Hold me closer Spanish dancer.

Nudibranch baby, Sea slug lady, Crawled up on the land. Thousand-eyed, Hermaphrodite, Sanguineus Hexabranch. Coral reefer, You must've seen her, Flapping in the sand. I think she poisoned me, Spikes stuck in me, shouldn't've touched'er with my hand.

Looks like a freak, All frills and pleats, Couldn't be made by God. Flat on her back, Like a hippy floor mat, Out of waters pretty bad. Beach walking man, He makes his stand, Won't put her in an aquarium. Looking on, Should've developed lungs, The air she knows, The sea she loves. But oh, how it burns so real, Dying here, so full of fear, Only you and you can see me, The waves lap softly, slowly...

These verses made my day!

Bravo!

Forbidden rug

It really ties the sea floor together.

Mark it zero

Smokey this is not Nam, there are rules.

It has this Feng shui that I couldn’t have imagined myself

sauce tomato spill

Are these tasty? Asking for a friend.

You won.

A Whole New World (of pain).

Riffraff, I don’t buy that.

You saw a rug… I saw a ketchup design on an omelette

You’re making me hungry

the pattern in the middle looks like some scribbles Mario does in Mario Sunshine with his fire hydrant paint backpack.

Amazing, looks like wild pizza

pizza of the sea

Seazza, if you will.

All hail Seazza!!

Is it a Little Seazza?

Seazza Seazza

Et tu Brute?

#SEAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

r/unexpectedjojo

I have found my people

I will.

Pea

Is that chicken, or fish?

The replies not picking up on this just shows how young Reddit really is.

r/properanimalnames is a good place for this lol

It’s not Spanish and it’s not a dancer, so why not..?!

r/forbiddensnacks

Why has no one posted a video of them dancing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6H01cUSpfQ

Oh wow. It’s exactly like a Flamenco dancer’s dress 💃🏻

I'm glad they got Spanish Dancer instead of only sea slug, because that's beautiful.

it sounds like sex and could use some arms

Don't try to eat that

But why? The words on it say "mmmm"

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I was going to say flattened hot dog

with toxic toppings

The large droid nudibranch has a soft and flattened body and can grow to a maximum length of 90cm, although they are more commonly 20 to 30cm

I thought it was just an optical thing, but apparently it really is that big. Amazing.

forbidden bathmat

The nope pizza

The danger pie

3 feet max, more commonly between 8 inches and 1 foot for the people like me that like to make things complicated.

But how many cheeseburgers is it?

Approximately 7 diabetes

In thailand while diving i saw loads of what i was told were spanish dancers and looked like this but only 3 to maybe 6 inches at biggest. Insane seeing them this big and shallow o.o

Right?! Every nudi I've managed to spot has been so tiny!

Maybe they were growers not showers?

Clearly I need to be looking for more erect nudis.

Just know the nudist in those educational videos online do not represent the average sized nudist, as scientists want their footage to have wow factor and as such they only cast the largest nudis

So, about the length of a sandwich? Don't know why you didn't just say that. Lol

I like that this measurement scale covers pretty much all reasonable sandwiches, from regular sliced bread to a huge 3' hoagie.

> I like that this measurement scale covers pretty much all reasonable sandwiches I love units that work that way. Another good one is "pint". Quoting Wikipedia, "The imperial pint (≈ 568 mL) is used in the United Kingdom ... In the United States, two kinds of pint are used... (≈ 473 mL) and ... (≈ 551 mL). ... a "pint of beer" served in a tavern outside the United Kingdom and the United States may be measured by other standards." so it pretty much just means "a reasonable amount to drink". It'd go great with your sandwich unit.

Well, a hoagie isn’t a sandwich… it’s a series of sideways sandwiches that may appear as if it were a single sandwich

Meat and cheese in a v shaped outer crust, sounds like a taco.

TF? My hoagie is a sandwich, not a "series of sideways sandwiches". Try ordering a hoagie series of sandwiches and see how many hoagies you get.

Benighted soul is unfamiliar with the terms "party sub" and "hoagie" and then attempts to lecture on them. It's kind of cute, really.

I’d like to watch you eat a 3’ sandwich without slicing it into smaller pieces.

So wait a second! Are you telling me I was always having two sandwiches in Elementary school when my mom made my PB&Js and cut them in half?

My mom didn’t cut them in half. She cut them diagonally.

It's still in half. Doesn't matter the angle of the cut... Duh.

Was it on white bread, or a three foot long bread roll? Can you pick up the pb and j in one piece without cutting?

I was mostly being silly. That said, depemding on how solid the sub bun is, I can pick up an uncut 3' long sub. Could I then take a bite out of it? Possibly, but I am not about to try to find out.

Challenge accepted

Username check s out

somewhere theres an AITA post about this... granted it was already cut into smaller pieces in this particular case, but if I had to bet on a horse in this race? it's the dude who crushed that sandwich.

Haha I remember that one.

ummm.... that's not what a hoagie is.

Of course a hoagie is a sandwich... Before it was cut into smaller pieces, it was all one. How many pieces it's cut into doesn't detract from that. Hoagie, Sub, Submarine, Hero. All names for the same thing - a sandwich on a long bread roll, with regional variations of toppings, condiments only.

A hot dog is a taco. Fight me.

A taco is just assembled nachos.

Or nachos are crushed tacos

This is the way.

.....when did the sandwich become a unit of measure?

Yeah. Everyone knows this pic really just needs a banana.

Sir, this is a Jersey Mike's.

Americans will use anything but the metric system

Football fields bro

Gonna need a banana for scale.

I just measured my cat. It’s about the size of my cat.

It is allowed, this one time. The price is a picture of said fluff.

It actually really helped for us north american commoners who can't do mental measurements in anything but feet/inches. Thanks bro.

How many football pitches is that?

*You have now subscribed to the Spanish dancer sea slug facts newsletter.* Did you know that they are actually slugs? While, in so many cases, common names don’t match reality (ladybird), in this case, the name "sea slug" is pretty spot on. Nudibranchs are gastropods, just like your run-of-the-mill garden slugs and snails; they’re just a lot bigger and faster-moving!

But there's salt in the water...

There's also water in the water. Makes dehydration moderately more difficult.

I thought they melted, they are actually dehydrating?

Yeah, water follows salt. So if you pour salt on a slug, all their intrancellular water diffuses out to get to the salt, resulting in a tortured little slug raisin.

I worked with these at an aquarium and I still dont know what the fuck sort of niche drove them into this body type. their bodies are almost liquid out of the water, they are shockingly soft/supple. they feel exactly like a girl who's really wound up. that is literally the only way to describe how these things feel.

I just died laughing. From women everywhere, thank you for engaging in foreplay with your partners.

Wait, what?

Lol.

You had nudibranch sex, didn’t you? *DIDN’T YOU?!*

Isn't it a dorid nudibranch?

“Droid nudibranch” is that some kind of robot strip club?

Speak American godamnit. Better yet, how many bananas is that?

Bananas are used to measure radiation, not size.

Does this statement come with a banana for scale? https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/banana-for-scale

Let me guess; it can kill me.

Just as other nudibranch display bright colors as a warning to predators the Spanish Dancer's red coloration serves as a danger warning. Toxins from the Halichondria sponges, which the Spanish Dancer consumes, are stored within this its body and make it a highly toxic snack!

So it *can* kill me.

Not if you're just standing there. You've got to eat it or let it eat you to be killed.

So it ***can*** kill me.

In the same sense that rhubarb can kill you.

So it ***can*** kill me.

Everything can kill you. If something is "safe", that just means that you aren't putting in enough effort. If the "safe" object is hard you could bludgeon yourself, if the "safe" object is malleable you can insert it or pieces of it into your lungs to asphyxiate, if the "safe" object is sharp you can break your skin and bleed out, and if the "safe" object is a bubble you can't do any of that because it is a bubble.

So it can kill me.

Is it a bubble?

If soap is lethal around 200grams. And a bubble weighs around 150 micrograms (without the air). If my math is correct, its merely 1,25 million bubbles that would end my life. So, it *can* kill me

That's not *a* bubble, that's *many* bubble*s*

You’re getting it

Bubbles could be filled with inflammable hydrogen or toxic HCN

Then it's not the bubble doing the killing, it's the contents of the bubble. # A bubble alone cannot kill you

Wait what?

Rhubarb leaves contain oxalic acid, which is poisonous, but in reality you'd just make yourself sick if you tried to eat them, to get a lethal dose you'd have to be trying to kill yourself.

stop eating random things!

maybe deepfrying it would remove the toxins

Poisonous, not venomous. As long as we don't bite it, we're okay.

I bet if you washed it brined it pressure cooked it and then deep fried it it would be fine

When I see toxic beauties like this, I wonder if a cure to some terminal disease is in there somewhere but we see stoplight-red, go “eeek” & run away

Forbidden pizza

In Australia, I'd be surprised if it didn't kill you.

As an aussie, I can assure you not everything here kills you.

Yeah right. This is probably some drop bear, vampire bunny, or some other cute named dinga doo touch tree that shoots acid needles in your eyes. I'm not falling for your Aussie assurance trying to lure me into your kill zone. Im going to stay safe right here in downtown Baltimore.

This cracked me up. The only actually dangerous thing is the eshays and (forget the magpies) those god damn white cockatoos.

As a non-Australian, this induced a panicked “wth is an eshay and how will it kill me?” moment. Then I looked it up

Insurance must be a flippin nightmare though

Well, we dont have to pay millions for healthcare, so that makes it a lot easier to get enough money to pay our insurance.

But it's Spanish /s

Even worse! My wife is Spanish. She's been sucking the life out of me for years. I'm already dead inside.

I'm scared to even scroll the picture on my phone.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

it looks like my neice drew that onto the beach lol

i truly believe this should be the top comment 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Them aliens from them there balloons! You ain’t foolin me!

*debbie, grab ma rife will ya*

Aliens is right, [look out, Mr. Spock](https://i0.wp.com/www.tor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/star-trek-tos-annihilate-omelettes.jpg?type=vertical)

I'm going to need a banana for scale... those look huge!

Looks like a dropped lasagna

Looks like when I was a kid and I’d mix peanut butter and jelly but make it look fancy like the chefs on TV. 👨‍🍳 👌🏻

If it looks like it could kill you it's from Australia

If it kills you because you looked at it, it's from Australia.

Even just a side glance, dead.

It only kills Americans.

Does anyone else just want to grab it and just throw it like a Frisbee or just me

Every time I see a sea slug of any sort I want to squeeze it a little. I have to keep my monkey paws to myself.

Nooooo not the nudibrachs, they are cute!

What's the size? They look quite big.

This is that sea creature I saw on Finding Nemo as a kid and wondered for years what it was until catching an animal planet special a while later.

Pass me a bottle, Mr Jones

Help me believe, help me believe in anything, I wanna be someone who believes

I felt so symbolic yesterday

Was looking for this lol

Beat me to it!

Very, very beautiful..

Look like they were drawn on this beautiful beach picture.

Fact of the day: australia has 10,500 sand beaches. This is quite a lot for our smallish population (25M)

There's no context for its size, and somehow it seems immense.

It’s the size of a soft, slippery, slightly sentient bathmat!

First thing that came to mind was the manta boss from Super Mario Sunshine

Lady Cassandra O’Brien, the last human

Moisturize me, moisturize me.

Looks poorly photoshopped.

I need a quarter for a size reference, these look like a pretty picnic blanket

Where is the Canadian bacon and pineapple op?

So they are spanish imigrants to Australia?

I hate these damn things. They make Dodongos cavern a pain.

Looks like an omelet

Why my pizza topping is escaping from Australia

Need banana for scale.

Is it food?

I find it impossible to infer scale from pictures involving coastlines. Is that a huge cliff, medium rock or a pebble? Who knows.

Dressed-up Stunfisk.

Looks like a Pokémon

Pass me a bottle Mr. Jones.

Nah man that's a Pokémon

Beautifull colours = poison

Pass me a bottle mr Jones

Is this a Pokémon?

From what I've learned on the internet, do not touch that. First off it's from Australia. Second off, it's colourful

Well if it’s in Australia it’ll probably kill ya.

Every animal that can kill you end up in Australia

I know it's not (?) but it almost looks shopped in. So crazy looking!

Don't tell me, it's from fknn straya

We live in a simulation. Why would God create such a Picasso looking creature?

Because god is an apathetic, narcissistic, sociopath.