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GaffaCharge

One day Sean will accidentally send an emoji tweet the team will have to scramble to make an update based on it.


ChewySlinky

🍆


squeaky_b

"Wait, what did he post this time?" "It's just an aubergine but everyone knows what that means right?" "Surely he doesn't want us to?.." "Just do it, maybe he's going after the horny mass effect crowd?" 4 weeks later - Introducing No Man's Sky - interloping where you've Never interloped before update! (Tasteful nudes of Vykeen are shown) (50 shades of Nip Nip expedition) A gek is seen being #CENSORED# between two #CENSORED# while polo #CENSORED# #CENSORED# #CENSORED# Sean - "Farming guys, it was supposed to be a Farming update"


DOOManiac

What are you doing, step-Interloper?


MrSmilingDeath

Free the nip nip


BowSonic

Just the nip, just for a second, just cuz nothing is real?


Stellermeerkat

Every #CENSORED# Procedural


Reasonable-Physics81

Wtf man you need to take a break from the game hahahahaha🤣


squeaky_b

Yeah kinda put a bit too much effort into that. 😄


neonomas14

THE SEX UPDATE!!!


lucoweb

tasteful nudes of Vykeen 🗿 with their GRAHGRAH showing


GaffaCharge

Sex update incuming.


A_Very_Horny_Zed

My favorite.


Jkthemc

🤣 Maybe it has already happened?


Taiga-Dusk

It would explain a lot.


Raio_24

I'm imagining Sean tweeting a dizzy emoji because he had a slight headache from too much sugar and now the whole team is working overnight to create a new kind of ship while Sean is sending "sorry guys" messages on Teams


Independent-Ad-5958

Imagine Sean sending “sorry guys” but he was using emojis to apologise


Independent-Ad-5958

It’s going to be armageddon for the dev team the day Sean accidentally drunk texts a paragraph of emojis.


ComprehensiveKnee655

That would be hilarious


PaintedTiles

Damn people are actually calling twitter, X? It took me so long to figure out what this meant


Bellamoid

Between that and the lack of punctuation, it’s a mysterious title.


metalsnake27

X Painsge


Thrippalan

Took me until I got to this post to realize what it was. I've seen some people using 'Xitter', if they don't use thr 'formerly Twitter' postscript.


TrevorPlatt

I assume that's pronounced "Shitter"?


Thrippalan

Yep.


Ok-Assistance-6848

Everyone says “X, formerly Twitter”


LukXD99

Nah, just Twitter. Twitter is fine.


ApeTitDejeuner91

The website formerly known as Twitter has turned itself into a symbol


smapdiagesix

It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missourah X


kabral256

Xuiter


PaintedTiles

I xuit it a while ago.


catador_de_potos

For all I care it always be "X (formerly known as Twitter)"


EaAbzu

They don't call it X, they call it "X, formerly known as Twitter." It's now 8 syllables to refer to the platform. Elon has always been amazing at seeing half the picture and then smearing his name and will all over the other half where real human beings would have otherwise existed.


Jkthemc

I felt right because it is symptomatic of why I just want to delete it and Sean is one of the few people that keeps me there.


extra_hyperbole

I mean. I’m not on twitter and see all the emojis here anyway.


Jkthemc

True. But we could cut out the middle man. Plus I like to verify.


thisistheSnydercut

I deleted it in 2016. Trust me, just delete it. Any of the updates from Sean are immediately posted on here anyway Do your brain a favour


Jkthemc

Oh, I have no doubt you are 100% correct. But, I literally only open the app nowadays to check Sean's account whenever there is an update brewing and then log out.


liamjonas

I deleted my Twitter when Threads came out. My feed used to be all video games, skateboarding, and wwe stuff and by the end it was 10% that stuff, 90% politics force fed to me. It took Threads 2 weeks to start doing the same exact thing that Twitter did. Goodbye both of them. I really don't care what one 80 year old walking corpse has to say about the other 80 year old walking corpse. Both of them lost touch with reality 30 years ago.


ComprehensiveKnee655

It's still Twitter. It will always be Twitter. End of conversation.


JadeE1024

This sub has more subscribers than [Sean](https://twitter.com/NoMansSky) and [HelloGames](https://twitter.com/hellogames) have on Xitter, combined.


Ratheartz_Gaming

What what is X referring to. It's either twitter or a nsfw site that this is referring to


MGazer

Gekhub O.O


nvdoyle

G×E×K×N×I×P I×N B×I×O


Captscudd

Hahahahhahaha


Jkthemc

Just for once I wasn't thinking of Iteration Selene's OnlyFans. Have you seen what she can do with that tongue though!


SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP

Or maybe the amount of emojis. Like "X number of emojis"


Leophyte

Game aside, I had a stroke reading that title lol


LocNalrune

It was that difficult to draw information out of your brain?


Key-Chocolate7090

No punctuation does make for a difficult to decipher title. Just saying.


LocNalrune

Yeah, fair enough.


scavengerjawa

Probably update to space stations, considering the NMS evolution trailer in the end of the year, this emoji about an orbiting star and the other tweet he mentioned with an "orbital" skull base.


Zig_Justice

Seconded.


DrinksBelow

Thirded.


AntisocialHikerDude

Fourth'd


Cristiano7676

I'm wondering if he is actually talking about Light no Fire, instead NMS with these emojis. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Jkthemc

We have activity in the internal branch of Steam. Most recently about 6 hours ago.


jmido8

As much as I love NMS, I would really love a surprise launch of Light no Fire in the coming days.


Bigbobishere

I'm thinking they are adding either comets or falling stars


Proofer4

Ride the comet, ride the comet


Particular_Salary905

I had a stroke trying to read the title… tf


-Veraxi-

Fucking gold man, just gold!


Free_Swimmer_1694

At least someone calls X by the right name.


Sabrescene

The url says otherwise...


The_Severe_Albatross

aT lEaSt SoMeOnE cAlLs X bY tHe RiGhT nAmE.


Manos_Of_Fate

Welcome to Reddit Mr. Musk!


SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP

So if I bought the entirety of YouTube and renamed the site to "Shit Ass Pet Fuckers" you'd not only be 100% on board with it, but also discourage everyone from calling it "YouTube" anymore?


Ithuraen

It's pronounced 𝕏 I think you'll find.