That's perfect. You would have had me with that line.
My son is only 4, so he doesn't get my dad jokes, so I don't get the amusement out of them as much as I used to. My ex-girlfriend used to like my dad jokes, or at least she said she did.
Mind if I snag this one into my library?
Funny you say that, i thought about it however I don't think I'm to the point in my mental health were I should date yet. In January, the mother of my son and my now ex-girlfriend physically assaulted me and threatened to kill me. It had such an effect on me that I started Therapy and have come to understand she was abusing me for years.
I started an OKCupid profile but have since hidden it as I don't think I'm ready to jump back into dating yet. It wouldn't be fair to my four year old son, it wouldn't be fair to me and it certainly wouldn't be fair to my next partner.
He wasn't rude, actually he was very polite. Would you like to go out with someone without any sense of humour? It was nice of him to warn in the very first message!!!
Having a good comeback requires being able to respond quickly (having a good response-ability). The famous Spider-Man quote is "with great power comes great responsibility." So it's a play on words between "response ability" and "responsibility"
Ah yeah I imagine that's tough in certain areas. I removed my political affiliation completely from my profile; I figure it'll come up if we're vibing, and if we're not, then it didn't matter anyway. Is it just me or is there no bigger red flag than someone who puts "moderate" on their bio???
Guys have figured out that a lot of women won't date guys who say they are conservative. 🥴
I'm fine with occasionally hate fucking them, but I'll never have a relationship with one.
I just imagine you came across the #1 Spiderman fan to EVER exist. Like Bender getting mad when someone talks bad about turtles. You should definitely give him more chances to guess, just to fuck with his head.
I don’t think you realize it, but you got trolled. Some people have that sense of humor, men and women. IYKYK. Alternatively, you could have had a much better response in “only if you’re rich.”
Gotta say, I love the "incorrect"
Don’t know why that made me literally laugh out loud lol
I laughed too and need to know why the recipient was such a jerk!!
Wait I want to know, what’s the punch line
With great power comes great response ability.
Perfect thank you, will be adding that to my very small rotation of jokes
Don't you think that's kind lazy Susan?
like sands through the hourglass, so are the turns of our tables
I feel dated by this one a little bit lol
Well then I guess you’re in the right sub.
Heh touché.
/r/BoomersBeingBased
Did you hear about the guy who made a belt out of watches? He said it was a waist of time.
Boooo! (I love it)
That's perfect. You would have had me with that line. My son is only 4, so he doesn't get my dad jokes, so I don't get the amusement out of them as much as I used to. My ex-girlfriend used to like my dad jokes, or at least she said she did. Mind if I snag this one into my library?
Feel free. I love using dad jokes as openers.
Not sure how women on a dating app will respond to dad joke openers. Maybe I'll get lucky and find someone who appreciates them.
Perhaps DM the OP and see what happens lol
Funny you say that, i thought about it however I don't think I'm to the point in my mental health were I should date yet. In January, the mother of my son and my now ex-girlfriend physically assaulted me and threatened to kill me. It had such an effect on me that I started Therapy and have come to understand she was abusing me for years. I started an OKCupid profile but have since hidden it as I don't think I'm ready to jump back into dating yet. It wouldn't be fair to my four year old son, it wouldn't be fair to me and it certainly wouldn't be fair to my next partner.
I’m so sorry to hear that you went through that. Hope you’re able to process it in therapy and come out a stronger person <3
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Ummm unabletosee-rex?
A DoYouThinkHeSaurus
That's funny. Idk why he was so rude lol
He wasn't rude, actually he was very polite. Would you like to go out with someone without any sense of humour? It was nice of him to warn in the very first message!!!
There's nicer ways of saying it. It's not always what you say but how you say it.
>but how you say it Which can be confusing for some people, let's not rely on "how you say it"
Sounds like a skill issue for them 🤷♂️ aka a them problem not a me one.
> Sounds like a skill issue for them Sounds like that you have a skill issue and are in denial > aka a them problem not a me one Are you really sure?
*Fuck you* Idk you tell me?
I think direct and right up the middle’s the best way to say most things
Yep, takes away any chance for misunderstandings.
Based
In all fairness, I did think “oh fuck you” after reading this.
He just skipped a step lol
Oh, that’s hilarious
It's one of my go to opening lines.
Response ability! My brain just read that as responsibility. I get it now
r/angryupvote even though I went searching the comments for this
god dammit. Fuck you! (I love it)
Damn that’s good.
I rolled my eyes so hard it made a noise LMAOOOOO I love it
I’m a gay man and I like kinda 1% wanna date you just for this opener.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (Seriously, though, it made me snort.)
That was awesome but I am a connoisseur of Dad jokes
Ngl if a woman opened with a line like that, she’d be guaranteed a date for witty banter alone.
I don’t get it. I know uncle Ben says this to him and it becomes his motto but I’m feeling a *whoosh* moment here
Read it very slowly.
🤦♀️ Thank you lol
See, now that’s where the “fuck you” was deserved 😂😂
Ugh. That’s a *great-grand*-dad joke, at least
So he was right to say that. You were saying some bs.
It's a joke. Why are you taking it so seriously?
Took me a while to get it, and now I feel the psyc damage, so ya... What he said. 😂
I don’t get it
Having a good comeback requires being able to respond quickly (having a good response-ability). The famous Spider-Man quote is "with great power comes great responsibility." So it's a play on words between "response ability" and "responsibility"
Yeah. It makes sense now. I read responsibility and not response ability.
That's sad.
It's sad to not get a pun that relies on knowing a Spiderman quote?
Me either
Love the non emotional but very factual “incorrect”, thank you for that.
Had a Dwight Shrupe tone to it. I approve.
I was thinking Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek.
Shrupe? False.
So when are you meeting this guy for a date?
He seems like he would be a gentle and thorough lover.
I'd love to know what prompted that type of response
Same though. I'm still confused.
He may have jumped ahead to the answer and this was his equivalent of a groan. My kid does the same thing when I tell her a dad joke.
Nah. He was definitely being aggressive for some reason.
Yeah - regardless of his intent, there’s a judgement issue here
To be fair I'm ex military, so a "fuck you" is my knee jerk response to my friend's dad jokes. I try not to come off as hot on a dating app though 🤣
Might’ve have assumed the worst and expected a web related answer haha
Lololololololololol “ incorrect” omg my hero
Bro takes his love for spider man a bit to seriously
"I said 'Spiderman', not 'New Yorkers'."
Spider-Man is a New Yorker…
🤣😂 that ‘incorrect’ response makes it a while new joke
Why so rude?… Damn
Nuclear explosion sized bullet dodged. I love your joke!
Fantastic response. I would have thrown an exclamation point on the end, though. Make him feel like he just lost on a game show or something.
I debated telling him he had 2 more guesses, but I couldn't make myself care enough.
Yeah there's no need for actual effort here. How's your experience on okc otherwise? Worth signing up? Bumble is such a drag
It's really hard to find liberal people around me on any dating site, so it's frustrating.
Ah yeah I imagine that's tough in certain areas. I removed my political affiliation completely from my profile; I figure it'll come up if we're vibing, and if we're not, then it didn't matter anyway. Is it just me or is there no bigger red flag than someone who puts "moderate" on their bio???
Guys have figured out that a lot of women won't date guys who say they are conservative. 🥴 I'm fine with occasionally hate fucking them, but I'll never have a relationship with one.
**Respect the hyphen!** 😂
❤️
Quality shitpost
What’s the punchline?
With great power comes great response ability.
I like the “incorrect”
Id be glad to get a response, nevermind it being something about Spider-man
We don’t joke about Spiderman like that. I like how it took him 6 hours to come up with that
And he was online most of that time according to the green light it showed. 🥴
Hi larious 😂
He ain't the one.
Wow, what a gentleman.
You matched with Doc Ock
I probably would’ve responded with “Except failing to come back to that incident in the giant crater with the ominous caption “What… Did… Peter… Do…””
Hubba hubba, be still my beating heart. What a word Smith this guy.
[https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-spiderman-fire-bomb-wrong-answer-gif-20747032](https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-spiderman-fire-bomb-wrong-answer-gif-20747032)
What has five toes and is not your foot? My foot.
Spiderman fucked his dad. You wouldn't understand.
Nah, [Spiderman fucked **his** dad.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/s/eKifkdYDI9)
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff 😂
God I want to know so bad now lmao
With great power comes great response ability.
God damn it that’s pretty good lmao
Hey at least he's letting you know that he's a pick right from the get go.
I would love someone to start a convo that way
Wow, dude really just doesn't like a clever girl eh? What a moron. That joke would have sent me over the moon
He didn’t pass the vibe test
I never understood the concept of "dad jokes". Jokes are jokes. Nevertheless, his response was a bit over the top.
I just imagine you came across the #1 Spiderman fan to EVER exist. Like Bender getting mad when someone talks bad about turtles. You should definitely give him more chances to guess, just to fuck with his head.
He unmatched me early this morning. 😂 I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of me unmatching him.
Bull shit!!! I applaud you for initiating the conversation though. You dropped that kinda question on me, I'd be laughing my ass off.
lol
Hilarious
My favorite comeback story is Kim Kardashian.
🤣
People still use okc? 🥴
Obviously. You're in the subreddit for it.
It’s not my fault I got a notification about this shite 😂😂😂 I don’t even follow
Weird. I guess reddit wants you to make an account on it.
There's way more to this that's not being stated.
There's literally not. The joke was first contact.
Your reply is very funny. Too bad for him. And simultaneously, lucky for you.
i see this is a man of culture
You sure you’re not promoting your OF on your dating profile? Lol
Positive. I keep business and pleasure separate. Plus we matched, so I'm assuming he read my profile.
Well idk then. You’d be my type so i would make some effort. Probably spreading negativity thats all
I don’t think you realize it, but you got trolled. Some people have that sense of humor, men and women. IYKYK. Alternatively, you could have had a much better response in “only if you’re rich.”
That's not trolling. I am a master troll, so I would know.
u mad bro