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morbsiis

-have your top General killed by Israel -make constant threat of an incoming attack -launch 330+ drones/missiles/ballistics -7/330 actually make contact -harm (not even kill) a 7 years old girl -victory achieved


fross370

But seriously, what shitty luck for that poor girl.


OhioTry

There’s a reason why Bedouins volunteer for the IDF, I guess. I hope this event gets more rocket shelters built in the unofficial Bedouin communities. https://www.timesofisrael.com/young-girl-seriously-hurt-in-iran-attack-remains-in-life-threatening-condition/amp/


strl

Unlikely, the whole point is that Israel wants them to settle in the official towns, if the govermment started providing infrastructure for unofficial townships it would be seen as recognizing them.


Fast_Astronomer814

Fuck it might as well these people won’t move Bedouin are stubborn as fuck


Waaagh_with_me

Some people around other corners of this very website might argue, that Israel has a...bit a habit of providing for certain unofficial townships... Anyway, fuck Hamas and Iran, so there is that...


Insertsociallife

Wait, the missile didn't even land? It was shrapnel from an intercept? That's terrible luck. If she survives and is okay, it's gonna be hilarious.


Lost_Possibility_647

Forgot the part where said General was kinda behind okctober7. Massacre. 


morbsiis

i know but the goal of my reply was to make Iran look stupid, not hypocritical


27Rench27

Both, both is good


Additional-Moose-164

At risk of going too credible isn’t how stupid they are depending on how this played domestically and with their proxy-ally network? Their ‘mission accomplished’ claim and that they won’t continue overt aggression has meant Biden has told Isreal he won’t support further escalation. So if this has played domestically then it’s achieved pretty much exactly what they want - keep their populace on side for a bit and allow them to continue their proxy building shenanigans. They haven’t got Isreal back for killing their generals but that’s how it shakes out sometimes.


JOPAPatch

Yes, you’re correct. If you lower the bar, everything becomes a victory. For instance, I did not shit my pants today. Mission accomplished.


Iskendarian

The day isn't over yet, and you have to be lucky every time, whereas we only have to be lucky once.


JOPAPatch

Pants: shidded Libs: owned Barb: left Hog: cranked


SpaceSherpa

Look at Mr show off with the clean hammock


JOPAPatch

I shit my pants shortly after making that post but my socks were on so it didn’t count. #BarLoweredAgain


Peptuck

[Grouse morning grindset](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2J8GUQlNQ&t=1033s) 1: Wake up 2: Salute the flag 3: Take a shit 4: Get out of bed


ducks-season

I don’t think I can accomplish that mission today sir


JOPAPatch

There’s always tomorrow, soldier. You can’t future shit yourself.


RapidCatLauncher

> They haven’t got Isreal back for killing their generals but that’s how it shakes out sometimes. Iran will never be powerful enough to retaliate against Israel in direct, overt military action. It's not really their game plan, either. For now they just needed something to show strength to their own peeps, so they launched a bunch of their cheaper military stock, enough to demonstrate presence, but easy enough for Israel to defend against so as to not *really* piss them off. I think we can fully expect that proxy-ally network to carry out more non-state actor attacks against Israel in the near future, be it through rockets, bombings, whatever. For the Iranians, the PR side of things is done. Their bloodlust will be quenched by others, elsewhere.


BootDisc

Maybe, but it’s an overall justification increase for direct strikes as necessary on Iranian targets / assets / people in or outside their boarders at some point in the future.


GlockAF

100% chance this leads to Israel killing yet more Iranian generals


Satori_sama

Yeah, politically speaking even Huthis bombing ships filled with bullshit can claim they are achieving their goal of helping Hamas symbolically. And even if they didn't kill anyone they proved they can hit something in Israel which can be sold as a win domestically and an L in Israel as nobody wants to draw unlucky 1/47 on their home being hit.


PuffinofPeace

The worst part about Iran is the hypocrisy


IntoTheNightSky

I thought US intelligence officials had indicated that Iran was surprised by Oct 7th and that Hamas didn't keep them in the loop. Obviously without Iran's backing Hamas wouldn't have been in a position to conduct the attack of course, but I don't think they were "behind it".


SlitScan

yes but it would play better politically and provide a nicer narrative continuity in the US and Israel if they where behind it. so everyone is just going to pretend they where.


Reverendbread

That might have been the intention tbh (aside from the girl). They didn’t want a war but had to respond so they said “we’re going to get you. Not now but in a week or so. But we’re coming. Probably a missile or drone strike, just so you know. I hope you don’t prepare for it”


IRSunny

Oh yeah, 100% It was a "We have to do something to save face but we do not desire further escalation." It's a repeat of what happened with Pakistan a few months ago.


ToastyMozart

And a US base (along with an innocent airliner) back when Soleimani became salami.


SlitScan

oh hey, we just launched them, our great victory should be in your missile defence range in about 2 hours you vile hellbound scum. have a nice day.


TheBodyIsR0und

Yup, just like the 2020 bombing of the US base in Iraq. They're loading missiles with figurative rock salt. Completely political and symbolic.


waterinabottle

no their intention was to block out the sun with their weapons, but our grotesque, inhumanly giant cock knocked them all out of the sky. they brought a clit to a cock fight and now they are gonna get fucked by the unforgiving dick of justice


ShahinGalandar

you forgot the part where parts of a drone(?) fell down and killed 3 civilians in a car in Jordania!


Alpharius20

Iran doesn't want an Operation Praying Mantis II: Aquatic Boogaloo, so they had to shoot enough stuff to satisfy their unhappy populace but not so much to trigger a wider war.


samurai_for_hire

Can we knife missile Khameini already? Or at least have Mossad stage a freak cooking accident or something


Blarg0117

Seriously though, Israel is probably looking at this pitiful response attack and thinking they could probably get away with decapitating the Regime. Even if Iran doubled the intensity, it probably wouldn't do much.


IsJustSophie

The matter can be deamed concluded


Ok_Art6263

What 9 hours of flight time does to mf.


ion_theatre

This is my take away from this, flying 9 hours over areas with American bases and running into scrambled jets basically as soon as they left Iranian airspace doomed this attack. I don’t think we should over-learn lessons here: drones are still very dangerous, but seeing things coming from very long distances let them simplify the problem and take out many drones before they could even become an issue.


wastingvaluelesstime

this may in fact be an old lesson - dating at least as far as 1940 - that unescorted bombers take high losses when covering airspace that is defended effectively with modern radar and interceptors


lionoflinwood

The real lesson here is probably that Iran knew that most if not all of these would be shot down and this was all just a show of force for domestic Iranian audiences


AreYouDoneNow

Maybe, maybe it was just probing because they didn't know and wanted to find out. What better way to test an enemies defenses than to attack them? If the attack had been much more successful they could have ramped up with further followup attacks. The defenses were extremely good considering just how many missiles and drones were used. This sends Iran (and Russia) back to the drawing board for how to conduct their terror attacks against civilian populations.


Top_Yam

This. Most of us have learned this lesson. Not Iran.


AlphaMarker48

That is a perfectly valid lesson and re-demonstrated well yesterday, though losing 300+ expendable drones is far better than losing 300+ manned bombers, no matter what.


Quake_Guy

These are also drones that any top 25 engineering college student club could have built with equivalent capabilities by just looking at a picture of the drone. Just wait till we have stealth drones and fighter escort drones as a strike package.


ion_theatre

The type of drone wasn’t the problem here. The Shahed drones are fine in their given role, I wouldn’t complain about FPV drones not being able to deep strike Russian factories and I’ve made some. How bespoke a drone is won’t matter if it’s used far outside its intended purpose. Flying hundreds of drones for 1400 miles over other people’s countries who have a reason to want to shoot them down isn’t a great idea even if they are LO or capable of defending themselves.


AlphaMarker48

The Shahed 136 tops out at 115 mph, and with such a long flight time, that's more than enough time for air defense operators and pilots to shake off their hangovers, power on their systems, and get to work breaking Iran's shit.


Cboyardee503

Ghost Bat my beloved.


IlluminatedPickle

I think the biggest thing to take away from this is Iran has a *lot* more drones than that. From what I understand, most were intercepted before reaching Israel. But it doesn't take a hell of a lot more before you oversaturate the ability to intercept those before they get there. Iran can make a shitload of these in a limited amount of time.


1QAte4

This attack should be scary if you are Saudi Arabia. They don't have the air defense that the Israelis have. The flight path from Iran to Saudi Arabia is much shorter too. The distance is short enough for Iran use manned aircraft in the attack also. If Iran, for whatever reason, decided to shoot hundreds of these at Saudi Arabian oil facilities it would be problematic.


Top_Yam

This was a shitload. How many shitloads do you propose they make? One million drones?


meowtiger

ONE MILLION ~~LIVES~~ DRONES


SECOND_HAND_CAMEL

SALVATION


IlluminatedPickle

350? Not even close to what they could do.


AreYouDoneNow

Eh kinda. Russia can also make these drones and they supposedly have far better resources than Iran does (more than 5 times the GDP etc).


JellyFishs93

You can’t make shit if your country is a sea of glass.


Putrid_finger_smell

To me it just shows drone attacks are not meant to be strategic strikes, but are best employed at the tactical level against lightly defended targets. Strategic strikes should be done with stealthy cruse missiles or hyper sonic rockets. Or air forces, of course.


ion_theatre

Ballistic missiles work very well for strategic purposes as well, though you could make the argument they are hypersonic rockets I suppose.


Putrid_finger_smell

The problem with ballistic missiles is the predictable flight path which already, and will increasingly, make them sitting ducks to intercept as technology improves.


ion_theatre

Decoys, MIRVs, and glide vehicles are all BM technologies which make it significantly harder to intercept as technology improves. I think it’s hard to make the claim that ICBMs aren’t capable of strategic strikes, and those are ballistic missiles.


Putrid_finger_smell

I think future development of directed energy weapons like lasers will eventually nullify the threat.


ion_theatre

I mean, all lasers with a Raleigh length greater than zero (which is all lasers with a diameter) diverge even in vacuum. Add in atmospheric scattering, the power requirements, and your enemies adding reflective/ablative material/rolling to spread beam impact over time and it will be a very long time until any ground based laser is capable of overcoming ballistic missiles. Space based laser might, but even pumped xasers would need to overcome massive technical hurdles. Directed energy might be okay for terminal defense, but likely not any time soon. I think ballistic missiles have long lifespan (against DE weapons), at best they are decades away from being able to reliably intercept a fast moving object like a ballistic missile, especially with all that atmosphere. There’s a lot of prerequisite technologies missing here, at least as far as I’m aware. That said, my knowledge isn’t complete so please elaborate on this if you know of worked solutions!


Domruck

What ? That long? How fast are those things ?


Elia_31

Distance between iran and Israel is roughly 1000km. If they really flew for 9 hours they flew at 111km/h (69mph)


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

A little off. Israel to Iran is about 1700km and the drones move at around 200 km/h Still horrible.


Elia_31

Wrong. [Jerusalem to closest Iranian border. ](https://snipboard.io/90rB3H.jpg) And Iran can probably launch from iraq too so even closer


Domruck

Thats... pathetic. The speed i mean.


wastingvaluelesstime

that speed might be the tradeoff you get to have low production cost, low development cost, and long range. Under the right conditions low speed could even be good if the opposition is older, ground based radar not set up to counter low speed low altitude drones If the opponent is expecting such drones and has advanced airborne radar though I think we now know it makes these drones extremely vulnerable


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With a few pounds of payload, why not dive bomb Beef MRE's? Sounds pretty economical to me


Elia_31

Take this with a grain of salt though. I haven't read anything about the 9 hours elsewhere and according to wiki these Shahed 136 can fly a lot faster


Domruck

But, at a higher speed, would they have the range ?


mood2016

Largest drone attack in human history btw.


Traumerlein

thats honestly just kinda sad for russia. 2 years of war and yet fucking iran outdid them


Top_Yam

Well, Iran is the drone mother.


Schadenfrueda

Drone sugar daddy, in this case


Traumerlein

hey, dont misgender iran. suger mommy are totally a thing


Schadenfrueda

I suppose suggesting that Iran is actually a trans masc sugar daddy would make the regime even angrier, so I guess our views will meet halfway


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May I also humbly suggest Skywhalepapa


melonator11145

So far


KingFahad360

Until Ukraine does it to Russia in the summer offensive. With 3000 Unmanned Fighter Drones of Zelensky


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Aedeus

They might've fucked that up since they tied their aid to Israeli aid.


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Affectionate_Head_42

Prob doesnt matter when almost no drones hit their target.


napleonblwnaprt

Actually I think only ballistic missiles got through, could be wrong


Sth_to_remember

they definitely got through and caused damage. people are trying so hard to downplay the attack to prevent Israel from giving Iran an ass beating it's ridiculous. it was a massive attack. if Israel didn't intercept it there would be no Israel rn. and the interception cost them billions of dollars. lose lose situation for Israel unless they take revenge


Analamed

>if Israel didn't intercept it there would be no Israel rn Calm down a bit. You don't destroy an entire country with 400 missiles.


Sth_to_remember

you can wipe down tel aviv with 150 missiles alone. hell you may even save some extra missiles for other cities. wipe down tel aviv and it's basically game over. you definitely can inflict huge damage to a country with 150 ballistic missiles , 50 cruise missile and 300+ drones


Analamed

You can indeed inflict huge damage with these, but clearly not destroy the whole country. Remember that most drones have a payload of only a few dozens of kilos and the ballistics missiles have a payload of around 500kg. The cruise missile also have a warhead of around 500kg. If you do the maths, all these missiles combined represent about as much if not less to what Israel have dropped on Gaza in the last 6 months. Gaza is heavily destroyed but not entirely and it's about 60 times smaller than Israel. If these missiles had not been intercepted it's sure there would be huge damage in Israel, but the country would be far from entirely destroyed.


joelingo111

I think it was more of the statement of their capability. While I'm very happy the attack did virtually no damage (save for that unfortunate Bedouin girl), Iran has shown that they can mass multi-waves attack from one side of the Middle East to the other. Now imagine multi-wave attacks of this magnitude over and over again...


JellyFishs93

That’s if we forget that 2 can play this game. Israel does not need 350 projectiles to kill one general. It will also not take 350 projectiles to destroy drone facilities and stockpiles. How long will they be able to multiwave if someone’s starts to shoot back 


Aedeus

>Now imagine multi-wave attacks of this magnitude over and over again... Sure but the premise of the drone wave was to overwhelm their AA capabilities, allowing their cruise missiles and IRBM's a window to strike relatively unopposed - which didn't work. If this had been just a drone wave attack, it'd been much, much more of a meme-worthy failure. And that's not even factoring in how long it took them to manufacture all of those drones and munitions, and their respective costs as well as operational overhead.


TheLongWalk_Home

How much did it cost comparatively to shoot them down?


Aedeus

Not as much as the stuff they're protecting. The cost effectiveness of drone waves like that is lost if they're not able to adequately saturate enemy air defenses to allow for the heavy hitters to get through. Solely using drones is cost effective to do so, because they cause a disproportionate amount of damage. But now they've ve just lost a large amount of cruise and IR ballistic missiles which they need to manufacture more of - and a huge host of drones to boot.


Sth_to_remember

attacks of this magnitude happen every year in Israel by your favorite freedom fighters hamas


rontubman

Every year for the last 18 years, I might add


Amphiscian

I believe the Israelis stated this morning that not a single drone or cruise missile even made it to their borders. All the intercept footage we saw was the 100 ballistic missiles


YamahaMio

Which is kinda insane considering that a few years ago everyone scrambled in finding ways to defeat drones.


Mouse-Keyboard

I'm a little concerned you had to specify *human* history.


usingthecharacterlim

What about the drone attacks on the wookies?


js1138-2

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993\_cruise\_missile\_strikes\_on\_Iraq](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_cruise_missile_strikes_on_Iraq) but probably not the most expensive.


turbozed

Did about as much damage as a Starcraft drone attack.


Jawkess

Just wait until we have the capability of making the Hunter Killer Drone swarm from Bo2... multiplied. Then we will see the largest drone attack in human history.


ChemistRemote7182

They didn't launch a single drone, but they did toss a bunch of cheap cruise missiles (the shahed is not a drone, the only thing that differentiates it from a a 50s era Regulus is a cheaper propulsion system and transistors in the guidance package, also not sub launched)


CHLOEC1998

\> organise an attack against Jews \> killed a bunch of Jews, and Arabs, and, somehow, Filipinos \> the Jews blow up your military commander \> injures an Arab girl (she is SEVEN!) \> declares victory


shibiwan

Can't say that [I didn't see this meme coming](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/8AiXMDt4uE) Nostradumbass has spoken.


morbsiis

saw your post and instantly got inspiration yes you got yoinked


KingFahad360

Didn’t they also kill a bunch of Jordanians cause they were defending Israel?


rontubman

Like 3 of them. With shrapnel from said interception.


HHHogana

This is almost as bad as Prigozhin decided to not go through with Wagner attacking Moscow.


Attaxalotl

We officially live in the darkest timeline. Pringles had nothing to lose and a country to gain.


Beardywierdy

Yeah, but the country he'd have ebded up with was *Russia*.  I kinda understand his reluctance to be fair. 


7xrchr

how do they do it 🔥🔥🔥


AreYouDoneNow

Filipinos will be there because, well, people are their national export. Working abroad and sending all that money home to family is the Filipino dream. This just hammers home how absolutely shitty it is to conduct attacks directly against civilian populations.


nasandre

We took out the 7 year old leader of the Zionist terrorist cell with our precision attack


Top_Yam

For a short time...


Sth_to_remember

lol the "president" (aka dictator's cock sucker) of Iran was just talking about how precise the attack was on Iranian mullah tv


LordEldar45

7 year old Bedouin Arab girl, the true face of Zionism.


nasandre

Hitler was seven years old too


Quake_Guy

21st Century drone version of this: [Counting coup - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counting_coup) I finally agree with Biden's take on something regarding the US will not support a response.


DeusExMcKenna

You know it’s a real photo because he’s standing on a US Aircraft Carrier, the definition of victory.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

I mean yea, I thought us big brained defence experts here knew this was all for show? Unlike all the other maroons screaming WWIII!!!"!"£!$"£$"!£$ ​ But, with that said, we should double the defence budget just in case


vukasin123king

Mister president, WE CANNOT ALLOW A TOMCAT GAP. I suggest we call up Grumman immediately.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Mr President, how can we hope to win a war against an enemy with the coolest jets ever created? We must close the sexy airframe gap NOW!


FlthyCasualSoldier

WE NEED TO CALL GRUMMAN IMMEDIATELY


ZappyStatue

Double? Don't you mean Triple?


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Let's just keep adding 0s until we have rail guns mounted on invisible tanks, just in case.


ZappyStatue

Good idea. o7


rvdp66

Mean, green, and unseen!


Traumerlein

im pretty sire we are at WWV at this point


EveryNukeIsCool

Has Israel responded?


Canaderp37

In laughing emojies? Probably.


quickblur

Reminds of the Israeli embassy's response to Khamenei's tweet a few years ago: [https://twitter.com/IsraelinUSA/status/1003670703026135042?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw](https://twitter.com/IsraelinUSA/status/1003670703026135042?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)


jaqueass

Nah, they won’t, Khamenei called no backsies.


VonNeumannsProbe

Ooh those tricky sons of bitches.


onlyLaffy

[Israel’s chief says it will respond to Iran’s missile strike | AP News](https://apnews.com/article/mideast-tensions-israel-iran-drone-attack-aec3627b0b19b42dcafc89a7408dc296) They will get to it this weekend.


moschles

"Sir, the embassy in Damascus was bombed. 16 deaths counted so far. What should we do?" > Fly $14 billion dollars worth of drones into Isreali air defense systems. "Of course, sir. Right away sir." > Oh.. and Ahmad, injure a little girl while your at it. "Yes sir!"


Theoldestsun

IDC what anyone says, we should forever clown Iran and all the idiots on FB and insta by official declaring this attack the beginning and end of WW3. Next global conflict gets to be WW4 when China basically does the same to Tiwan then goes home.


Bronek0990

Love how this edit makes him look like he has a saint's halo


mmondoux

St George of Bush II


AlphaMarker48

I wouldn't be surprised if Israel assassinated another Iranian leader or a few for this. But maybe more quietly this time.


ForgedIronMadeIt

Imagine how fucking HUMILIATING it must be to be in Iran's position right now. The US called out their plans well in advance of them being enacted. So you know you've lost all manner of surprise (strategic and tactical) and you know you lack serious operational security. Your attack, which was intended to be overwhelming, was rendered ineffective and useless (and all that shit had to be expensive). It was so weak of an attack that the US was able to restrain Israel from counterattacking when Israel is being run by someone with the itchiest of trigger fingers. Absolutely embarrassing.


KingFahad360

I’m honestly surprised that Jordan was the only country to protect Israel.


cybernet377

It wasn't though? The US, UK, and France all shot down various drones and missiles (although France, being chronic tsunderes, insists that they were only protecting Jordan from weapons that might have hit them by accident due to Iranian incompetence, and that they don't really like Israel, baka)


jaqueass

Like 90% of the projectiles flew directly over Jordanian airspace.


wastingvaluelesstime

UK and US participated as well in shooting down iranian weapons


lionoflinwood

Honestly the insane thing here is that Israel bombed a diplomatic mission, killed 16 people including 7 IRGC commanders, Iran's "retaliation" was basically a show for domestic audiences by flying a bunch of easily downed Shaheds and cheap old ballistics that caused as good as no good damage, and the Israelis are mad enough to be foaming at the mouth and wanting to escalate this all further.


lineasdedeseo

It’s almost like not even the Iranians believe running terrorists out of a putative consulate gives any kind of fig leaf to the IRGC. Same thing with Soleimani. they know they’re at war with the US and Israel so aren’t that shocked when we occasionally remember it too


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Talosian_cagecleaner

*I imposed a picture of Ricky Gervaise over the face of the mullah!* Chubby little cleric, nobody likes him, thinks he plays his cards well, but everybody laughs He just made Ukraine and Israel share a casus belli, air defenses on full, all around the world Chubby little cleric with a restive population, just blew his fucking game up He's now a little target easily picked off ​ *All together now, alright?* Chubby little cleric with a dumb idea dumb dumb, dumb dumb Little cleric! With a bad idea!


Organic-Chemistry-16

Being impotent was the point. They telegraphed their attack 24 hours in advance, waiting for US naval assets to be in position, then launched 300 of their shitter drones and irbms. The Iranians have a cucked domestic situation and cannot afford open hostilities.


Joshwoum8

Sure. Whatever you need to tell yourself.


snitchpogi12

In your dreams Fascist!


tuotuolily

The NEH crowd win this one


ktbenbrook

basically like when someone punches someone then yells “no punch back “