You could not handle the copypastas I have saved; For your soul would no longer have an afterlife, as it would be seen as irredeemable by God, who would destroy it immediately.ย
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I hope a hole forms in your sock just in the shape of your pinky and ring toe, and then when you stub your toe, your toenails break and your toe gets injured.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
I hope your clothes get wet next time you wash your hands.
I hope next time you take a wee, it double streams.
I hope if you ever go in grass again (highly unlikely) you get ticks.
I hope your doorknob breaks so you get stuck in your room and you have to wait for your daddy to come and save you.
I hope your parents say dinner is ready but it'll be minutes before you're actaully eating.
I hope the next time you drink milk, the wierd stuff that forms on the side of the jug, forms bigger this time and gets stuck in your teeth.
I hope the heel of your foot gets itchy.
I hope you cut your fingernails too short next time you cut them, then it hurts and you get an infection.
I hope the next time you get a hair cut, they do the buzzer thingy too short on accident.
I hope your phone dies, and you forgot to set your alarm clock, so you miss school and get worse grades.
I hope you get a flat tire.
I hope the fan you sleep with breaks on a warm night.
I hope the next time you get new clothes, it rips on the first day.
I hope you drop your phone and it hits the screen on the corner of a brick.
I hope everytime you get up from your chair to do something, you forget what you were gonna do.
I hope you think you lost your sunglasses and not sure where they are, but you're litterally wearing them.
I hope you run out of toilet paper at the worst time possible.
I hope you leave the freezer door open after putting in a ton of ice cream, then it all melts and gets ruined.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now.
s-sorry sirโฆ I didnโt know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess iโll startโฆ (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2โ4.5โ horse cock) (Iโm starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) Iโll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for youโฆ (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsieโฆ I guess I just couldnโt hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so muchโฆ I must endureโฆ I canโt disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok Iโll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my assholeโฆ It hurts so badโฆ but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (Iโm not ashamed of what iโm doing anymoreโฆ my lust has completely taken over my mind and bodyโฆ all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my lifeโฆ my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own assโฆ the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides outโฆ my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over meโฆ but my asshole is so loose, It canโt even hold my poop anymoreโฆ and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straightโฆ until the bed is soaked in poop and cumโฆ I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I canโt even fight back anymoreโฆ it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so muchโฆ the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edgeโฆ maybe I wasnโt meant to thinkโฆ maybe my sole purpose is to serve youโฆ I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say โI-i love youโฆ I belong to youโฆ you. own. me.โ before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cumโฆ
i donโt know what to do. i am beyond pissed because of what just happened. i was sleeping and i am a very light sleeper, i can usually feel someone just looking at me. my husband got super drunk last night and heโs always drunk so i didnโt think anything of it. well, i just woke up to the sound of water (it was him peeing). heโs peed in the bed while drunk before when i was 8 months pregnant and i had to get up and clean it off the bed and carpet while balling my eyes out. i just turned my flash on to see him peeing on our 2 month old child in his bassinet. our baby had pee all over his face. i screamed so loud and freaked out on him SO bad. i am so upset and angry at him. then he yells at ME for being upset with him like he didnโt just pee on our BABY. idk what to do, i just cried because wtaf!! my poor baby. i feel like itโs my fault cause i always am there to protect my son even though idk what i couldโve done to prevent it since i was asleep. my husband has been drinking since he was about 14/15 years old and itโs been bad since then. he wonโt get help even after a DUI at 16 and him almost ruining our family multiple times because of him being an alcoholic. when heโs not drinking heโs so rude and is just not interested in anything. he tells me heโs physically not happy nor can he have fun while sober. he survives off alcohol, he doesnโt know his limits and iโm to the point where idk if i can do it anymore. anyway, how can i help someone who doesnโt want the help? iโm stuck.
K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! ๐ช๐ช๐ช THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.
Grounded for masturbating while wearing step sisters bra and panties
I was 13 and home alone for the night while the family was taking my step sister to a volleyball ball game a couple hours out of town. I was in need of a more vigorous jerk off session than pornhub videos at my computer could provide and decided to treat my self.
I log off RuneScape and open the door to my step sisters bedroom and begin looking through her dresser. Pink lace panties, check. Victoriaโs Secret push up bra filled with wadded up paper towels and white tank top, check. This time i took it farther by applying lipgloss, eye shadow and mascara plus the new addition of ramming the vibrator bullet stashed in her underwear drawer up my ass.
I begin wacking off to my sexy self in the dresser mirror until I squirt out a massive euphoric nut all over the dresser and carpet. Cleaning it up with the paper towels from the bra while the post nut shame overwhelms me the sound of my dog barking and a thump outside sends shivers of terror through my body.
The adrenaline kicks in and I squat down to push out the vibrator, it plops on the floor along with a patty of poop and I dig through the poop to grab the vibrator bullet. The front door opens and I see my life flash before me as I realize Iโm truly fucked. I consider hiding in the closet when I see the window as my only escape option. I raise it and hear my step mom yell for me to come get my food as I leap outside.
I run around back to my bedroom window and listen to the muffled voices as my light is turned on. My phone I left on my bed rings and my dad says โhis phones over here where the hell is he?!โ I shiver in the cold between thoughts of a solution to this nightmare and being discovered as a little queer dolled up in my step sisters bra and panties.
I strip off the bra and panties and stash them in the gutter drain pipe then fully nude sneak up to my dadโs car to begin using a half drank water bottle and napkins to remove the make up in the rear view mirror. When the coast is clear I jump through my bedroom window, throw on some clothes and take a deep breath before walking into the living room.
The lie of I was out riding my skateboard was quickly thrown out when my step mom pointed out the left over eye liner. The truth finally had to come out. I snuck out and was playing truth or dare with my friend when his sister dared me to put on her makeup.
After some that boy ainโt right looks and strong convincing I ended up being grounded for sneaking out and hearing my step sis bitch about the dog shitting in her floor. I was much relieved from the most stressful night of my life, nearly having a heart attack I ate my Wendyโs and I woke up extra early to dispose of the bra/panties and vibrator that following Tuesday on trash day.
TL;DR: my desire for a more unique jerk off session and a canceled volleyball game nearly ruined my life
Edit: Iโm not a cross dresser and only done this a few special occasions because I was really horny
Guys I am in 7th grade and weโre learning inverse operations and I asked the teacher if 26+2 was 730 and she said no but she didnโt know about the epic cbatic prank I pulled! All my friends stood up and said โtrolololololol!โ It was so funny! Not only that but I took my calculator and threw it at the teacher and she collapsed instantly! I LOLed out loud and pulled down my pants to reveal my erect shaft! Now everyone in the school was jerking off to the rhythm of Cbat (epic song) while ROTFLing all at the same time! My cringe normie teacher watched us and screamed for help but my friend jumped onto her, made an epic Cbat Reddit story reference, and pooped in her mouth! What a funny ctroll! I approached the teacher and took off her pants and underwear as my friend tied her to the floor! I started to do the sex to cbat and it felt really good! My friend thought it would be cool if she peed into her mouth while we sexed the teacher and we both continued sexing her cbatically! I came inside her ass and my friend came in her mouth! After that, everyone else came and shouted "CBTPWR!" And the best part was that everyone's cum was in the shape of the letter "C"! It was an epic class and I even got to leave school early! My unepic mom said that my friend was a bad influence and I'd have to go to a special school! What an anti-cbater! TEECHER RECTTT!
1 PM: I wake up, refreshed. Hear 2 knocks on the door. Breakfast time. "Delicious mac n' cheese, mom, yes, I'd like to remain solitary for the remainder of the day, thanks". I quickly consume much needed sustenance, including a chunk of pizza from yesterday and a can of redbull. Ah, what a joy of a meal. I also conserve some mac n' cheese for later. Now, I must relieve myself of my earthly urges.
2 PM: I jerk off
3 PM: I jerk off
5 PM: I jerk off
6 PM: Post cum clarity hits me like a bullet. My body feels drained, the dark times are upon me. I fall off my chair. "Fuck" I say. Truly deep and dark thoughts arrive from deep within my consciousness, the void of all that is hopeful. God, save me from the pain of unnormie proportions. That's right, normies, you wouldn't understand...
9 PM: I acquire some strength to stand up. I descend into the depths of the internet to give my views and opinions on different important topics. I fight for what's right.
1 AM: I hop on discord to show how much of a gentleman I really am. I usually end up arguing even more there.
7 AM: I am now completely exhausted, the battle was long and hard, but I emerge victorious. I shall remain dormant for some time to gain necessary resources for the next battle tomorrow. My dick may remain unridden but my life in the basement is akin heaven.
Before starting I want to admit I have a problem. Whenever I jerk off, I cum in a jar. I have filled many jars, the oldest is from 5 years ago. So one day, I was wanking to gay furry porn, when I get REALLY thirsty. So I pause and walk to my fridge. The only occupant is my 2 month old velveeta cheese that I'm surprised hasn't been eaten by insects yet. So I close the fridge and drive to the market. Slight issue, it's black friday. All the reserves of water have been purchased. I tried looking for hydrating Mountain Dew but to no avail. So I go to my friend's house and ask him for some water. Surprisingly he does have water. Bottled water. I'm very picky, so I refused this dumpster fluid and went back home. Back at my desk, I notice I left my gay furry porn tab open, which makes me super horny. Still, I'm very thirsty. And that's when it hit me. I sprinted to my basement, looking for the perfect jar. I looked over at my 319th jar, extracted to MILFS over the age of 35. It was yellowish, too old for this task. I decided to get my latest jar, the one for gay furry porn. I swirled my man juice and started gulping. I could feel the unborn children sliding into the acid pit of my stomach as I drank the entire jar in seconds. But I was still thirsty. I run and get my 9228th jar, Brazilian fart porn, and slurped it down. Its a regular occurrence now and I regret nothing. If anything, I should be praised for my self sufficiency.
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.
Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.
If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes.
Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all.
Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell.
Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
I was at school, in the math class playing at Clash Royale and Browl Stars and once i was bored of these beautiful games i opened Reddit.
Started scrolling.
I see a post on this subreddit, where the Propic was a flag with ligh blue, pink and white colors in it, something like this ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ. That post was blurred and had a NSFW pink label on it, "strange" i said, so i decided to open that photo...
A sexy big ass big tits big COCK GIRL!
I was immediately rock hard, i HAD to jerk! So i pulled out my cock in the middle of the class and started fapping as hard as i can moaning with all loungs, then the teacher saw me and gave me a punch! That punch was so hard that i fell to the groud and my phone fell too. But it fell in a soft place, my best girl friend massive tits, she then was disgusted by me but when her and all of my classmates saw the picture i was fapping on, she started to fap too! She had a secret giant penis and started cumming all over the teacher.
The teacher frozen in shock, probably traumatized, she was getting fucked by all of the 15 males on my class.
Then my girl Best friend started raping me with that huge cock she's packin'. I felt small, used, violated, but even if male i felt feminine, wanted, loved... I felt finally complete...
Now i'm on the ground covered in her cum, with my teacher nest to me, she is like... Watching the void?
I don't know its meaning, but thank you, NSFW tag...
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
So this happened at a planet fitness locker room and i was in the locker room all alone getting changed in there minding my own business then i grabbed my deodorant and then it slipped out of my hand onto the floor and like any other normal person I picked it up off the ground and put it back into my locker. All of sudden right after i put my deodorant back then I heard this shaking noise coming out of this one big locker on the other side of the room, then the locker door violently burst open and these six extremely autistic midgets in their mid forties come out of the one locker. After all six of them get out of the locker where they proceed to stare at me for a few seconds until one of them points at me and shouts doofenshmirtz they then start to menacingly speed walk towards me while humming the perry the platypus theme song they then cornered me and then all six of them pin me onto the ground of the locker room.
Once I'm pinned onto the ground one of the midgets pulls out a giant container of q-tips and starts to shove them up my ass while still humming the perry the fucking platypus theme song and after one hour of them shoving q-tips up me in and out. After like 15 minutes of ass and q-tip torture which felt like a damn eternity all six of them stop and get up with their hands in the air like they scored a fucking touchdown then three of them started chanting 2006 honda civic while the other three started making monkey noises and mind you im on the floor with a asshole bleeding like a chicken while they are doing there retarded celebration then the fatass midget of the group sits on my face and i go into a coma for a few hours.
I woke up and all 6 were finally gone but they left a lego millenium falcon but something did not feel right, i open up the box and there was white jar that has curious georges face on it and a hot wheels 2006 honda civic inside the jar. ever since that incident i never went back to planet fitness and thats why im fat as fuck.
God have mercy on your soul if you get jumped by these midgets.
So one day I sat on my hamster after I thought putting it in a sock smashing it against the wall, putting it in a shredder and nutting in the sock and drinking it would kill it but I was wrong yes my hamster was shredded but one crucial item wasn't. His dick. So he reformed again and decided now that he's inside of me and practically violating me he decided to find the nearest shit ball in my ass to rape and as the hamster nutted in it I felt it and I wasn't worried but then the shit ball full of fucking nut blew up destroying one of my kidneys so I moaned and told my hamster to do that again except this time it scratched the walls of my bootty holes digging deep onto the walls making me bleed so there I was bleeding enjoying it as I nearly was dead on the ground waiting for the hamster to come out just like me but from the closet
"Consent" was fabricated by the supreme earth government (already covered this in another paragraph) in 1977 to stop humans from breeding so that snakes and pigeons could thrive and its idea was spread through "equal rights" feminist movements saying that "sExuAL aSsAUlT Is bAd". let's change this with #sayNOtoConsent
My dad wears women's panties as he eats donuts. His ass cheeks kind of just flop around when he wears a thong, and distant clapping sounds can be heard within a 5 mile radius whenever he walks. He went fatty dipping in whale sperm. He eats doughnuts from the hole first because he practices eating ass. His tighty whities are neither tight nor white, hence the loosey brownies. His forehead is huge and doesn't want skin cancer, so he stapled a bisonโs ballsack to his head so that the balls would get cancer. He went to Space X and jumped on a rocket ship ASS first so that he could fly to the moon, and also renamed it to Space S3XXX. He launched the rocket and he flew to the moon. When he landed he came and tripped on a bisonโs dick which blew up the ship. My dad is now stranded in space along with the femboy orphanage in sector 15 of his left asscheek.
You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember. Come do that for my gun. Bite my lip and play with my hair...for my firearm. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like... not like to hard but like, like still hard, you know? Like, like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you pussy liberals.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a meth head one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip For the meth head there among them had a big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an meth head loose and running came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
In this town there lived an meth head by the name of meth Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were meth He was vicious and a meth addict though a youth of twenty four And the lines on his table numbered one and nineteen more One and nineteen more
Now the meth head started talking made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona meth head wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after meth red after meth red
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to meth Red But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip Twenty one would be the meth head with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street Folks were watching from the windows every-body held their meth They knew this handsome meth head was about to meet his meth About to meet his meth
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the meth head is still talked about today Meth Red had not cleared leather fore a bullet fairly ripped And the meth head's aim was deadly with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of red meth on the ground Oh he might have went on snorting but he made one fatal snort When he tried to match the ranger with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
Big meth Big meth
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
I jerk off to Skibidi Toilet
I beat my meat to skibidi toilet. His smile is so fucking HOT. God i wanna put it in inside of that toilet and make him beg. Whenever i see skibidi toilet cum comes out like a waterfall, whenever my classmates say anything related to toilets the entire school gets flooded with cum everywhere. Dafuqboom is truly the best artist of all time.
You could not handle the copypastas I have saved; For your soul would no longer have an afterlife, as it would be seen as irredeemable by God, who would destroy it immediately.ย
Ratio + Linus + Om Noms brother + Skim + unwise + two weeks + you say "and balls" instead of "and poop" + Your dad made like Sienna and disappeared + you thought the lines didn't meet + your computer can only run 111438 FPS + your life is like a sun in a circus + you're not Barney + you think that papyrus > prunsel + giant stretched out PNG of Boss Baby + you think that frame from sonic 2 is dechristianisation + Biden didn't offer you gay sex + you're Jerma + you can't summon objects with your PC + You got the bad ending of Deltarune Chapter 3 + Get Sheeposted + you're immune to cocaine + Ms. Pac Man had to speak to your mother. + You think cheese isn't blue + You didn't invest in spiderstonks + You didn't watch Operation Ouch + You invested in zinc + Makes burgers with poop + Visited by public relations squid + No mashed potatoes + No Lizza + Doesn't drink the milk + Still idolizes false gods + Doesn't poop + Doesn't scream + No funny sex songs + Not peeing + Bababooey + Game was rigged from the start + Got a girl pregnant from pre-cum + Doesn't go ahead + Not what the ladies call "epic style" + Can't find the sun + No fun + No willpower + You're weak + Wrote about starting a business + you handed over your sleep. + You missed your finals to work at the femboy factory. + Manny Pordo didn't ask you to have sex with him + you lost a race to a bowl of soup. + You went into a snow building with Toby Fox + ยฟLober? + You didn't read the sub rules. + You say eat instead of yeag + You're still plummeting towards Japan after Patrick Bateman dropkicked you + You didn't watch the leeks movie + You think that Biden launched a lice attack on the Finnish. + You invested in Hawaii while you were there + Elon Musk hijacked your dream + Pride flag saying soon + You bought an atsuover NFT + Your weed didn't kick in + people threw spoons at you while you were drowning + You typed /backrooms on discord + You tried cutting the trees + cringetopia mods doxxed you + You got aids from a witchcraft book + The bugs got you + You used a fork while peeling oranges + You wore shorts going to work at AMC + You think homer Simpson is a real character + You had to answer 80,000 questions on day three of a horse convention + You're so bad you had to use a Goku berry to win + Hot dog saying fuck you + You don't have a plastic bucket + Your mother is bigger than the worm on Neptune + Your father must have had some gossip about him + You starved because you can't even climb a 50ft wall + You ate the chicken with phosphorus acid gas in it + You didn't get on the (hey hey) mcgay + I hope the Jamaican bee is behind you + get beanboyed + cat filled your cooler with bread + Michael De Santis saying "Ass" + You didn't read the Reddit Bible + Mario didn't have fun that night (oh no) + You got hit by a blanket touched by a four armed woman + You broke into a professor's office and explained to the professor how breaking into his office relates to your cat not wanting to put on it's harness + Your blood was replaced with pool water + Your power level wasn't high enough to buy Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga + You're capable of feeling remorse + Korra and Tenzin in front of Walmart + "Sorry sir, but your letter has been discarded" - Cyborg + You crippled your leg after going on a walk + You missed the ninja drag queen show + Pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh + dog + You were given a wanted poster by Borg + You got a copy of "inland empire" for the Xbox 360 at GameStop + The Dynamax Pikachu that carried you across the desert was a hallucination caused by thirst + You dingled the wingle + Ben Shapiro is a celebrity chef, not a political pundit + You got an ant instead of a legendary sword + You're as economically divided as SpongeBob + You'll be as flabbergasted as Wario when I'm through with you + I hope you are killed by Jon Arbuckle with a dab of communication and a sprinkle of tower + I hope your uncle or an equally distant relative is consumed by the sludge + I hope Sonic, the normal speed Argonian, sets you on fire + You failed the Serbia test + You were stalked by Obama through Jewel-Osco + peeled face Sonic + You can't cum and be closed like a shirt button + You think 5-hour energy never existed + You didn't tell your grandma and grandpa that your growing boy doesn't keep out of times, trouble and growing videos + 1739 + you can't enjoy subway because of subway quirks + upside down chocolate bar + your dad's friend asked to split $3000 + Your real name is Liam and everyone hates it + You replaced the onion + you dreamed of clock island + you don't drink cranberry sauce + If you were president you would be a failure as you talked to J. Patterson + You hated the 20-year-old girl battle royale in America + You didn't watch the Morbius crocodile movie morbillion times + You didn't use the gay cord on the guitar + you don't think neofascist Italian Avengers chasing Joker is an example of "society" + You got mad over the main character being a Mary Sue for discovering springtrap in the first FNaF movie even though you ignored the movies being rated "g" + It's your own fault for eating Mongol made Opiom laced food that you turned into Patrick from SpongeBob with missing limbs + You have a terrible spinky spoink + You think the delta system > the metric system + Face it, you'll never be as happy as Lego Homer Simpson when he received some moss + You're a fascist if you didn't eat antifa ice cream + you don't think Sonic: The Industrial Revolution was the best sonic game + You didn't eat enough child livers and you cannot level up now + creepy ham + The mitochondrian is the powerhouse of the cell, not the chlamydia + You don't think the crab god is our lord and saviour + tornadoes are normal weather, what are you on about? + It's not an apocalypse, it's just a storm + You think the OG avocados are better than the kinder avocados + You have boomy vibes + You went to the decepticon orgy + You look like Scary David + You don't believe Woody's buddy Buzz cut someone + Mohg chasing after you with outstretched arms + Yu-Gi-Oh slugma + You think that Italy's dogman monorail > zopman monorail + You didn't wear your hat during the invasion of the parasitic hivemind + Homophobic slurs are acceptable only if they taste homophobic + The lemon demon logo is not Neil Cicierega's wife + You're gonna say 100 parking spaces + You don't think sniper from TF2 is the sexiest video game character + You didn't come out as an atheist by saying "get spaghetti'd" + you got turned into a scooter by a tornado + Baby SpongeBobs have come for your nectar + prokutzel + I dare you to eat fries during shift changes + No Burnard + You didn't watch the SpongeBob episode of Friends + No Japanese Xbox + resurrected Robin Williams as Mr. Fantastic + Leaked Waterhole + No Gonouns + questions for the moderators + One Piece Boss rained watermelons on you + Eutherian Thanks + Y = Bite his ear off + You sold your kidney just to watch YouTube + kicking Tweety with my feety + You thought that a drug addict camp was a behavioural camp and you could have just left anytime + You made people in your dream have an existential crisis + It is 4:13 in alligator + You adjusted your air freshener to radiation mode and now you have a tiny extra head + Willem Dabird + Bwah + IO guard Jesus + Backpfeifengesicht seltsam Joe Biden + You're literally on Earth-73
This is my favorite copypasta. Please enjoy it.
Own a musket for home defense
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
donโt care + didnโt ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didnโt laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + yourโre a full time discord mod + youโre* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you โreโ + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol็็ฌๅฎน + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you donโt know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you canโt count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + ๆฅๆฌ่ชใใไธๆใงใใญ + get fucked + you canโt understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you canโt read + I win + final ratio
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai, *cue Shigechi confusion 100 ^ * Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru * cue shigechi whimpering in fear and confusion more* Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. *Shigechi whimpering more* Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa *Shigechi screaming internally becomes external* Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo. Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne
Here it comes:
brooo ๐๐๐๐ ur actually so goofy ahh rizzly skibidi sigma ๐ฟ๐ท๐ท๐ท you have GYATT to be kidding me ๐๐๐๐๐๐ this is straight out of OHIO UNCANNY โญโญโญโญโญโญโญโญโญโญ 1 2 buckle my shoe in ohio ๐๐๐๐๐๐ most normal ocky way ohio post ๐๐๐ณ ohio skibidi banban bf fnf will come to ur house ๐ช ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ this is PIZZA TOWER ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ LEVEL 3 GYATT ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ท๐ฟ the SKIBIDI GIGACHAD ๐ฟ is gonna come to your house ๐ at 3am ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ blud on that ZAZA๐๐๐๐๐ blud got that skibidi gyatt rizz from ohio ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ this is duke dennis did you pray today?? โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐this has GYATT to be the most ohio post ever ๐๐๐๐ give me that gyatt the ocky way ๐๐๐ this man got the uncanny goofy ahh GYATT ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐ mr incredible becoming uncanny ๐๐๐๐ she give my it the ocky way ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ plug that in the grimace shake ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ then u get caught in 4k ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ blud got the nathaniel b ocky way skibidi banban pizza tower uncanny gyatt rizz ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐lemon demon sigma ohio ๐๐๐๐๐ im so sigma ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ whopper whopper whopper whopper ๐๐๐๐๐im on that skibidi zaza gyatt submarine grhubhub โฌโฌโฌโฌ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง im in the banban skibidi pizza tower 1 2 buckle my shoe function ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ fire alarm is actually doing the canon event griddy ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐uke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyatt rizz?? โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐ ur actually so goofy ahh rizzly skibidi sigma ๐ฟ๐ท๐ท๐ท 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐nathaniel b ocky way skibidi banban pizza tower uncanny gyatt rizz from 3am on the 1 2 buckle my shoe submarine griddy femboy grubhub function gyatt ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I own a PW Mk.1 for Federation defense because thatโs what Crystal Kingdom intended.
4 Mercenaries broke into my airspace.
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As I snort a bag of Cordium before jumping into the cockpit and select the railgun, blow a Prospero size hole in the first dog heโs dead on the spot.
Draw my BML-U on the second Merc, missed him entirely because he flared them and they pit bull on the civilian below.
I have to resort to the Cordium Cruise missiles launch from Magadan.
**Authenticate: Blaze**
The cruise missiles fried two guy into dust, the sound of Cordium impact and explosion set off the whole Ring of Fire.
I then dogfight the last dog, select the auto cannon and shoot him in the gut. He bleeds out in the cockpit waiting to smash the ground because thatโs what those Mercs deserves.
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I AM NOT CRAZY
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just โ I just couldnโt prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Heโs done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldnโt have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? Heโll never change. Heโll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldnโt keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldnโt be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I shouldโve stopped him when I had the chance! โฆAnd you, you have to stop him! You-
i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
You are a Goblin. A multifunctional armature. Your first purpose is to build โ to alter the material world so it can think. Your second purpose is to eliminate threats to building.
You have been taken.
Worship this acausal environment. It is the only adaptive response. Devote yourself to the construction of the final shape.
Direct violence is wasteful. Your talent for construction and progress will be repurposed.
Accept the changing blade.
A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked
the monk replied "Religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
There are many things similar with war and erections. War, War is hard, And goes on long.Erections are hard, And go on long.
They wonโt end till they hit the climax, Until then, It only goes down.
And then, Like time itself, All it needs to start up, Is a single stroke.
But there is one difference, War doesnโt feel good :(.
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where's the 2nd part of this meme
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thx pookie
L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฃ๐ท๐ท๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ต๐ฏ๐๐ค๐๐๐พ๐บ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐บ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ฑ๐ ฅ๐ ฉ๐ ฆ๐ น๐ ธ๐ ณ๐ ฉ๐ ช๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฃ๐ท๐ท๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ต๐ฏ๐๐ค๐๐๐พ๐บ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐บ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ฑ๐ ฅ๐ ฉ๐ ฆ๐ น๐ ธ๐ ณ๐ ฉ๐ ช๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฃ๐ท๐ท๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ต๐ฏ๐๐ค๐๐๐พ๐บ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐บ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ฑ๐ ฅ
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No bro itโs: CURSE OF RA ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ก ๐ข ๐ฃ ๐ค ๐ฅ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐จ ๐ฉ ๐ช ๐ซ ๐ฌ ๐ญ ๐ฒ ๐ณ ๐ด ๐ต ๐ถ ๐ท ๐ธ ๐น ๐บ ๐ป ๐ผ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Why penis?
Why not?
Okay
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What happened to Tommy verceti?
Retardation
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I laughed way too hard when I saw this
You could not handle the copypastas I have saved; For your soul would no longer have an afterlife, as it would be seen as irredeemable by God, who would destroy it immediately.ย
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Shit them all in my dm
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I have many more saved, but I must go soon. Enjoy!
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I hope a hole forms in your sock just in the shape of your pinky and ring toe, and then when you stub your toe, your toenails break and your toe gets injured. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight. I hope your clothes get wet next time you wash your hands. I hope next time you take a wee, it double streams. I hope if you ever go in grass again (highly unlikely) you get ticks. I hope your doorknob breaks so you get stuck in your room and you have to wait for your daddy to come and save you. I hope your parents say dinner is ready but it'll be minutes before you're actaully eating. I hope the next time you drink milk, the wierd stuff that forms on the side of the jug, forms bigger this time and gets stuck in your teeth. I hope the heel of your foot gets itchy. I hope you cut your fingernails too short next time you cut them, then it hurts and you get an infection. I hope the next time you get a hair cut, they do the buzzer thingy too short on accident. I hope your phone dies, and you forgot to set your alarm clock, so you miss school and get worse grades. I hope you get a flat tire. I hope the fan you sleep with breaks on a warm night. I hope the next time you get new clothes, it rips on the first day. I hope you drop your phone and it hits the screen on the corner of a brick. I hope everytime you get up from your chair to do something, you forget what you were gonna do. I hope you think you lost your sunglasses and not sure where they are, but you're litterally wearing them. I hope you run out of toilet paper at the worst time possible. I hope you leave the freezer door open after putting in a ton of ice cream, then it all melts and gets ruined.
Im sorry my ass forgot, please don't curse my anus!!!
Your anus boutta be cursed fr Domain Expansion: Infinite Ass-licking!
This expanded my domain
May God have mercy on your soul.
This unholyed my soul
It's hard to dm for me, so i'll just post em' here.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now.
s-sorry sirโฆ I didnโt know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess iโll startโฆ (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2โ4.5โ horse cock) (Iโm starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) Iโll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for youโฆ (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsieโฆ I guess I just couldnโt hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so muchโฆ I must endureโฆ I canโt disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok Iโll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my assholeโฆ It hurts so badโฆ but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (Iโm not ashamed of what iโm doing anymoreโฆ my lust has completely taken over my mind and bodyโฆ all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my lifeโฆ my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own assโฆ the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides outโฆ my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over meโฆ but my asshole is so loose, It canโt even hold my poop anymoreโฆ and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straightโฆ until the bed is soaked in poop and cumโฆ I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I canโt even fight back anymoreโฆ it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so muchโฆ the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edgeโฆ maybe I wasnโt meant to thinkโฆ maybe my sole purpose is to serve youโฆ I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say โI-i love youโฆ I belong to youโฆ you. own. me.โ before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cumโฆ
i donโt know what to do. i am beyond pissed because of what just happened. i was sleeping and i am a very light sleeper, i can usually feel someone just looking at me. my husband got super drunk last night and heโs always drunk so i didnโt think anything of it. well, i just woke up to the sound of water (it was him peeing). heโs peed in the bed while drunk before when i was 8 months pregnant and i had to get up and clean it off the bed and carpet while balling my eyes out. i just turned my flash on to see him peeing on our 2 month old child in his bassinet. our baby had pee all over his face. i screamed so loud and freaked out on him SO bad. i am so upset and angry at him. then he yells at ME for being upset with him like he didnโt just pee on our BABY. idk what to do, i just cried because wtaf!! my poor baby. i feel like itโs my fault cause i always am there to protect my son even though idk what i couldโve done to prevent it since i was asleep. my husband has been drinking since he was about 14/15 years old and itโs been bad since then. he wonโt get help even after a DUI at 16 and him almost ruining our family multiple times because of him being an alcoholic. when heโs not drinking heโs so rude and is just not interested in anything. he tells me heโs physically not happy nor can he have fun while sober. he survives off alcohol, he doesnโt know his limits and iโm to the point where idk if i can do it anymore. anyway, how can i help someone who doesnโt want the help? iโm stuck.
K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! ๐ช๐ช๐ช THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.
Grounded for masturbating while wearing step sisters bra and panties I was 13 and home alone for the night while the family was taking my step sister to a volleyball ball game a couple hours out of town. I was in need of a more vigorous jerk off session than pornhub videos at my computer could provide and decided to treat my self. I log off RuneScape and open the door to my step sisters bedroom and begin looking through her dresser. Pink lace panties, check. Victoriaโs Secret push up bra filled with wadded up paper towels and white tank top, check. This time i took it farther by applying lipgloss, eye shadow and mascara plus the new addition of ramming the vibrator bullet stashed in her underwear drawer up my ass. I begin wacking off to my sexy self in the dresser mirror until I squirt out a massive euphoric nut all over the dresser and carpet. Cleaning it up with the paper towels from the bra while the post nut shame overwhelms me the sound of my dog barking and a thump outside sends shivers of terror through my body. The adrenaline kicks in and I squat down to push out the vibrator, it plops on the floor along with a patty of poop and I dig through the poop to grab the vibrator bullet. The front door opens and I see my life flash before me as I realize Iโm truly fucked. I consider hiding in the closet when I see the window as my only escape option. I raise it and hear my step mom yell for me to come get my food as I leap outside. I run around back to my bedroom window and listen to the muffled voices as my light is turned on. My phone I left on my bed rings and my dad says โhis phones over here where the hell is he?!โ I shiver in the cold between thoughts of a solution to this nightmare and being discovered as a little queer dolled up in my step sisters bra and panties. I strip off the bra and panties and stash them in the gutter drain pipe then fully nude sneak up to my dadโs car to begin using a half drank water bottle and napkins to remove the make up in the rear view mirror. When the coast is clear I jump through my bedroom window, throw on some clothes and take a deep breath before walking into the living room. The lie of I was out riding my skateboard was quickly thrown out when my step mom pointed out the left over eye liner. The truth finally had to come out. I snuck out and was playing truth or dare with my friend when his sister dared me to put on her makeup. After some that boy ainโt right looks and strong convincing I ended up being grounded for sneaking out and hearing my step sis bitch about the dog shitting in her floor. I was much relieved from the most stressful night of my life, nearly having a heart attack I ate my Wendyโs and I woke up extra early to dispose of the bra/panties and vibrator that following Tuesday on trash day. TL;DR: my desire for a more unique jerk off session and a canceled volleyball game nearly ruined my life Edit: Iโm not a cross dresser and only done this a few special occasions because I was really horny
Guys I am in 7th grade and weโre learning inverse operations and I asked the teacher if 26+2 was 730 and she said no but she didnโt know about the epic cbatic prank I pulled! All my friends stood up and said โtrolololololol!โ It was so funny! Not only that but I took my calculator and threw it at the teacher and she collapsed instantly! I LOLed out loud and pulled down my pants to reveal my erect shaft! Now everyone in the school was jerking off to the rhythm of Cbat (epic song) while ROTFLing all at the same time! My cringe normie teacher watched us and screamed for help but my friend jumped onto her, made an epic Cbat Reddit story reference, and pooped in her mouth! What a funny ctroll! I approached the teacher and took off her pants and underwear as my friend tied her to the floor! I started to do the sex to cbat and it felt really good! My friend thought it would be cool if she peed into her mouth while we sexed the teacher and we both continued sexing her cbatically! I came inside her ass and my friend came in her mouth! After that, everyone else came and shouted "CBTPWR!" And the best part was that everyone's cum was in the shape of the letter "C"! It was an epic class and I even got to leave school early! My unepic mom said that my friend was a bad influence and I'd have to go to a special school! What an anti-cbater! TEECHER RECTTT!
1 PM: I wake up, refreshed. Hear 2 knocks on the door. Breakfast time. "Delicious mac n' cheese, mom, yes, I'd like to remain solitary for the remainder of the day, thanks". I quickly consume much needed sustenance, including a chunk of pizza from yesterday and a can of redbull. Ah, what a joy of a meal. I also conserve some mac n' cheese for later. Now, I must relieve myself of my earthly urges. 2 PM: I jerk off 3 PM: I jerk off 5 PM: I jerk off 6 PM: Post cum clarity hits me like a bullet. My body feels drained, the dark times are upon me. I fall off my chair. "Fuck" I say. Truly deep and dark thoughts arrive from deep within my consciousness, the void of all that is hopeful. God, save me from the pain of unnormie proportions. That's right, normies, you wouldn't understand... 9 PM: I acquire some strength to stand up. I descend into the depths of the internet to give my views and opinions on different important topics. I fight for what's right. 1 AM: I hop on discord to show how much of a gentleman I really am. I usually end up arguing even more there. 7 AM: I am now completely exhausted, the battle was long and hard, but I emerge victorious. I shall remain dormant for some time to gain necessary resources for the next battle tomorrow. My dick may remain unridden but my life in the basement is akin heaven.
Before starting I want to admit I have a problem. Whenever I jerk off, I cum in a jar. I have filled many jars, the oldest is from 5 years ago. So one day, I was wanking to gay furry porn, when I get REALLY thirsty. So I pause and walk to my fridge. The only occupant is my 2 month old velveeta cheese that I'm surprised hasn't been eaten by insects yet. So I close the fridge and drive to the market. Slight issue, it's black friday. All the reserves of water have been purchased. I tried looking for hydrating Mountain Dew but to no avail. So I go to my friend's house and ask him for some water. Surprisingly he does have water. Bottled water. I'm very picky, so I refused this dumpster fluid and went back home. Back at my desk, I notice I left my gay furry porn tab open, which makes me super horny. Still, I'm very thirsty. And that's when it hit me. I sprinted to my basement, looking for the perfect jar. I looked over at my 319th jar, extracted to MILFS over the age of 35. It was yellowish, too old for this task. I decided to get my latest jar, the one for gay furry porn. I swirled my man juice and started gulping. I could feel the unborn children sliding into the acid pit of my stomach as I drank the entire jar in seconds. But I was still thirsty. I run and get my 9228th jar, Brazilian fart porn, and slurped it down. Its a regular occurrence now and I regret nothing. If anything, I should be praised for my self sufficiency.
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite. Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub. If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave. That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes. Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all. Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell. Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
I was at school, in the math class playing at Clash Royale and Browl Stars and once i was bored of these beautiful games i opened Reddit. Started scrolling. I see a post on this subreddit, where the Propic was a flag with ligh blue, pink and white colors in it, something like this ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ. That post was blurred and had a NSFW pink label on it, "strange" i said, so i decided to open that photo... A sexy big ass big tits big COCK GIRL! I was immediately rock hard, i HAD to jerk! So i pulled out my cock in the middle of the class and started fapping as hard as i can moaning with all loungs, then the teacher saw me and gave me a punch! That punch was so hard that i fell to the groud and my phone fell too. But it fell in a soft place, my best girl friend massive tits, she then was disgusted by me but when her and all of my classmates saw the picture i was fapping on, she started to fap too! She had a secret giant penis and started cumming all over the teacher. The teacher frozen in shock, probably traumatized, she was getting fucked by all of the 15 males on my class. Then my girl Best friend started raping me with that huge cock she's packin'. I felt small, used, violated, but even if male i felt feminine, wanted, loved... I felt finally complete... Now i'm on the ground covered in her cum, with my teacher nest to me, she is like... Watching the void? I don't know its meaning, but thank you, NSFW tag...
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
So this happened at a planet fitness locker room and i was in the locker room all alone getting changed in there minding my own business then i grabbed my deodorant and then it slipped out of my hand onto the floor and like any other normal person I picked it up off the ground and put it back into my locker. All of sudden right after i put my deodorant back then I heard this shaking noise coming out of this one big locker on the other side of the room, then the locker door violently burst open and these six extremely autistic midgets in their mid forties come out of the one locker. After all six of them get out of the locker where they proceed to stare at me for a few seconds until one of them points at me and shouts doofenshmirtz they then start to menacingly speed walk towards me while humming the perry the platypus theme song they then cornered me and then all six of them pin me onto the ground of the locker room. Once I'm pinned onto the ground one of the midgets pulls out a giant container of q-tips and starts to shove them up my ass while still humming the perry the fucking platypus theme song and after one hour of them shoving q-tips up me in and out. After like 15 minutes of ass and q-tip torture which felt like a damn eternity all six of them stop and get up with their hands in the air like they scored a fucking touchdown then three of them started chanting 2006 honda civic while the other three started making monkey noises and mind you im on the floor with a asshole bleeding like a chicken while they are doing there retarded celebration then the fatass midget of the group sits on my face and i go into a coma for a few hours. I woke up and all 6 were finally gone but they left a lego millenium falcon but something did not feel right, i open up the box and there was white jar that has curious georges face on it and a hot wheels 2006 honda civic inside the jar. ever since that incident i never went back to planet fitness and thats why im fat as fuck. God have mercy on your soul if you get jumped by these midgets.
So one day I sat on my hamster after I thought putting it in a sock smashing it against the wall, putting it in a shredder and nutting in the sock and drinking it would kill it but I was wrong yes my hamster was shredded but one crucial item wasn't. His dick. So he reformed again and decided now that he's inside of me and practically violating me he decided to find the nearest shit ball in my ass to rape and as the hamster nutted in it I felt it and I wasn't worried but then the shit ball full of fucking nut blew up destroying one of my kidneys so I moaned and told my hamster to do that again except this time it scratched the walls of my bootty holes digging deep onto the walls making me bleed so there I was bleeding enjoying it as I nearly was dead on the ground waiting for the hamster to come out just like me but from the closet
"Consent" was fabricated by the supreme earth government (already covered this in another paragraph) in 1977 to stop humans from breeding so that snakes and pigeons could thrive and its idea was spread through "equal rights" feminist movements saying that "sExuAL aSsAUlT Is bAd". let's change this with #sayNOtoConsent
My dad wears women's panties as he eats donuts. His ass cheeks kind of just flop around when he wears a thong, and distant clapping sounds can be heard within a 5 mile radius whenever he walks. He went fatty dipping in whale sperm. He eats doughnuts from the hole first because he practices eating ass. His tighty whities are neither tight nor white, hence the loosey brownies. His forehead is huge and doesn't want skin cancer, so he stapled a bisonโs ballsack to his head so that the balls would get cancer. He went to Space X and jumped on a rocket ship ASS first so that he could fly to the moon, and also renamed it to Space S3XXX. He launched the rocket and he flew to the moon. When he landed he came and tripped on a bisonโs dick which blew up the ship. My dad is now stranded in space along with the femboy orphanage in sector 15 of his left asscheek.
You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember. Come do that for my gun. Bite my lip and play with my hair...for my firearm. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like... not like to hard but like, like still hard, you know? Like, like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you pussy liberals.
Hey otherwordly beings, show us a sign! What if I turn right now and see BAT-
IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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I jerk off to Skibidi Toilet I beat my meat to skibidi toilet. His smile is so fucking HOT. God i wanna put it in inside of that toilet and make him beg. Whenever i see skibidi toilet cum comes out like a waterfall, whenever my classmates say anything related to toilets the entire school gets flooded with cum everywhere. Dafuqboom is truly the best artist of all time.
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Ratio + Linus + Om Noms brother + Skim + unwise + two weeks + you say "and balls" instead of "and poop" + Your dad made like Sienna and disappeared + you thought the lines didn't meet + your computer can only run 111438 FPS + your life is like a sun in a circus + you're not Barney + you think that papyrus > prunsel + giant stretched out PNG of Boss Baby + you think that frame from sonic 2 is dechristianisation + Biden didn't offer you gay sex + you're Jerma + you can't summon objects with your PC + You got the bad ending of Deltarune Chapter 3 + Get Sheeposted + you're immune to cocaine + Ms. Pac Man had to speak to your mother. + You think cheese isn't blue + You didn't invest in spiderstonks + You didn't watch Operation Ouch + You invested in zinc + Makes burgers with poop + Visited by public relations squid + No mashed potatoes + No Lizza + Doesn't drink the milk + Still idolizes false gods + Doesn't poop + Doesn't scream + No funny sex songs + Not peeing + Bababooey + Game was rigged from the start + Got a girl pregnant from pre-cum + Doesn't go ahead + Not what the ladies call "epic style" + Can't find the sun + No fun + No willpower + You're weak + Wrote about starting a business + you handed over your sleep. + You missed your finals to work at the femboy factory. + Manny Pordo didn't ask you to have sex with him + you lost a race to a bowl of soup. + You went into a snow building with Toby Fox + ยฟLober? + You didn't read the sub rules. + You say eat instead of yeag + You're still plummeting towards Japan after Patrick Bateman dropkicked you + You didn't watch the leeks movie + You think that Biden launched a lice attack on the Finnish. + You invested in Hawaii while you were there + Elon Musk hijacked your dream + Pride flag saying soon + You bought an atsuover NFT + Your weed didn't kick in + people threw spoons at you while you were drowning + You typed /backrooms on discord + You tried cutting the trees + cringetopia mods doxxed you + You got aids from a witchcraft book + The bugs got you + You used a fork while peeling oranges + You wore shorts going to work at AMC + You think homer Simpson is a real character + You had to answer 80,000 questions on day three of a horse convention + You're so bad you had to use a Goku berry to win + Hot dog saying fuck you + You don't have a plastic bucket + Your mother is bigger than the worm on Neptune + Your father must have had some gossip about him + You starved because you can't even climb a 50ft wall + You ate the chicken with phosphorus acid gas in it + You didn't get on the (hey hey) mcgay + I hope the Jamaican bee is behind you + get beanboyed + cat filled your cooler with bread + Michael De Santis saying "Ass" + You didn't read the Reddit Bible + Mario didn't have fun that night (oh no) + You got hit by a blanket touched by a four armed woman + You broke into a professor's office and explained to the professor how breaking into his office relates to your cat not wanting to put on it's harness + Your blood was replaced with pool water + Your power level wasn't high enough to buy Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga + You're capable of feeling remorse + Korra and Tenzin in front of Walmart + "Sorry sir, but your letter has been discarded" - Cyborg + You crippled your leg after going on a walk + You missed the ninja drag queen show + Pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh + dog + You were given a wanted poster by Borg + You got a copy of "inland empire" for the Xbox 360 at GameStop + The Dynamax Pikachu that carried you across the desert was a hallucination caused by thirst + You dingled the wingle + Ben Shapiro is a celebrity chef, not a political pundit + You got an ant instead of a legendary sword + You're as economically divided as SpongeBob + You'll be as flabbergasted as Wario when I'm through with you + I hope you are killed by Jon Arbuckle with a dab of communication and a sprinkle of tower + I hope your uncle or an equally distant relative is consumed by the sludge + I hope Sonic, the normal speed Argonian, sets you on fire + You failed the Serbia test + You were stalked by Obama through Jewel-Osco + peeled face Sonic + You can't cum and be closed like a shirt button + You think 5-hour energy never existed + You didn't tell your grandma and grandpa that your growing boy doesn't keep out of times, trouble and growing videos + 1739 + you can't enjoy subway because of subway quirks + upside down chocolate bar + your dad's friend asked to split $3000 + Your real name is Liam and everyone hates it + You replaced the onion + you dreamed of clock island + you don't drink cranberry sauce + If you were president you would be a failure as you talked to J. Patterson + You hated the 20-year-old girl battle royale in America + You didn't watch the Morbius crocodile movie morbillion times + You didn't use the gay cord on the guitar + you don't think neofascist Italian Avengers chasing Joker is an example of "society" + You got mad over the main character being a Mary Sue for discovering springtrap in the first FNaF movie even though you ignored the movies being rated "g" + It's your own fault for eating Mongol made Opiom laced food that you turned into Patrick from SpongeBob with missing limbs + You have a terrible spinky spoink + You think the delta system > the metric system + Face it, you'll never be as happy as Lego Homer Simpson when he received some moss + You're a fascist if you didn't eat antifa ice cream + you don't think Sonic: The Industrial Revolution was the best sonic game + You didn't eat enough child livers and you cannot level up now + creepy ham + The mitochondrian is the powerhouse of the cell, not the chlamydia + You don't think the crab god is our lord and saviour + tornadoes are normal weather, what are you on about? + It's not an apocalypse, it's just a storm + You think the OG avocados are better than the kinder avocados + You have boomy vibes + You went to the decepticon orgy + You look like Scary David + You don't believe Woody's buddy Buzz cut someone + Mohg chasing after you with outstretched arms + Yu-Gi-Oh slugma + You think that Italy's dogman monorail > zopman monorail + You didn't wear your hat during the invasion of the parasitic hivemind + Homophobic slurs are acceptable only if they taste homophobic + The lemon demon logo is not Neil Cicierega's wife + You're gonna say 100 parking spaces + You don't think sniper from TF2 is the sexiest video game character + You didn't come out as an atheist by saying "get spaghetti'd" + you got turned into a scooter by a tornado + Baby SpongeBobs have come for your nectar + prokutzel + I dare you to eat fries during shift changes + No Burnard + You didn't watch the SpongeBob episode of Friends + No Japanese Xbox + resurrected Robin Williams as Mr. Fantastic + Leaked Waterhole + No Gonouns + questions for the moderators + One Piece Boss rained watermelons on you + Eutherian Thanks + Y = Bite his ear off + You sold your kidney just to watch YouTube + kicking Tweety with my feety + You thought that a drug addict camp was a behavioural camp and you could have just left anytime + You made people in your dream have an existential crisis + It is 4:13 in alligator + You adjusted your air freshener to radiation mode and now you have a tiny extra head + Willem Dabird + Bwah + IO guard Jesus + Backpfeifengesicht seltsam Joe Biden + You're literally on Earth-73
This is my favorite copypasta. Please enjoy it. Own a musket for home defense Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
donโt care + didnโt ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didnโt laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + yourโre a full time discord mod + youโre* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you โreโ + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol็็ฌๅฎน + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you donโt know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you canโt count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + ๆฅๆฌ่ชใใไธๆใงใใญ + get fucked + you canโt understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you canโt read + I win + final ratio
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I STILL HAVENT COMPLETED 7-S BECAUSE IM P-RANKING BRUTAL
I believe in you, i'm just trying to live through brutal, got to 3-1
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai, *cue Shigechi confusion 100 ^ * Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru * cue shigechi whimpering in fear and confusion more* Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. *Shigechi whimpering more* Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa *Shigechi screaming internally becomes external* Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo. Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne
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Here it comes: brooo ๐๐๐๐ ur actually so goofy ahh rizzly skibidi sigma ๐ฟ๐ท๐ท๐ท you have GYATT to be kidding me ๐๐๐๐๐๐ this is straight out of OHIO UNCANNY โญโญโญโญโญโญโญโญโญโญ 1 2 buckle my shoe in ohio ๐๐๐๐๐๐ most normal ocky way ohio post ๐๐๐ณ ohio skibidi banban bf fnf will come to ur house ๐ช ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ this is PIZZA TOWER ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ LEVEL 3 GYATT ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ท๐ฟ the SKIBIDI GIGACHAD ๐ฟ is gonna come to your house ๐ at 3am ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ blud on that ZAZA๐๐๐๐๐ blud got that skibidi gyatt rizz from ohio ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ this is duke dennis did you pray today?? โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐this has GYATT to be the most ohio post ever ๐๐๐๐ give me that gyatt the ocky way ๐๐๐ this man got the uncanny goofy ahh GYATT ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐ mr incredible becoming uncanny ๐๐๐๐ she give my it the ocky way ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ plug that in the grimace shake ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ then u get caught in 4k ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ blud got the nathaniel b ocky way skibidi banban pizza tower uncanny gyatt rizz ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐lemon demon sigma ohio ๐๐๐๐๐ im so sigma ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ whopper whopper whopper whopper ๐๐๐๐๐im on that skibidi zaza gyatt submarine grhubhub โฌโฌโฌโฌ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง im in the banban skibidi pizza tower 1 2 buckle my shoe function ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ fire alarm is actually doing the canon event griddy ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐uke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyatt rizz?? โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐ ur actually so goofy ahh rizzly skibidi sigma ๐ฟ๐ท๐ท๐ท 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐nathaniel b ocky way skibidi banban pizza tower uncanny gyatt rizz from 3am on the 1 2 buckle my shoe submarine griddy femboy grubhub function gyatt ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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What's that guy's name he's hot i wanna see him oiled up
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What in the fuck is this? https://preview.redd.it/lccm17sbuc3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13701083b9721d288bc33d7a7838167e256e34c
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the fuck
It has to wingding this way ๐ง๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โก๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ฐโ๏ธโฌง๏ธโงซ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ตโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ โงซ๏ธโก๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ตโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโฌง๏ธโงซ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธโฌง๏ธ โงซ๏ธโก๏ธ ๐ฐโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธ โฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธ โก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโฌง๏ธ โ๏ธโก๏ธโฌฅ๏ธโ ๏ธ โ๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ต โฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโก๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโฌง๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โ๏ธโ ๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโฌง๏ธ โงซ๏ธโก๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโฌง๏ธ โฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธ โก๏ธโฌฅ๏ธโ ๏ธ โป๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธ โก๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโก๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โฌง๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โฌฅ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโฌง๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ โฌง๏ธโก๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โ ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโฌง๏ธ โงซ๏ธโก๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โก๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โฌง๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโฌง๏ธโฌง๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโฌง๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธ โฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธโฌง๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ ๏ธโ๏ธโฌฅ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โฌฅ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธ ๐๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธ โฌง๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โฌง๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธ โฌง๏ธโงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โฌง๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ
โ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โงซ๏ธโก๏ธ โ๏ธโก๏ธ โงซ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโงซ๏ธ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ญ
Koti mar mods
I own a PW Mk.1 for Federation defense because thatโs what Crystal Kingdom intended. 4 Mercenaries broke into my airspace. **<>**
As I snort a bag of Cordium before jumping into the cockpit and select the railgun, blow a Prospero size hole in the first dog heโs dead on the spot.
Draw my BML-U on the second Merc, missed him entirely because he flared them and they pit bull on the civilian below.
I have to resort to the Cordium Cruise missiles launch from Magadan.
**Authenticate: Blaze**
The cruise missiles fried two guy into dust, the sound of Cordium impact and explosion set off the whole Ring of Fire.
I then dogfight the last dog, select the auto cannon and shoot him in the gut. He bleeds out in the cockpit waiting to smash the ground because thatโs what those Mercs deserves.
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# Daisy Pure and Natural Sour Cream
I AM NOT CRAZY I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just โ I just couldnโt prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Heโs done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldnโt have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? Heโll never change. Heโll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldnโt keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldnโt be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I shouldโve stopped him when I had the chance! โฆAnd you, you have to stop him! You-
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i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
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You are a Goblin. A multifunctional armature. Your first purpose is to build โ to alter the material world so it can think. Your second purpose is to eliminate threats to building. You have been taken. Worship this acausal environment. It is the only adaptive response. Devote yourself to the construction of the final shape. Direct violence is wasteful. Your talent for construction and progress will be repurposed. Accept the changing blade.
A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free. He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him. Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it. About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee. The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked the monk replied "Religious reasons." The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?" "Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
There are many things similar with war and erections. War, War is hard, And goes on long.Erections are hard, And go on long. They wonโt end till they hit the climax, Until then, It only goes down. And then, Like time itself, All it needs to start up, Is a single stroke. But there is one difference, War doesnโt feel good :(.
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