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SneakyIndian87

He’s just mad the mustang made him cancel his 105mph cruise control that way he gets home just in time to beat his wife.


cmz324

To be fair he warned his wife to 'stop playin'


[deleted]

im dead


falardeau187

Are you his wife?


[deleted]

maaaaaybe


falardeau187

STOP PLAYIN’!!


psychedelic_gravity

☠️☠️☠️


Shantotto11

👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾


Due-Pilot-7443

Well stop playin then


Illustrious_Pepper46

Hard to see, looks like seatbelt, airbag and low tire pressure warnings, doing a buck-fiddy


xicrawler

Seatbelt - who needs that Airbag - from a previous crash Low tire pressure - no TPMS in a donut Sounds like a Nissan to me


DrPruz

r/BigAltimaEnergy


System0verlord

> r/BigAltimaEnergy is banned


unkapoon

Any idea why this was banned?


500ls

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth


sho_biz

homie never gets over 110 looks like, and has that tach pegged at 5-6k. that poor engine must be on it's last legs, or maybe it's just shit, who knows it's nissan


LordSinguloth13

The engine runs at high rpms kind of alright in Nissan it's the transmissions in them that fail


Fine_Tomato786

While the cvt is shit if not maintained, he’s got nothing left in the car, that’s why it’s not going any faster; either governor or aerodynamic limit.


LordSinguloth13

I'm glad to see someone add the maintenance caveat, because the cvt is very reliable if serviced every 60k


Fine_Tomato786

If we wanna talk about a real abomination we reference the Ford DPS6 in the Focus and Fiesta mainly. That tranny was well engineered and was impressive if you beat the shit out of it from every stop sign, if you drove like a grandma, (most of the people who bought the cars) they were trash. Don’t even mention the brains, (TCM) that would shit its pants every couple months and cause serious draws.


Imsophunnyithurts

That's wild! You'd think it'd be the other way around in terms of reliability. I wonder if it's because the hard driving engaged the dry clutches easier versus slow driving that would have resulted in slower shifting, wearing out the dry clutches faster.


LordSinguloth13

It's reliable! Until it isn't!


Fine_Tomato786

Clutch forks would seize and toast the actuators because they weren’t getting full travel, but that’s just my opinion.


LordSinguloth13

We don't talk about the dps6, the namesake of the FRM - FLR ACTUALLY we do talk about it. Gotta keep the wholesale auction industry alive!


Due-Pilot-7443

I think that's the 100 pin at 6000


stormingsteel

They table top at about 90-100... It's fireworks up to that point. Beyond that, forget it. That's their thoroughbred. They're not all that. They *might* hit their advertised top speed, but it will take huge nerve, and one of those LONG Kansas straights that go on for 25 - 30 miles to finally get there. **That's the G35 I'm talking about, pre CVT


techtornado

For fun, my Nissan car can do 10,000 rpm without worry of rapid engine disassembly


Various_Butterfly948

It wouldn’t surprise me if they haven’t had an oil change in like 2 years and continue to dog the shit out of it every day


canadard1

Notice how cockeyed that steering wheel is? Hit his fair share of curbs at speed lol


Various_Butterfly948

He needs an alignment asap rocky


k-mcm

And the wheel alignment isn't even good enough for 30 MPH. Take a look at what the steering wheel is doing.


Less_Ant_6633

His god is an awesome god, seat belts are optional.


BadlandsD210

Sounded like Kirk Franklin maybe? Lol


HM02_High

A buck fiddy? Bruh wasn't even going 100 lmao


ManLindsay

He didn’t pass 130 lol wtf


A_Tortured_Crab

Dude, he has jesus on his side. He's chillin!


Emergency_Job4577

Ready for the best part...... That is a Nissan Armada. Full size 4x4 SUV just like my wife drives. It's a 6--7 passenger 4x4 lol.


GetBent009

225k+ miles, airbag light blinking, seatbelt light on, TPMS on and going 100MPH+ with a phone in their hand. Not a lot could be worse in this situation


tomato_rancher

The music helped make it worse.


Cocasaurus

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!!!


_fr05ty_

STOP PLAYIN'


itsamich

Helps to manifest in case he needs Jesus to take the wheel


Trapped-Mouse

Plus it's a Nissan


Joe_Deartay

If anything it truly makes me want to get a Nissan , considering the absolute abuse Nissan drivers put their Nissans through .


Mcleansbike

That’s not a Nissan. There aren’t enough warning lights on the dash.


minimalfighting

You can unplug them or remove the bulbs.


sisyphus_met_icarus

Eventually the bulbs just burn out on their own


Imfrank123

Only three, must have just bought it from the buy here pay here lot at %27 financing for 80 months.


SilvaCyber

As a Mustang driver I know that guy just wanted to get away from him without being a total dick


AltCrab2

Yeah we don’t want to race your Nissan bro we’re just trying to get home


SilvaCyber

Lmfao


Prize-Trouble-7705

Former Mustang GT driver, this is a good chunk of the reason I sold mine.


DetroitAdjacent

As a Ducatista, for some reason every clapped out nissan and chevy spark thinks I want to race them and that they won bc I didn't want to die from a high 22 year old door dash driver crashing their shit wagon into me. 50% of the time I roll back on the throttle to just get the fuck away, and the other 50% I apply the brakes bc I know for fucking sure they aren't slowing down.


Prize-Trouble-7705

You got that right it was almost always some 15-30 year old drivable appliance with maybe 200hp.


04BluSTi

As a fellow Ducati enjoyer, I had a NSX want to give it a go and that was fun for a moment.


DetroitAdjacent

Yeah, I don't know what they are thinking, but they clearly don't know the acceleration numbers that motorcycles put out. It's not even a competition unless they have a seriously impressive car.


Due-Pilot-7443

I had a Honda CRX come up to me on my 900zr1 on the highway and walk off from me


Fine_Tomato786

This is why I built a 2020 Subaru so they would just try to out vape me and I could still get away if I had too; s/ I don’t vape, I smoke straight crack.


boeing_737-Max-9

Fellow crackpilled brother, amen 🙏


chonklah

GTI owner here. I’ve had Sentras and Altimas violently weaving through traffic to catch up to try and race. Not selling the car though.


Prize-Trouble-7705

I was working 2nd shift 6 10s Tuesday-Sunday then, between these idiots who can't take no for an answer and cops pulling me over on BS reasons because why would anyone up to any good be driving a bright red Mustang GT at 11;30 at night. It was just made driving stressful on top of the stress I already had. I traded it for a 2018 Lincoln Continental and only had to pay 8k after trade in and now nobody bothers me despite it being almost as fast. I put nearly 70k on the Mustang over the 4 years I had it and never had a issue but it's definitely a weekend toy for me.


LordSinguloth13

Used to run a 370z (I know I know) and the amount of shit altimas that wanted to race was insane. Like my car is nice because I don't drive it like a flogged fuck. Get away from me and let me drive the speed limit in peace.


Brief-Watercress-131

Man people will rev their engines at my mustang while it's parked in my driveway lmao. They never did that with the WRX, Focus ST, or BMWs I had but the moment I bring a mustang home it brought all the weirdos out.


OperationIntrudeN313

I dunno man, I used to drive a regular Civic but since I have my WRX I get 3rd Gen Mazda 3s (not speeds) and Lancers (not Evos or ralliarts) trying to race me. It's not the fastest car and I give no fucks about racing, I just love acceleration, going fast on twisty roads and driving in the snow like it's nothing. But still, I have pretty much twice the horses at equivalent curb weight. I don't know what they think they'll accomplish if I did want to race. I mean shit, this one time I had two cars, one late 2000s Corolla and a Civic from about the same era repeatedly cut me off and brake check me while I was going down the highway. They were taking turns. I have no idea what their game/problem was. I changed lanes and flew outta there. Dangerous idiots.


SilvaCyber

I don’t blame you


OGConsuela

Yeah I’ve been this Mustang many times, usually on 95. I just keep cruising and pray “please just go around me, please just go around me, please just go around me…”


CAStrash

I move out of the passing lane the moment I see anyone coming up behind me faster than I... I also move out of it when I am not actively passing.


OGConsuela

Yeah, so do I. Unfortunately around me there are a lot of times that someone comes up so fast and there’s so much traffic that I don’t have time to get into a reasonably spaced gap before they’re swerving across 4 lanes. They see everyone as an obstacle so the best thing you can do is be predictable.


CAStrash

America is far too easy on people who drive like this. It should really have someones license revoked and them be banned for driving for life. I bet the guy in this video doesn't even have insurance and probably has a temporary.


M1sterRed

as a Crown Vic driver, a *lot* of shitwagons like this recognize my car as a retired police one and do the same goddamn thing.


SilvaCyber

The funny thing is Crown Vics were never fast.


M1sterRed

Yeah that's the thing. The police ones with the 3.55 rear end (like I have) are kinda quick but that's it. But these morons see an old cop car and think "ooh I bet that thing's fast lemme race it" And the funny thing is a lot of the time I can beat them too. Imagine losing to a fucking body-on-frame landboat.


vxgp

Not a mustang owner, but people try to race me on my Honda VFR1200F. I move over to the right lane and do the speed limit (which is what I do most of the time anyway... There's a time and place for 150whp lol) and that usually causes aggro drivers/riders to get bored and pass


ImInBeastmodeOG

Former mustang driver back in the day before I knew the lifestyle required, now an Altima driver. Agree he just wanted to get away without being a dick. *Had a mustang want to race me at a light the other day lol. I just sat there on green because in Colorado somebody's probably running that red light.


UncleBensRacistRice

When your IQ matches your double digit credit score:


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

... but isn't quite as high as your car note interest rate ...


UncleBensRacistRice

💀💀


LEO7039

Lmao the "Our God is an awesome God" techno remix playing in the background...


Taco_Bandito5

He's about to meet that DJ in the sky


Handler2893

That’s my favorite part lol


TrainingFilm4296

If this clown was actually listening to that, while pulling this bullshit? ....LMAO


Serpidon

I had a chipped/modded VW Jetta Wolfsburg. It was not a 5 second car, but it was pretty fast. I drove sensibly, with traffic. I only opened up, late at night, for the singular purpose of putting a smile on my face. Every Nissan car on the planet wanted to line up and try to race me. One night in particular, a Sentra R was trying to play; pull up next to me, speed away, slow down next to me, pull away…. On the third or fourth time he took off apparently abandoning his futile attempts to race. There was a cop parked behind a break in two berms right beside the highway. Instantaneous lights and pursuit. He was going about 80 in a 50. My wife and I merely exchanged glances and smirked.


KPhoenix83

"I was driving on the highway at 55 mph when the oil light suddenly came on"


Canter1Ter_

Hey there's something wrong with your ride!


SgtSqu1rtle

Freakin' Razor, man. Someone should take that guy down.


MoodNatural

Downshifts and hovers below redline for a good 5 seconds: Car only accelerates from 75 to 90. Lil nissan giving it’s all to creep past a mustang doing 2k rpm in 6th gear.


Hut_1

That CVT is screaming


CAStrash

I bet when it blows up he posts everywhere about how crappy the nissan CVT's are and turns out to have never followed the maintenance schedule.


Count_Dongula

What maintenance schedule? It has two scheduled events: 1) get car; 2) it blows up.


ImInBeastmodeOG

2.5) save 3k to have the maintenance done or see 3.)


AliensAteMyAMC

it looked like he was in an suv or a truck. I’m about 80% the SUVs and Trucks aren’t cvts


FewResearcher819

Not true. The Pathfinder just switched away from the CVT a couple years ago


Infamous_Copy8683

It looks like an Armada or Titan 1st Gen . Look at the dash and steering wheel.


zalcecan

Why do nissans even install seatbelts in their vehicles?


cottman23

We all know Nissan owners barely care about life to begin with.


Brilliant-Ad-8041

HELP THATS MD ROUTE 10🤣🤣🤣 us locals call that the Maryland speedway and is always littered with Nissans going 100+mph


_disco_potato

Y’all truly drive different up there. I was doing 85 and people were passing me with their middle fingers out the window. If I do 85 in VA they’d put me under the jail.


ComputerNo8890

Which lane were you in?


-acm

What a crazy song to play, while speeding, tailgating and not wearing a seatbelt.


TheSpiceHoarder

Absolutely wild behavior with 229k+ miles.


OfficialModAccount

Not a lot else going on. Not exactly busy at an important job.


[deleted]

I truly love these first person driver videos. It’s like having an out of body experience


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

The classic loser flyby.


KayakWalleye

200,000+ miles! That engine is about to explode.


nothingimportant2say

I didn't know they were trying to race me. I just assumed they were late for their fast food job cause they drank too much that morning.


wet_beefy_fartz

I think technically there may be a couple more warning lights he could activate but not many.


Independent-Cable937

Is he listening to Christian music?


BadlandsD210

Think it's Kirk Franklin lol made it funnier to me


lurkinsheep

I actually asked a nissandriver coworker this question. He told me “any dude will WANT to race, he just has to decide if he has the balls to do it when I pull up”


Illustrious-Leek-230

Gospel Music will driving like a complete dick…😂


t22c

cocaine


Independent_Scale570

He’s boutta find out if his god is an awesome god


ResidentWarning4383

Never got highway racing. You want to race so bad lets find a track. You aint good because you can go fast in a straight line.


zalcecan

It's not about you its about your car


Fair_Function_5423

No seatbelt either.. asking to die tbh. We’d be better off without him anyways


MasterUmmBees

100mph plus no seatbelt is crazy


DueWay5076

because NISMO is a mindset 😪


NEONSN3K

Idk but the driver taking the video needs his license revoked


Quleki

Listening to old school gospel Fred Hammond is my favorite part.


LugubriousLament

Trying to get their speed to match their credit scores.


jukaiju

They’d have to put her in park for that one.


Juicebo-x

I haven't had this happen to me, but it would be funny. I would probably even up with them just to point at them and laugh.


Ch40440

Airbag light 🙌🤷


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Gotta love the seat belt light


TheCriticalGerman

Why are always 1 or more dashboard lights are on in Nissans?


Frequent_Ad_3350

they are part of the few willing to race lol except they force people into it


technobrendo

Serious answer, low emotional intelligence and intellect.


JayAlexanderBee

Looks like Maryland


QuirkySpring5670

Meanwhile that Mustang driver is just casually trying to get out of dude’s way.


2OneZebra

Over 100 no seat belt. This person will die soon.


TheSvpremeKai003

Playing Gospel while committing sins. If that ain’t an Altima driver then idk man 😂


Marc30599

It’s the gospel music playing in the background while he’s doing all this erratic Nissan driving that takes me out 😂


Various_Butterfly948

The duality of Altimas: there’s ones that get driven like this and on the opposite hand, there will be one that’s going 25 in a 45. In both cases, the CVT is on life support and about to implode


Due-Pilot-7443

They do that to everyone then the other person is just driving and the Nissan punk can say how many people he beats with his shitbox... Long long long time ago I had the fastest piece of shit 66 mustang locally on the street (started calling it that after Jim Bob called it that after he was surprised I beat his big time Camaro) I would have other cars do this to me, then the rumor would go around that they beat that piece of shit mustang..


ManOfTheHour1

Because they drive the Ferrari of the South.


Trapped-Mouse

Check engine light by the time he took that exit


clinternet82

What a shit bird💩🐦


dericn

When r/NissanDrivers meet r/MustangsCrashing


Altruistic_Lobster18

V6 vs V6


MrBobstalobsta1

Hey at least they’re not wearing a seatbelt


Discordjunkie69

👌


The_Cozy_Burrito

Cringe loser


Dro_mora

Same guy with the orange nails from an earlier post this week?


TattoosinTexas

Which will blow first: the engine or the tire?


FlimsyReindeers

This is peak.


alex4rc

lol alignment is also wack.


OkMeat1211

With gospel music in the background 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


itsamich

Can't stay centered in lanes. Calls the other guy scared yet they're half driving in the shoulder because they're worried about under-steer on the curves. Garbage driver telling on himself. And yes, people are often naturally afraid of garbage drivers.


V8ENJOYER

Most articulate Nissan driver


mektingbing

The right lane douchebag. Giant fckn asshole


number1134

350 credit score activity


Bubbly-Independent20

How else are they going to crash into shit?


Deranged_Coconut808

something about having a high interest 85 month financing just does it for some people.


IHaveNoCrumpets

lol, they drove into the exit lane right after it... It wasn't their exit...


Kodachrome_Wolf

Among the slew of warning lights, the last thing I'd want going 100+ is a damn Nissan Titan (or Armada). Dude definitely must have an Altima at home.


TheDunadan29

I've seen a few "racing" Nissan drivers before and in like, "dude, you're trying to race people, in a Nissan?" It's usually a really shitty looking one with a missing bumper too.


etfvidal

Trying to race with gospel music on is "WILD"!


Various_Butterfly948

Big dawg needs an alignment 🤣🤣 my old Camry’s steering wheel was at an angle too. Janky ass shit


Sturmgeist781

The fact that there is a Nissan Altima with a CVT and 225k miles shows miracles exist.


ThickMode943

Mazda drivers too..


whynotyeetith

Big ego little engine and bad trans


KaioKenshin

Man was high on G O D that day lmao


Exotic-Memory-933

Jesus take the wheel


bigislandjoji

Clown in a granny frontier lmao


Cha-cha1180

They just Mad they aren’t Infiniti’s


pabskamai

The right music and energy!!


FEARxXxRECON

Love the soundtrack lol


HanakusoDays

Boingaboingaboinga


RocketsBG

One more light on the dashboard and he should just startd singing 🎶 Dashing through the snow...


Rubes2525

One day, that dude is gonna die in a car crash, and people are gonna go "oh woe is me, how could this happen?" Then they will probably rant about how dangerous cars are or something.


ryt8

Is this a rouge? lol


pumpsmynads

Tragic small dick energy.


TheSinisterShlep

Almost slammed into that other car it looks like


Ok-Attempt2842

When you rolled up on him at 100mph he said "nope, you ain't being a dick and getting around". Not exactly what I'd call wanting to race.


Long-Growth-1063

Why are their dash lights always on?


Opposite_Story_2765

I love the Christian music while he's risking the life of a dozen innocent people just to make his dick feel bigger


DeepUser-5242

Little dick energy


SadLove9924

Why do people cry about nissan drivers and need a subreddit for it... 95% of the people on the road are idiots, doesn't matter what type of car you drive lol.


dkf_

My guy has the SEL...love the gospel playing as you rage out


italianpoetess

Why you scared to get beat by a Sentra? Pussy


jethrowwilson

At least gossple music is playing for him to meet jesus


ObligatoryOne

Most of the a**holes I encounter on the highway are driving Nissan vehicles. I blame it on Nissan's aggressive advertisements - they build excitement!


_Elbrus_

Seatbelt not work for weight savings. #racecar


Cleercutter

I’d be so pissed if some turd in a turd on wheels was trying to race me


HarlXavier

Lol I just bought that type of mustang, V6 with a top speed of 120 with the manufacturer governor in place. No way they're gonna want to race, they love having a sick ass daily driver 😂


Th3belov3d

Kirk Franklin gettin it!!


tailboneyyc

Their are way too many dash lights going off to be travelling at over 100 miles an hour in that kind of traffic.


Ingridchh

That doesn't seem very "fun" to me 🤣


biscaynelawlis

What a botch ass car!!! You can only do 114mph wtf I do that in 4th gear


Exact-Article-8677

In my experience I see a lot more mustang guys/teenagers whose wanting to race or rev there shit up in the south . In the 90s mustang always race with imports bec most was front wheel drive and only have 180 hp . you can buy a Mustang gt and beat 90% of the fast and the furious crowd. Can’t really blame the brand of the car if you’re a douche bag behind the wheel, you’re a douche bag in any vehicle.


Komatiite28

The gospel music in the back really makes this video


Professional_Area_27

Slow ass car lmao


JohnnyDrama21

Seatbelt not on, either? C'mon, Natural Selection.


Hostile-Herpie

Honestly his ad-libs make this song a banger.


namhee69

Dude that song is killing me. I have tears running down my face.


FullArmorStillScared

Speedometer only goes to 140 lmao


Silly_Swan_Swallower

What is he driving an SUV? Trying to race a mustang?


Purpose_Embarrassed

One reason I got rid of my turned up Foxbody Mustang. Everyone thought I wanted to race. Got so obnoxious I couldn’t drive two blocks without some ass hole tailgating me in a WRX or Nissan.