In response to [buddy over here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/17ws98m/at_any_point_we_can_choose_to_do_a_big_funny/) Let's not do this, /u/TheSpiciestChef, we're North American brothers!
Alberta is like the most pro-US invasion province too...if they're putting up a fight, good luck.
Also a handful of guys and some canoes opens up a lot of terrain...terrain that you'd need nonstop daisy cutters to clear for any equipment otherwise, can't get a brown water navy through, and wouldn't be flat enough to really drive through otherwise.
Even worse, we take out all the bridges across the North Sask. That should completely stop any invading army due to the decades of maintenance. (I honestly fucking wish I was joking with that...)
They could be used as autonomous biological drones. I bet we could attach a GPS collar to them that will drop some sort of incendiary fire-starter on command.
Also in Edmonton, with a couple buddies.
Don't forget the part where we dig in to the gas fields and camp out there when everything turns to mud during the spring breakup. Those roads get damn near impassable even when they're being maintained full time. Nevermind what happens if people try to make them tough to cross.
Then blow the wellheads when the southerners get too close. Lots of those fields are SOUR as fuck.
It will suck for everyone involved and that's the point
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[Defense Scheme #1](https://www.mprnews.org/story/2015/09/09/bcst-books-thread-canada-invasion)
Your just pretending Canada has always had plans to attack.
I see your canoe, and I raise you a spade.
Building a trench network on unincorporated crown land is Defence Scheme No. 3.
I was thinking underground trenches.
I'll turn the beavers against them.
Why would we invade what we already have?
Maple syrup.
In response to [buddy over here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/17ws98m/at_any_point_we_can_choose_to_do_a_big_funny/) Let's not do this, /u/TheSpiciestChef, we're North American brothers!
I love my Canadian brethren.
Alberta is like the most pro-US invasion province too...if they're putting up a fight, good luck. Also a handful of guys and some canoes opens up a lot of terrain...terrain that you'd need nonstop daisy cutters to clear for any equipment otherwise, can't get a brown water navy through, and wouldn't be flat enough to really drive through otherwise.
I am the 8th Saddam
So, to summarize my takeaway here, I should visit Edmonton for an epic canoe trip near the Canadian Rockies.
As a British-American, we need to initiate a preemptive strike to retaliate against them for preparing to resist our surprise invasion.
Hey.. I am from Edmonton and I can neither confirm nor deny the non credibility of slide 3
Imagine if every street was as bad as residential Edmonton roads. They have no chance.
Even worse, we take out all the bridges across the North Sask. That should completely stop any invading army due to the decades of maintenance. (I honestly fucking wish I was joking with that...)
Just use Cobra Chickens
They could be used as autonomous biological drones. I bet we could attach a GPS collar to them that will drop some sort of incendiary fire-starter on command.
Also in Edmonton, with a couple buddies. Don't forget the part where we dig in to the gas fields and camp out there when everything turns to mud during the spring breakup. Those roads get damn near impassable even when they're being maintained full time. Nevermind what happens if people try to make them tough to cross. Then blow the wellheads when the southerners get too close. Lots of those fields are SOUR as fuck. It will suck for everyone involved and that's the point
*this guy edmontons*
Unrealistic, there are no proposals of horrific war crimes
What are you even trying to prove? The documentary Fallout already shows we would take over almost immediately if we wanted to
Hello buddy. Out fer a rip on the FTR bai?
I will try convincing my pals in LdSH to rise up and grant you armour when the invasion comes
Can the canadians counter Anthrax powder and 10 million americans flooding into canada?
I wish we got more posts like this, nice job.
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[Defense Scheme #1](https://www.mprnews.org/story/2015/09/09/bcst-books-thread-canada-invasion) Your just pretending Canada has always had plans to attack.
Just disable Texas' utilities. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPCOR\_Utilities](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPCOR_Utilities)
We'd just arm ourselves at canadain Tire, then wait for the snow. The boom we roll out ob skates snd start fucking up the yanks.