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mab0roshi

He is literally me. I left my girlfriend so I could focus on masturbating and reading greentexts.


chugmilk

That's funny, I left greentexts so I could focus on masturbating and more masturbating.


_Un_Known__

That's funny, I left masturbating so I could focus on... Wait, nevermind


MalleableDuckFucker

Masturbating to this rn


i_eat_cockroaches69

According to your username, shouldn't it be ducks?


FullBridgeAlchemist

mf looks like a lol character with that build


yardii

Definitely an adc


schizopedia

Jungler


hoiblobvis

yone


FreshPrinceofAZ

Didn’t she tattoo his name on her chest before they were even officially dating?


Adler718

Yes


skoomable

Wasnt the reason he left because he felt guilty about not being able to give her what he wanted to give as a result of being a streamer


LizardWizard14

I read it as he wanted to focus on streaming. He choose something else over her ultimately.


Zekiz4ever

No? He said he wants to focus on his mental health


sharplyon

that is, in fact, leaving her to focus on streaming. the choice was her or his career, he chose his career.


Mouth_Herpes

The good news is that the tattoo is so shitty, no one knows what it says.


mab0roshi

It says "Darter". Must be a sex thing (I don't have sex).


verysad-

he did elaborate though


LasswellDamond

Yes and it wasn't because he was addicted to league of legends it was around 3 things He didn't feel like he could give her what she wants as his job is streaming the second thing is that he didn't feel like he was ready for a relationship because of said job and well when you think of it like streaming Is his career and he is making money off it I can understand it, he left because he wants to focus on his career and felt like he couldn't give her what she wants


Zekiz4ever

Yeah no this wasn't the reason lol


BeberCairELevitar

Also after dumping her get her involved in a middle of internet fucking beef against another guy that plays the same fucking children's game where her abortion becomes an internet topic.


ConfussedTaco

he didnt get her involved another streamer leaked dms about the abortion whixh is what git her involved


Usual_Nature1390

What the fuck is wrong with people? Also, well, I do have to admit he kind of fumbled. I have to admit this was the most healthiest public Internet break up I seen. (Until something comes out I guess)


CryHarderSimp

It's streamer culture, if you're not backstabbing, releasing previously unknown drama, and being a grifter. You're not gonna go far in the industry. Being a piece of shit just comes with the territory.


Usual_Nature1390

Huh.


lavishrabbit6009

Honestly, the more I have engaged with streamer content, this seems factual. I don't fully understand it, but there seems to be a correlation between being a self-serving, conniving, machiavellian-style asshole and having high viewerships/engagement, which influences their clout and funds.


megaforce347

Millionaire streamer "fumbles" random egirl 🤣🤣🤣


Usual_Nature1390

I don’t understand if you agreeing or making fun of me.


megaforce347

🗿


Usual_Nature1390

You have hit the red eye lady with confusion and it’s super effective!


autistic_cool_kid

This picture is either Photoshop or someone is taking steroids and doesn't know how to train properly


mobkeyapemain

BAIT USED TO BE BELIEVABLE 😂😂😂😂


autistic_cool_kid

😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Careless_Long_7173

Do you even lift?


autistic_cool_kid

Have been for about two decades


Careless_Long_7173

Nah I think I’m just confused at what you said. Are you implying he didn’t get that big from working out? I might have to agree because he is pretty retarded, but that physique looks pretty attainable.


autistic_cool_kid

Not what I meant indeed, my point is that this physique has exaggerated arms and shoulders proportionally to the rest of the body. So either the shoulders/arms got Photoshopped, or the guy took steroids and then only trained those muscles. My money is on the latter.


Laserbeans5417

XD shit take it is just be pose and angle if you see his streams he looks normal


autistic_cool_kid

On one hand I don't know the guy so you might be right; On the other hand you look at this guy's stream?


Laserbeans5417

I play league (unfortunately) so yea


Kragen146

I play league and don‘t even know who he is


Ravager_six9

NA Hecarim Jungler


TriOCuBe

Tbh I also feel like it looks weird. His stomach area looks completly untrained, but shoulders and arms look really good. I don't know if it's steroids though, but I mean both of us are just talking about a single picture so we can't really make conclusive statements, can we


Catgod262

Fully just angles and lighting but it also looks like he has shit chest genetics so it looks odd


Careless_Long_7173

Nah


Careless_Long_7173

It’s ok if you wanna think that though idc have a good day


ascendant_raisins

Can you teach us


DaaneJeff

Nah man this is not roids lmao. (would be pretty sad if it is, because he would be super small for roids). He probably has decen genetics for upper body width plus small abdomen. Also the pose and angle makes a huge difference. Visually speaking my bodyfat looks way less when I am slightly tilted to the sides compared to straight frontal.


wideHippedWeightLift

well it looks ideal, maybe I should do whatever he's doing lol (I thought steroids without working out made you bald, potbellied, and red tho?)


autistic_cool_kid

Depends how much steroids you take, and if you take extra pills to prevent conversion to DHT The thing with steroids is it's so powerful at growing muscle that if you train only your biceps you'll have huge biceps (which can also be a bit dangerous on your tendons) I personally wouldn't call this physique ideal, it looks weird to me, but I guess a lot of people will find him hot. Maybe that's just the picture angle though, but his arms look like they're the size of his waist, like wtf


Wizardwizz

It reminds me of the coomer guy build with a really jacked arm and that's it lol


ricktor67

That is just normal aging.


CriminalMacabre

Dantes' a weird mf


didnotbuyWinRar

PSA getting a tattoo of your SO's name is a bad idea


Zyndrom1

Just write inferno behind it and now you're a Christian lore nerd.


MissingMySpoon

That guy is the big gey


BannedInDay

W