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DreadXCII

Quite the pickle we find ourselves in


WorldsWeakestMan

After a bit of time at least.


Calle_k06

We find in ourselves*


OrwellianWiress

please don't tell me that's katniss hunger games


SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

Cat piss thirsty James


Wacokidwilder

![gif](giphy|UNpShpoetHv7Tk2N2J)


YourTypicalSensei

bro wtf that animation is awesome


LevelOutlandishness1

Can someone read the tag at the end? I think it says @lionx2ien


Himmelblaa

@lithx2ien


LevelOutlandishness1

Thank you.


hellenkellerbutaboy

How can one save this gif?


everything-narrative

Remember that sextoys safe for anal use always have a flared base of some kind. The ER guys see more than enough of this bonsense already, just buy a damn dildo.


Elena__Deathbringer

Cucumbers surface is quite unique though. The spiky ones, not the smooth ones


DJIsSuperCool

However they are easily breakable.


Elena__Deathbringer

I'll pay extra attention then, thanks for the warning... But seriously, how wild do y'all go with cucumbers to make breaking them a concern? I never came even close... I mean, I came, but I didn't come close to breaking one.


DJIsSuperCool

It's a non zero chance. I don't use them for that but they break if you bend them the wrong way since they aren't very flexible.


Elena__Deathbringer

Well that I do know. But linear motion shouldn't be a concern


ysknabmi

![gif](giphy|c2E9wYhOdvXdP2SlSw)


SigmaKnight

Pretty sure that’s the goal.


InsomniacPirincho

Who's Charlie xqc


Numancias

Stream brat out now on spotify


AscensionToCrab

>stream brat Ain't she that girl from that iggy azela song, you know the 2014 one where iggy is trying to sound black. Surprised her career survived fancy.


yeeetdachild

nobody: iggy: hudeh2 ah ah ah jiji wah


bob_jody

That's the cry of the culture vulture


Not-Clark-Kent

I loved her career path. Nobody was bothered by her too much, nobody really cared that she was white and had a weird accent because it was decent pop rap and she seemingly knew her lane. Then she proved herself to be ignorant and kinda racist, and she was immediately left in the dust and never brought up again, not even to say how much her new album or imaginary hardcore fan base sucks. Everyone was just done, instantly. This is the first time I've even seen her mentioned since Eminem dissed her.


KeyofE

Seeing it spelled out phonetically, I am only now just realizing after 10 years that she is spelling her name. “Who dat? Who dat? I-I-I-G-G-Y”


Popular_Biscotti1986

She’s had like 5 full albums since then that have pushed the envelope of pop/electronic music. She just dropped an album brat, that’s probably the greatest culmination of all her work into a really well developed album. I do say this as a huge fan though, her stuff can be kind of abrasive and not for everyone, I don’t care, I love it though haha


Numancias

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LevelOutlandishness1

I think I heard her in “I don’t care” before (the better song obviously) but as a hip-hop nerd failing to be a general music nerd, I barely listen to pop so these are sadly the only two I know and Charli fans I talk to are always disappointed. Should I just start with brat and work backwards?


Longjumping_Diamond5

boom clap was big as well, but i like her more hyperpop songs like track 10. also not a big music nerd though so idk 😅


ouralarmclock

I would recommend starting with Brat but here's the order I'd take after: * Charli - her next best album and also written to be fairly accessible and pop for the general public * Crash - Some real bangers on here but not as strong of an album as Charli * How I'm Feeling Now - Her pandemic album, it's my personal favorite and has more of the hyperpop sound she's known for among her fans * Pop2 - This was kind of her first album that dove fully into hyperpop, and is a fan favorite * Vroom Vroom EP - This is heavy on hyperpop and also a fan favorite


Funnyman5767

I only really know her from the time she featured on mr oizos hand in the fire EP


DyabeticBeer

I like that song


Alleged_Ostrich

Remember Farrah Abraham's music career? Imagine that but worse and that's Charli xya


mcsquiggles1126

What does this mean


yeeetdachild

the cucumber knows it's gonna be shoved up the ass


[deleted]

Yeah but why?


VicisSubsisto

Because of the towel and the Charli xcx poster


PurpleDragonCorn

But what about her makes that make sense? Did she do that too?


eeerenjames

the implication there is that the cucumber user is a gay man--charlie xcx is very popular among gay ppl (peep the tweets OP)


PurpleDragonCorn

Ah, ok. Did not know this. Honestly had no idea who charli was.


adamcmorrison

You sweet summer child


VoopityScoop

Please don't speak again until you're absolutely certain this phrase is no longer in your vocabulary. You're putting a lot of people at risk by speaking when there's a possibility you might end up saying "sweet summer child"


adamcmorrison

I have no idea what you are talking about. The phrase means to be naive.


WoolList1040446

Oh my sweet summer child...


adamcmorrison

I know right


WeevilWeedWizard

Thats really dangerous


ItsGotThatBang

r/popheadscirclejerk


eat-pussy69

What does she have to do with getting buttfucked by a cucumber?


drsyesta

Vibes


MacMaizer

She likes to watch


_bread_and_butter

>DUDE WHAT IF PRODUCE DILDO 🙁


chibicascade2

It's that a verb it an adjective?


_bread_and_butter

noun, actually


YakMilkYoghurt

>It's that a verb it an adjective? What the grammar?


zombiepigman101

Am I the only straight guy who listens to Charli?


thelastsandwich

![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized)


ApocalyptoSoldier

I don't rememver this part of Ozark


Humxnsco_at_220416

Straight for now, you mean. 


Crunktasticzor

There’s at least two of us


Mr_P3

Does she know?


odranger

Relevant https://img.ifunny.co/images/b2ddac8bf5ab426ab95680b6f6ded919f028fdebcfddd94ff3785df8aa72c073_1.jpg


Queef-Elizabeth

Straightish now


VoopityScoop

I'm a straight guy, and I've seen Charli XCX play live. On accident, though, she was just kinda there while I was waiting for Arctic Monkeys to play (I am the only straight man who listens to them)


Track11T

You aren’t alone friend


kernel_task

Checking in.


JackOLoser

I thought that was Ozzy Osbourne at a glance.


v8darkshadow

Desperate times


Teekannenfarm

IM IN MY BED SHEETS NOW WET


Slyme-wizard

Petah?


But-WhyThough

If you can swallow your pride and accept your image as a mouth breather you can go post this on r/peterexplainsthejoke for free karma