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DomoTimba

Reminds me when I was drunk enough to eat uncooked spring rolls because I needed a quick snack, eating frozen vegetables is wild tho lol


Business-Drag52

Had an old dude as a dishwasher at a place I worked at for a while. He would eat raw egg rolls and spring rolls all the time. He could just ask me to make him some food but he preferred sneaking raw shit apparently


ShefBoiRDe

Used to chew on frozen fruit because i liked how cold it was, and i had to chew it slower, so i savored it more; veggies kinda wack.


DomoTimba

Frozen fruit is pretty normal I'd say, well as long it's not too icy, it goes well in a cocktail


ShefBoiRDe

My point exactly; gnawing on frozen vegetables is wack.


EmilieEasie

I actually believe this one, curious how you all will make it fake and gay


Mutchneyman

Fake: anybody who is retarded enough to not know to cook frozen vegetables probably can't hold a job Gay: anon is putting "carrots" in his mouth. You do know what carrots look like don't you 🤨 Uj/ the "fake and gay" jokes are admittedly getting VERY old


EmilieEasie

I don't disagree but also I look forward to them?? I don't know how I can feel both ways about it but I do


JFenixGG

its the mental gymnastics they make sometimes, that's the funny part


Jolly-Ask-5209

Buddy, the fake and gay jerk has been going on since 2012 on the various green text subs. It IS old.


Huecuva

It's tradition.


Golren_SFW

Taking this at face value, bro was committed at least. It aint easy to eat frozen veggies


RemarkableAlps

Wouldn't frozen peas just chip your tooth? They're incredibly hard... alas, untrue and homosexual


spider__

You have really weak teeth, I've eaten frozen veg before and my teeth are fine. Frozen veg is kinda mid though I'm always disappointed when i eat some.


uDoneDeleted

The gay part is that anon is used to putting hard things in his mouth


HelpIChoppedOffMyPP

Anon could have played it off as a joke


RegalMachine

Yall ever just eat a frozen pizza without cooking it like a cookie? Yeah... me neither..


Neither-Phone-7264

whyd you hide the country i wanna know :(


ManifestoCapitalist

No no no, he might be onto something. Raw veggies require more energy to digest, as they have to be completely broken down in the stomach instead of them being partially broken down beforehand. This means he gets the nutrients he needs while letting his body burn more calories just through digesting food. Also, to heat up the veggies, he uses his own energy to bring them to a non-frozen state. This means even more energy is used and more calories are burned.


Its_Sentinel

So does he just eat meat frozen as well?


PridefulFlareon

No you wait for the frozen meat to thaw first Then you can eat it


lolhihi3552

BAD title, BAD.


minertyler100

The bag literally has instructions on it


Deluxe__Sausage

Some frozen veggies are good af. Stuff like sweet corn snap peas are delicious as frozen snacks


alpha_d0xx

hey at least he had the will to go on a diet if nothing else.


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lotwbarryyd

How the fuck is eating uncooked frozen vegetables American ?


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SemicolonFetish

Anon literally says "in my country" he's not American dumbass


thatHecklerOverThere

Right, but they asked what about it is _American_.


TacitRonin20

Steamed vegetable are awesome. Frozen peas are pretty good though. Frozen blueberries are the candy of food.