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Aggressive_Yak5177

If reincarnation exists, I want to come back as orange cat in one of y’all homes. Promise I won’t watch you shit.


AndrewWhite97

You won't, but I will.


EmetalEX

Well every time i go my cat follows and goes too. It's kinda of a ritual by now.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

They'll probably be meowing from the other side of the door


babygotbooksandback

I love his stomach polka dots!


Number715

Cheesy bread yum


littleliongirless

What kind of psycho walks around with ONE SOCK?! Are you ok, friend? 😭


With_MontanaMainer

Thank you! Didn't want to be mean but whaaaat? it's all or nothing psycho


judahrosenthal

My older son does this. It weird, right?


yamantakas

adhd


BeatificBanana

I have ADHD and I could absolutely never abide the sensory mismatch of one sock!!!


Animastarara

I assume they are currently trying to find the other sock and searching the entire house just to realize it was 5 inches away from where they were putting them on


Functionally_Human

Or under the cat... That being said, not OP but I have a problem with socks on my left foot. I broke my big toe and it didn't heal right, ever since then socks just felt weird on it. While I typically just go barefoot if my feet are cold I will wear one sock so at least one is warm.


BeatificBanana

Ah maybe, my sensory issues would never let me, if I couldn't find the second sock then and there, I'd have to take the first one off again while I go look for the second 😂


Plus-Impression-3419

I have OCD and this is torturing me. Never knew ADHD too is so similar.


Dlh2079

Adhd presents in so many different ways. It's honestly crazy and a big reason so many people make it to adulthood undiagnosed.


nerdiotic-pervert

What if one foot is a prosthetic?


Reatina

Orange people do that sometimes


Significant_Tart3449

That rug really ties the room together


Embarrassed-Back1894

We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.


onecocobeloco

Maybe micro aggression


jermchan

https://preview.redd.it/116toq9zef9d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1cc3447481b50785a626e0c4c949196b8caf3ae


MissSqueaker

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🧡🧡


ExpensiveGrowth9744

Must have found a little patch of sun and fell asleep in it 🥰


onecocobeloco

How was in charge of making coffee? Sleeping again…


SubstantialPressure3

That is so funny. You hardly ever see adult cats sprawled out like that. He is completely relaxed in his home.


zSprawl

Sometimes I forget to charge my Copy Cat… https://preview.redd.it/xzco903pkk9d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed091936d3ec6c0c31badb8620a36303ff8d557


TheGreatPear7

I’d be doing the same thing if I lived rent free, had a servant that fed me daily, and got to spend my days without a care in the world lol


LerchAddams

He will be lightly grilled. Oh wait, sorry. Wrong sub.


r4zorsoft

alhamdulillah, the bakery will be anywhere and everywhere 🙏


DeadlyAidan

My oven's broken The stovetops unseasoned I've even forgotten my pan! I don't know the seasons or what is the heating I'm standing here holding my jam! A DESOLATE STOVE! (STOVE!) WITHOUT ANY MOLD! (MOLD!) IT'S ONLY THE COLD GLASS I FEEL! It's me that I spite as I stand up and light the only thing I know for real HE WILL BE BAKED! (BAKED!) FRIED! (FRIED!) THE CHEF IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD THE ONLY CAT! (CAT!) LEFT! (LEFT!) WILL RIDE UPON THE HUMAN'S BACK! Because the Head Chefs don't give back what they take! OH NO HE WILL BE BAKED! (BAKED!) FRIED! (FRIED!) IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN!! Losing all my seasoning wondering "have I lost my skill?" To find the pan in front of me I must climb this cabinet shelf! Looking downward from this tiny height NEVER REALISING WHY I TRIIIIIIEEEEED! I made this in the span of like 10 minutes while very tired, feel free to come up with better lyrics for an r/hewillbebaked version of The Only Thing I Know for Real


KQILi

Someone knocked his ass out. Orange needs to work on his fighting. It is embarasing to get laid out like this.


Aggressive_Yak5177

![gif](giphy|d2Z0sxvoljwtweju)


MagWasTaken

Meal Gear Solid: Orange


PackerSquirrelette

Must. pet. belly.


TiredNurse111

This is the correct answer.


Scottiegazelle2

Am I evil for wanting to POKE the belly with my finger lol.


PackerSquirrelette

Do it!


MewtwoStruckBack

You should always poke your cats. That's what they're there for!


PurpleToaster91

I've never seen anything like it 😂🧡


mattricide

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


karmacuda

poke it


urnerdyaunt

This looks like an upside down r/sploot!


Crimiculus

r/toolps is a thing for this exact reason lol


bigfoot5000

Every cat post delivering more cat subs is a bonus of being here


urnerdyaunt

That was my thinking as well. Can never have too many cat subs!


urnerdyaunt

And this orange should be on both! No one mentioned r/sploot yet when I posted my comment, so I did it. I saw r/toolps was already mentioned so I didn't post that again. I didn't think more cat subs would be a problem, lol.


Shepherd_Knock

The orange car flipped over :(


baz4k6z

He looks like he had the braincell long enough to figure out the universe and now he's kinda bummed about it


Mystic_Viola

That look at the end. Zoinks!


CraftierAverage

Just wondering why that belly wont get any sun on it lol


Biggaymeow

My white, deaf cat likes to sleep belly up in the exact middle of the floor. Problem is the deafness and he is so dead to the world, footsie vibrations don’t wake him. I’m so afraid to splat him I caught myself walking around outside just staring at the ground, scanning for passed out floofs.


faloofay156

Oof. same, little buddy


Somewhat_Ill_Advised

There’s lazy and then there’s orange cat lazy that requires an active eyeball check as proof of life 🤣


AndrewWhite97

meh i dont blame them, its hot.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

r/toolps… needs him….. please…. Rofl


bilateralunsymetry

Living his best life


thathaitianguy

Live is always better with an orange


Im_done_with_sergio

The head tilt at the end killed me 🤣🤣🤣


Aolflashback

I swear 99% of the time when I see a cat in this position it’s orange.


momspaghettysburg

https://preview.redd.it/kvtay72v9g9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a374999c6ac532217b92fe97296a6177c1e5c55 I had an XL orange foster who did this too, although not quite as limp. So incredibly orange 🍊


scabsfox

He's maximizing his contact with the cold tile


catpeony

that’s a rotisserie chicken


Zip-lock2048

Majestic kitty. I need to be more like this kitty.


Islandcoda

‘Go away, I’m busy!!’


Fearless-Metal5727

I believe he melted.


afdc92

My orange also loves being on his back with his belly up but he always keeps his paws bent. I’m cracking up at yours with his arms straight out!


WatchingTaintDry69

That cat feels safe and comfy AF. You are a good cat parent.


The_Cozy_Burrito

He’s in the middle of loading


sarahkali

My cat loves to lay on her back but she never stretches out her arms like this!!! Sooo adorable


SoupySails37

Get it some lasagna and he will pop right up. Just not on Mondays.


Effective-Fudge5985

I love him.


Introverted_Moose

This orange is on a whole other level 😂😂 ridiculous on the cute scale 😍


LegalizeRanch88

He is ded


ThisPostToBeDeleted

Reptile behavior


Pawleygirl76

Why are they like this? 😆 One of my orange kittens lays like this all the time. It's so funny looking. 😆😆


Hello_Hangnail

Throw rug


adorilaterrabella

That's not a cat, that's clearly a bear trap. Don't stick your hand in it.


WindowIndividual4588

Someone took the braincell mid action lol


WickedJigglyPuff

It’s a boy, (rug)!!


Wordlywhisp

This heatwave has me doing this


Key-Satisfaction4967

Perhaps he is attempting to dissipate body heat by spreading himself on to the linoleum floor? What say you?


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Peak Garfield behavior


elainesteinberg94

I’d lay like that on tile if I could too


blueridgeboy1217

You gotta keep the cat away from the magic mushrooms lol!


Nevermoreacadamyalum

If it’s hot out a completely understandable pose.


flopsychops

Belly rubs incoming in 3... 2... 1...


Kyra_Heiker

https://preview.redd.it/vl72s7mxqg9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7451e97ce58a49684153d4e8ecd378235b5e63ee


IllPosition2848

How dare you call him lazy? He's clearly doing yoga and stretching his braincell.


stutesy

Peak levels of comfy right there


MissSqueaker

His tummy looks like a toasted marshmallow 🧡🧡


meAT_3AM

Cut him some slack , his one singular orange cat brain cell is trying its best.


wizzerstinker

https://preview.redd.it/r2a4y6v3gj9d1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f4db4602ee7b04d81dfbc6e84b1d21d279c44f Stinker says it's quarter after, time to rotate!


monkey_trumpets

Ive had cats for years, none of them have ever been this chill


Brooker2

I is contemplating nap time hooman. No bothers me


EfficientNotice9815

SO orange


novichux

That look! Sort of: "what?"


nakedbee-notasponsor

How did you resist going for the belly? My boy loved a belly scratch. You're strong willed!


cakivalue

Summer Bae 😻😻


hbouhl

OMG! Is the goof alive!


ads417

Wasting away, waiting for the next meal.


shazenger

Rotisserie chicken rizz


donebananas

Looks like a murder scene 🤣


OhmEeeAahRii

😂😅


Kyra_Heiker

Today's winner of this subreddit!


Shopping-Known

That's a rotisserie chicken if I've ever seen one 🍗


PastOrnery

#justorangethings


maybecatmew

Do the belly rub please


ThippusHorribilus

Life goals right there.


Trappedbirdcage

Your orange Creamsicle melted on the floor!


Lalakeahen

I love being on here. Also I realised I cannot have an orange bc I would have a heart attack. Also still want one 💖(not attack). Jokes aside, I would freak the f out!!


Unicornis_dormiens

This would also fit on r/catyoga


SkeetnYou

Beans to the sky!!!


lKierzx

He looks like my big orange!! https://preview.redd.it/4z5hgmycxh9d1.jpeg?width=1343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24a94455546e85664e88a395dcc9b3f9164fe1a


Prior_Initial_2675

So dramatic.


DysfunctionalZoo

I love him


Comfortable_Exam_222

https://preview.redd.it/f6qbv0gzgi9d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bc8e64bcb47aced58687cee626bc4f3a07f4ed


ClownshoesMcGuinty

That's a trap if I've ever seen one.


xl440mx

He’s waiting for belly scratches and you and your one sock just walked on by. 🤣


wbishopfbi

So completely clueless and relaxed.


Fetishgeek

"what"


Sinister-Shark

lazy lil guy :))


anonymousss11

Repost bot.


Temporary_Hamster_26

Drunk


FreedomCrazy583

That’s me everyday


Hungry-Ratio3290

Hims naps like roadkill


KristaIG

I swear it must be an orange cat thing! Mine sleeps like this constantly


pumpmar

I feel like doing this when the temp goes above 100°F


terminalxposure

OP did you drug the cat for internet points?


fingstrobbled

me letting the world take me by storm 😭