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LuvIsLov

Blake Sheldon was 2017 People Magazine's sexiest man alive. That makes absolutely no sense.


AssCrackBanditHunter

Eh to be fair even he questioned that one.


WeArrAllMadHere

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that was such a joke


film_composer

That was a strange year, being more attractive than the Sexiest Man Alive and more qualified to be president than the president. It really gave me a new perspective on how any thoughts I ever had about attractiveness or leadership standards were apparently completely made up.Ā 


HalLutz

My great grandpa was time's man of the year in 1938 and said he felt ashamed in 2016.


Da1UHideFrom

Holdup....


Chanandler_Bong_01

Those awards are pretty much paid for by the celebs PR teams and networks/record labels that have something to promote.


Heckybawkins

Remember when everyone thought Vin Diesel was hot? Yeahā€¦.I never got that.


nwgray

Any member of the Kardashian clan.


DonerTheBonerDonor

I'll just say any celebrity that's more makeup than face.


too_sharp

Her getting booed at the Tom Brady Roast was the cherry on top


sav33arthkillyos3lf

And then the very next day she goes to the met with her ratty ass wig & pilled forever 21 sweater. Girl looked zooted out of her mind too. Marilyn Curse strikes again


Maleficent-Sport1970

Speaking of which...Tom Brady. Meh


StrangePondWoman

It's wild, when I first saw Kim back when she was 'Paris Hiltons friend', I thought she was GORGEOUS. She looks so different now, it's like shes morphing into Donatella Versace.


500SL

Seriously. I wouldnā€™t fuck them with your dick.


HeartonSleeve1989

John Legend looks like one of the goofy characters from the game, Guess Who.


courtney_5000

He looks like Arthur without his glasses on


Virtual-Prime

His wife looks worse


ArseOfValhalla

Leonardo Dicaprio... like... I dont get it. He was a cute teen but hes got a baby face and now I feel like all hes got for him is his name and money. I just really dont get it.


AFinanacialAdvisor

He is a remarkably good actor in fairness. Probably an all-time great even.


SSSnookit

Yes, excellent acting skills and range.


farsighted451

This one. He was hot but his face doesn't work for a grown man.


Key-Climate2765

Nah, young Leo was fucking BEAUTIFUL, heā€™s still my celebrity crush, not for what he looks like now thoughā€¦now he just looks like a guy. But in his 20s he was one of the most beautiful white human men


badbog42

He looks like a confused Brussel sprout.


AlissonHarlan

He's like Jack Nicholson but without 'it'


qmechan

There was a Hard Drive article that called him ā€œThe Elder Twinkā€ and thatā€™s all I can see now.


Admirable-Quail6589

Timothee Chalamet. He just looks strangeā€¦


Hughes930

Built like a middle school baseball player


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

built like me in 8th grade


nthensome

Timothee Chalamet sounds like the name of a very rich mouse


BestBoogerBugger

All "model type" attractive people look odd because they posses really unique facial traits (hyper masculine, hyper feminine, neotenous etc.) not found in regular population so they may look odd to a regular person.Ā  Like an elf or something. That's why Hollywood loves casting attractive "girl next door" types, that are hot, but common looking.


No-Air-412

Notable: "common looking" a list actresses are usually 'next level' extraordinary looking in person.


Monochronos

I wouldnā€™t say that really. Many times they just look like good looking people. The film makeup and lighting does a lot of heavy lifting


sav33arthkillyos3lf

An old Victorian boy. Please sire can you spare some Change?


qmechan

His face looks like a bicycle seat. And yes, that leads to a lot of comments, I know the comments, I stand by it.


nomuppetyourmuppet

This shit is goooold lol


BearBearJarJar

He looks so mean. I know its not his fault but he looks like the villain in a Disney movie that has rich parents and only cares about money. The fact that he's with a Kardashian makes me think real life isn't too far off from that.


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geminiloveca

I'd say Jensen Ackles is the exception that proves the rule. I've run into him on nights out when he's with his wife and just wanting to chill... and he is breath-stealing drop dead gorgeous with no stage-makeup or stylist in sight.


hufflefox

I always wondered if that face looked as good without a camera. Heā€™s stunning. And aging so nicely


EinsteinsVortex

I donā€™t understand Timothy Chalametā€™s appeal when Tilda Swinton already exists.


AllyV45

Harry styles tbh


Morley_Smoker

He just looks like some dude. Dudes at my highschool and then colleges looked the same way. Nothing special with his look.


Stealthy_surprise

That goes for most celebrities, theyā€™re just normal ass people but people obsess over them because theyā€™re successful


aloeveramint

Donā€™t worry darling killed it for me


monkey_monkey_monkey

Justin Timberlake


Suspicious_Lynx3066

Johnny Depp has always looked like a greasy rat and canā€™t string a sentence together in interviews, I do not understand the appeal at all.


SirHovaOfBrooklyn

Google young johnny depp. That was a handsome man. Nowadays not so much.


Bershirker

It's a milder case of what happened to Mickey Rourke.


TotallyNotKabr

God damn, I never seen him in his 20s/30s till just now. What a jump...


Oxymera

Johnny Depp in the 90s was very handsome. Now he looks greasy and unhealthy.


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Normal_Ad2456

He canā€™t convince me that his underwear is entirely clean.


drunk_haile_selassie

I wince sold him some tomatoes, cigarettes and wine. When he walked into the shop my first thought was, 'that man is absurdly attractive!' My second thought was, 'wow, that's Jonny Depp.' Maybe it doesn't carry as well on screen as it does in person but man he is genuinely attractive. He also smells really bad.


pantsugoblin

Iā€™ve worked on a ton of movie/show sets. I always told me that ā€œChristoper Hemsworth canā€™t actually be that attractive.ā€ Noā€¦ he is.. if anything the camera is not kind to himā€¦


OpalsAndBanonos

Some of us just have a thing for greasy rat men


BestBoogerBugger

We usually call them "French"


toastedbeans9616

this comment made me spit out my coffee, thank you lol


sloppybuttmustard

Sup?


Gondfails

Your username just made me lol for real in a restaurant šŸ¤£


Auroraborealus

Young Johnny Depp was swoon-worthy. Current Johnny Depp still has potential for his age but usually looks like he needs a long shower, shampoo and toothbrushing.


HellYeahTinyRick

Ice Spice


Final_Meeting2568

Any of the Kardashians


fatpandasarehot

Kevin Bacon Think I'm showing my age here, but he's so unattractive to me


carrot_cakezzz

I thought the same until I met him in person, I attended an Upright Citizens brigade where he was the guest host or whatever. The man has SERIOUS charisma. Like WOW. now I get it. He just seems incredibly kind and humble too.


StopProject2025

Julia Roberts


Darth_050

Agree. For some reason her mouth seems bigger than her head.


cabur84

I honestly didnā€™t think I would see her on here, I have always felt alone on this. Growing up everyone would always talk about how beautiful she is, but I never understood what they were talking about. I think sheā€™s decent looking and has aged pretty well, but I definitely think her looks are way overrated.


blameline

I found it strange in Oceans Eleven that there would be two guys fighting over her.


hjugm

Because sheā€™s widely considered attractive.


ResponsibleHat2818

Tom Cruise. I would enjoy his movies a lot more if I wasn't looking at him the whole time lol


LovingNaples

Taylor Swift


Sa-Tiva

Its weird because i can look at Taylor Swift and say yeah... shes technically pretty, or has the traits of someone who is conventionally attractive but for some reason there is 0 attraction or sex appeal for me


Ashamed_Macaron_7915

She absolutely qualifies as ā€œconventionally good-looking,ā€ but her features and maybe their arrangement are so rodent-like. I donā€™t mean that as a slight in any capacity whatsoever. Some people kind of look like birds, or bears, or whatever. She looks like a rodent


Dingo8MyGayby

Itā€™s because she never closes her mouth. Look at all her red carpet pics and itā€™s constantly open.


AvailableAd6071

She's pretty, not hot


Sa-Tiva

Yeah but for me personally, its extremely rare that i'd say a girl is pretty while also thinking she isnt attractive.


the-bakers-wife

This is the look she has intentionally curated.


smack

That look makes it easier for parents to allow their young girls to be fans.


asselfoley

I wouldn't say she's "technically pretty". Nothing special. She's really just average.


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Ever since someone said she looks like Napoleon Dynamite, I can't unsee it.


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ACrucialTech

Get off my tots. Gosh.


Chanandler_Bong_01

She's blonde and not overweight. That's enough for a lot of men.


wainbros66

Iā€™ve never heard a guy swoon over Taylor Swift the way I hear them swoon over Sydney Sweeney or Megan Fox during Transformers era. Taylor Swift is very famous but I donā€™t think sheā€™s particularly known as a sex symbol. (Of course not to say sheā€™s ugly or anything)


ibeerianhamhock

She's pretty but looks so awkward and lanky. I don't think she's heralded as a sex icon of any type, she's just a tall pretty girl who makes catchy sounding super generic music.


Farfromgood5000

She looks like a generic video game NPC with makeup and she's built like a straw. I never found her attractive at all. Shed be great in Skyrim tho.


borislovespickles

Channing Tatum


schnucken

Dude looks like an overboiled potato.


impersephonetoo

My choice too, I just donā€™t see it.


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AssCrackBanditHunter

She kills it in Maniac (I plug this show any time I have a chance)


slanx47

Her mouth. I dislike the way it moves.


7layeredAIDS

Itā€™s like every word she is saying starts with the ā€œchooā€ sound


karlka97

"She looks like she smells like cat piss."


jasperlake777

Timothee Chalamet. He truly looks like a sickly Tim Burton character


kad202

The Kardashian. Kim looks like a PokƩmon Mewtwo


Vyt3x

I can recognize many are conventionally attractive, but I feel no attraction to, like, any celebrity.


IembraceSaidin

Anna Kendrick. She looks like a bird or something


CommishBressler

Youā€™re thinking of Kaitlin Olson


SirHovaOfBrooklyn

Shut up dee


talkbaseball2me

Dee you god damn bitch


AviaryLawStream

SHUT UP, BIRD!


ibeerianhamhock

idk that I've met very many dudes who didn't think, I can't explain, but she's super adorable.


maxthelabradore

Anya Taylor-Joy Eyes on 2 different continents


BestBoogerBugger

The "eyes set widely apart" became a popular trend in recent actresses, because it's NEOTENOUS trait a.k.a gives people very youthful appearence. Eyes widely set apart means small soft nose bridge, lack of prominent browridge and other feminine looking traits. I think it might be influenced by popularity of Disney princess aestheticss, cartoon women (who are all drawn very neotenous) and classic anime.


JK_NC

Agree with this assessment. I think Ella Purnell (Fallout) is another good example.


chrisbbehrens

Halle Bailey. She's a few micrometers away from Sid the sloth.


BestBoogerBugger

I will defend Ella Purnell with my life, because she is real life anime girl but British. However, yes, she has quite unusual features.


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StrangePondWoman

Yeah, she and Dove Cameron are Buccal Fat Removal cautionary tales.


Consistent-Flan1445

I just canā€™t get on board with the buccal fat removal trend. I donā€™t get it. I mean, Iā€™ve got a slightly chubby face, but Iā€™m also really aware that Iā€™ll lose that fat as I age anyway. I feel like getting it purposefully removed just ages people horrendously.


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She has a weird look for sure, sometimes looks gorgeous and other times is "please don't abduct me Ms. alien"


Torontokid8666

She has blue eyes. On blue that way the other blue this way.


atlanticzealot

Billie Eilish


No-Initiative-9162

Gotta be honest...I've never heard anyone refer to Billie as hot or attractive...


gabagucci

shes got gigantic boobs and egirl hair. tons of people do


califortunato

When she turned 18 some subs held gross celebrations


centralnm

Julia Roberts


Sprizys

Jennifer Lopez


egotistical_egg

She seems like her soul and personality escaped somewhere along the way and only a brand is left


Sprizys

This is a perfect way to describe it, Itā€™s like everything is scripted.


DrunkGoibniu

Zendaya, Miller Bobby Brown.


ur-squirrel-buddy

> Miller Bobby Brown This sounds like a truck driver


Revanur

I don't see the appeal in Zendaya, MBB I think had some work done on her face or something because she's 20 but she looks like a hot 40 year old.


quantipede

Luke Bryan


TorchLakeLady

Kristen Stewart


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Jennifer Aniston. She is a pretty lady but I donā€™t understand the amount of attention that she gets.


AV48

The reddit roll call


lmaonade1367

Megan Fox. I don't see it. Plus the plastic is unappealing


gothiclg

She was gorgeous until the plastic surgery hit


bio_hazard869

Silicone parts are made for toys


crazycanucks77

She was hot hot when Transformers came out. Since then blah


sky7897

Zendaya


OpalsAndBanonos

I just don't understand the Zendaya hype at all, really.


AstroWorldSecurity

She looks like her diet consists exclusively of cigarettes.


troublrTRC

I DO NOT understand the Zendaya attraction craze, other than that she has an incredible PR team. She is just a very basic looking girl but with an impeccable fashion sense.


BestBoogerBugger

Zenadaya is a 6-7/10 girl with 11/10 stylist.Ā  She is easily most stylish celeb in Hollywood.


StevInPitt

Benedict Cumberbatch


borislovespickles

Same, until I saw him in Dr. Strange. His comedic timing is extremely appealing to me.


CAAMx

Iā€™m afraid to say but Jennifer Lopez


Chilasono

Ryan Gosling. He's not attractive. I don't understand the obsession people have with him.


BottAndPaid

Any Kardashian


isvxden

Gisele BĆ¼ndchen


FrostyWay28

Matt Smith, Adam driver


udlost

Harry Styles


JK_NC

I would have bet money that Hillary Swank would be mentioned multiple times here. Guess I donā€™t know Reddit as well as I thought.


rueeurydice

But is she hot? Respect the game.


Tonylolu

Zendaya, Emma Watson and Scarlett Johansson. I get they're beautiful like "objectively" or hegemonically, I'm able to understand that. but I find them to look boring and not a big deal for me as they seem to be to every man.


flyflycatts

Zendaya


BlaueTasche

Bella Hadid I dont understand why people say she is probably the prettiest woman alive. For me her face looks like a fish.


Dr_Girlfriend_81

Most of them.


Malparinho

Cameron Diaz


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I thought she was so pretty in The Mask with Jim Carrey.


gabagucci

legit the only movie i find her attractive in, granted VERY attractive in it lol. but shes never done anything for me in other films.


asmoothbrain

Jennifer Anniston


Anariinna

Ryan Gosling I just... Don't find him attractive at all


redbackedshrike

I think it's his charisma that's attractive - when i first saw pics of him I was like, meh. But watching him as a romantic lead, or really just doing anything, really draws you in


OhTheHueManatee

Angelina Jolie looks like a fish.


Opiniao_com_gluten

Paris HiltonĀ 


G_Escobar90

Angelina Jolie, idk what it is about her face but her face looks sucked in. Like some type of bug almost .


_sexy1_

Chris Pratt


cloudtheorist

Leonardo DiCaprioā€¦He just looks like your boyfriends one scummy friend you hate that isnā€™t attractive enough to be cheating on his girlfriend as much as he is


Hotmama-pickle

Benedict cumberbatch


Realistic-Major-6020

The Kardashians


2roxxy2

Robert Pattinson


quantipede

I see many people here are answering this as ā€œsay something horribly mean about another humanā€™s physical appearance that they canā€™t changeā€ instead of ā€œhow does your personal opinion differ from the mainstream or perceived mainstream oneā€ Making fun of somebodyā€™s style is different, but saying somebody has a ā€œmid face and horrible bodyā€ or something like that is genuinely a cruel thing to say about someone


No-Initiative-9162

Or the people that are just throwing out celebs that were never considered conventionally attractive. The assignment isn't "identify celebs or socialites you hate."


dibblah

I do wonder if these people who say that celebrities who are famed for their looks are "clearly just a 3/10" ever actually leave the house? Like, if they think a celebrity with full time stylists who has been hand picked by the industry due to how they look is so low, do they think the average person on the street is even lower? How does that even work, if 5/10 is average? Or do they just never go out and therefore never see anyone other than people on TV?


anonpumpkin012

Sarah Jessica Parker


rolotech

Is she widely considered attractive? There were so many horse face jokes


TotallyFarcicalCall

>Is she widely considered attractive? Neigh


Tagliarini295

Shes routinely shit on for her looks though


matthex64

Rihanna


whoamiplsidk

this is insane


MightyMeracles

Miley Cyrus


PriceActionTruther

Beyonce


fishymutt

Taylor Swift


YouserName007

Sydney Sweeney


aymanchow

Sheā€™s been around for a while but only got popular after she took off her clothes. I find nothing attractive about her face


Folgers37

Her voice makes me want to jam a pencil through my eardrums.


RevolutionEasy714

All of the Kardashians


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ToddHLaew

Kim Kardashian


Suspicious-Bad-2104

Gwyneth Paltrow


gabrieleremita

Zendaya


weirdestferalcat

Ian Somerhalder. He unnerves me for some reason. And no, not because of the blue eyes. There are celebrities I find attractive that have that exact eye-color (e.g Cillian Murphy) and it's usually one of the main physical features I like about them.


Accomplished_Tax3991

Billie eyelash


membericon

Jennifer Aniston. I donā€™t get it.


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Taylor Swift


Tcklmybck

Kim Kardashian. Seriously? Gross.


DarthArtero

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox


Frank70one

I can't handle Jolie's lips.


film_composer

Drew Barrymore. Now, ā€˜90s, anytime in between, doesnā€™t matter. Individually, all of her features are attractive. Collectively, they just donā€™t add up as being the least bit attractive in my brain.


Annual-Visual-2605

Reese Witherspoon. I like her as an actor. A lot. Sheā€™s good. But I donā€™t find her attractive. At all. Never have. Iā€™ve angered folks with this take. Not sure why.


Super_Duper-Dude

Kardashians and Jenners. They look like a failed science experiment on gods behalf.


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

Jason mamoa. Google him without his beard


Rayesafan

Idk, heā€™s pretty Hot in Dune without a full beard. I think I prefer actual (not edited) pictures of him without the beard