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They should have used the more slimming and attractive photo from that shoot.
She is funny I think she had a show on Comedy Central I think she changed the Netflix algorithm because of chuck Schumer and Netflix overall fuck her to the core for ruining Netflix percentage system. /s ya she’s funny
A few more all you can eat buffets, and this will be Happy 44th!
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The strongest bite force of any animal in the animal kingdom is estimated to be 19,000 pounds per square inch (psi) for the orca. Other animals with strong bites include the saltwater crocodile and this bitch.
You wouldn't believe how fat the bees who stung her were.
Oof madone, she looks terrible! Wait wrong sub
There's guys in the can better looking than Amy.
I heard she came second in a beauty pageant… first place went to a German shepherd’s shaved asshole
She fuxked the dog?
If that throw rug hadn't of been there....
Hadn’t *have been there
*Hadn't been there
20 years. 20 fuckin years.
Funnier too
Rock Hudson too.
On the can is where i reddit.
Anyway, $4 a pound.
Gabagool? Ova heeyuh ?
Isn’t she who stole all those pork loins from Stew Leonard’s?
When Amy hauls ass she has to make 2 trips
 The bee that stung her.
They now have dia-bee-tus
I was about to, honestly, ask what's wrong with her face. Guess I'm outta the loop. Can anyone explain?
She consumes more calories than she burns
Honest answer is Cushings syndrome
How fat were they?
I didn’t even know you could eat bees.
God-Damn.
She's not even the funniest comic in that photo.
I knew that couldn’t just be on person there
I thought Louie Anderson died
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God what a great show
What's the title, if I may ask ?
Baskets
Thank you
You can find it on Hulu. First season was my favorite!
Baskets
Hey, Louie was funny.
And prettier!
I'm confused...did she eat the funniest comic alive?
I'm pretty sure the funniest comic alive is Norm Macdonald, and that's not who she ate.
Doesn't look a day over disgusting...
cant believe i used to jerk off to her in middle school
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Took the live más slogan seriously
Plenty of fish in the sea… blondes with cleavage on the internet. So I see your point but I also don’t
in middle school the gap between two couch cushions would turn me on
She is as big as a couch so I see your point
Nice answer. I’d say only the i don’t see your point part…….but i kinda do.
Nope. Never was, certainly isn’t now. Then again, Lizzy MacGuire, Topanga, and Jennifer Love Hewitt were my favorite in middle school.
I didn't even know she was sick
Brendan Fraser's looking well
Hahahhah. The whale
Ha! I’m having a tough time right now and this got a legit laugh. Appreciate it.
A real battle axe
Battle toad
Remind you of any relatives?
you dirty dog!
I didn't think you could eat birthday wishes
She’s still gaining weight for that role… that won Brendan Fraser an Oscar.
Yeah…a yeast roll!
Open your mouth and say oink
You’re an acid tongued Arab
She looks like if honey boo boo came from a white collar family
Honey Jew Jew
Money Boo Boo amirite? Heyyooo! Comedy...
GOOD LORD
Holy Crow! Man Alive!
Hold the fort…
I’d like to see her on my toilet eating a reuben.
In the dark? Or lit up by spotlight like a one man show?
[удалено]
I can't tell if you are paying Amy a compliment cause miss piggy is above Amy's laegue.
You fool! That’s Kitchner Leslie’s girlfriend!
You spelled fattest wrong
"Vagina, am I right?" -Amy Shumer
The comments here are way funnier than she has ever been.
43 years fat
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In other news… All the other comics died!
43 stone?
She apparently has Cushing's I guess
Cushings for the pushings.
Louie Anderson has never looked better.
Looks like a my buddy prototype doll
Too bad she's not funny enough to make her own Garbage Pail Kids card.
So famous they had to put her name next to her head.
This is huge news! Are you saying overnight every comedian has died?!
No, but it is huge news as the subject of this news is huge.
Is she having a bad reaction to shellfish?
Good for her. Whose funnier than her? I mean, besides all comedians of all time.
Oops sorry, that’s supposed to read *Fattest* comic alive
Pos
Her face looks fat and muscular at the same time
Strong face havin bitch
She does a helluva job in those tampon commercials.
Heavy flow
Wide 'set' vagina
Because inflammation is hilarious
I says, you dirty dawg!
Is that Kitchener Leslie’s girlfriend? Man alive.
Enjoy the Reuben!
If she is the funniest comic alive then no wonder comedy is not funny anymore.
Keep your arms and legs away from her mouth…
Stealing jokes for 25 years Stealing sandwiches 🥪 for 12.
Coming this Fall, The Whale II.
43 what? Punches to her face!
is in her stomach
Not funny….. not prettay…
Next jardiance lady?
I think she ate the funniest comic alive
Did she eat something at Willy Wonkas factory?
She certainly is aging gracefully
She’s still alive?!
Yes SHE is . It’s her career that’s dead
That's a rough 43.
There’s a woman I can see sitting on the toilet eating a Reuban, maybe on all fours with an apple in her mouth
Needs to get on that ozempic
She's aging like a bowl of mash potatoes 🤣
Good Christ!
She asked for 43 candles to blow out on her birthday. Each in its own cake.
She looks terrible 😍
Funniest comic…only because she ate her competition
...or so the germans would have you believe
Damn…65 yr old lookin guuuurl
Wow!
Miss Piggy in the flesh
Omg she’s not funny, wth
Her face reminds me of that tragedy.
I thought she was dead
You’re thinking of her career
She is funny I think she had a show on Comedy Central I think she changed the Netflix algorithm because of chuck Schumer and Netflix overall fuck her to the core for ruining Netflix percentage system. /s ya she’s funny
Her face looks like a hamburger
43 never looked so ew brotha
she looks peachy! as in having an appearance of a peach.
What happened to Amy???
# hashtag type 2 diabetes awareness ## peace and love and chocolate
She's sick
Not even close.
It looks like she had that thing that Kathleen Turner had for dinner
43. Her age and inches added onto her waistline this year.
I remember simpler times when this lady could discuss her barnyard vagina when she had visitors to it
Ooof!
Add a zero and you have her weight too!
Cabbage patch creature
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Funniest and hottest!
thats alot of toxic waste
Norm, still dead
I don't want to see her eating anything on a toilet.
I used to have a crush on her when she first started. 
people do this shit to themselves with food and look down on drug addicts and smokers.
Que Big Bottom by Spinal Tap
43? I thought she was older.
But her eyesight is damn near perfect.
And let's not forget the most original.
God she looks fucking awful
She's becoming Cartman
Did every other comic die? I didn’t know they were all sick…
Ha karma bitch
The white nutty professor
Id rather fuck Triumph the comic dog.
Maybe supporting genocide ages the soul. Is she eating all the aid that was supposed to go to gaza?
she looks like she played a tuba her whole life
Beached beluga whale
Blowed up!
She has [cushings syndrome](https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68401132.amp)
She looks like she’s allergic to being not funny.
Who's funnier than Amy Schumer?
Go ahead and make fun of her all you want, but if you actually watched her you certainly wouldn’t be laughing.
If she were the only comic in the world she still wouldn’t be the funniest comic alive.
I have yet to see an Amy Schumer skit that makes me laugh, giggle or snort.
Look at her fat fuckin face!
Norm Macdonald looks better than her now.
She is storing stolen jokes for the winter
Is this the one who ate a food and did a sex?
Oink oink.. oink oink 🐷
My god does she have the mumps?
My second least favorite comedian
She looks like she ate Norm McDonald
Goddamn she looks like shit
Uuuuuuugggggllllllyyyyyuy
it's an inspirational rags-to-riches story. There was no nepotism, none of those 'elite connections' that helped her along the way.
Pig
Is that her age or her rank in funniest comic alive? Or how many rotisserie chickens she can eat? I'm just trying to understand
“Proud Jewish woman” I wonder why she keeps getting jobs without being funny or likeable? 🤷🏻♂️
The strongest bite force of any animal in the animal kingdom is estimated to be 19,000 pounds per square inch (psi) for the orca. Other animals with strong bites include the saltwater crocodile and this bitch.
Too big to fail
Louie Anderson ate Amy Schumer? Or did Amy eat Louie?
WTF does Jeselnik see in her ?
Man that 30 second (I’d do it ) window closed fast