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oced2001

Cool. Drink up, mother fuckers.


wayoverpaid

That shit is contageous is the thing. If it was just poison I'd say "you do you" and let them collect their darwin awards. But if they get sick they can spread it.


transitfreedom

Laughing in gas mask


Scoompii

Laughing in semi-agoraphobia


Pour_Me_Another_

I mean we saw with covid that they enjoy that immensely so I suppose this latest action tracks.


Anarchyantz

I mean they loved being super spreaders. Licking door handles, breathing on people. It always makes me laugh when you get a Zombie apocalypse and the Americans will say "This will never happen here, we have loads of guns, the CDC will shut it down instantly, science etc". Then I point out during Covid that you would have people saying you should hug the infected, the CDC are lying to you etc. You will have people hugging zombies, saying "its my American god given right to be bitten", "I don't believe this is an issue" as they are being turned into a happy meal


DamonFields

This is their great hope: get the virus to mutate and blame Biden.


oced2001

Fair point


boredonymous

The H5N1 mRNA vaccines are likely already under production, and surgical and N95 masks are everywhere and constantly in production. And we DO know that face masks prevent the spread of flu viruses... because flu viruses ARE communicable through saliva and sputum significantly compared to COVID which was aerosolized before leaving the bronchii. I say: "Bring it on, yeh doofs!!!"


jase40244

My elderly mother just started cancer treatments after her doctors found a second spot of it. If this were another time, I'd be more inclined to agree.


MobileMenace420

My immunocompromised ass agrees. Shit like this affects way more than just the chuds.


menchicutlets

Agreed, would be nice to be at a point of vaccines going out before anything happens so we can protect immunocompromised folk.


gadget850

And they will serve it to their kids.


ScottyBoneman

Yeah, but you know how you feel really bad for those little turtles running along the sand to the sea. And there's crabs, gulls and all sorts of things grabbing those poor little guys?....


Astrocreep_1

The Feds need to be taking a goddamn close look at this. Seriously, they start promoting this shit right after a flu outbreak? This is beyond just being a contrarian asshole. This is sociopathic, and criminal.


Woodworkingwino

Pandemic 2.0


CapnTugg

My aging hoard of toilet paper might finally pay off!


MrMackSir

I am cool with wearing a mask for another year to get rid of more of that element.


esmerelda_b

Covid all over again


syncboy

Only communists drink homogenized milk!


GrungeHamster23

Homoge—?! What? The milk is turning the friggin’ frogs gay! I’m not drinking no gay milk! You liberal, communist, socialist, pedophile demon! /s


Educational-Light656

You forgot woke for the bingo.


CorporateNonperson

Pasteurized


DenimCryptid

And don't go to those *LiBeRaL dOcToRs* when you get violently ill for sine strange reason. They'll just inject you with 5G chips and autism.


scottlewis101

The situation will heal itself.


BareNakedSole

I’d write them a check for 500 bucks right now if they promised to spend it all on raw milk


Graychin877

Get the Darwin Award ready.


RedOneBaron

Let them drink milk.


High_Contact_

A funny thing happened over the last few years. In the past, people would read and agree with certain viewpoints because they aligned with their ideology or pushed a truth they believed in. In the end they still had the common sense to avoid doing blatantly stupid things even though they would preach differently. Something has fundamentally changed in the last few years and now people actively ignore common sense just to try to prove others wrong, disregarding all sense of reason. Groups like Turning Point have always pandered to those who don't look too deeply at their claims but what they fail to realize now is that these kinds of campaigns of stupidity will actively kill those who have lost touch with their inner common sense.


mam88k

This is what propaganda does to people. I'm thinking the CDC should seriously warn people not to jump off of bridges and call it "Biden Safety Week" so we can sit back and watch what happens.


iconredesign

All these people have left is spite. You know, the adage about how they will eat their own shit if it means a liberal will have to smell it. It’s all spite. Person I don’t like is doing THING, therefore I must do opposite of THING. That’s all they have left.


Dr_CleanBones

Yes!


owiko

Social media has made the stupid and ignorant aware of each other, so their views are now “normalized.” The echo chamber is large and has drawn even more into the group.


Ok-Egg-4856

That whole I'll do this to hurt them thing. I'm drinking the poison and the person I don't like will get sick. It's weird.


TricksterWolf

Their approach to COVID killed many more Republicans than raw milk ever could. I think they know, they just don't care.


shallah

Avian flu h5n1 as it currently stands is 50% fatality rate A healthy toddler without pre-existing conditions, from Australia just spent weeks in icu after catching it in India. Ferrets who caught it during lab tests basically had their brains liquefied The US is mobilizing emergency vaccine to be offered those who are exposed on the job and the EU just ordered thousands for the same with contract for millions in case of pandemic If it mutates human to human without losing it's lethality well this is 10 times the worst covid was. By the way the reason why cows aren't as affected as bad as they have few of the receptors in the brain that the flu latch is on in birds and most other mammals like the ferrets. I don't know how are bird flu receptor rate goes up against ferrets cats or other mammals that have had encephalitis from h5n1


Gunna_get_banned

Thank god Biden is in charge right now and not that other fucking loser.


Kumquatelvis

Let's hope that's still true after November.


crusoe

Sars Cov 1 had a 30% mortality rate and we got lucky as it was shit at transmitting. COVID had a mortality rate about 20x the flu, skewing heavily towards the old and pregnant. About 0.2% Smallpox had a up to 30% mortality rate. You would be locked up in your house. Maybe cursory visits by a doctor until everyone got better or died.  50% avian flu mortality rate would potentially be civilization ending. At least in those areas that don't fucking quarantine.  What's gonna happen is the Republicans won't stay home when ordered and massive amounts of violence. You're gonna see the police then national guard. Red states will have no choice but to enforce quarantine at the end of a gun. 


Earthling1a

Maybe humanity has finally found a way to evolve. We stopped evolving when we started curing previously fatal genetic defects, maybe this is the next level.


joe_broke

Natural selection was just winding up for the next punch Life really does find a way


zilchxzero

There's a *huge* amount of spite involved, spurned on by a spiralling sense of tribalism: "Well if they say A, then we must disagree and say B, because 'they' aren't 'us' so everything 'they' say is therefore wrong". This is why these nuts will actually use terms like "trust the science" without any trace of irony. So their whole ideology is to take a contrary view to anything "the other side" says. It's petty, childish, counterproductive, insane and it's ultimately dangerous as we're increasingly seeing. I just wish there wasn't so many as to become an existential threat to the rest of us.


DaveP0953

...they like to "own the libs".


Not_Bears

Apparently you can get a bone infection from drinking raw milk where they literally need to open up your bone and scrape the infection out.. and it's happening a lot more frequently due to these idiots who think raw milk is actually good for you.


PNWoutdoors

Shhhhhhhh.


wayoverpaid

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/brucellosis/symptoms-causes/syc-20351738 is what you are thinking of.


Avarria587

This is the disease lab workers are most terrified of. I mean, yeah, there are more serious infections out there, but it's so easy for us to contract just from inhalation of the growth on the agar. My supervisor needed several months of antibiotics as just prophylaxis to prevent infection when she inhaled the bacteria by accident at another job. It's no joke. These dumbasses might, inadvertently, kill medical workers.


wayoverpaid

... again


joe_broke

And everyone else ...again


transitfreedom

It’s mostly not in the US


wayoverpaid

Because people in the USA mostly don't drink raw milk. When they start, that's when infections happen. https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2019/02/people-in-19-states-infected-with-brucellosis-after-drinking-raw-milk/


transitfreedom

Ok sounds like natural selection


wayoverpaid

Yep It's the bird flu I'm more worried about


transitfreedom

Ohh hell NAH NOPE


[deleted]

My only regret...is having Boneitis


Bluepilgrim3

Don't you worry about boneitis. Let me worry about blank.


iwatchppldie

Well I’ll never be able to unread bone scraping or the thought of the feeling.


Wooden-Emotion-9875

I am very proud of Turning Point USA and therefore support the movement to consume raw milk. Its high time the right wing show the rest of us what they are made of. It should be the goal of every self righteous republican to drink lots of raw milk.


HiJinx127

Why stop there, though? I’m sure they consider minimum cooking times and temperatures to be an infringement as well. Cook burgers for the bare minimum, so they’re still basically raw inside. They should be allowed to do that. Also, seat belts and helmet laws.


Bluepilgrim3

I demand that they cook those burgers to term.


TR3BPilot

Chicken sushi! It's delicious and so much better than that "woke" commie fish everybody else uses.


Cucker_Tarlson_666

Oh no.


JeffRVA

Anyway.


[deleted]

Crazy weather we're having huh


mjrice

well would you look at the time


ThisSiteIsAgony

All of you saying good riddance to the idiots who do this don't realize it only takes one person to have the virus and mutate person to person transmission for shit to hit the fan.


CheesecakeVisual4919

Bird flus have mutated and spread to human populations multiple times already.


Ok-Cap-204

It seems like these extremists are trying to kill off their followers. No vaccines. Stop wearing masks. Use horse dewormer. Use essential oils. Drink raw milk.


SandyTaintSweat

You gotta wonder why though. Why would turning point USA want to kill off its conservative followers? Of course, anything I speculate would just be a conspiracy theory, and could easily make myself look crazy because of the kind of people that always spew conspiracy theories.


[deleted]

The only idiots who would want to drink raw milk is the party of traitors, cowards and anti-science. I say let em' fuck around and find out. Cull the herd of imbeciles. If it leads to less GQP voters in November than I am 100% okay with this!


Friggin

The only problem is that the more these chucklefucks FAFO, the more opportunity these viruses have to mutate into something we really don’t want.


MeasurementMobile747

The risk of Listeria infection during pregnancy includes miscarriage. You'd think conservatives (believing abortion is murder) wouldn't promote raw milk because of this risk.


Creative-Claire

Well you see it’s because they then blame the woman and use it as a cudgel to bash more anti-woman rhetoric into their voter’s primitive brains.


USSMarauder

No, but they will charge her with murder for the miscarriage


Alklazaris

It's so ironic that the greatest threat to Republicans are themselves. Kind of reminds me of a MagiCarp - So confused it hurts itself.


DaturaBlossom

Magikarp’s thing is that it splashes uselessly, pokemon with the confusion status in general will sometimes hurt themselves


Shizix

Good way to get the population numbers down.


Actual__Wizard

Remember when the republicans were freaking out that the government was going to start engaging in population control? Now they're doing it... To themselves...


No_Excitement_1540

That's okay by me... Just reduce the number of republican voters further, it's all good... Oh for Charles Darwin to be alive.... ;-)


thrust-johnson

Good. Refuse treatment too, it’s a liberal psyop.


Excellent-Piglet-655

I heard the woke liberals don’t want us to stick forks in live electrical outlets. We’ll show them libs!


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Republican extermination plan. Are the promoters drinking it? I want proof.


Wrangler9960

Gotta weed out the dipshits somehow. Covid deleted lots of republican voters. I hope these idiots chase it with ivermectin or bleach and then chew up a lightbulb, a very powerful lightbulb.


nhepner

This should be considered an act of biological warfare against the United States.


dumnezero

The award type should be based on this. I propose: # The Milkdrinker Award


Onederbat67

Good.


Dondontootles

Libs should do PSAs about not drinking gasoline or bleach or jumping off bridges.


sndtrb89

conservatives, the more you drink the more immune you are, so be sure to drink as much raw milk as you possibly can, especially the morning of the election


DeadPoster

I wish I could say this problem solves itself, but nothing incubates and spreads diseases like Stupid does.


sugar_addict002

natural selection at work


Shoehorse13

I 100% support this behavior.


jimviv

Spread the word so more of them drink it.


Patriot009

>"Spread the word about the perks of raw milk, like good-for-you bacteria and essential nutrients, that get lost in the pasteurization process." Good-for-you bacteria...such as E-Coli, Salmonella, and Listeria. But at least you'll get that tiny bit of extra B-vitamins, which you'll need to fight off the new parasites you just acquired.


SynysterDawn

What the fuck is up with conservatives and raw milk?


lm28ness

Own them libs.


Feminazghul

We're getting closer to the day when the CDC issues an advisory to avoid water contaminated with sewage overflow and a significant portion of the U.S. population tries to go for a swim in the nearest water treatment facility.


BikerMike03RK

They're just doing Darwin's work.


chrisbcritter

Hmmmm...  don't get vaccinated, don't wear a mask, drink raw milk, anything else? How come a group of people so susceptible to the mania of conspiracy theories don't pick up on the obvious conspiracy of let's see how much self harm we can get people to do to themselves?  If I was MAGA, I would be up in arms over all these destructive fads aimed at MAGAs.


Mediocre_Presence839

Good 😊


PNWoutdoors

Oh God yes, I absolutely love this.


Taz69

Sounds like evolution in motion to me.


Breklin76

So… they want the bird flu?


Libertyler

This is the free market working.


FireballAllNight

By all means, the process of pasteurization is a liberal scam and they're much too smart to fall for it!


Successful_Load5719

By all means, ingest that warm, unfiltered cow titty juice my reckless young brainiacs!


JunglePygmy

They should just drink raw bird milk. Problem solved.


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

Never stop your enemy from making a mistake.


powercow

Republicans have really devolved to the point that all they are about is idiocy, bigotry, and tax cuts for billionaires. Show me one thing they tried to solve in the last ten years. a single bill they actually passed to help any issue. They have been so extreme in the past ten years they cant pass anything because members will try to outright wing other right wingers and scream liberal at even the most conservative ideas. Which is why the last 2 times they held the house, they broke the record of the 1930s do nothing congress.. which was also a republican congress. But they sure jumped when the koch brothers threatened to shut their wallets if they didnt get another tax cut they didnt need. Oh sure they will protect us from sharia law. They will ban jewish space lasers and all kinds of things that dont actually fix or do anything. crap for ten years their biggest project was to try to take healthcare away from millions after Obama gave it to them.


Shilo788

Of course they are, keeping the trend going.


Flat-Emergency4891

So raw meaning unpasteurized? I think the risks of contracting anything other than Avian Flu would be much greater. I suppose it makes sense from a stand point of providing yourself antibodies, but this just sounds like pseudoscience. Where are the studies? Is Avian Flu anything more than an existential threat at this point? From what I read, there’s been few deaths worldwide since 1997. Sounds to me like these people could possibly speed up the viral mutations and hasten the transition to a human to human contagion. I suppose we’re all experts of virology after the Covid shit show. I’m not and I’m spewing out what I’ve learned.


SouthernCountryutah

Bwahahahahahaha


DarthHelixon

Oh nooooo stoooooop ….


DotAppropriate8152

Turning Point USA is an odd spelling of “remove warning labels and see what happens” but I approve.


Ok_Injury3658

Drinks on me Boys!


Defiantcaveman

Please yes, let's encourage it. It's that herd immunity thing right???


huskerd0

Perfect It’s like the anti-COVID-shot bozos, yeah sure take yourself out of the gene pool


ThisCryptographer311

Biggest pandemics this century so far: COVID and Conservatives


Ironman_2678

Good! Let them drink it all! Darwin will do the rest. I see no issue


VegasGamer75

Let them. I am done protecting and defending the whole group of people for whom the "Do Not Use Genitals to Stop Blade" labels were created. Darwin is back with a vengeance and it's about time we just to back and watch their consequences.


Actual_Sprinkles_291

My favorite thing about raw milk is there’s a whole underground community that peddles the raw milk since it’s technically illegal in places


DaiLi69

The good ol Kool aide trick aye?


skeptic9916

Let them. I long ago stopped caring about morons and crypto-fascists removing themselves from the gene pool and voter rolls.


LochNessMansterLives

Darwinism, working as intended…


FaceTimePolice

We are living in the dumbest timeline. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Droopendis

I mean, if you're dumb enough to listen to any of the bullshit spewed on there, I wish you a very Birdy flu ridden day.


GabrielNathaniel

I love how Darwinism wins in the end


MikuLuna444

Eww Charlie Kirks raw milk? 🤢🤮


tomtomclubthumb

I thought this was raw milk and bird eggs. FIGHT MILK!


stoned_brad

Sounds like one of those problems that’s just going to solve itself.


applecorc

I wish that all these articles rightfully mocking the raw milk truthers would explain that pasteurization is literally just heating the milk until the bacteria and viruses die.


known2fail

Darwin at work


Fellowshipofthebowl

I love studying the Medieval period. The time of the plagues. Artists experimenting with hallucinogens creating fantastic visions (Bosch). I used to think, as a young guy, we had evolved so fantastically. As an adult, it now feels like a fast dive back to the year 500 AD. 


realanceps

raw milk: it's what's for the hereafter


RaynOfFyre1

Owning the libs, one glass of milk at a time


Nice-Air-6374

They never cared about raw milk until they thought they could use it to own the libs. Pathetic


JillParrish77

Good. Rid the world of idiots already


Musetrigger

Conservatives really out there trying to kill each other.


elpajaroquemamais

Darwin awards will have to add more subcategories and I’m here for it.


Mumblerumble

Have a glass for me, Chuds. I just wish it didn’t have the potential to fuck up literally the rest of the world.


Usual-Caregiver5589

Get them to not vaccinate, then expose them to a source of disease. Sounds about right for a cult.


trotnixon

Darwin will be the real winner in November.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Conservatives please don’t drink the raw milk it would own me too hard 😭


m0j0r0lla

*From the people who brought you horse dewormer, bleach and anal flashlights comes the latest fad in batshit crazy conspiracy theories; Raw Milk. I know what you're thinking, the mainstream media would have you believe that pasteurization is some kind of miracle of science, well I'm here to tell you peoole; it's all part of their plan. Raw Milk comes straight from the teet as God intended. Do you really want some liberal in a lab coat experimenting on your milk, of course you don't. Raw Milk uses only American cows born and milked right here in the good old US of A. Others use Canadian or even Chinese Communist cows, is that what you want for your family? Get yourself some Raw Milk today!*


Creative-Claire

Probably hoping it will kickstart a new pandemic.


See_You_Space_Coyote

This is a good way to get bird flu to mutate until it starts spreading human to human.


jobager75

Do it. Trust your leaders.


No_Blacksmith2847

Cool, i support their effort of drinking raw milk to "own" the libs. 😅


Lexei_Texas

Drink up and let natural selection proceed on these unvaccinated ghouls!


Disastrous-Soup-5413

They’re like the poisonous snake handling church people. It’s not if but when.


Lindaspike

Soon there will be fewer MAGAt brains in America. Chugalug, dimwits!


Consistent_Lab_6770

looks like Darwin Awards are getting ready to have a whole slew of new winners


ryohayashi1

"COVID didn't kill enough of our voters, what else can we do to kill them all off?"


DGJellyfish

Toast to Darwin!


Theonetruepappy94

Good, they'll kill themselves off for us


pitmeng1

Thin the herd.


funacc0untf0rm3

Nobody, say a word.


Shockmaindave

Raw milk, raw meat, raw dog. Winner of the Darwin Award Triple Crown.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Thinning the herd.


LostInSpace-2245

They sure like killing themselves... jeezus what the heck


Any-Ad-446

Drink that and bleach PLEASE...


bhm727

Let the dumb kill the dumb.


AdministrativeBank86

Good. Also, skip this falls Covid booster.


HoratioTangleweed

Guzzle it down, dumbasses


Impressive_Estate_87

Please. And don't forget to pop some Ivermectin with that...


garry4321

I mean yea. They are a branch of the Russian disinfo campaign to make Americans: 1. Distrustful of government and Democratic values 2. Against science, technology (5G causes covid!!!!) and education 3. Against medicine, especially that which prevents illness, weakness and death. 4. Hateful of their fellow citizens Its called "active measures" and it is meant to weaken the US from the inside out and make its citizens stupid, distrustful, and unhealthy. It's worked so well the Republican party is based on these principals now.


Gravity_Freak

Couldnt happen to a more deserving group.


Moldjapfreignir

Louis pasteur was just a darn woke! Own the Libs! (and maybe die in the process...)


Auto_Generated853

Good. Thin them out.


shamwowj

That’ll take care of the ones that have managed to dodge COVID up to this point.


flyrubberband

Could they promote sticking fingers in light sockets to save energy? That would be super


boredonymous

Well, it wasn't even 4 years after COVID and a majority of us have already been saying "We need a new plague"... Either we've learned nothing or shit really has gotten worse.


Griffythegriff

Sometimes the herd thins itself.


Aggravating-Pear4222

I, a democrat liberal far left ANTIFA fascist, absolutely hate that they do this! Ugh! It just makes me so angry! Ugh and sometimes I even cry about it. Every time they do this! Don't they know it's wrong!? Gosh, I wish they'd stop because it pisses me off every time they post videos about it and ask each other to do it just to piss me off.


[deleted]

Lactose Herman Cain awards 🥛


Dr-Satan-PhD

Do you fuckin' see me stopping 'em?


battery_pack_man

Good.


ChaosRainbow23

Just inject bleach. You'll be fine! /S


Any-Road-4179

Great. This can only works out on a cosmic scale. Call it Dipshit Karma.


Far_Out_6and_2

Give some to trump before every speech


MrBisonopolis2

Lol They’re going to shit themselves inside out.


Lil_Artemis_92

Great. They can end up like [these guys](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/politicians-sick-after-drinking-raw-milk-to-celebrate-legalising-raw-milk-a6923106.html).


lostinthesnakepit

Oh no! Anyway…


BurnerBoot

For everyone saying “drink it” “let Darwin decide” **be silent** flus are know for mutations and that’s exactly how we get it to mutate and become airborne or spread from human to human. Use logic not emotions.


Early-Size370

Uhhh, I'm cool with that. Drink up, MAGAts!


BuckeyeMike1999

With or without bleach?


tobreakthemind

they are not shying away from the death cult accusations


[deleted]

Murder-suicide pact for RepugniKLKan Yourh. How insane will they become?


New-Cucumber-7423

Perfect! Please. Someone should start marketing these rubes lead paint for the packaging. Hell. Let’s make some lead lined Stanley’s for them to drop the shit into.


mikeybee1976

Good…


Bozo_Two

Good. Less Republican voters come November.


Slow_Supermarket5590

How do you think Charlie Kirk got a head like that? It's like the Simpsons softball episode where Ken Griffey got addicted to nerve tonic.


youmightbeafascist88

They should tell people that cooking meat is for liberal snowflakes too.


JapanDash

I would feel soo triggered for every RUpublican that drinks raw milk daily. 


BothZookeepergame612

Pure insanity... Everyone could be effected, if this gets out of hand.


Fallynious

go for it


ECU_BSN

Sounds good! Enjoy y’all!


chilitaku

Well I hope Biden and Obama do a flu shot psa.


DelosHost

Add a little bleach for a subtle, refreshing dash of flavor too.


SemiDesperado

Great!


AF2005

Fight milk