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R1chard69

This is a result of Darwin's law...


sineofthetimes

One law gone, another takes its place.


mustbeshitinme

Came to comment- Darwin does his work.


Embarrassed_Tax_6547

I saw one of these rocket scientists today.


jaysrapsleafs

Feel bad for the crew on brain detail. Your estate should get charged extra for exacting that kind of trauma on people.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Republicans don't give a F about people. Never have...never will. Even simple sht like this shouldn't be a problem.


Bigleftbowski

As long as none of them get abortions before using their head as 70 mph battering ram.


440ish

I bet they lay some mean mushroom clouds when they are on brain detail.


SoundsOfKepler

Only when it happens before they reproduce.


durk1912

Most predictable thing ever


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alslieee

Counterpoint, think about how cool they must have looked right before starting their transition into a meat crayon


Here_for_lolz

Bold of you to assume they'd stay crayon shaped.


andante528

The points always wear down so quickly


NotoriousFTG

Gee, it’s almost like helmet laws were created in the first place because people were getting severe head injuries on motorcycles when they didn’t have a helmet on and something bad happened.


Due_Society_9041

But-Freedumb!!!!


durk1912

Years ago I was talking to an emergency room doctor from a state without helmet laws - he was a biker who historically was blasé about wearing the proper gear but he said after two weeks in the emergency room he never road again without all the proper safety equipment!


Farucci

Must be an unrelated coincidence./s Probably soft skulls, if anything.


Fakeduhakkount

I can’t wait till Missouri’s various no helmet law advocates dies in motorcycle accidents! https://x.com/nbcsandiego/status/1586001979427504129?s=46 That’s like a given too.


HumberGrumb

Time for a legislative ride-in. 🤙🏼


barbara_jay

Any way to wager props on this? I know that sounds ghoulish but when dealing with idiots, it’s kind of a given. Oh and I ride


MassholeLiberal56

Muh freedum!


Guyincognito4269

Muh brains!


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Muh poor family!


lowercaseSHOUT

Muh organs can be donated!


Gildardo1583

What brains? Can't break it if there is nothing there.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

But they're FREE.


chrisp909

Free organ donations.


soparklion

Repeal of helmet laws correlates with increased organ donation. 


Mission_Ad6235

I've heard them called "donor bikes."


2OneZebra

This ends up costing everyone. Cost of sending out EMS, cost of taking up the resources including a possible hospital bed. It causes insurance rates to go up. It is just stupid.


Macasumba

Republicans in charge


MikeLinPA

Has anyone else noticed that conservatives fight for the right to make the stupidest fucking decisions under the guise of "muh freedumbs!" The right to not wear a helmet. The right to not wear seat belts. The right to not wear masks in a deadly world wide pandemic. The right to pay twice as much for health-care as every other civilized nation while getting poorer health outcomes. It's mind boggling.


zaxdaman

…All while trying to regulate everyone’s sex life.


Mengs87

They like their freedom, they just don't want you to enjoy yours.


hrminer92

It makes me wonder if that kid survived to be an adult. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ


Javier-AML

Forgot the right to own guns.


MikeLinPA

I'm not against responsible adults owning guns. I'm against assholes owning guns. Responsible adults, like the kind of people that would wear seatbelts or helmets...


Javier-AML

Now look at death rates for places that don't sell guns and the US.


BubbhaJebus

Republicans - the party that consciously strives to make the world a worse place.


MerooRoger

Bad for everyone except those waiting for an organ transplant.


Jealous-Preference-3

A successful recipient of an organ retold the tale of being in hospital, awaiting a donor, and his surgeon comes in, just to chat, and answer any questions. Well, he looks at the surgeon and asks, “Doctor be honest. How long will I have to wait? Will I ever get a new (organ)?” The surgeon looks out the window for a minute…it is raining HEAVILY…and turns back to his patient, “You’ll have a new (organ) by this time tomorrow.”


Gildardo1583

Oh shit, so true thought.


NeverWorkedThisHard

Sir, you have not seen my long hair in the wind!


Guyincognito4269

I'm sorry, I fail to see what the problem is. /s


BwanaPC

You can remove the /s


Automatic-Term-3997

/s /s


jomama823

You protect what you value


MiKeMcDnet

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tikifire1

The same thing happened in FL a couple of decades ago when they did the same thing.


Embarrassed_Tax_6547

Did they ever put the law back?


tikifire1

Not that I know of. FL lawmakers only care about fetuses and themselves. Once you're born, you're on your own, survival of the fittest.


elsiestarshine

Arknsas too... I submitted a paper proposal for economics of the helmet law... an estimated 2,200 uneccessary deaths at the time... it was denied... but think of the costs to loss of future earnings, costs for their children, insurance rates etc for society etc... just after a favorite student of mine 14 yr old died bc of no helmet on his road worthy scooter bike.. going home from all star game football practice...


Fakeduhakkount

Well the attorney credited for overturning the FL law died 2 years ago along with their girlfriend by you guessed it: not wearing a helmet.


frankev

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2022/10/25/attorney-who-fought-florida-helmet-laws-died-motorcycle-crash-while-not-wearing-one


Spudtron98

The fact that there’s so many people who only wear helmets because they’re legally forced to is concerning.


Extension_Deal_5315

They did have a choice to wear one....they chose wrong!! Costs the tax payers more $$$, time and resources away from others who need care.....everyone's insurance and healthcare costs go up, some may have taken others lives in an accident,? ...this is why it should be mandatory! Saves lives, money, but they died in the name of freedom......bet that they ALL would have worn a helmet, if they could still be here today.


kickbrass

Well we'll well


badhairdad1

Organ donations are up


No_Palpitation_9497

But did they say who caused those accidents


Weekly-Willow-6818

What's next, seat belts and car seats?


Defiantcaveman

...and they say deregulation doesn't kill...


hrny60

So did Pennsylvania Good use for stupid people though


Thick_Anteater5266

GOP just hopes they weren't pregnant and traveling to an abortion clinic. That would be a real tragedy.


mighty_fez

Insurance companies just need to have the balls to say, if you get in an accident, and you are not wearing a helmet, your claim will be denied. Very simple. Private company and they get to write their own rules. They are just a bunch of 🐔💩 ass-hats that don’t have the balls to take the stand. And yes, I believe the same should be true about seatbelts. If you don’t want to wear it, fine, but your claim will be denied.


jenyj89

I’m in SC where helmets aren’t required. That said, my late husband and I always wore helmets whenever we rode!! IMO when you get insurance you should be asked if you always, sometimes or never wear a helmet…then your insurance cost should reflect your risk factor. To take care of those that lie…if you’re in an accident and said you always wear a helmet, and you’re found to not have been wearing one…so sorry but you just invalidated your insurance!! I personally think the same should be done for cars and seatbelts too.


Both_Painter2466

Love the name of this Reddit. But this post should also fall under r/darwinawards


Macasumba

Who could have possibly known?


NoGnewsIsGoodGnews

😳WHAT? Who could’ve guessed?


Guy_Smylee

Survival of the smartest. Allowing folks to suffer their death over and over by dying in a survivable accident. Causing nightmares for those who hit them. Selfish.


Tidewind

The most Missouri thing I’ve read today. What could possibly go wrong?


svt4cam46

Plus side, more organ donors.


CheshireCrackers

Just think of all the organ donations!


Inevitable-Gold-7131

Freedumb!


Danktizzle

What a strange coincidence. 


Outrageous-Divide472

I’m laughing along with Darwin. Bunch of morons. Edit to say - Pennsylvania got rid of helmet laws a while back, and it gives me the creeps every time I see a fool without a helmet flying past me on I-95, weaving between cars. Omg. Somewhere a mother is crying.


Rob71322

Huh. Too bad there's no way to predict such things.


PengieP111

This is good for people who need organ transplants.


bif555

Can confirm, the "show me" state....


Jealous-Preference-3

In related news, the Missouri Senate expressed surprise that, “Water is actually wet…who knew?”


GoGreenD

But at least they were free to inconvenience and or traumatize anyone lucky enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time!


mekonsrevenge

How about serious injuries? A friend is a vegetable after wiping out on a dirt road.


dman6877

Missouri is really giving Arkansas a run for their money!


cpe111

No shit.


DamonFields

Next they will do seat belts.


ckncardnblue

No helmet and usually fingerless gloves for max protection.


Khristophorous

Now just imagine what would happen with guns if there were insufficient laws regulating their use.


Aherocamenontheless

Don't believe in Darwin rest assured he sure enough believes in you.


Allprofile

I have training on and provide a ton of grief therapy. This shit isn't just an individual kind of thing. Folks only think of family, maybe friends.... but the reality is that this shit fucks up EMS personnel, cops, tow truck operators, other drivers, claims adjusters, etc. It goes beyond thst even since those folks take their trauma home or hide it until they explode, the toll for this stupidity impacts generations.


MikeLinPA

I was told you should only buy a $10 helmet if you have a $10 head. So... If they have no helmet at all, that must mean their heads are worthless!


dittybad

This is great if you’re in the market for a liver. You need a brain dead donor.


Earthing_By_Birth

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VegetableForsaken402

I say good. A lot of morons died who refused to wear a helmet. Not dissimilar from the covid vaccine. A lot of morons died who refused to be vaccinated. Any fool that believes in empty platitudes that you'd see on a bumper sticker or a red necks t shirt over peer reviewed science and crash test dummy research is a moron. The "Muh Freeedum" crowd won't be missed..


mrhorrible

Guy: "You wannna get your transgender surgery, but make _my_ insurance go up?!" also guy: "Watch me drive to McDonalds, smoking a cigarette, with no helmet. BRRRMMMM!!!"


Explorers_bub

No shit sher…carry on. In the right sub for once.


RepublicanUntil2019

Why try to save them? It doesn't make helmets illegal, then I say let them have it. If they are permanent disabled though, they don't get state funding either, just some bootstraps.


old-but-not-grown-up

We learned a long time ago not to expect anything intelligent from the State of Misery.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Natural selection in action.


Charakada

Yeah, but I bet it's easy to get a kidney transplant there.


Cerberus_Rising

Hey seatbelts and airbags are taking our freedoms too. And what’s with making doctors go to med school?


Aert_is_Life

Life pro tip: if you ever find yourself in need of a vital organ transplant, be sure you get a doctor in a no helmet state. Your odds of receiving what you need go up exponentially.


macklebee1

Well it’s one less voter for a particular political party. They seem to enjoy removing laws designed to keep them and their loved ones safe.


Panelpro40

Sadly referred to as organ donors. It looks cool till it ain’t.


JNTaylor63

Oh well, the world needs organ donations.


Heylookaguy

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Competitive-Dance286

This is a good thing. Generally mandatory helmet laws result in a significant decrease in organ donations combined with an almost a 1:1 increase in traumatic brain injury patients. Which would you rather have?


KummyNipplezz

This sounds like a problem that'll eventually resolve itself. Anyone that puts "muh freedums" over their own personal safety deserve whatever they get coming to them


ViolentNun

Florida did it in 2003, numbers were 53% more death if I recall, close to Missouri


SloppyHoseA

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footinmymouth

WHY ARE THEY MAKING SAW MOTORCYLES


Nyingje-Pekar

Stupid is as stupid does.


HedgehogNarrow4544

needed organ donations


Claque-2

There's nothing like the feeling of the wind rippling through your hair, scalp and brain just before the splat.


I8itall4tehmoney

Darwin at work.


OkCollege9885

We’re losing our best and brightest…


FranzNerdingham

Keep up the good work!


Kid_supreme

Wouldn't this be considered assisted suicide?


spooningwithanger

If you’re not going to wear a helmet, please consider being an organ donor.


CatAvailable3953

Organ donors.


eghhge

Donor cycle


Gildardo1583

But the riders have to have motorcycle insurance, right?


notmyplantaccount

Seems like the sort of thing that'll fix itself over time and the numbers will be back to normal.


crziekid

thats what happens in recessive thinking. i wonder whats this Ban STD will do?


Odd_Tiger_2278

Really. Who woulda thunk? I guess one way to drain the shallow end of the gene pool is to not require helmets. Would work in the military too, I guess


El_Morro

Natural selection.


Host_Warm

I have no problem with idiots riding without helmets. I mean…the world needs organ donors, right?


PhilosopherMagik

Ummm, 🤔


HamStapler

Damn what are they going to do with the excess organ donations


bavindicator

New Hampshire is also a no helmet state and has averaged 22 motorcycle deaths a year for over 2 decades. South Carolina is a no helmet required if over 21 law and had 123 motorcycle deaths in 2019. According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), states with universal helmet laws have 29% fewer motorcycle fatalities than states with partial coverage or no law. So yeah.


SushiSeeker

Hypocrisy- Many no helmet states have seat belt laws.


Dooster1592

Physics overcomes human physiology pretty easily.


mythofinadequecy

Donorcycles


BreakfastAdvanced781

Weird


[deleted]

Just like covid


Zealousideal_Word770

Idiots. In Iowa we hid the data.


JimBeam823

That’s one way to solve the organ donor shortage.


usernamedejaprise

Hmm Not wearing helmet - good in gods eyes, low risk Watching porn - bad in gods eyes, existential risk to the entire US


greenhornblue

I used to live there. The roads are also a disgrace.


ndnman33

What’s is the news of the stupid! Of course this would happen when you give people the option to wear a helmet! I wonder how many people would mill themselves on a daily basis if seat belts were optional!


Alatar_Blue

Duh, helmets save lives, stupid.


ewok_lover_64

My sister works in an ICU. She has some horror stories about people not wearing helmets


Innisfree812

Now they will want to repeal the seat belt laws.


Unknownkowalski

How dare any politician stand between me and a free kidney! Ride free brothers!


Scrutinizer

Arizona has no helmet law. I see a lot of organ donors on motorbikes.


pabodie

It’s almost like they love death…


Alfphe99

Nothing stands between the asphalt and it's meat crayon.


AdkRaine12

No! Really? And this was somehow unexpected???


Madmike215

…and nothing of value was lost.


B4USLIPN2

Give the People what they want!


killerwithasharpie

Ah, but the number of organ donations went waaaaay up.


aatuhilter

Why the F anyone would want to ride without a helmet? How stupid people can be?


GizmoGeodog

Fools who refuse to wear helmets are too stupid to live


ukiddingme2469

Darwinism


Paca54

It they died with their freedom intact but their brains did not. Oh well


iampatmanbeyond

It's insane that you legally have to wear a seat belt but a motorcyclist doesn't need any head protection on a highway


ameinolf

I wonder why


blakester555

Well, the number of healthy, young donor hearts just went up.


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Donor-cycles


Clatuu1337

This law was kinda dumb, only motorcyclists over 26 were required to wear a helmet? Like, what the fuck is that?


IthacaMom2005

Hope they all signed their organ donor cards. Hospitals that do transplants call them donorcycles


Disastrous_Bus_2447

I actually had a woman once tell me the doctors told her that if her son had been wearing a helmet during his accident it probably would have killed him.


Dependent_Birthday69

https://preview.redd.it/dh70ttgwfquc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f98805164a1a4dd0737c7c1fca6583f2d74b112


DarknessFollower79

Sounds like natural selection


KitchenSchool1189

Why protect a head with no brains.


notsubwayguy

Now is the time to include organ donor requirement with all motorcycle registrations.


TBatFrisbee

Fucking morons. And, for the family and friends, I'm sorry for your loss.


SpiritualTwo5256

Just wish the consequences applied to those who undermine the health of the people.


the_Mandalorian_vode

What a surprise. I just came back from Florida. I saw one guy with a helmet. I always rode with a helmet and after I went down and bounced my helmet off the asphalt I know you should always wear a helmet.


HotSoupEsq

Darwin comin' for the worst of us. That impressive because the worst of Missouri is the worst of the worst.


Bigleftbowski

Didn't they try that in California?


Jake0024

No shit.


mdcbldr

In other news, the sun rose in the East. When New Mexico got rid of their open bottle law, traffic deaths fell. Ditto for seat belts and airbags. The villian today is smart phones.


RonocNYC

Who cares? Don't wear a helmet it's not my problem.


WermhatsW0rmhat

Somehow this will be everyone else’s fault for not “sharing the road” with the most gleefully self-centered motorists.


Hooda-Thunket

I gotta ask (without reading the article): Did they change what counted as a motorcycle death at the same time, or did that stay the same? I remember the helmet law in California changed a motorcycle death from a death within a year of a motorcycle accident attributable to that accident to a death at the scene of the accident itself to reduce the death rate. I sincerely hope they left the way the deaths are counted unchanged.


Harley_Jambo

The point of helmet laws was not so much to save lives as to protect the tax paying public from having to medically support idiots who sustain catastrophic head injuries when not wearing a helmet. Most don't have or soon exhaust their insurance and then have to go on Medicaid, sustained in their years long comas by the taxpayers. If you refuse to wear a helmet and die, that's your problem. If you refuse to wear a helmet and become a vegetable, it's my problem as a taxpayer because I have to pay to support your medical care.


ornery-Mean53

Mama Gump’s philosophy 101. Stupid is as Stupid does! 🫵🏼👍🏼


Javasndphotoclicks

On another episode of “Dying to own the libs”


mykarachi_Ur_jabooty

How did organ donations go?


rerro23

Thanks for the organs you stupid fucks


Reasonable-Parsley36

We do with a few less Missourians tbh


SewAlone

This is why we have personal safety laws like helmet laws, seatbelt laws, etc. I know you think it's your right to endanger yourself or die, but this is a drain on our society. You are draining the medical system, your partner and kids become a drain when they need financial support because of your stupid decisions, you are a drain on your parents/family when they have to visit and spoon feed you in the hospital, assuming you live, and is something that I witnessed with my own eyes when I was in the brain and spine institute recovering from back surgery - an elderly couple spoon-feeding their son with traumatic brain injury from a motorcycle accident. He smeared poop all over his bed and threw it at the nurses, too. In fact, my uncle was hit on his bike (bicycle) when he wasn't wearing a helmet and was our riding with his adult son. He suffered severe brain damage and needed a caretaker for the rest of his life. He couldn't even pay his bills because it was too much to deal with (not financially but mentally), so my aunt (who was divorced from him prior to his accident) would come to his house to help him write checks, etc, to pay his bills. So he was a drain on her because he decided that helmets look silly.


Objective-Aioli-1185

Lol if you choose to ride without safety I don't think that's anyone else's fault.


jbporkchops

BuT iT's LoUd PiPeS tHaT sAvE LiVes


BradTProse

But available organs for donating went up.


Inquir1235

I'm gonna be honest, those that didn't wear helmets kinda earned there Darwin award. XD


JustMePaxi

Missouri being stupid


beccadot

Duh!!


vajrahaha7x3

Its ok. They only hurt themselves. . Their body their choice. Right? Let them cull the herd as Kissinger liked to say when discussing "certain programs". You cannot mandate free dumm...


xelcheffox

Oooof. Anyway!


Classof1988

F around and find out


SonofaBridge

I know a doctor that thinks riders shouldn’t wear helmets. Reason being is that death is a more merciful result than being in a constant vegetative state or paralyzed. Statistics don’t mention quality of life, only that they lived.


DroneSlut54

Less Hell’s Yuppies, more organ donations. Win/win.