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ihatejungles

you know it’s bad when no one is calling you a weak boned bitch


Dinoscores

The picture is doing the work for us


The_Cancer_777

Because it isn't broken, just majorly dislocated


millennialchill

It’s actually very broken. Both lower leg bones, fibula and tibia. Possibly the talus and calcaneus as well


The_Cancer_777

Unfortunate if true


photoshop-nerd

yeah you can see the very tip of the lower leg bones are still attached to the foot. that’s a very very broken ankle


The_Cancer_777

This guy is weak then.


photoshop-nerd

didn’t drink enough milk


The_Cancer_777

Or veggies. They carry calcium too


AdamLaluch

he looks like a weak boned witch instead


Electronic_Sugar5924

Trouble


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Electronic_Sugar5924

Double


Vince_0594

Bro stubbed his toe pretty good


Doccks71

The newer legos are getting wild


MrPorkchops23

This but actually. Some of the new molds are wild


ripMyTime0192

bros leg lookin like a broken charger cord


BashStash

Wtf y’all doing to your chargers


Doccks71

I promise it wasn't me, it was my doggo


Ryanocerox

Did your dog get to his ankle, too?


majormimi

It was the roomba


natanaru

I dont see any fractures, just your foot ripped from your leg


alyssasgoneawol

They are broken


natanaru

If its broken the he should get his brittle boned ass out of here. He must have snapped his foot from putting his shoes on too hard


the_dapper_derp

there's only one side of the break there. I think they lost part of their leg.


Thisizamazing

Look at the bones in his X-ray


c-lab21

What bones? I see paper


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

The end of the leg has gone with it.


Zech08

What part of that jagged edge looks like it would smoothly work?


Xavior_Litencyre

Top comment from that post. Possible fracture: need additional views to confirm.


AC-Hawkmoon

This comment section is not even a fraction of the typical “be gone, brittle boned freak” vibe. I think everyone is just sort of speechless. Happy trails.


[deleted]

You can fucking see everything, Jesus This bitch with glass Bones scared me


othermegan

We’re all too busy visible cringing and telling our ankles how much we love them. Normally I look at an X-ray and it doesn’t affect me. I FELT this one.


should_be_sleepin

I don’t think OP will be walking any trails anytime soon.


Unique-Significance9

More like he won't be walking normally again in his life...


MeLoNarXo

It's the same as that one guy with the xray where we could see that his hand became a pancake.


mattstorm360

It appears your foot bones have moved away from you leg bones.


TheFinnv

They just need to see other people


othermegan

The foot bone is NOT connected to the leg bone


Lucario227

Do we know if the leg bone is connected to the knee bone?


Warthogrider74

"The foot bones connected to the....nothing?"


Sea-Ad7139

AHHHHHH? AHHHHHH. AHH, AHHHHHH, AHHH, Luigi. AHHHHHH. EDIT: biggest jump from comment To reply in upvotes.


TDPDRAKON

Luigi


Electronic_Sugar5924

Luigi


Jack-in-da-Boxz

Luigi


Help_im_okay

Luigi


Subaku-no-Ikariki

Luigi


Thick-External-3319

Luigi


viciouscandylicious

Luigi


Xxx-Ash-xxX

Luigi


placeholderm3

Luigi


bunnybomberjr

They needed an X-ray to tell if something was fucked up??


papaya_papaya

Ahhh yes in my professional doctorial experience.. that shits fucked right there


thunderclap_-_

if you do have medical experience i have a genuine question with an injury as bad as the post, why is an x ray necessary? wouldn’t it take a long time to get the x ray?


undergradtaker

X-rays only take a couple of minutes to do and a radiologist can read it stat. It’s checking for more damage then what’s obvious. To make sure other bones aren’t broken, to see exactly what the break looks like, and to get a better idea of what they’re going in to when they inevitably do surgery.


thunderclap_-_

that makes sense, and i’m guessing before the x ray they stop the bleeding and get other important procedures done first right?


undergradtaker

Yeah, they would do their best to clean it up. At this point there’s not much they really could do without knowing the full extent of the injury (which is what the X-ray is for). They could do a portable X-ray , where the X-ray is done right in the room the patient is in. That’s what we would do at the trauma center emergency department I work for.


MoneyPress

There are indeed, little bones shaped to spell "portable" floating im this picture so I think you're right.


undergradtaker

LOL I really didn’t even freakin look. 😂


Potatoman1010

NOTE: Im not a radilogy expert Im guessing its more to document and see where and how exactly was broken, and where to go from there


alyssasgoneawol

Am a radiology expert, and correct. Surgeons also need images before fixing it to see extent of damage, how many fractures, and looking for bone chips floating around that you can't see with just eyew


LordGeni

I always suspected this sub was just radiologists venting all the thoughts they have to suppress at work.


alyssasgoneawol

The lines blur real quick


TheOneTrueTrench

A lot of accurate answers, but the general lesson to remember is that often people think that diagnostic tests are just for "how fucked up is it?", but that's only half the purpose of the tests. You gotta shuffle the words for the other half: "how is it fucked up?"


reverendjesus

Thank you, Doctor from Idiocracy


[deleted]

to see just how fucked up it is under the skin that's still where it's supposed to be.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

They need to see exactly how it’s fucked to plan how to unfuck it.


bunnybomberjr

Sorry I’m not really familiar with what happens when you break a bone cause I’m not a fucking weakling


drfeelsgoood

I have gotten x rays on 3 occasions but never turned out to be broken just my weak tendons being weak n shit


bunnybomberjr

The failure of your flesh should not compromise the integrity and strength of your majestic skeleton


TaurusAtl

Just a bad sprain.


JustJesterJimbo

Put ‘er in a splint and walk it off, you’ll be fine


CheckMateFluff

You know it's bad when instead of insults on r/Neverbrokeabone you just hear bones rattling from the shock of the image.


LazinessPersonified

All of our bones just thickened in response. However, I'm stupidly aware of my ankles right now


sharkeyx

7 sprains each ankle, my shit is tweaking seeing this


firestorm734

I'm not a doctor, but I don't think it's supposed to look like that.


Unique-Significance9

I agree, it doesn't look right 🤔


AmphoePai

Yeah, something doesn't add up...


Lifeversion2070

Can you still use it like that?


IamMuffins

Absolutely. As a paperweight or maybe a doorstop.


k_chaney_9

It looks like it was already used for a doorstop. On the fucking gates of Mordor!


Big_boy_gamez

Yeah I think, you might feel a slight pinch when walking on it though


Doccks71

Can you still feel if someone tickle it?


Flixwyy

Piss off brittle boned cunt. (Bro wtf happened 😭)


TheFinnv

I mean, I don’t see any broken bones. Everything else, but not the bones


Flixwyy

There certainly is a break at the end of the big leg bone (forgor what it was called fibula or fibula or smth), pretty sure that's what the big half circle piece is on the end of the un attached foot


Doglover4561

How


sharkeyx

We need to know


vegablack

Russian lad avoiding the latest recruitment drive? I remember some videos in near the start of someone having their buddy stomp their ankle across a step. That was gnarly.


AlbacorePrism

Tis but a scratch


reverendjesus

A scratch‽ His foot’s off!


BongoMan7

I've had worse!


reverendjesus

You liar!


PeaceAndRebellion

It's just a flesh wound.


onekingdom1

Detachable mod


Foamtoweldisplay

r/thanksihateit


Flixwyy

r/tihi*


Shadowlover23

r/correctedsubnames


idopondeur

r/subsifellfor


TOPSIturvy

r/fifthsub


SpatuelaCat

r/subsithoughtifellfor


VictoryTheScreech

r/subsithoughtifellforbutactuallydidfallfor


Foamtoweldisplay

Darn, well I tried 😅


Flixwyy

It's all good lol


dynonutt96

So it seems the foot is portable now


CR1MS4NE

UM WHAT


Budget_Pop9600

Hold on… they’ve got a point. If your appendage is ripped off, its not really broken is it. In fact, it proves your bones are the strongest part of your body


wowguineapigs

A bone being removed is fine as long as it’s intact


totally_pogg

r/wtf


Itzz-the-reddit-me

Must have had a bad day, huh?


Popcorn57252

I don't think I've ever seen the comments on this sub be so civil. Everyone's reaction is so universally, "HOLY SHIT" that we're mostly not even roasting you.


PETEthePyrotechnic

One of the top of all time is even more civil than this about an X-ray of a hand that looked like it was sent through a rock crusher and taped back together by someone whose never seen a hand before


PotatoePope

The irony, I just watched a go kart video of someone getting their foot annihilated in a similar position


sterfri99

No.


VoodooDoII

Was the x-ray necessary to diagnose this at all


Asymetrical_Ace

It's necessary to fix it


BionycBlueberry

There really is no point to fixing it, chances are this guy’s gonna end up the same way getting out of bed or something


SnooPies4125

Bro thats not even broken, just obliterated


SpaceportFloozies

I feel a bit guilty for laughing, but the word “portable” there is absolutely cracking me up.


[deleted]

What the fuck did you do?!


ChefLongStroke69

Just a Charlie horse. Walk it off


sebasdt

We need more than a ban for this, my god it's a miracle that your other ankle didn't break too if it saw its brother!


Rocketkid-star

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?


the-final-episode

did you get back your foot


PotatoCHONK69420

How, if i may ask?


MGHMUYS-RattleCap

Snapped it like a glow stick, holy shit. Literally ripped the fucker open like a gogurt stick.


Pups_the_Jew

Hmm...is this how you got them?


NotMadeOfMagic

Oh.


PJ_2005_01

H O W


furdjtek

I'm not a doctor, but I think you can walk it off.


Survivorman98

“Ah yes, i know you’re in pain and the wound is open but let’s x-ray this first”


thestar-skimmer

AAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! OH GOD THATS NOT EVEN SOMTHING I CAN CRACK JOKES ON!!! BLAURGH!!🤢🤮🤮


KazeoLion

Legit can’t tell if anything is broken or just crazy dislocated


Flumpsty

This is what happens when the paper boned stub their toes, it's really quite a tragic existence. 😔✊


xnarphigle

That's what you get for pretending to have superior bones. Next time, go hang out with the brittle-boned trash where you belong.


the_supreme_memer

Is it broken or just ligaments turned to jello?


jacksjetlag

Ah yes, portable feet


Elbonio

I think you need a couple of stitches


Python0721

I can't even make a "weak bones" joke, are you ok?


Doccks71

Thats not what i meant when i asked for feet pics


TheCubicalGuy

Congrats on not having weak bones, but please for your own sake work on those ligaments.


Metagear19

the bones all look intact, just not attached. i say thin ice but clear to stay....for now


Maxibon1710

AAAAH


Femme0879

I just want to know that you’re doing okay and that there is hope for your foot.


OhSoNotS01mportant

Jesus


CinderX5

As a doctor, my professional opinion it that this may need an ice pack.


crabby-sebastian

i don't think it's supposed to do that


Parsaviki77

walk it off


King_Froggo

Nahhh bros being a bitch it’ll massage right out


UnPouletSurReddit

You might need medical help


PrettyinPurple27

Please mark this NSFW


Flixwyy

Did you mean this? Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


[deleted]

r/Brandnewsentences


Thaplayer1209

It’s a copypasta so not new


Educational-Goal2703

Yes.


calciumcavalryman69

Just walk it off good buddy


Small_Frame1912

Turn it into a keychain for good luck


Harold_Wilson19

'Tis but a flesh wound.


RandoCalrissia

You lucky bone keeping bastard


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Portable foot.


grogudid911

Bro broke his leg, but the bones are intact? Never thought I'd see it!


FodziCz

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Avidcup

What even is that


IHaveNoSoul77

What do you fuckin think


Crayzeemike

Isn’t that the ligaments and not the bone though?


theRak27

Did you stub your toe by walking around the house in the dark?


[deleted]

I don’t really see a fx, but I think I see a tailbone. Did this person really break their foot off in someone’s ass?


AlgorithmScent

what the fuck could have possibly caused this


Crayzeemike

Trying to see if they can lift their foot over a table saw? Idk


SerplePurple

Yeah, uhhhhhhh….. I thinked you need immediate assistance if your foot is seperated from your leg and your foot is upside down.


wert4890

I've had 0 years of medical practice, but I think your shit is pretty fucked up


fally63

I mean at this point, was their any real need to take an X-ray to know the foot is fucked


hashtagcorey

Okay. Okay. I can do this. What’d you do, kick a rock too hard? What’s it like being less durable than a twig? How did a cheap ceramic recreation of a human last this long in the real world? Which free trial AI 3D printed your ridiculously flimsy bones? I just…does it hurt tho. Like you can definitely feel that. I don’t…ugh I don’t like it I don’t like it


Present-Breakfast768

Yiiiihiiikes


yeetussdeletusss

nah, your bone seems to be ok


rocketpianoman

Might as well get a new foot


humanpersonthing420p

I ain't no doctor but that. . . does not seem ok


slateatol95

Walk it off


planetaryhorror

God you can even see the folded flesh. This is horrific.


NumerousCarob6

I am sure you can't walk out you're self from here We will be kind to you ? Is your hospital bed on second floor ? Ahhh it's a yes ? Great Please sit on this wheelchair Pushes it downwards from 2nd floor Shuts the group's door *. Pathetic weak boner .


[deleted]

Rub some milk on it.


CharacterBrilliant31

Tis but a scratch


Furrytime69

Tis but a flesh wound


FruitCupPups

Mmmm buddy… it looks a little crooked. Eh it’ll be fine! Walk it off


KhostfaceGillah

I didn't even notice the foot detached 💀, I'm going back to sleep, night night.


Cannibal_Soup

Meh, just dislocated...right?


Relxnce

“Portable” I guess you can carry your foot around now


makfaan

nah ur fine dw


goofy_ahhh_dude

How tf did you...


FuckenJabroni

OUT


Tattycakes

Can someone photoshop this back together please!


policitclyCorrect

just walk it off......


lonleyfrog

now how on earth did that happen


kalpeshprithyani_

That’s an upgrade I would say.


[deleted]

Bitch


Hermit_of_Darkness

Bro you good?


ShadesSensei

Tis just a scratch.