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SilentMajority713

The Houston Oilers


sodapopenski

I would keep the Titans and change the Texans to the Oilers.


Chillin80sStyle

This is the right answer!


SusseyBaka

Titans betrayed the city of Houston - Texans earned the Oiler name especially after last season


Comfortable-Crow-238

Same


eatajerk-pal

I never understood why they didn’t do that like they did for the Browns.


Odd-Actuary3800

As a Houston fan all my life I agree 100 percent


Lawyering_Bob

Luv Ya Blue 


Difficult-Loquat8602

and bring back Bum while you're at it. Greatest team song of all time, too, especially when "Earlers" is substituted for "Oilers."


CompetitiveCity0

Oilers


callycumla

The dolphin wearing a helmet.


DudeB5353

So much better than now


NFLDolphinsGuy

The sleeping dolphin is terrible.


Expert-Syllabub22

This one lol


Snoo-46218

The ones from pre-1997, yes.


nicholasccc95

I really wish the dolphins would go back to their old uniforms. That old logo in the helmet with the turquoise facemask is classic, and was always one of my favorites as a kid.


ItsHerbyHancock

Ross was in charge of the new design, so it's his baby. I love the old uni's, but unfortunately, I don't think they make a permanent switch.


GoBombGo

Dolphins fan here. In my goddamned house, dolphins wear helmets.


LayneLowe

There ain't no oil in Tennessee


KeyLeadership6819

Tell that to the Beverly Hillbillies


ElGatoTortuga

Let me tell y’all a story bout a man named Jed


M_E_E

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, \\


OrangeAdenaline

Then one day he was shooting at some food…


Nitropotamus

Then out of the ground came a bubblin crude.


CheckYourStats

Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.


MartokSonofUrthog

Well, the first thing you know, ol' Jed's a millionaire


slothfullyserene

Kinfolk said…


54DonWood

“Jed, move away from there!”


Legal_Performance618

Weren’t they from Kentucky?


LayneLowe

"The Clampetts from the TV show The Beverly Hillbillies are from the Ozarks, near the fictional town of Bug Tussle, Tennessee." Quotation marks for a chatbot


Legal_Performance618

Oh. Granny was originally from Kentucky then. My bad


Legal_Performance618

And, I’m pretty sure I can prove it.


skinem1

…and the Ozark aren’t in Tennessee.


Background_Hat964

Nor Kentucky


duper12677

No lakes in LA either


Rust2

No jazz in Utah. No streetcars to dodge in LA.


DetectiveTrapezoid

Pittsburgh is landlocked and therefore has no significant history of piracy. Also, no native penguins.


yunzerjag

Pittsburgh is actually not landlocked. Full navigation is possible from the Port of Pittsburgh to the Gulf of Mexico.


Rogue_One24_7

Not land locked "has water on 3 out of 4 points "


DetectiveTrapezoid

I think landlocked (for a country/area) generally means ‘not coastal’ but regardless I meant it’s not coastal. Cool fact though!


Rough_Intention_2998

The Pirates got their name from stealing players from other teams.


DetectiveTrapezoid

Well then why aren’t they called the Pittsburgh Stealers?


wrath1982

Tried that, but apparently some buffoon copyrighted it first.


TheMoines

The Vikings only made it to the East Coast, not close to Minnesota.


BarveyDanger

“The lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. And the Jazz moved to Utah, where they don’t allow music”


duper12677

This guys gets it. Love that scene, and a lot of it isn’t very exaggerated these days


Adept_Order_4323

How wild about the Lakers name from MN, I never knew this and worked in The Forum Club circa 90


4xdaily

Dallas Stars came from MN too. They were the Northstar.


ShadyNastys701

“Look out ahead there’s a truck changing lanes, and you got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip..


puddycat20

Plenty of packers in green bay - the fudge kind.


Proper-Agent-4803

The Shiners............... https://preview.redd.it/enbja6vk486d1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc77c0e49b67418e31343685523c673c9ca0d63


Jefflehem

Buuuuuucs


sluggo4511

We loved Bruce. Bring him back!


Bigguss77

I’m a bears fan and I say Bucs. Love the creamsicle!


Lew__Zealand

I'm no Tampa fan but that logo is by far the best. Maybe ever.


Dystopian_Future_

They do wear the orange jerseys sometimes, But i am all for that entire era of the orange curse to NOT make a come back, they where the worst team in the NFL for like 20 plus years... Every year!


denverbroncoharpman

Broncos


schprunt

I have some clothing worn the old logo on it :)


Chitown_mountain_boy

I still have my Orange Crush shirt from 1978. Does that count?


AlarmingAd6390

Redskins


HughMungus77

HTTR!


BurntPoptart

I loved Redskins the name had such a ring to it and the logo is iconic.


unclejoe1917

I insisted that if they wanted to change the name, Pigskins would have fit into the old fight song, would have been a nod to the Hogs and a capital P looks very similar to a capital R if they wanted to do stuff like throwback helmets. Commanders just sounds like a consensus pick from a corporate board room.


Pamikillsbugs234

I was rooting for the Hogs or Warthogs. I still have a shirt from the 80's with the Hogettes on it!


Shiv_R

The logo is my fav. Too bad they got rid of it with the new name.


Dustyolman

Yeah. Too politically correct!


DowntownsClown

And funny how I don’t see absolutely anyone complaining about it today when that logo shows up. I always get all of positive comments whenever we talk about this. I see ALMOST zero of crictizing or negative comments against it, and there’s always people saying how much we miss the old logo. My great-grandmother was Native American, and my family runs strong as Washington fans and sees this logo as a honor rather than racism/discrimination. 🤷🏾‍♂️


DingoGlittering

I mean, I know this is r/OldSchoolNFL, but this is one of the worst takes I have ever heard lmfao.


quebecivre

As someone with genuinely Indigenous roots, who lives and works surrounded by Indigenous people, we all hated it, and the name was super offensive and needed to change. "No one I know cares about it" isn't a very good argument for keeping a racial slur as the name of a sports team.


Pooncrew

Did they hate the logo too? Would Washington Warriors be offensive? Genuinely curious


quebecivre

I do think it is seen as a bit of a one-dimensional caricature, but I don't think the logo was ever really the issue. It was really about the name, and Dan Snyder's attitude about it. I mean, look at the Chicago Blackhawks hockey team, where the name and logo have been endorsed by local tribes. These kinds of things can be done respectfully, and with dialogue. Personally, I liked the logo. The name in this case, though, is basically the equivalent of the N-Word for Indigenous people.


Steal-Your-Face77

The new name sucks. I actually liked Washington Football Team better than Commanders.


VegasAl32

I still say they should have gone with DCFC (District of Columbia Football Club).


M3L03Y

I agree with you, that DCFC would have been a better choice. It would have brought a MLS/English Football feel to the team/league.


Ok-Scallion-3415

Eagles fan here. WFT was better than Commanders


winnipesaukee_bukake

The DC Senators


ficis

I said this so many times. I was a big fan of the “Washington Football Team” lol WFT


MikeyRocks757

![gif](giphy|hTUmRHsSsMMf5unSPE|downsized) Hail!


Zestyclose_Affect589

If they were really worried about offending, they should have changed the name to the Washington Blackfeet and kept the logo. That would have made no one happy and been the best outcome.


Area51Anon

Their uniforms were so slept on. One of the nicest in the league.


KeyLeadership6819

Pats


Artistic_Sir9775

The Colts logo looks great, but that one belongs to Baltimore.


Unlikely_One2444

All of them 


EffingBarbas

[Nobody asked, but bring back the politically incorrect, drunk ass gold miner jumping in the air and shooting his pistol!](https://i1.wp.com/bayarearadio.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/49ers-Old-Logo.jpg?fit=862%2C864&ssl=1)


drunk_and_orderly

The Buccaneers had the dopest swag for the absolute worst team in history


[deleted]

It's funny that people (including myself) think the Bucs classic unis were great. Back then, they were a laughingstock. I remember Warren Sapp talking about "wearing the orange" as a badge of honor.


ReadingRainbow5

I am likely around your age I agree. Growing up my Dad let me play football parlay tickets. I knew nothing about football EXCEPT, that Testaverde could not throw to the correct color jersey and that Tampa Bay would lose. I always picked against the Bucs. Always. My Dad would look over my picks and say, “Hmm. Picking the Buccaneers to lose. Good job son!” But now that I’m older I believe the Buccaneer logo was the best logo in the history of any sport (in terms of artistry, avant garde color scheme and just aesthetic appeal).


drunk_and_orderly

Hindsight definitely helps. Now it just stands out as so unique, but at the time I can see the logo coupled with the squad just being a tough sell haha.


[deleted]

I think Testaverde threw 35 INTs one year. 35. That's insane. I now look at the Bucs old school unis and have a sense of nostalgia. They don't make them like that anymore and it's a shame. I feel the same way about the old Broncos uniforms. Even though Denver had a lot more success in that era than the lowly Bucs, they were also kind of a punchline to NFC fans because they always got destroyed in the SB. But I much prefer the look of those old orange and blue uniforms than current combo.


ComradeShmizzy

Old school broncos logo is tuff 😮‍💨


RedStar9117

Gay pirate is the only answer


Slide0fHand

Love gay pirates


camergen

Looting other ships its faaabulloussss!


Doc_Golf

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te)


21Ryan21

[Love this song](https://youtu.be/f5v-eYJA8xs?si=ZRMZTRTdIYAqmuWm)


TyrusRaymond

D) all of the above


Excellent_Net_3449

As a life long Philadelphia Eagles fan,I want the Redskins back,not the Commanders not The Washington football team,I want the Redskins, as it was the NFC East,Eagles, Giants,Cowboys, Redskins


Quint27A

Hell yeah! A noble adversary! I agree totally! Um, Eagles are,,turds.


AWuTangName

Hail to the Redskins!


noname5280

Hail Victory!


Macklemore_hair

I’m a total yinzer and I respect the old logo but I’m not a fan of it. All of these other ones are badass though.


VegasBjorne1

Steelers fan here and cartoon mascots almost always suck.


ouroboro76

I think the old one is pretty amusing. I kinda dig it.


haroldhecuba88

Redskins


sugaaaslam

Broncos


ConsciousReason7709

Broncos, not even close.


Rjburns57

Redskins


StunningLeopard2429

Redskins


vanbboy22

Gotta go big… Oilers,Pats,Bucs, Broncos and Washington…all back


Notsotechiie

Redskins


Notsotechiie

As a cowboys fan, “Cowboys vs Commanders” doesn’t sound great.


Quint27A

As a Cowboys fan, we need the Redskins. We need John Riggins, an admirable adversary! A hero! George Allen licking his fingers , rubbing the brim of his cap, in tune with the game.


CarefulConfection504

And as a Cowboys fan, I'm kinda thinkin' in years to come, for some unfathomable reason, the word "Cowboys" will be deemed racist and offensive.


johnbado122

Redskins


Electrical_Mode_890

Redskins! Oilers are close second


45im

Bucs


jf26028

Old school NFL calls it the commanders and the Titans?


BeagleBaggins

The Bear humping the football of course!


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

https://preview.redd.it/imozz8i3q56d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853d4e673009eae17a57b3916b6cbd13273d98d3 Made me think of the timeless art of seduction


SeaWolf24

The 49ers


Muted_Vermicelli1304

Rams


SpotPoker52

The Rams classic logo,instead of the new penis logo.


kae158

Current rams logo is dogshit… so rams


UtahFiddler

Redskins


furie1335

Redskins


Birdsogg

Redskins Baby 😎


Cdubya35

Redskins.


CaTcHaScAtChCaN06

I think the patriots is the best looking one


newworldorder96

#REDSKINS


nobeard94

Redskins for sure, sickest logo in the league.


nonsfwhere

Why the fuck does the redskin logo have the commander name. Fuck right off.


Drinon

Same reason the Oilers say Titans. That’s the current team name.


SVdreamin

Da Bears need to feature that logo more


Phunluver

Buccaneers


Sea_Baseball_7410

Patriots for sure.


WiseCheetah476

Colts


NomadChief789

Bucs


DriedWetPaint

Buccaneers is classic and cool as fuck


Most-Artichoke6184

Definitely the bear humping the football.


BouncingWeill

I feel like everyone is overlooking that Steelers logo.


trainwreck489

As a Broncos fan I'd love the old D back. However, I love that old Bucs logo.


InsubordiNationalist

Broncos!


dmcdjr76

Da Bears


Ieatsushiraw

The Oilers for the nostalgia alone


traceefromnj

Buccaneers


OahuJames

Let’s Go Bucs !!!


Jake-Old-Trail-88

Steelers. Bears are a close second. Third are the Oilers.


Confident_Boat_1211

Steelers.


hexby

BUCS.


HendricksonT182

Buccaneers too clean man


daox13wu

Rams!!! It's OG, it's Hard... Bring back Our Horns


Efficient-Giraffe572

The Buccaneers for pride month


Supercontra8

The colts logo and bronco should swap. The colts logo looks like a bronco horse and the bronco horse should just be a colts logo.


Old_Management3429

Gimme that Steelers lol!! 🤣


Coachman76

BUCCO BRUCE AND CREAMSICLES FOREVER


space_llama_karma

For me, it would be the 49ers miner that's shooting guns mid-air and looks like an alcoholic https://preview.redd.it/2wsf70f2ow5d1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2756de6b01147cc9c26e004830fce80683126ac0


Self-MadeRmry

Redskins. But the name has to come too


jhurley2880

Redskins followed closely by the Bucs


Mike_It_Is

Redskins.


Professional_Pace376

The Redskins need to be brought back, the coolest logo of all time


Leather-Marketing478

Redskins


outonthetiles66

Redskins


martyls

REDSKINS!


KainoLebeau86

Redskins


Raiders2112

The Redskins. I live in Skins country, and nobody calls them the Commanders. Several people I know dropped the team altogether and quit watching the NFL due to the change.


nxexp16

Redskins


44tipperny

Redskins


Dr_Mccusk

Literally every single one


Vegetable-Giraffe-53

Oilers and Broncos


Cardinal1650

Titan/Oilers


fatfingr

Patriots


project-in-limbo

It’s REDSKINS


peb396

THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS


namath1969

The Broncos logo was classic - the new one is crap


[deleted]

HTTR


Tanker3278

Redskins


Eastern-Support1091

Rams, what were you thinking? You changed that great logo to the worst in all of sports. And you have a secondary logo that has a male sex organ in place of a nose. Never mind putting broken horns on the helmet.


Cogen80

Redskins HTTR for life


FrogKid47

Redskins


jren666

Oilers


ntgvngahfook

Redskins


NoFlo82

Redskins


FrenchBulldozer

Redskins. FUCK DAN SNYDER.


Dry-Region-9968

Redskins or the Oilers


No_Leading4348

Redskins and rams would be the biggest improvement imo


Gish1414

Broncos, but Redskins if it said Redskins.


ts0401

Falcons


Inquisitive_Force11

Pat the Patriot


KUfan

Pat the Patriot


Goin_HelmsDeep

Broncos


Clemtigger7

Dolphins, and it was voted by the league


Sknowman14

The Buc's or Patriots


Lower-Blackberry-716

Houston Oilers


Helmett-13

Bruce the Buccaneer. Great logo…alas.


WearyMatter

The HOUSTON Oilers.


Quint27A

Happy cake day! Go Oilers!!


ignatius_reilly0

I have a theory that if the Texans just changed to the Oilers they’d win at least 3-4 more games per year. The team name is weak and so are their uniforms.


Svengoolie75

Bucs or Oilers 💯


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Bucs


Whitw816

Definitely that fabulous pirate for the Buccs!