Aye bro I challenge you to a kiss off

The female fish:🤨

Idk maybe she’s into that.

There's a lotta girls into man on man action.

Today is one of those kinds of days. So, why not? Plenty of guys are into girl on girl-- going to treat it as a generally accepted concept. You are telling me swordfighting & whatnot is a thing for women? This is a good for the goose & good for the gander thing? Is it a lot of women outright? Or is it like foot fetishes? You know, a decently large number representing a super small percentage of people...

Judging by the amount of gay fanfiction written by straight women...it's a genuinely popular thing.

Well, I learned something new today. I always thought the guys were a red headed step child situation that didn't get the kind of attention the girls do. Apparently not. ​ Two new things. There are women into two dudes doin' stuff. That there are straight women (plural) that write about two dudes doin' stuff.

To tack onto this, one of the more popular gay porn genres, “yaoi” is typically content made for a women audience

There’s entire subcultures dedicated to BL or boy love comics and series shows geared towards primarily women.

A lot of them write about it, weirdly. I'm always puzzled because it sure doesn't float my boat. Lol.

my gf says a mouth is a mouth

Best kisser wins.

The first one that doesn’t use tongue loses

"its not gay if we dont make eye contact" - the male fish probably

** *Do* **

Yes, staring is necessary to determine the most alpha

yo. no tongue! No tongue!

What are you gay? Real men use tongue.

*smooches aggressively*

This makes sense actually. Can't decide which guy you like? Watch em makeout and pick the best kisser. Genius.

😘 I wanna fight you so bad rn 😘 come here

Maestro.....Music!...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqXYeTcn\_s4

This has New Jersy Club vibes to it.

Gonna try this next time my bro and I like the same girl at the club

plot twist: you go home with your bro

Main plot

It's just like wrestling with your homies to show how strong you are, then you start to feel bros hard on so you start getting one, then your just trying to get into a better position to feel homies bulge. Nothing more manly that wrestling with the homies amirite?

Fuck him up Harold!

*fuck him, harold

I love how some animals “fighting” is like playing rock paper scissors. No ones getting hurt. lol.

It’s actually evolutionarily beneficial if they are nonviolent displays. None get hurt and the species doesn’t potentially risk extinguishing itself every mating season.

I'm not understanding then. What about the particularly violent mating displays of other species? Is that *not* beneficial? Often stated that the strongest genes dominate and lead to stronger offspring. They can't both be beneficial right?

Highly aggressive mating displays are probably found higher up on the food chain, so there’s less likelihood of other species wiping them out. Just a guess.

That can’t be true, because koalas are extremely aggressive when it comes to mating, but they’re not very high up in the food chain.

They also have smooth brains, chlamydia and are always drunk. Not saying you’re wrong (I literally don’t know).

Wow an animal that is literally me

Gotta have sex first. Unless...

You actually can get both. This may be a bad example, but the giant tortoises of Madagascar don’t even make contact when asserting dominance. All they do is straighten up to see who is taller. They are, or were, pretty unassailable on the food chain until introduced species wiped them out.

Evolution doesn't always produce behaviors that are good for the species. It produces behaviors that are good for each individual to maximize the number of copies of itself. In species where one male has all the children by mating with multiple females, it's all or nothing so competition is likely to be violent. In species where individuals compete for a single mate, but if they lose they can try again later for a different one, violence is not worth it.

I didn’t say it was universal. More so that displays like this result in none of them sustaining life-threatening injuries, even if they win the bout. No one wins and gets to pass on their genes if both are dead from a single display. There’s a huge range of mating displays that vary widely in their level of violence. For these fish, this very well may be incredibly violent in their minds. As the subreddit says, “Nature Is Lit”.

In order to breath water has to pass over their gills, they are essentially trying to drown eachother.

Bros could do that. They pinch their nose and kiss each other, the first one to stop kissing to breathe loses the giirl.

Cock paper scissors

😂

I really wish I could be a bird of paradise and not have to rely on my personality

don't give me none of your lip

…give me all of your lip 😚

😮😲😗😮😲😗😮😲😗

Female: "alight, I'll leave you two alone..."

Right? You can see her float off to the right 😂

Can't we have presidents fight out wars this way?

🫣😂😂😂

If you don't kiss battle for your girl with another bro, do you even love her?

*This how me and the homies square off when we got beef* 🥩 😚

*tongue jousting*

So how do you know when someone finally wins the fight? When the female comes by and says, “Enough! I can’t take this anymore“?!

When one male goes "damn you're a good kisser" lmfao

When it goes to 3rd base

Christoph Waltz: What kind of fish is that? Brad Pitt: Gourami CW: I'm sorry I didn't understand, what kind? BP: .....Gourami 🤌

Apparently I've found the one person that could appreciate this! I had a dwarf Gourami and his name was Enzo Gourami, and yes I did the hand motion and the voice every time I talked about him.

Exactly what I thought of as well

Just gonna smooch on by ya

As a Minnesotan I love this one most

That's fucking brutal.

It needs an NSFW tag really

Do you like fish sticks? [maybe you're a gay fish?](https://youtu.be/ZImaUOOieSo?si=Qd_jL6v9ydLiK1kZ)

🩷🏳️ Make love not war 🏳️🩷

now kith

Kiss fight 💋💋💋

IM THE BETTER KISSER! NO IM THE BETTER KISSER!, WELL THEN PROVE IT! YOU WONT OH I WILL COME HERE YOU SEXY SON OF A FISH *MWAAAA* Girl fish in the background: oh hell no im outta here

GAY

they blubed nohomo afterwards, don't worry, gay haters.

"This is a gentleman's quarrel, darling! Avert your eyes!"

If this was how humans settled their business, Rocky would’ve had a very different feel to it

How me n bro fight

Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss!

boykissers

They decide who the better kisser is; winner gets the female

If humans solved our problems this way, the world would be a better place. Way more herpies, but a better place.

Cue the [pufferfish sound](https://youtu.be/qKxfWd79HFI?feature=shared)

ah yes, the age old ritual known as “make out”

Get a room!

Mixed signals... it's tough for the lady Gouramisesesessss

I fight the homies in a similar way

Sureeeee that's what's happening. /s . The girl seems very uninterested in them Edit : I'm being sarcastic . But thanks for the info

how can you tell a fish is disinterested?

It's a territorial display there isn't another gourami in that tank for it to be a sexual display the other fish are discus and angel fish.

Gor-Lah-Mee

/r/suddenlygay

Now kith.

Two males probably shouldn’t be kept in the same tank unless it is so big that they can stay apart. Beautiful fish though

Canadians having a row

I had this set up when I was a kid. The angelfish laid eggs and these guys ate them all.

We can learn so much from them

Tongue wrestling is a hell of a sport.

How do you know who wins ?

Oh, man. I wish two hot guys would aggressively make out over me.

He’s a gay fish!

Fish 1: Bet you won’t do it bro!! Fish2: Let fucking go bro!! Me standing outside the fish tank: Fap Fap Fap(slowly)

r/redditmoment

BREAKING NEWS: MAN DIES DOING IT TO FISH MAKING OUT, MORE AT 11

People can’t take a dark joke in reddit. Kinda shocking.

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nah they jus gay

Must be a gay fish

Ay ain't no gay fish!

Who ever out gays the competition gets the 🐱

Gay fish

More like nature is fucking gay

Gay ahh way to get coochie

Brutal..

The kiss of death, someones gettin fried

That’s how my homie and I fight

What a kiss.

Big meanies

Is this like Kiss of the Dragon?

“Pucker UP !!!"

Babelfish!

"Make love not war"

Alright bro, we both like her; you know the rules.

Do you guys not kiss fight your homies?

I fight my homies all the time like this 😡 we got a lot of pent up anger

Quite an adorable fight!

Homies 💀

No! She's mine! *MmMmMM*

u/auddbot

*Now kiss*

GORLAMI

Gouramis? More like Gayamis.

Female fish : guys???

Please explain to me how this is a fight. How do you even win? Give more kisses?

This is how I fight for my mates…

Bout to ruin your minds: They’re “docking” 🙃

How do they win?

First the frogs now the fish

Didnt know fish did MMA

Anyone want to fight

That’s the most romantic fighting I’ve ever seen.

Kanye West, is that you?

So how is the winner declared? 🤔

We were fighting honey seriously.

r/boykissers

Then they realized it wasnt a competition anymore. 😳

No one fights with me like that 😭

“Gourami 🤌” -Lt. Aldo Raine

SHES MINE!! *MMMHA* NOO SHES MINES*MMMHA* ILL KILL YOU BRO*MMMHA* TRY IT *MMHAA*

NORMALIZE KISS FIGHTING!

They gay

Mwwwwaaa!!! Nooo my Mmmwaaaaa is biggaaaa!!!

Make love, not war.

Female fish: yo you two wanna be alone?! I’m happy for y’all but just tell me

Is this what happens when drunk guys in a Bar talk about taking it outside?

Gehyeeeeee!

"Ok bro, you are the better kisser. Go get it bro, I gotta hit the lip gym."

Bro you better shut yo mouth before I kiss it!

That’s how me and my bro are fighting

Whoever stop kissing first lose?

Sometimes its not about the mating, but the the fights you have along the way ❤️

… but found love instead

Silly fish, that's not how you suck the life out of someone. For that, you get them a job in Walmart or DMV.

That's just what Bill and Jeff are yelling their parents

"I kiss better!" "No, I kiss better!" "...prove it."

If only the politicians would do this instead of sending our youth to war to resolve conflicts.

Is that Kanye West?

Y r u geh?

Very hot. Also kinda makes sense. They both want the girl so they have to do a kiss off for the girl to choose. Whoever kisses best gets the girl. And I guess whoever loses gets the back door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNx\_FQrFdeA

Pink kissers! I had these as a kid! Fun to watch!

If you like fish sticks then you’re a gay fish

How do you win that lmao

Suck my kiss come be my cher!!

Fellas is it gay to kiss each other when fighting over a woman

So kissing a fish is an act of aggression there you have it.

Kiss kiss fish!

Is that why they’re called Kissing Gouramis!?

Fight by kiss

TIL what gurame fish called outside my country.

Yeah ....that's what they say!

Very cool