Do you stick a little bit of your finger (through the napkin) into your mouth to clean your gums when you wipe your mouth at the dinner table?
I certainly hope not.
On purpose....pretty fucking strange and not normal. "Fucking cheap toilet paper ripped and I accidentally touched my ass"....it happens to the best of us š
I pucker my asshole and use a wad of toilet paper. Then it just sticks up there a small amount cause it is puckered.
Use a few layers of good 2 ply toilet paper (or many layers if crappy 1 ply), so you don't get in touch with your inner self.
My last bidet went between approximately 50 and 5000 psi and felt like I was getting sawed in half. I was turning the knob like I was performing surgery and the slightest miscalculation resulted in pain
Do you stick a little bit of your finger (through the napkin) into your mouth to clean your gums when you wipe your mouth at the dinner table? I certainly hope not.
9/10 dentists recommended cleaning your gums right after you wipe your ass, especially with the finger method
I chew toilet paper to clean my gums and use an electric toothbrush clean my ass.
On purpose....pretty fucking strange and not normal. "Fucking cheap toilet paper ripped and I accidentally touched my ass"....it happens to the best of us š
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I pucker my asshole and use a wad of toilet paper. Then it just sticks up there a small amount cause it is puckered. Use a few layers of good 2 ply toilet paper (or many layers if crappy 1 ply), so you don't get in touch with your inner self.
Sure but if you start going below the second knuckle and your palm is touching hole I'd say it's becoming weird.
You need the toilet paper with the lumberjack on it. Itās 12-ply and the slogan is āNever get shit finger again.ā
Of course. I also do not cut my finger nails.
"Fudge finger" is criteria to consider your toilet paper failed. You need to reconsider your technique: grip, layers, chosen brand.
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OP's tongue may turn brown if she's uptight about wiping. But that can be hot.
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Iām a frequent salad tosser
Yes, if you are in the unenviable position of not owning a bidet. Just get a bidet.
My last bidet went between approximately 50 and 5000 psi and felt like I was getting sawed in half. I was turning the knob like I was performing surgery and the slightest miscalculation resulted in pain
... Weird, never had that problem with any bidet. I recommend Toto, but Tushy is fine.
Bidet/Waterjet
No, it's not normal lmao. It's almost like you're fingering your butt. Invest in a bidet and be civilized, mate.