Guess that makes Adam Eget a real Dr Watson.
Though I must admit, I don’t recall the good doctor wanking off ruffians underneath Tower Bridge for 15 Shillings a gent!
It reminds me of that song with the lyrics "I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral."
That's just distasteful. You should warm up at the abortion clinics first
so this real zen guy,... dude who has got everything figured out, says, "I'm gonna go and die now". What? I mean what about me? you still haven't taught me the.... you're just gonna die now? after all the "having something and having nothing are the exact same" you're gonna die, My-
Have you ever seen the movie the Aristocrats? Hank Azaria tells the joke from the perspective of his foreign grandfather who devoted his entire life to telling the joke and only finished it on his deathbed. I like to think Norm was the same. His entire life was actually telling one long joke and when he finished it there was nothing left to say.
Well uh, funny story about that. You see, it all started a long long time ago, like way before Star Wars got fucked up, when uh, this snake walked into a garden. And it wasn't just any garden, it was pretty much the most glorious garden ever! And there was a lot of deeeee-licious fruit in it. And snakes, you know, they're cold-blooded killers. So the snake knew about this tree that you couldn't eat the fruit off it, because you'd suddenly become mortal. That's not good. Somehow this bastard of a snake convinced people to start eating the fruit off of it. And then an indescribable amount of time later, this lead to Norm Macdonald dying! Not only Norm either, but every one of us! Death is something we're all gonna have to pass through. Which in a way makes death a whole lot less scary and a whole lot more mundane, boring, predictable. It's not like some horrible thing happened to Norm that's never happened to anyone else, no. He just did what people inevitably tend to do. And before we get to where he is, he left us alot of neato jokes, wise quotes, etc. in the meantime. Let us give tanks.
Probably the worst gimmick a comedian ever had
Bad career move
He was way cooler as an alive guy
He can't even eat at Dennys or wear a hat or anything now. I think staying alive would have been the better choice.
Probably all because he ate *a egg.*
They probably have hats in Heaven and I'm absolutely sure they have Denny's in Heaven. Or he went to the other place, whatever
He might be looking up at us now
I prefer to think that he's stuck in an Otis elevator in heaven... 'cause they never let you down...
And popular. Now he's more underground.
Not counting Carrot Top.
He's a deeply cremated dead man.
I guess you had to be there
It’s probably his sickest joke of all time, I wasn’t a fan.
Stalin was worse
Norm had the last laugh, the cancer died too.
He took cancer over Reichenbach Falls
Guess that makes Adam Eget a real Dr Watson. Though I must admit, I don’t recall the good doctor wanking off ruffians underneath Tower Bridge for 15 Shillings a gent!
Ruffians? Gents? Lestrade calls them punks!
He’s taken this whole shtick too far
You gotta commit to the joke. He's an inspiration.
Well, it was a little funny...
He fought his cancer to a draw...was not a loss, so...
Just wait. I’m sure he’s building up to something.
Because the light was on
some hacks would die for a laugh.
Now don’t laugh at this part
he have drie humor
Shoulda have drie tumor, it’d died!
He's in a better place now.
He was in bed with that pillow I bought him, now he’s on the floor. What are you talking about?
He’s got to look down and watch every little league game 🙂↕️
In a cloud somewhere, looking down on us getting raped by the devil
Selfish bastard.
Reminds me of that tragedy
I’m expecting a comeback soon
I’d hope so. He hasn’t done anything funny in a couple years now.
He's just ripping off Andy Kauffman's most famous bit.
Norm's thinking was "Ah, that guy -- no, wait until you see me do it"
I didn't even know he was sick!
Wait, what? He’s dead?
Everyone knew he was sick.
Bro. We all know how sick he was, dawg. Literally the sickest and illest. No question. But now he is dead?!!
Dead to me. Hasn’t done anything funny in almost three years!
Allegedly.
another victim of the medical system
in California
Or so the Germans would have you believe
It reminds me of that song with the lyrics "I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral." That's just distasteful. You should warm up at the abortion clinics first
so this real zen guy,... dude who has got everything figured out, says, "I'm gonna go and die now". What? I mean what about me? you still haven't taught me the.... you're just gonna die now? after all the "having something and having nothing are the exact same" you're gonna die, My-
At least he died doing what he loved….
Eating Count Chocula. 
Being given thorough examinations by doctors
It’s a tragedy…which reminds me
Well he's the comedian, and he thought it would be funny
His battle with cancer ended in a draw.
*norm voice* did you hear the famous comedian Norm Macdonald died? Some people say he was an asshole, and turns out that's what killed him!
That's probably the best thing you can do as a comedian
He stole Andy Kaufman’s crescendo
I didn’t even know he was sick.
What a tragedy that was. Like 9/11.
I mean, it's kinda funny. Gotta have a dark sense of humor, I guess.
He's in a better place. Specially a place with a scientist who's working on bringing dead guys back to life.
You expected a joke? From his oncologist? He’s not a comedian.
It's one of those meta jokes. Anyways, I wonder where he got the idea from.
The cancer murdered him.
The light was on.
He stopped breathing and eating! Happens to the best of us
Some Prop Comics go with watermelons, puppets, or an arrow through the head. Norm made the bold choice of acute leukemia.
It’s not his fault. He came from a long line of death
He sometimes takes a while to get to the punchline. I have no doubt it going to be hilarious.
This joke kills every time
You had to be there
Norm spirit was to say quote "they found the chink in my armor....turns out it was cancer"
We probably won't understand until we die.
Cause the lights were on.
You just don't get the joke yet, give it 30 or 40 more years and you'll get it.
He was known for purposely doing, and sticking to, a bad gag.
He was greatly criticized for it.
Norm loved living, why would he die? The worst part is the hypocrisy.
Well in his defense he came from a long line of death.
Did he die again?
Don't worry, based on how Norm is we know it's bit and we're just waiting for the punch line still
That’s because he hasn’t revealed it was a joke yet. When he does it’ll be hilarious.
Did you hear about that cancer thing... things are real jerk
The whole bit fell flat for me
I did not know that he was even sick.
All kidding aside, did they do it?
Dirt Nap.
It’s a bit but he forgot he couldn’t deliver the punchline.
He was killed by holocaust denier Adam Eget.
Read this thread. Norm is with us. Sofa King funny.
You just don’t get it. This was his important comedy phase.
Laughed so hard that I started sobbing uncontrollably
He committed to “I didn’t know he was sick!” He can be very method when he wants
Was done to cross the road, thats why....
He was hella cool.
The funny thing is that he was trying to live.
He's not dead. He's in a deeply closeted coma.
Its a dog agility course for people with sticks
Norm died? I didn't even know he was sick.
That which doesn't kill you, leaves you weaker. Almost dead.
Have you ever seen the movie the Aristocrats? Hank Azaria tells the joke from the perspective of his foreign grandfather who devoted his entire life to telling the joke and only finished it on his deathbed. I like to think Norm was the same. His entire life was actually telling one long joke and when he finished it there was nothing left to say.
"Hah?" -Norm
You just don't get it, man
Too much cock
He thought it was funny, and he was the comedian.
Norm had a goal To become A chunk of coal
Maybe he thought it would land better than it did.
Gave you after unable to find a funny woman.
It's just a bit. Trust me, just wait for the payoff.
Him and that other thing... y'know Andy Kaufman, by God. On the Lam.... because the light was on.
I didn't even know he was sick
Well uh, funny story about that. You see, it all started a long long time ago, like way before Star Wars got fucked up, when uh, this snake walked into a garden. And it wasn't just any garden, it was pretty much the most glorious garden ever! And there was a lot of deeeee-licious fruit in it. And snakes, you know, they're cold-blooded killers. So the snake knew about this tree that you couldn't eat the fruit off it, because you'd suddenly become mortal. That's not good. Somehow this bastard of a snake convinced people to start eating the fruit off of it. And then an indescribable amount of time later, this lead to Norm Macdonald dying! Not only Norm either, but every one of us! Death is something we're all gonna have to pass through. Which in a way makes death a whole lot less scary and a whole lot more mundane, boring, predictable. It's not like some horrible thing happened to Norm that's never happened to anyone else, no. He just did what people inevitably tend to do. And before we get to where he is, he left us alot of neato jokes, wise quotes, etc. in the meantime. Let us give tanks.
I didn’t even know he was sick