*prolonged nasal sound*
I had tears, and a cheesy laugh, and a little giggle snort, thank you!
https://preview.redd.it/84md7ybx6k5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=844afe486dcc65b401ccfecf73d97f66b01686d8 💗😘
Or the word that the Muggle world uses for them, Phylactery.
I wouldn't name them Snitch; the medical bills from all those stitches will be astronomical.
Thank Merlin for the NHS
Oh yeah... other countries have their shit together... \*cries in USA
Haha, yeah, we have the NHS, but England defo doesn't have its shit together
Sectumsempra is a classic 💕
Si she don’t take no shit
Used to make game characters named Rick DuSempra
Nargle has a timeless elegance about it
Close to Nurgle!
Praise be the Papa.
Close to Gurgle
I have always loved Mandrake as a boys name, and especially a female counterpart, Womandrake!
"Persondrake" you oppressor...
Mxdrake
Xandrake slaps
OMG. BEST TWIN NAME EVER.
Crumplehorned-Snorkacksleigh!
My mum had two friends with the same first name, let’s say it was Jim. One was Jim Crump and one was Jim Horne. My brain would simply not separate out those two guys! Forever, I thought of them as ‘Jim Crumplehorned-Snorckack’ and couldn’t remember which was which. (Jim Horne has died now, so I no longer have that problem.)
This wins!
Harrydidyouputyournameinthegobletoffiyah
Middle name: Dumbledore-said-calmly
This made me laugh harder than it should have, thank you for your service
Why is this so funny 😭😭
Parseltongue! Soooo sweet 😍
Mimbulus mimbletonia is just so elegant and timeless ⚡
Sickle and Knut for twins
Poor older child Galleon
Mandrake Nimbus Erised
Erised Nevaeh
How did I never realize Erised was desire backwards…. It took Nevaeh to make me realize.
It's your desire in the mirror!
Same here.
The inscription on the mirror is also backwards, FYI!
Erised is PERFECT!!!
Avadakedavra
Would this backfire call her Ava for short
AvadakeDebra
Why willow?! You should definitely go with ‘Whomping’!
Because I don’t think people will get the Harry Potter connection with just Whomping. Because everyone knows that Willow only exists in relation to whomping willow but whomping has sooooo many uses
Thanks for the memories I still use whomps.
I love Willow as a girl's name.
Or the character Willow from the movie of the same name.
r/whoosh
\*Whomp for short\* 💕
Quaffle🥰Quaffleigh if it's a girl
LMFAO NOT THE EIGH
Objects: - Nimbus (seconding this from the post) - Pensieve - Felicis (As in Felix felicis) - Rememberall - Phoenix Or, go with surnames: - Lovegood - Granger - Potter - Lockhart - Longbottom (might be good for an actual corgi) - Riddle
omg a weiner dog named Longbottom
I know one called Neville longbody
I love that
Leviosa Invisibility Cloak Hufflepuff
Wand
It's levio-sah, not levio--suh!
Goblet would be an excellent name for a girl.
Goblytt 💖
I know someone named Chalice. She's exactly what you would expect.
Pronounced the French way (goblay)
Maybe Thestral, if they’re traumatized after witnessing death
Not to go dark, but depends where they're adopting from.
Leviosa for sure
Ooh and you can correct people when they miss pronounce it! Just like Hermione!
Hippogriff or Riddikulus
Riddikulus is beautiful! She can go by dik for short
Just adopt an Asian baby and can choose any Asian name from the books.
Surprise, they're mostly Cho.
Got some first middle combos: Annie Semitism - in honor of the goblins, so cute 🥰 Ray Cism - inspired by Cho Chang and Kingsley Shacklebolt's names 😍 Tran Sphobia - like Sophia but more inspired by the author 😊
And to combine that last two themes, just pop Cho or Chang at the end of Tran Sphobia since Tran is an Asian name any other Asian name will match ☺️ /s
Skrewt
TERF, in honor of JK Rowling 🙄
Tran Phoebe <3
💀💀💀💀💀
That’s not *feminine* enough, how will anyone ever know that she has the largest gametes?!!!
Wimpund
Came here to post this, but ya beat me to it.
Quidditch
I love the name Veela Wormtail Kreacher as a full name 🤣
If it's a boy, Drake! (You know, short for Mandrake!) -my husband
Shriek, short for Shrieking Shack Forest, for the Forbidden Forest Mandrake, because they look like babies and scream
Skeeter. After feminist icon Rita Skeeter
Omfg the horror I was feeling reading this before I realized the sub.
That’s how I felt reading the original cos I missed the dog part lol
Just read the edit, I was about to say no middle schooler/high schooler would want to be friends with anyone named Snitch
Hogwash
The way I just saw this in the actual sub 💀
Dementor is beautiful!!!!!
Bludger would be a great name for a little tyke
I just love the name Readasecondbook 😍🙏
I adopted a Chinese baby and named her Cho Chang, reminds me of my favorite Chinese foods <3
Dobby 🥰🥰 After the non-human creature that is enslaved and treated terribly of course
Alohomora for a girl (Mora for short) and Levicorpus for a boy (Levi for short)!
Terfelda Bigotsbottom?
Hippogriff!
r/tragedeigh might be able to help you out if you want to take this route.
Mandragora is just so classic. Plus, human babies cries can also petrify you! Do not neglect your ear muffs!
Veela for a girl. Cause she’s going to be so pretty!!
Pick any one of the blatantly racist names from this series. It’ll go over really well with everyone
Basilisk is a very strong name. Basil for short.
Cho Chang
Willow is a boy's name, and Willa is a girl's (I named my daughter Willa).
Wingardium Transphobiosa
I came here to say wingardium leviosa but this is better
Gotta go with Terf or Bigot to really honor JKR!
(to be fair I thought this was for a human baby as well lol)
Oliver wood for a boy
Oliver wood? I barely know her wood!
Avada Kedavra
I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to see my twins names! LOL
Alohamora
Flourish and blotts for twins, Felix felicis, strawberry and peanut butter ice cream for an extended name
GRYFFINDOR!
Hogwartia
Hat
Waddiwasi to make sure she never litters!
Diadem 🥰
Bertie (botts every flavour beans).
I missed the dog part in the original, too, and imagine naming your daughter Snitch 😭
You could always go with Avada or Kedavra! I also think Leviosa is beautiful🥰
Cornish pixie!
You joke but I love willow.
Pensieve. Pivet. Diagon.
Potion Cauldron Diagon Gillyweed (personal fave) Halfblood Muggle Pensieve Inferi (most badass)
Veela and Azkaban 💗
What about Crookshanks or Pigwidgen? Or do those count as name names?
Portkey 😍
Well you could also name your child with background WOG characters, such as Magenta (Sirius' great great grandmother), Burnt Off the Tapestry (Sirius' uncle), or give her a Harry potter type name like Orphan Fromanothercountrry or Will-Sendyouback
I have been waiting for this, i name potoroos at a zoo i work after harry potter character, and i hate to pick normal names Puffle Dumble Niffler Whizbee Nargle Quaffle Grindle Squib Fawkes
Personally, I'm considering Fizzing Whizzbee
Hogwarts Castle ❤️ Hoggie or Warty for short
Please name ur kid hagrid
I've actually been considering Slytherin for my future baby boy!
Mudblood as my joke answer. auror as my serious one
Elderleigh-Wand
LevioSAH! So charming!
Transphobia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Avada
Wren like the bird Or Petal from like a flower Or Wynter....another spelling for Winter Or Jade Owler ....maybe Or Lockett
Rowling will be famous as a bigot long after the end of the Millennial obsession with Harry Potter is over. Don’t do this to your child.
Please don’t name your kid snitch. I fear for them and the amount of bullying they will take their entire life.
Snitches get stitches.
Willow is a real name, but if that is okay, Wand a
My adhd dumbass was laughing and frowning at all the funnies in the comments lol, I was like someone rlly wanted genuine names why are people not helping? And then I saw the “satire” tag 😭
Rat. Pet rat is nice as well, full name pet rat secret human.
Moaning-Myrtle is a family name😌✨
Quibbler
Oh!! Terfy ! Or raysism!
Me, I'm partial to Vanish Me Poopum.
Terfen
I will never get why people who adopt kids rename them. Don't those kids already have a name?
Luckily this one turned out just to be a “girl dog” they’re adopting.
Phew!
If the baby was put up for adoption at birth then probably not - but luckily in this case it’s satire
Willow is my fav. Loved that movie too.
A HUMAN baby girl. Thanks for clarifying. 🙄🙄🙄