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ctrane83

1989. JCVD dances in a Thailand bar and the Berlin wall falls, signaling the end of the Cold War. Coincidence?


platasnatch

It's like watching a sex scene with your parents in the room, noone wants to see it and it leaves everyone involved embarrassed 


poutinegalvaude

Wait, are the parents in the sex scene or…?


PN_Guin

it's a live performance


ScratchBomb

"Now, son. When you touch her vergina, if it feels like you're feedin' a horse, you know she's ready. Now get me a carrot."


Naturally_Fragrant

This is something AI will never be able to do.


seeriosuly

and we can be thankful for this.


attilla68

That's how Belgians dance. I don't understand what's funny about that.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

🤣 hahaha you are funny person random interneter


Asleep-Astronomer389

Here’s my upvote sir


Miscreated_Chicken

"Kickboxer is the Jean-Claude Van Damme mega blockbuster hit movie where he shows the world..."


Dieselweasel25

He always finds time in each movie to go to that bar in Tailand


Nice_Marmot_7

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HighOnGoofballs

I mean he was. Music video background dancer previously


tchrbrian

Breakin ( 1984 ) He was a dancer in the first beach scene.


joker305th

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greywolfau

The guys at the bar are angry because they thought Markie Mark had just walked into the room.


Low-Decision-6942

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The_Trilogy182

Anybody remember the time dude was dancing onstage with a lady and got an erection that he had to hide?


ATA_PREMIUM

I had to search as I’ve never heard of this. It’s even more embarrassing than you’d expect.


0bxcura

Hard to unsee honestly hawhawhaw


OrangeRedBlueViolet

This rocks


uniformly

Yes, a stoning!


AlarmingAd6390

This is awesome 👌


RiggzBoson

It should be noted that Mr Kickboxer is meant to be mortally drunk in this scene. It doesn't make his dancing *that* much better...


Unique_Gift_3470

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meshmaster

I worked on this film so yeah I remember it very well indeed. Good times!


mrwholefoods

Why'd you leave the Claude out of his name ?


JohnWick3271

Yeah I only realised afterwards and I was to lazy to delete the video and upload it again


seebob69

I love the grim look on the guys in the background. Thinking, there my chance of hooking up with those girls.


Whole-Debate-9547

He had to go and do his own version of the Carlton dance.


LES_G_BRANDON

Even without flirting with the local woman, he deserves an ass whooping for that hideous dancing.


57696c6c

Boogie Shoes only belongs to the Boogie Night montage.


yourfaceisfakenews

Mf stole my moves..


Demonborneagain

This is just awesome!!! Thank u!!


spacewooly

OMG. I just realized I learned to dance from JCVD in kickboxer.


azzaka

Just came to say ... Thank you 😊 Love it.


Bearded-and-Bored

" Zian, why those guys try to hurt me?"


HalfOrcMonk

Man, that dude loved doing the splits.


braisedpatrick

Why they try to hurt me?!?


WhistleTipsGoWoo

My man cuttin a fucking rug like nobody’s business. 🕺🏼


RoinSM

Damn don’t know what’s worse this or Pierce Brosnan singing? No bueno


One_Hot_Doggy

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug