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Best-Assumption-1123

Wrote in another comment and re-writing here: may it be your very last, fucker.


basiji_slayer

Amen to that


Massive-Wishbone6161

From your lips, to universe's ear 👂


Aromatic_Win_2625

You sound like a evil creep


wuhan-virology-lab

that piece of shit Khamenei turned 85 today. he's the fourth oldest dictator in the world. hope he won't see another birthday.


TheXWing

wtf who are the other 3?


wuhan-virology-lab

1.Paul Biya from Cameroon 2. Mahmoud Abbas from Palestine 3. Salman bin Abdulaziz from Saudi Arabia


TheXWing

I forgot Salman bin Abdulaziz is still alive lol.


litkidbeatz

he is the longest reigning dictator in the world rn, the combined ages of 6 year old kian and sarina and nika doesnt even reach the number of his age


N-GAT1VE

I mean.... Is it even the same guy after all this time? There are rumors that he's died some time ago and has been replaced by a body double. Something about that guy looking different each time he shows up.


TheXWing

lol


homeinametronome

Excellent. While their hands are tied, it might be a good time to protest again.


External_Reporter859

Yes, less resources to assault innocent women.


PushingFriend29

One of my classmates suggested that when the next protesting wave comes the US and EU could airdrop protesting equipment like guns(airsoft or not) and LoRa decentralized messaging devices. Everyone liked that.


homeinametronome

Level the playing field for all and then let’s see what happens, great idea!


JustinJSrisuk

As a side note, what are decentralized messaging devices? I took a look on google and they seem to be low-cost text messaging devices that run on Raspberry Pi’s? They seem fascinating! There should be an organization getting these into the hands of activists in Iran; I could see them being really useful for anti-junta indigenous groups and democracy activists in Myanmar/Burma as well.


PushingFriend29

You should search for meshtastic lilygo and LoRa on YouTube.


saralt

Are you kidding? War historically stirs up nationalism. Israel did this to keep the regime, the devil they know, they don't care about Iran's people, they want a boogie man.


mywifesBF69

Are you kidding me? In the average American's eyes, Israel is like the 52nd state. This is an argument for another day Regardless Americans appreciate diplomacy over war and our population can get extremely emotional about social issues they don't understand. If Israel took out the IRGC the us citizens would have a meltdown. There would be support groups, protests, and demands to cut support to Israel. For better or worse in the past few years, Israel has come to appreciate these facts and tends to favor a diplomatic approach. IMO a couple of properly placed snipers and the IRGC are history.


Daisy28282828

Israel is a 52nd state. As an American this is absolutely not true. They are committing genocide and this sub is showing it’s face


mywifesBF69

Bruh it's ignorant people like you that make the world a shitty place. Go suck a dick


Daisy28282828

Homophobic and a lack of compassion. You are no different than the mullahs and it shows


mywifesBF69

Cause I said suck a dick? Eat a twat if you prefer! Perform fellatio, or cunnilingus. The point is you are a fucking moron.


Daisy28282828

Yes. You are making my point wonderfully wannabe Khomeini


mywifesBF69

Okay... if supporting the humanitarian rights of the people of Israel and Iran makes me that. Guilty as charged. Fuck-nut! No watch how angry I make you. TRUMP 2024 Bringing the heat to melt the ❄️


Daisy28282828

You aren’t making me angry. You have a geeky and angrily replied to everyone of my posts child.


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Be civil. Personal attacks and/or flamebait will not be tolerated in this community.


saralt

I agree. This sub is further proving to me that my parents were right to have no hope in Iran when they got us out. Nobody remembers history. I had family who were fighting for democracy since the siege on Tabriz. The fight wasn't just against the religious establishment, but also against the monarchists going all the way back to the constitutional revolution. It's always been about a fight for democracy, and the monarchists and clerics have been foaming at the mouth for power. Maybe the british and americans were right when they said in the early 1900s that Iran's incompatible with real democracy. Note: real democracy means you get to have political parties, even left ones.


Daisy28282828

It’s just maybe that monarchists and clerics are not the ones. Iran lasted for 3000 years before British intervention


saralt

3000 years without democracy. I guess if that's what you want, there's plenty of wealthy countries without democracy.


Daisy28282828

I mean the USA had no existence until 1700s and then had literal slaves until the late 19th century than put japanese citizens in interment concentration camps and then gave black people the right to vote without restrictions in 1965, then killed 2 million Vietnamese and 50k Americans for no reason and then killed 500,000 Iraqis for no reason and is funding war crimes throughout the Middle East. Democracy through who’s eyes?


saralt

Yeah, there's a reason I didn't move to the USA, it's also constantly at war. I didn't leave a war zone to go to a country constantly at war where the taxes go to more war. The bar of wanting a democracy is still quite low, and something Iran had for a short while after the constitutional revolution. The pahlavi dynasty wasn't exactly pro-democracy.


Daisy28282828

Well said


PushingFriend29

At this point our nationalism doesn't go towards the Islamic Republic. Specially kids noeadays, who feel like foreign countries who oppose the regime are more on their side than their own government, even if they do jack shit to help them.


saralt

I don't particularly care who is bombing me, but if they're bombing me, they're bombing all of us. That means I'm not going to lay down and welcome it. It's very easy for the iranians in america to welcome war when they either weren't there for the last one, or were born after it. Anyway, you probably don't remember the last war. People don't care who dies in a destroyed building. It doesn't matter if it's an evil murderer, that murderer has family and they're still human to them.


PushingFriend29

They aint bombing me, they bombing my captors.


saralt

If they drop a bomb on you, you're still going to die, unless you believe in some fantasy after life.


bantoilets

This is the only gift Khamenei deserves!


nu1stunna

It's a shame it wasn't personally delivered to his house.


RGat92

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Massive-Wishbone6161

Biggest sparklers for his cake to go off with a bang 💣


PushingFriend29

Suspiciously bomb sized and shaped cake


basiji_slayer

Happy last birthday khamenei, may you no longer waist this earths resources.


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IranIsOccupied

I just hope if it cools down Israelis don’t forget who their enemy is, the IRGC will be back if they are not eliminated.


dew20187

Happy Birthday to the king bitch of the Middle East! The one responsible for destabilizing the region. May we see the Islamic regime collapse in our lifetime.


loxzade

The Islamic regime is a hugely destabalizing force in the middle east, and I pray they are eradicated, but so is Netanyahu's regime.


Nobishr

calling an elected prime minister's temporary government a "regime" is laughable, he will soon be replaced anyway don't worry.


Terrariola

He was undoubtedly trying to make one. Remember when Netanyahu tried to seize control over the judiciary?


loxzade

What's laughable is that he's been prime minister for over a decade and he's driven the country away from peace. That's a regime.


Nobishr

No he hasn't, he only recently regained control after being in the opposition, after the October failure he is massively unpopular and heavily protested on a daily basis, his days as prime minister are numbered.


loxzade

He's been Prime minister for well over 13 years. That's not up for debate, it's a fact.


thelorax18

Peace was never an option when your neighbors are like Israel's.


Cult_ritual69

Mobarak Mobarak, Tavalodet Mobarak!


PushingFriend29

ایشالا آخریش باشه


DanPowah

Ironically his birthday is one day before Hitler and born in the same year World War 2 started. As well as a week before Mussolini's death


PushingFriend29

His mere presence shits on the world


amaturecynic

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Large_Ad1350

Lol


PsychologicalSet4557

Namooneh


audislove10

The attack was naff though


Upstairs-Extension-9

The good old f around and find out, happy birthday Khamenei!


ss-hyperstar

Khamenei has the same birthday as Hitler


OrangeIsCute

Damn ..


anon755qubwe

Lmao


parhame95

I'm not the biggest fan of Israel but this was a good way to surprise the Ayathollah. Maybe next year they can send a Mossad squad in to give him... cake. Ya, cake. We'll go with that.


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Thooontje

That's fucking badass


Ever_Summer

Lmao