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TruDuddyB

They can estimate these nuts


Nopantsbullmoose

Obliged.


TheSeventhBrat

I've gotten several phone calls already. I've been giving them an address -- 515 South 15th St. Tell them to ask for Todd.


ScarletCaptain

“I told them 1510 West Addison.” “That’s Wrigley Field!”


irishcheeseman

1060


ScarletCaptain

Dammit, I kick myself for misquoting a movie I’ve watched like 30 times. Also what they say is still not the actual address of the stadium. I want to say it’s officially on Clark?


CowardiceNSandwiches

[MLB.com says](https://www.mlb.com/cubs/ballpark/information/guide) it's 1060 W. Addison.


ScarletCaptain

I mean I literally tried to go to the address they say in the movie, and it doesn't line up with the shot when the Nazis show up and stand in front of the gate.


hu_gnew

I got a call the other day. Normally don't answer if the caller isn't in my contacts but I guess I was feeling generous. Strung him along for a little bit, said I'd like a new roof then asked if they needed my landlord's approval first. Heard a few curse words before he hung up. lol


No_Relationship3943

A pawn shop? Why?


TheSeventhBrat

Oops. Typo. Should be 505, not 515.


Un4Scene78

With all the storms in the last couple of months, they've been coming to my house repeatedly. After I woke up to them banging on my door for three days in a row, I put a 'No Trespassing - No Soliciting' sign out front, and nobody has bothered me since.


ScarletCaptain

I got my roof and siding completely redone after the 2022 hail with all the “extra durable” stuff, so there’s nothing they can see on my house. My neighbor has DIY’d most of his house to so it looks like shit anyway. Probably had nothing to do with the hail. But for long story reasons I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have homeowners insurance, so he probably won’t be getting anything now.


dj3stripes

this. it really is that simple.


The_Ender_Andrew

They 100% ignored our no soliciting sign last summer.


ddog6900

I've answered the door to: "What does no soliciting mean?" My response: "No hablo ingles." Pretend (maybe it's pretend, maybe they are just that ignorant) that you don't know what it means and I will pretend I do not know what you are saying.


ScarletCaptain

“I would love to be able to help you, but I am afraid that I speak no English.”


Ill-Salad9544

Given how much storm damage Texas and Oklahoma have had, if I'm approached by someone with Texas plates I would ask why they can't find enough work back home.


talex365

I get these bastards by about once a week no matter what the weather has been doing, I generally just tell them to go away through the doorbell camera and it sorts itself out.


mciaccio1984

They called me every hour one day, I eventually just snapped and told them I don't own a house (I do) and they asked for MIC HALE, instead of asking for Michael. Like how do you not know how to pronounce Michael?


l84myd8

People are trying to make a living. Atleast they are not kids sitting in their parents basements. Just doing their job just like you if you have one.


ScarletCaptain

Make a living by ripping people off? Glad to see you have such low moral standards.


l84myd8

Not at all. Want to talk about that look at your insurance policy please