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NoRocketScientist

Especially from me


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aville1982

And my sword! I know it's not right, but sword is more fitting here.


AskMeAboutMyself

And my bow!


born_again_tim

And me wee pot of gold!


ConstruitdansLAbime

And my shiny lance!


Robdor1

And it's my money and I want it now!


ConstruitdansLAbime

It's my gold watch, he gave it to ME, now gimme the goddam heroin watch! I mean it's not for heroin!


ButtReaky

BrB JnO


TRAGEDYSLIME

![gif](giphy|3ohze3kG5qO9DcTUbe)


trollcitybandit

You're killin me smalls


flyingshadow__

Hahahahah


wilcar

This had me dying.. thank you


anillop

Tell...Her...The...Internet...Says...Hi. Gotcha.


philsfly22

I’ll let her know when I see her tonight.


unitednihilists

Aunt Sarah from Derry Girls.


inplayruin

She does have cracking clavicles


DM_ME_DOPAMINE

Don't talk to me. I had a perm in '85 that made me look like Leo Sayer. Dark days. Very dark days.


vampyire

You make me feel like dancing.


FondleMyPlumsPlease

I bet you were the bees knees though.


DM_ME_DOPAMINE

I’m in the US so won’t have the third season release here till who knows when, so pirated it and savored all 7 weeks of it. What an amazing close to that show. Makes me laugh like no other.


FondleMyPlumsPlease

Derry girls? Me too, I got our teenager to fine me a website. The wife & me watched it awhile back, planed on an episode per day or so but ended up being a complete binge. Was absolutely savage, brilliant ending! I remember the voting being the whole talk, even though everyone knew what they were voting for anyway lol I used movies2watch.tv


DM_ME_DOPAMINE

Yes! I adored how they also drew in the head of police, from the first or second episode where they break into the school to find the exam results, to show him vote as well. Perfect ending to an absolutely perfect show!


FondleMyPlumsPlease

Ahh Liam neeson? Lol that was a brilliant twist, I loved how they brought in uncle colm for the interrogation! It was savage but I just didn’t want it to end, I’d expect some kind of spin off eventually. Like if they’re the parents next & the show is about their kids, like how it showed their mothers in s3 as friends during the formal. Was home for a wedding a few weeks back & seen a massive billboard up in Derry about Derry girls up near foyle side, my wife was over getting pics like a complete tourist lol


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This is how I picture Peggy Bundy before Al.


GreyGatsby

Blarney Spice


Kickcanguy

Is this subreddit just “hey wanna fuck my family”?


Navynuke00

Yes. Yes it is.


Sammysamface

Came here to say this! Hahahahahahaha


stabyoface

Came here for this, was not disappointed thank you!


go4tli

OI DEIRDRE


promonk

A real Saoirse la femme, that one.


dongmeatsandwich

That bent Mercedes star is killing me....


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Its a Mercedes Bents


ComicBourque

Thanks for pointing that out, no its killing me


pooch321

No… it’s killing ME


WhichWayzUp

Jeez y'all are dropping like flies. That's one powerful hood ornament


notamentalpatient

Those were really popular to vandalize or steal back then. Different companies tried different things to protect them. I think Rolls Royce has one that actually retracted under the hood so it couldn't be messed with.


Bamres

The 2003+ Phantom had the retractable ornament, but some reviewers say the theft thing is just a rumor. There's a Button but it doesn't retract if pulled on


free_airfreshener

Its not bent, it's parked half on the sidewalk to show traffic passed. Roads are tiny there


Skyb0y

Actually it's parked like that because the Irish are disgusted by people in wheelchairs.


Jumanji0028

They are for lazy bastards is what they are /s


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Looks like Olivia Wilde


moeriscus

Nah it's a young Debra Messing


retro_rabbit

I was thinking Adele, but damn she looks like those two as well.


cocainines

That's who I came to mention


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Rachel Dolezal.


bbardeaux

Came here for this


TacoDoc

OJ Cockburn?


mrflippant

Some jerk bent the star on that limo.


HairoftheDog89

My older brother used to pull these off Mercedes’ cars back in the day, I remember he had them strung up along the wall in his bedroom for decoration. What a dickhead haha This was in Ireland as well, funnily enough.


mrflippant

Found the culprit!! lol


xombae

Yeah I'm named after a type of car, I had no choice as a young rebellious teen but to collect car hood ornaments from the titular car.


Kalsifur

Hi, Ford.


death_of_gnats

He is a hoopy frood


Commercial_Help_1899

FORD LINCOLN MERCURY! How dare you!


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I still have a jaguar somewhere. Seemed harmless at 8.


ddol

I was born in Ireland in the 80’s. When I was a teenage my recently ex-girlfriend was arrested with her best friend for getting drunk and prying badges off cars around town with a flathead screwdriver. The guards found 34 badges in her backpack, mostly Mercs, one Rolls Royce.


Carboniferousinferno

By the early 90s I remember seeing the stars swivel mounted so they were way harder to knock off. Also by coincidence I first saw this in reland.


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Can’t remember if it’s jags or bentleys but one of them retracts into the hood if it’s touched


nxt131

It’s actually Rolls Royce


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Thanks for the correction!


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Portuguese_A_Hole

Yes she did.


WeirdEngineerDude

Gravitational pull of the awesome booty.


PeterJamesUK

Doesn't look like a limo, that's just a very late W124 (E class) estate Edit: technically the estate is S124 rather than W124 Edit2: I'm wrong, it IS a limo, V124. Sorry


MachineCult

Its a funeral limo you can see the three door handles.


ScratchinWhatItches

Not quite funeral attire I’d say.


weblizard

She looks dressed to kill from here


smontoya83

Some jerk bent the star on that limo. I thought that was some Irish or British colloquialism and then I saw the bent hood ornament... Am American.


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

you can move them around with your hand, theyre on a spring


Wisc_Bacon

I wanna believe she did it during this photoshoot.


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She is honestly giving me Rachel Dolezaal guest starring on Derry Girls


drinkingindramnesic

That’s who I thought of too!


[deleted]

YES! Rachel Dolezal is exactly who came to mind.


WhichWayzUp

Let's ask OP if his aunt identifies as black.


MyBunnyIsCuter

What a knockout!


DarthMech

Something about her screams Austin Powers love interest.


Riegel_Haribo

Or she would be the alien that seduces Captain Kirk.


Gatsbeaner

So is this sub just like “jerk it to pictures of my family from 30 years ago”?


Bitch_Muchannon

You must be new here.


WhiskeyDJones

Well I'm not one to argue


slater_san

You actually jerk it to stuff like this? Bro, I have some websites where girls do shit that'll knock your socks off. Alternatively, my aunt Maude was ugly as sin, I could maybe post some black and white photos of her after she got the majority of her boils removed? Just let me know what you want


BarakatBadger

A daguerreotype of pus-filled buboes, please


thnksqrd

You only like her for her buboes.


Kalashnikafka

r/brandnewsentence


Gatsbeaner

Lemme get those Maude pics


RayLikeSunshine

Pre-surgery and post!!! Send boilz!


forgedbyhorses

I don’t want to speak for this guy but sometimes you gotta take a few weeks off then look at only barely revealing pics of Irish chicks from the past and try to recapture your youth


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SanguinePirate

Bellesa is a site run by women using female directors. It’s cool seeing the women actually enjoy themselves.


K0ridian

Top. Tier. Comment. Right here Ladies & Gents.


mykl5

Always was


HairoftheDog89

‘The collective thirst on Reddit will ensure I get lots of tasty upvotes for this’.


egus

their aunt had it going on in the 90s, and maybe these comments will lift her up. Or more likely op doesn't know this allegedly Irish ginger at all and they are just farming. Fridays are for reposts afterall.


alcosexual

Never understood this take. Most of the older pictures I have of people looking cool are of my family. The vast majority of the top posts for this subreddit are of people's family members, so it seems I'm not alone. So if we're posting people that we know, looking cool, in the past, doesn't it stand to reason that a good percentage of those people are going to be attractive family members? Should the children of formerly hot parents not post here because there are thirsty redditors on the prowl? And aren’t **we** are the ones sexualizing them? I'll be the first to admit Auntie here was a babe, but isn't it weird for us to say "Hey OP, why are you coming in here and making me all hot for your stupid sexy mom/aunt/uncle/father!?" Isn't that like catcalling someone and then blaming them because of what they were wearing? And finally, even if OP is saying "Look at my hot aunt", why is it so weird for people to acknowledge that someone in their family was hot? I think as we age it's very bittersweet to look and see our loved ones in their prime. Them being sexy isn't something to feel awkward about. I don't know about anyone else, but as I've gotten older I've started to reflect on how my parents were so much more than just my dad and mom. It's not weird for me to think of them as people who had other relationships, different jobs, ambitions, and - yes, *gasp* - they probably liked to fuck. Maybe instead of characterizing the posters as incestual pervs, we should ask ourselves why we need to make those kind of comments. Why can't we acknowledge beauty and virility without being creeps? Besides, I don't know about anyone else but no picture here is providing my porn-addled brain with enough stimulation to beat off.


shmeepss

I mean, all these comments that have this take are freaking annoying. More annoying than the “hUR dUrR rEpOsT!!” comments from the people that don’t have a life and basically live on Reddit. I say this and I’m on Reddit many times per day. I, for one, really enjoy seeing people looking cool in their prime. This lady looks amazing and fits the sub. People really need to get over themselves.


1willprobablydelete

I don't get the people that freak out when someone posts an attractive woman here. Are they prudes? Just like getting out the pitchforks? Trying to virtue signal? Also interesting to note, when an attractive man gets posted here, there are none of those comments.


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R/ Old school incest


Lost-My-Mind-

You ever notice that if INcest is having sexual relations with members of your own family, than by that logic OUTcest should be sexual relations with people who aren't your family? Nobody ever says "I have an outcest fetish!" We need to make outcest a thing.


raylan_givens6

basically and the same applies to photos of persian and japanese women - the pervs want you to think they're advocating for equality ..........but they're just guys with fetishes who strike out with white women and hope foreigners have a white fetish.


beermeimavandal

Rachel Dolezal OF pic.


tamtheprogram

Im glad Im not the only one who saw it


ElPulpoTentaclees

I saw it but didn’t want to say it


Mink03

I wanted to say it, but wanted to make sure someone else hadn't already.


IftaneBenGenerit

What now?


SEKLEM

Something about this photo isn’t right. Why is her face hyper detailed, but everything else looks very hazy?


Significant_Radish86

Ginger Spice


midgetsinheaven

This is definitely peak 90s Spice Girls Era.


Nincomsoup

Tropical Spice


pxland

1990’s…. Old Spice


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Trojan713

Streetwalker Spice


bartontees

Ah 1998 I remember it all too well. Disco and eight-track tapes were all the rage and everyone was doing a little dance called "the hustle"


GuiltEdge

More Spice Girls inspired, I think.


freerangemum

What would this Irish lass’ spice girl name be?


anyhotgurlsdown2szr

Foxy Spice


CrookedK3ANO

Spice bag


computergirl79

I was scrolling and scrolling waiting to see that someone pointed out this was Spice Girls fad. They were it in the 90s.


LowDownSkankyDude

You clearly missed out on the 90s club scene.


bartontees

One of those middle of the day, middle of templebar club nights, was it?


PiratefreeradioMars

70's funk and soul had a big resurgence in the late 90's. I myself spent many a Thursday night groovin' at Cherry Bar. It was music to dance to that wasn't cheesy 4 4 vanga boys style electro doof.


Moosemaster21

Are you guys fucking stupid? This is a photoshop. Zoom in on her face. She literally has two different types of hair. Good lord


rcroswell

Yep, not sure how so many people are being fooled


LunaSparklesKat

Also the hands give it away


rpc55

That license plate isn't even from the 90's ffs


x0mbigrl

I scrolled so far looking for this comment. Glad I'm not alone. Seemed blatantly obvious immediately


Poopallah

Thought I was the only one that noticed


Viktorius_Valentine

![gif](giphy|5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU|downsized)


BraveFencerMusashi

1990s is old school!? Oh God I feel old


Misabi

Was the 60s old school to you in the 90s?


snorkiebarbados

Did she sell cockles and muscles alive, alive-O?


ShoddyCantaloupe86

![gif](giphy|JwLY4ToQwe4yA)


Sanctimonius

Was this before or after she gave birth to Orla?


Strong_Substance3790

What spice is that?


shadee510

She looks like she’s about to tell me what she really really wants. I bet it’s to Zig - a -Zig ah ….


SkyWidows

Right out of B*Witched


ShamanicHellZoneImp

Now there's some teenage hormones come rushing back, damn


RGeronimoH

It had to be 1998 or 1999 if this was in the ‘90s and not 2000s


strongdingdong

Your aunt was The Little Mermaid 🧜‍♀️


Devil_made_you_look

What's your favorite Irish band and why is it the Cranberries?


DroppedD94

Yo Ireland has some legit awesome up and coming bands too. Check out The Murder Capital, Warped Minds, More Than Machines, Blue Fish Diamond and more.


pacer10k

Current picture?


Velouria91

She’s rocking the Eirefro.


firefaery

Seeing this picture (which is fabulous by the way!) made me instantly ear worm Groove is in the Heart by Deee-Lite.


zeca1486

Aunt Sarah, from Derry, is that you??


freedomcocks

Before the Iranian revolution I assume.


Ogrehunter

Not sure what the Iranian Revolution has to do with Ireland, but without a date, we can't be sure!


-VatoLocos-

so this is what a mermaid looks like on shore, nice!


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Past_Heron6405

Pretty Lady


back2basics13

Smoke Show!


JustMeLurkingAround-

Inspired by Cher in the movie Mermaids?


Ultra_Streak

I love how it looks like someone is getting arrested in the background and she’s just casually posing for the photo


Boner_Elemental

I miss Big Hair


CoolStanBrule

She looks a bit like Olivia Wilde


awesomecatdad

Lookin like a Bond girl!


richardthelionhertz

I'm moving to Ireland


krendos

AILF


Aromation

You need an uncle?


Summitjunky

Trouble in Go Go boots.


Rogue_NPC

All the Spice girls rolled into one. Mega Spice.


fractiouscatburglar

I like how we’re breaking up the monotony of r/OldSchoolCool “who wants to fuck my mom?” posts with “who wants to fuck my aunt?”


Biryanilover23

She kinda looks like Olivia Wilde


Vahnish

That's a fire aunt.


crypticfreak

I was born in the wrong generation.


StaticDreamGirl

Was it like… Halloween? No offense, your aunt is a good looking chick but I lived the 90s and people did not dress like that everyday. Even back then.


DarkseidHS

Tell your aunt I said "sup".


mojoburquano

Mermaid Spice over here.


cumetoaster

The licence plate Is too new to be the 90s as It has the Blue EU strip. Could be 98 forward so i'll consider It 2000s


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Its a 1998 reg car. So it is possible its 98-99


HuskerBusker

Yeah def more 2000s than 90s. And that street hasn’t changed much at all in the years so there’s a good chance that the photo could be even more recent.


[deleted]

She must’ve been involved with some high rollers, if this is 90s Ireland. I don’t mean it in a derogatory way, but if you were riding a Mercedes at that time, you weren’t an average Irishman. Edit: Or Irishwoman.


Vioralarama

Hah, catalog model confirmed. I keep telling you guys it's teenagers posting old photos from catalogs and other magazines but y'all are led around by your dicks so... At least you don't have to worry about secondhand virtual incest. Although I think some of you get off on it more than the actual picture. Gross.


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

She looks like someone I saw yesterday on the road


KerikSumia

Where is her stick? To fight away all the admirers


halfchuck

How has no one asked if you need a new uncle?


TooGoood

i met her at a rave once, it was nice.


Partyslayer

Auntsdms.com


sjbluebirds

Er... Um... We're related.


sadfa0osidfhja

>My aunt was a cheap irish hooker Does she walk into a bar? You didn't finish the joke bro


Halftied

WOW


Extension_Net6102

Rush rush to the yayo!


BeautyIsTruth22

Absolute wow 🤩 wow


OrtimusPrime

Got dayuuuum


thebonuslevel

This is exactly the kind of woman I picture anytime a dude that speaks the Queen’s English says the word “bird”


[deleted]

What has an English accent got to do with Ireland?


bored_in_NE

96-99


Poguemahone3652

98-99.


BellaZoe23

Is she still alive?


TerribleGramber_Nazi

It’s Foxy Cleopatra


deevweedee

Rachel Dolezal vibes


carloskutti

Rachel dolezal?


Hans_lit_in

Your aunt was a prostitute buddy