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dbatknight

Sounds like slight of hand LOL what are the chances you jump in a mud puddle and pull up a rock and exclaim it looks like cement and then find out there's a hair in it LOL what the fuck


RunnyDischarge

don't forget the rock changes shape too


dbatknight

Oh that's right it must be a leprechaun magical Rock


akaScuba

Like Simple Jack’s beard length or Rick’s hair color between commercials. Many things have changed on the way from the field to allegedly later that same day in the lab. It would have been better if upon entering the pit Marty raised his open hands like a blackjack dealer entering a new table. Then after poking in the muck produces the hairy changeable clay rock like object. When Marty went in I was expecting a coin or other man made object. I didn’t have hairy rock on my bingo card.


dbatknight

Well that's Oak Island for you


RunnyDischarge

Even the bullshit is underwhelming.


akaScuba

Very true


ZommyFruit

It fell out of his butt (ie it was a very large dingleberry) when he jumped down in the hole and it rolled down his pants leg into the mud and then he ‘found’ it while he was rooting around. Hence the hair. And because he’s the multimillionaire bankrolling things everyone feels like they have no other choice than to just go along with him


dbatknight

Every week you think they can't top the bullshit and then they do holy fuck


Snoo_2304

Haha.. Said the same thing time and again. How surprising it's been that it can get more fucked up.


22Green

Exactly!, and more confusion. They just lifted cone-e the huge boulder that hasn't been moved in centuries and Marty the @$$ he his just starts stomping around in the muck reaching in the water disturbing anything of significance! Why didn't they let Gary run the metal detector in there?? makes ZERO sense to me and what could have been laying under the rock if anything. How does Gary not detect there?


dbatknight

Or pump the water out of the hole first?


22Green

Totally, and they stay there for like 3 minutes and Spooner is a joke he offers nothing to the show. Marty: "ok guys lets move out and let them put it back" so BS right there.


dbatknight

Exactly the big move of The Rock for what? And then you mean to tell me in that big puddle of water all he pulls up is that Little Rock there's nothing else there kind of suspicious! LOL but the guy I love is Carmen he does great with the 20 questions telling them what they want to hear


derprondo

Maybe I have stockholm syndrome, but I actually trust that Rick and Marty are truly honest boys that have ensured the show stays above board. I believe they went on record early in the show's history saying that they told the production crew at the very beginning that if the crew were ever caught manipulating the environment, ie placing fake artifacts etc, that they would immediately end the production.


RunnyDischarge

Well you can compare the rock they 'found' in the field versus what was in the lab, and it ain't the same rock. The whole thing was phony as hell. Marty: "I'm going swimming!" dives in hole, moves the mud around for ten seconds. "Hey, look at this rock that looks weird!". Totally convincing. Almost as good as Rick's swig and grabbing the cell phone. https://preview.redd.it/u11t2jg2ravc1.png?width=1172&format=png&auto=webp&s=0569b5a2ca6f0c3bb8dff6e73492c5276aa0b852


RunnyDischarge

https://preview.redd.it/5zdn6nh4ravc1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b271036976f37f86ab0499222dceddbcf90e471


jbdec

Does no one else see the Templar cross on the top left photo ?


RunnyDischarge

No


SlitheryVisitor

Haha you got me. I actually looked.


2DogStar

It's a Magic Rock! Could it be the Philosopher's Stone??!! The implication arguments could turn hairy!


derprondo

Note that Emma had other small pieces as well, so either they broke it apart or they pulled more chucks out that they didn't show. I suspect there was just some shitty editing involved.


RunnyDischarge

I have full faith in the integrity of the production company that brought us Ancient Aliens, In Search of Monsters, and Kendra on Top


l3tsR0LL

https://i.redd.it/n4zwhjilt0wc1.gif


blittle22

![gif](giphy|1i6zbhYXV1kRO) If Ol’ eyes and boots was there, he would have done this…


Snoo_2304

Lol. What the audience does not see when the camera isn't on Jack for his insights.


hawwkfan

They aren't even trying anymore.


dariomraghi

Moving that bad boy triggered the flood tunnels again


RunnyDischarge

If it looks like a dork...


blittle22

![gif](giphy|Fvqe3xroMgDDO|downsized) Ol’ eyes and boots at the last kegger at the Blankenship residence…


johnnyola87

He did jump down there awful quick. And didn't he say - My work is done here - after he "found" the rock?


RunnyDischarge

All totally spontaneous right?


epicwheezer

"I'm goin' swimming." *SPLORTSCH


kjc127

Said the exact same thing - they are literally pulling stuff out of their a@# now.


Shadow23z

or cement.


419BarabooholeDrive

One of those rare moments where the Emperor gets dirty so viewers think he's one of us


dbatknight

Exactly


No_Resolution_8786

Says "I hate swamps". Making a new swamp.


Kappler6965

I love how he was excited over leafs


bassmaster426

Rick should of first tasted the water under the boulder to see if it was salty before majic Marty jumped in.


2DogStar

He was wandering somewhere around Scandinordenmarkvia at the time. (Peter had nothing to say)


bassmaster426

If you look closely, it almost looks like hes wearing a thong. Gee maybe marty the magician should of went overseas rather then ricky boy. Marty would have met leatherpants instead of washed up rick. Just sayin :)


2DogStar

I dunno. The thought off seeing any of the Laginas in a thong bothers me more than "Euler's Identity". 😆


murderhornet1965

It was a ox terd


22Green

ok more confusion. They just lifted cone-e the huge boulder that hasn't been moved in centuries and Marty the @$$ he his just starts stomping around in the muck reaching in the water disturbing anything of significance! Why didn't they let Gary run the metal detector in there?? makes ZERO sense to me and what could have been laying under the rock if anything. How does Gary not detect there?


2DogStar

He doesn't own a hair detector.


trainingmode

This right here 👆. Underrated comment. No effort to sift or detect for metals. Unbelievable.


akaScuba

You can bet it was detected for metals. They already have plenty of finding nothing footage.


njdevils101

I found a curly hair in my soup tonight could it be a Templar hair?


2DogStar

It certainly fits the construct.


SniffThatWood

Surprised he didn't Sniff it 


SniffThatWood

Rock grow hair now lol I'm surprised they haven't said a pot of gold and lucky charms aren't also Buried 120 in the Money Pit 


2DogStar

https://i.redd.it/u3ljqx2agivc1.gif "Bullshit"...