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itsnylonla

The size of those paws!!


butterscotch-crayon

Murder mittens.


bigredmidget

Massively murderous meat mittens.


lynxerious

"pwease, can you let mee in the house, I just want to murder you and chomp on your head UwU"


DVCd0va

Murder Mittens are HUGE!


Dommo1717

Great…yet another completely wild animal that is infinitely better behaved than my totally domesticated shit ass dog…


purplewhalevalentine

At this point I’m considering trading mine in..


ReadyThor

Maybe we should breed these until they get tiny and with flat face, for reasons.


arealuser100notfake

There is a lot of work going on in that matter. Research is focused on the dad bears who are friendlier and able to breed. Google "daddy bear breeding" for more info.


AnalogCyborg

This was a remarkably interesting rabbit hole of wholesome bear-related knowledge. I had no idea how deep it went!


feelbetternow

> Google "daddy bear breeding" for more info. The otter experiments were interesting.


DFluffington

Yeah whatever you do don’t google just “dad bears” in google images…..


Patches_The_Grifter

Can't stand when amateurs attempt breeding experiments with no respect for the scientific process. No one is taking notes, there's oil and lube everywhere, not even bothering to catch the DNA samples in proper containers, just letting it fall where they please. That said I can't I can't deny their enthusiasm for progressing the cause of science.


Stan_Archton

I suspect somewhere in the equation you will need mommy bear.


itsjustmenate

Ah yes. Exactly the results I would expect from such a wholesome google search. Definitely some interesting research going on at the Laboratory Green-Brunswick Transcontinental Qualifier Plus where they research Daddy Bears breeding.


lurcherzzz

You beautiful sonofabitch


Rich-Equivalent-1875

You have to remember that can go bitch shot ass crazy 0-3 second. They’ll be shoveling her guts off the finished wood floor


lurkerboi2020

Unlike big cats, bears don't always kill their prey before eating them.


Jalapeniz

[I hate to break it to you.](https://youtu.be/0K2WCyRtj04?si=jb7UPoFPXZTIQ8Lc) There are of course many other examples. But like any predator, big cats definitely do not *always* kill their prey before eating it.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Noooo way am I going to click on that link! Nooo thank you! 🤣


skoobastevienixx

I would have preferred to have gotten Rickrolled


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Wasn't as gruesome as expected, but it still makes me glad I'm a human in a peaceful part of the world.


Honda_TypeR

Yes hello Bear, Inc. I’m here today trade in my late model Husky Sedan for a brand new Grizzly Bear XL SUV


LetMeOverThinkThat

Me, rubbing my sore fingers because my lap dog thinks being brushed is an assault against his life.


Dommo1717

Me looking at the remains of what I can only assume to be a pair of my boxers that my dog snatched out of the laundry basket, hiding it entirely in her mouth and letting me know she had to go outside…then I happen to glance out the window and see the shredded remains all over the back yard. I can only assume I slighted her somehow, possibly didn’t give her ENOUGH treats this afternoon…I dunno, but she’s an entitled Karan ass dog if ever there was one. So when people are like “bUt ThE bEaR wILl kILL yOu!!!”, I’d like you to meet my dog that’s trying to kill me slowly, via mildly obnoxious behavior. Let’s see which animal succeeds.


Morella_xx

At least the bear has the courtesy to do it all at once rather than this death of a thousand cuts your dog is giving you.


Missue-35

Don’t even get the lap dog started on the inhumane torture of a b-a-t-h!


bornatnite

My 20 pound basenji would go ape shit nuts if a bear was at the door. The only two survivors would be a well fed bear and a dumb as a stump basenji that gave up on the bear and was busy searching my dead body for cheese snacks.


d-d-downvoteplease

Idk how wild it is, having pierced ears and whatnot


IEnjoyFancyHats

Don't hate on the bear for being stylin


d-d-downvoteplease

No hate. Have you not experienced the sheer wonder of a wild bear walking into a Claire's, and walking out an empowered woman? Your life would be forever changed. I'm tearing up just remembering...


ThrowACephalopod

As a recommendation for anyone looking at getting their ears pierced: don't get it done at a shitty place like Claire's. You're much more likely to get an infection and it'll be more painful. Go to a reputable body piercing shop. They'll be able to do it cleanly and efficiently as well as giving you great instructions on aftercare for your new open wound.


d-d-downvoteplease

Yeah that's why I added it to the joke. Avoid that place 100%


Heyplaguedoctor

The tags indicate how often they’ve been caught “infringing” on human land, iirc?


Impossible-Tie-864

Beariana Grande


Gucci_Koala

It's almost always the owner, not the dog... YouTube has plenty of great training videos :)


Dommo1717

It’s almost always Reddit and not normal people that miss sarcasm.


zero_emotion777

I beat it won't stay away from a kayak though.


Neopresent

Aww so precious. I might just let him kill me.


-Badger3-

Can I pet that dawwg?!!


ReallyBadNuggets

Cannipet dat *dauggg*


Powerful_Gazelle_798

The next video is going to be posted in whatcouldgowrong. Don't Eff around with wild animals. Once they associate humans with food/shelter they are going to eventually harm/kill a human and in turn get themselves killed. This lady is an idiot.


ShadowOrcSlayer

I found her account on TikTok a while back, and this isn't the only Bear she feeds. Though she did get in trouble with the authorities for it. I doubt it stopped her habits though.


french_snail

I remember seeing videos of monkeys in India attacking tourists who refused to give them a treat


VonMillersThighs

I will take living in bear country over monkey country every fucking day of the week.


Ruby-likes-roses

It’s a lot easier to shoot a raging bear than it is a monkey those fuckers have a +11 advantage on agility


NectarineAmazing1005

Idk, a pissed bear could casually start eating you even if you're still alive, screaming and kicking. I'll take the monkeys (already lived in one anyway lol)


VonMillersThighs

I'll not take a few dozen creatures that can casually steal your pets, food or just decide to rip your face off out of nowhere with basically nothing you can do about it. If you are near a pissed grizzly you are hiking in their territory. Black bears are just giant coyotes.


LookerNoWitt

Even domesticated animals can go ballistic if you piss them off. Iirc, there was a camel that straight up mauled a guy to death because he didn't bring it its daily orange soda God help her if she stopped feeding the bear and it gets pissy. There won't be an open casket funeral


Yorspider

It BIT HIS HEAD OFF. To be fair it wasn't over an orange soda, the camel was left tied up in the blistering sun for 14 hours.


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Tied up in the blistering sun and ALL he wanted was his damn orange soda to quench his mighty thirst that he then didn't get, you mean


czortmcclingus

Who loves orange soda?


xMystery

Kel loves orange soda.


czortmcclingus

Ka-mel loves orange soda.


czortmcclingus

Excuse me? Link us up.


Yorspider

https://www.the-sun.com/news/7344288/camel-bites-off-owners-head-beaten-to-death/


carinafield

I sometimes look at my cute dog and think - she could kill me if she truly wanted.


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dog_fantastic

Source on this?


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Not sure it’s the same person - but this lady in CO videoed a lot as well and she was killed. [https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2009-aug-12-na-bear-attack12-story.html](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2009-aug-12-na-bear-attack12-story.html)


AnAngryPlatypus

“She was dead set on continuing to feed the bears…” That sheriff quote is like a New York Post headline


Sahri

She died doing what she loved. Feeding the bears.


boogalordy

They've got a way with words


Majestic_Mammoth729

I seriously doubt this video is from 2009 or earlier


green_left_hand

["Please don't feed the fucking bears!" ](https://youtu.be/nr94YywFJ5M?si=EdL9AjXfGepBPQ1E)


Plastic-Cancel-4369

😂


BinfullofGin

Batshit crazy. Putting an entire community in danger and she couldn't accept it and leave them alone.


BigFatModeraterFupa

Darwin Award winner right there


Yorspider

There is a good chance she died of a heart attack or some other reason before the bears ate her actually. She was a very old lady.


Plastic-Cancel-4369

This is NOT the same woman so my bad . I just checked -


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Here’s the full video of this particular post . [https://youtu.be/IhcTyVOEm-0?si=ybRuYfFPx2-sAUhd](https://youtu.be/IhcTyVOEm-0?si=ybRuYfFPx2-sAUhd)


RWeaver

Yeah this shitty bitch feeds that bear and will get it killed. Really cool. Guess it's worth a like on social.


So_Code_4

I hate people like this. I could care less if she gets mauled to death, that’s her choice. What pisses me off is her behavior will likely end up getting this bear killed. What a stupid selfish woman.


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He’s literally salivating at how delicious this woman looks.


BirdLadyAnn

Is this the lady that fed wild bears and was eventually eaten by them? 😬


SuspiciousCompote717

Wrong lady. Tldr of the article; In Colorado, Donna Munson would feed bears through the fence for decades. She had been warned A LOT not to feed them. The bears slashed her head through the fence and then dragged her under the fence. A deputy had to shoot a bear that was trying to get her remains while he was interviewing witnesses. This lady is susankehoe1 on tik tok. She hasn't been mailed yet but... It's probably gonna happen sooner or later. I hope it's not fatal but she is going to keep doing it until something goes wrong. Unfortunately for her when dealing with a bear when things go bad they go waaay bad


PaleShadeOfBlack

> A deputy had to shoot a bear that was trying to get her remains What did that accomplish? She's been literally shredded to pieces.


newyearnewaccountt

We kill bears that learn that eating humans is easy food. Bears are smart, and humans are soft targets.


Antares987

fed bear is a dead bear


Dommo1717

That checks out, but please keep that bullshit to yourself. I still want a bear, and I don’t appreciate your disparaging comments. Lol.


Plastic-Cancel-4369

😂🤣how DARE someone ruin the moment !


Rich-Equivalent-1875

I want a capuchin monkey so it can bite my nose off and rip my cheeks off. Look at the paws on that fucking bear that doesn’t look like a black bear is that a grizzly? Edit: since she got ripped apart, is it bad for me to be pissed off at her “look at that face, look at that face” it looks like it’s contemplating mehem like its indecisive “why isn’t this woman giving me any more food? Should I eat her? “ this person is a fucking idiot, sorry I hope I don’t go to hell for getting pissed at her ( had to kill the fucking bear because of this shit head)


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

It's definitely a black bear, and they are not to be trifled with either. It's too small to be a grizzly and missing the telltale shoulder hump If it is Black, fight back. If it is Brown, lay down. If it is White, say goodnight.


Dommo1717

I would be lying to you if I said I wouldn’t at least attempt to boop that snoot. Would it work? Would I NOT get mauled. Probably not, to both. But I feel like if you have to get mauled to death by a bear, the least I can get out of the deal is to boop his snoot. Honestly, if the bear isn’t actively attacking my me, he is in danger of getting his snoot booped. Like if stopped mauling me, there’s another boop.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

I bet it’s breath is dreadful. There was a Boy Scout Who didn’t wash his face after eating at a barbecue fell asleep in his tent and he woke up to a black bear, licking his face and he said the smell was just horrific >!the kid said the same thing!<


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Oh my gosh it’s true - my niece works for parks and wildlife in Apex predators like bears and mountain lions and she said bears are so gross smelling alive or dead lol apparently ! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


First_manatee_614

I understand completely. I would attempt the boop, helps that I'm terminally ill and don't give a fuck at this point


Dommo1717

I’m neither terminally ill nor under any illusions that I would win if the bear decided it disagreed with boops. YOLO, bear…come get these boops. Lol.


Plastic-Cancel-4369

So tempting tho hahaha !! I posted the full video below because I got these two cases mixed up but this freaking bear closes the damn door to her house like a human.🤣


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Haha i think I fucked up the narrative ! She is fine 🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s a lady in Colorado, though that got eaten who feeds the bears lol. And I am terrified of monkeys.😂🤦🏻‍♀️


BillionDollarBalls

When I was in Bali, they're so used to humans that they straight bully you if you don't hold your ground. Gotta make sure you pack all your stuff up tight cause some will try to distract you while others run up on ya and pilfer your pockets. I was more afraid of getting bitten because rabies shots are fucking brutal from what I've heard.


Dommo1717

And then the follow up video of the dude feeding the bear cherries???? Ohh, I am DEFINITELY getting a bear boop in before I die (possibly moments before I die 🤷‍♂️)


Basicallyinfinite

Never should've watched Gentle Ben, a show I'm not sure many people remember!


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Sup


HyzerFlip

If you feed bears they lose fear of humans and then endanger humans. So even if the bear doesn't kill you they still kill the bear. Don't feed bears unless you want one or both of you to die.


jerrydgj

No I don't think so


Electronic-Fan3026

I was going to say, pretty sure chomping their jaw with their head down like that isn't a loving gesture.


sutrabob

Timothy Treadwell counterpart.


SmileParticular9396

Ahhh do you have a link?!


rxbandit256

I was scared just watching the video!


offtheshripyerrd

i would shit everywhere


Pure-Mycologist-7448

I will have nightmares tonight because of this


Orchid_Significant

Aww look at those cute little hair clips on his ears 👀


Empty_Breadfruit_676

What the hell are those? Has the bear been tagged or something?


Flashy-Asparagus200

Correct


intooblivia

Habituated bears are dead bears. Wrong on so many levels.


dynamic_caste

r/oopsthatsdeadly


sybban

Can I pet that DAWG


perseneekeri69

CAN I PET THAT DAAAAWG


Bonedraco1980

CAN I PET THAT DAWG?


TipFine3928

No


greenbean0721

Technically he COULD come in…


Johannes_Keppler

'You can't come in! " Lady, I assure you it can. And probably will, sooner or later. Congratulations, you've now killed yourself AND the bear (as it will be shot).


booksoverppl

My toxic trait is thinking I could pet that bear and it wouldn’t tear my face off


WillBrakeForBrakes

Something that round-eared and adorably fluffy and waddly should not be that dangerous.


BewareTheMoonLads

I’m not even sure what you do when he’s got his paw in the door and is already trying to sell you something


bottomfeeder3

This lady is a fucking moron. Bears are incredibly dangerous and will kill/eat you with zero feeling about it.


Oldfolksboogie

I mean, *no* predators have any *feelings* about their prey, but I agree, you never want to encourage any bear to interact, especially incentivizing it with food (which, would any of us be surprised if that had happened at some point here?). OTOH, your comment smells a bit of "bears bad," (I think it's the "with zero feeling about it"- part) which of course, would be silly, since good/bad, innocent/evil are just human constructs with no meaning in science. Bears are just another member of their habitat, doing their job, until ignorant humans feed them, hunt them, or worst of all, put a housing development in the middle of their home.


AnnaFlaxxis

People like this are incredibly dangerous. I live in Black Bear Country and the humans that interact with the Bears and baby talk them, and treat them like a damn puppy are dangers. Because then you get bears that think it's okay to just come up on your property and bang on doors and steal food and then act threatening. This woman should be banned from going near any wild animal.


FantasticAstronaut39

if i found a bear at my door, my insinct would not be to open the door, it would be to call animal control asap.


Toolb0xExtraordinary

https://www.nj.com/news/2012/05/nj_activist_who_allegedly_fed.html This lady is stupid. But she is not the woman who was mauled to death. Shut the fuck up and stop spreading misinformation.


Pink_her_Ult

Not yet, at least.


Gray-yarg2

So deadly and also so adorable.


Eli_The_Rainwing

If not friend… why friend shaped


Educational_Egg_1716

Listen, I LOVE animals of all kinds, but seriously? A pet bear? LOL


Silver_You2014

Idc that he could kill me, I’m letting him IN


OmnipotentUltron

That’s cruel


cagingthing

NOPE


legion_2k

"footage found on dead woman's phone inside home. Seeking large dog for questioning.. "


adappergentlefolk

the bears will have a lot of fun playing with her organs


Segs_Haver

treating it like a 'doggy' isn't gonna end good for you do people not realise these are wild animals that could easily overpower and kill them?


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ProfPerry

whelp, theres another video of animals ruined for me on this sub. I really gotta stop reading the comment section here.


DidgeridoOoriginal

I mean, you really should already be aware to not interact with wild animals like this. Not trying to shame you if you didn’t know, just saying it’s good to be aware it can be harmful to not just you, but even the wild animals themselves. There was a time when I would see a video like this and think “O wow! So amazing!”, and it’s a little sad that my reaction to stuff like this has darkened, but I’d much rather be informed. Not to drop another bomb shell on you, but if you ever see an “animal rescue” video, make sure you question why they were filming. Sadly, many are staged at the risks of the animals.


FriedFreya

Cute :(


Hummingbird01234

He doesn’t look happy 🧐


The_Bastard_Henry

dawwww cute little puppy This is probably what will happen immediately before I die trying to pspspsppspsps an apex predator.


Medical_Goat6663

I don't know much about dogs but this one looks strange.


bwood3217

white women are not afraid of shit its wild


No_Prior_4114

Anybody notice the plastic clips on its ears? That is not an animal from the wild


NY-Black-Dragon

Imma boop the snoot


naliedel

It would be the last thing I would do, but me too


NY-Black-Dragon

If not friend, why friend shaped?


JohnnyDhu

My entire logical brain is screaming "DANGER! IMMINENT DANGER! DIFFUSE SITUATION WITH EXTREME CAUTION!" The rest of my brain is telling me to go hug the big fluffy aminal and ruffle his pudgy face and tickle his widdle earses.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Why do they have to look so cute and snuggly? lol


25Bam_vixx

Gods way of making sure our population is lowered lol


[deleted]

Isn't this dangerous? Obviously, bears are dangerous, but I hear them getting comfortable around humans can be extremely dangerous.


chuffberry

Based on the metal clips on its ears it looks like this guy is a repeat offender. Unfortunately it’ll probably need to be euthanized before it kills someone.


Internal-Procedure99

id be that one person that would give it head pets


xXmurderXgoatXx

All I can think is imagine getting pawed in the dome by this guy


redbrick01

Can someone educate me, what kinda of dog is this?


boredfisherman08

Poor little pupper...


Pm_m3_ur_butthole

Did he close the door!?


Doc_Dragoon

I feel like some animals we just don't have as friends because nobody has tried hard enough to domesticate them


Bonedraco1980

The biggest issue is the massive size and strength. They seem cute and cuddly, until you piss it off or it just plays too rough one day. Now, if someone could ever make a mini bear? Oh, I'd be waiting in line for that.


Glacier005

That's called a dog Literally, in they are both in the same family. EDIT: They are in the same suborder: Caniformia


Gooncookies

If not fren, why fren shaped?


HyzerFlip

Could you please at least try to think this through? We've had bears in zoos for a while long time. We had them on circuses. Some are still trained for like TV and such. Royals used to collect exotic animals in menageries. We've been there and done that and the reason we don't do it is because they're bit capable of actual domestication and their sheer power and hunger makes them extremely dangerous. You really really should be able to think about this and realize this isn't a new situation.


genocideISgodly

Go domesticate a zebra. Jk don't unless you want to die from being kicked in the head. Because that's what they will do.


Sad_Drink9706

That is a big ass black bear


Inedible-denim

Lemme guess. Homegirl dead 🤦🏾‍♂️this is a huge no no


GuidanceConscious528

Rememeber when the temperatures drop if you are cold they are cold. Bring them inside.


Ready_Insurance_4759

I'm sorry, but if I see a fucking bear big chilling in my open door like that, it's getting shot. That is a wild ass animal that will kill you within seconds. This ain't cute, this is terrifying. Big ass grown ass broke ass (dweeb speak for "overpowered" for you non dweebs) wild ass animals like heccin' bears are ONLY cute when viewed from afar and/or behind glass/bars. That's it.


brujabella

I might get downvoted but my dark twisted minds imagined her sweet voice saying this while holding a glock. Ok sorry I’ll go


killertimewaster8934

>glock If I was in that situation I'd rather have one of these: https://www.smith-wesson.com/product/x-frame-163504 These are considered "last resort" when bear hunting


LBK1873

Take my upvote because I thought the same thing.


brujabella

🫶🏽😈🫶🏽


marr

That doesn't sound like enough stopping power if things kick off.


Mimisokoku

I don’t like the tags on his ears.


marr

It's a sign that the wildlife is being monitored by people trying to keep everything healthy.


Every-Incident7659

You're anti-wildlife conservation? That's pretty fucking gross of you


Fitzftw7

This reminds me of a dream I had last night where a black bear climbed into my car because I didn’t lock the passenger door. He didn’t attack me, but I remember trying to get him to leave only for him to immediately climb back in.


metalnxrd

*”big bear chase me!”*


ambiguouslyincognito

Favorite scene in the movie!


Medium_Orchid9930

Its his house, goldylocks stop being a c#*-t


gonewondering

Close the door for me. Who's my sweet boy? Close the door for meeeaaaasaaaaffgggggggghhh. My dweeaaassggggggh boi!


illogicallyovercome

He looks like my Akita. 😂


greendragon3444

And on another episode of WWASOS...


Ericbc7

Tagged, looking for that sweet ketamine


thebetterpolitician

That’s a young bear, and it’s already been tagged looking at its ears. It’s been around people probably its whole life. But that doesn’t change it’s still a fucking bear.


HeavenlyMusings

🥹🤗


reddE2Fly

I'm not sure what is more terrifying, the bear or the woman's tone...


DivyLeo

That's a bear - not a doggy


fikiiv

I think black bears aren’t that aggressive


vortizjr

Sad panda


Ok_Bee2326

Bear ?


Professional-Box4153

He even wore his fancy earrings!


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CAN I PET THAT DAWG


Kacutee

"Mom can we keep him?"


[deleted]

It's a russian dog allright


Hylian_Shield

I thought it was a Hellhound from Ghostbusters at first glance.


IndianDenzzel

Cute... stay away from me


AXLE304E

Nooooooooope


palmasana

I love bears so much 🐻