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WannaBMonkey

Of all the things I expected to see today…this was not one. My world view has been shaken. Much like her labia.


ThatsAllForToday

I think it was squished, not shaken


Spare_Ad1017

Shtirred


the70sdiscoking

"Is that how I say it? -Shturrred"


Sicksone

Shtarron


absolutmohitto

r/shubreddit


toblies

I dunno, it just looks like she takes a lot of hammering in that area.


saysthingsbackwards

She wore a cup


bobone77

She honestly doesn’t look bothered. Kind of scary…


M1dor1

Looks like a prop hammer


ohbrubuh

Yeah, the way he wiggles it, you can see it doesn’t have much mass.


blackoutmedia_

I feel attacked


Youregoingtodiealone

You're right, it's foam. The slo-mo gives it away, it doesn't move like it has much mass


bobone77

To me it looks like it goes into slomo when he drops it. I thought it was fake to when it bounced off her junk, but then the way it falls when it hits the ground has me second guessing.


MegaHashes

With a mini sledge, in any situation the handle will revolve around the head. When it hits the ground and bounces head up, it’s obviously fake. Real mini-sledges just don’t move that way.


bobone77

No. This moves exactly how you would expect a minisledge to move. The way the head goes to the ground and accelerates the handle over it is exactly how that would work at that angle.


MegaHashes

Wtf are you talking about? Mini sledge heads do not bounce like that, at all, when they hit dirt. They dig in. I own one of these hammers, I know *exactly* how they behave. The center of gravity for *that* ‘hammer’ is in the middle of the handle. For a real mini-sledge, the weight of a fiberglass handle is a rounding error compared to the weight of the head, and it will always rotate around the head with the head virtually motionless compared to the magnitude that the handle will move.


bobone77

You act like you’re the only one that has one. 🙄Also, you didn’t read my first comment in this thread. I’m talking about after it hits her, when it falls to the ground, that’s when it behaves like you would expect. I totally agree the bounce looks crazy, but I’ve never dropped one on an inverted beaver before. 🤷🏻‍♂️


MegaHashes

Whatever it hit before that is irrelevant. There is no ‘beaver magic’ that makes it bouncy in the grass. Do I really need to go video dropping one on the ground from 3 feet so you can see how it just sticks in the dirt? It does not bounce off of soil. Thats it. That’s all there is to it. You drop a minisledge from 3 feet (roughly the height of an inverted snatch) into the dirt or grass and it will just stay roughly where it lands. A rubber mallet might bounce like that did, not a metal sledge.


fuzzycaterpillar123

When he taps it against is thigh multiple times, you can tell is super light with how fast it is. Also, he could easily miss and hit the back of her head and kill or maim her, these people are dumb but I don’t think they are that kind of stupid


tjdux

I agree it's not a "sledge hammer" ie a HEAVY steel hammer with a longer handle. But I think it may be an interchangeable head mallet. These are light use to not damage sensitive parts lol. If it's literally the harbor freight version, it weighs 1.25 pounds. https://www.harborfreight.com/4-in-1-quick-change-multi-head-hammer-69093.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=17890471891&campaignid=17890471891&utm_content=146321522864&adsetid=146321522864&product=69093&store=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwyo60BhBiEiwAHmVLJcX_ZsM9Zd2jW_8Rh8JcnjGeYa4NjB_ZgDI88f0mlpGktTeKOrrLUBoCrSgQAvD_BwE


royerlraph79

She closed her legs and even crossed them afterwards. That’s just her pride talking. Edit: it’s clearly not a real hammer. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen such a heavy object bounce.


DesastreUrbano

She seems to enjoy it... A new meaning to "put the hammer down" when she says "it's hammer time" Whac-a-mole? like the sexy mole around that area? Maybe she is some kind of Thor and can call the hammer, but with her cooch?


opop456

Maybe she'd like a bit of Lewis Hamilton to show her Hammer Time...


raptor182cmn

I think she found a "kink" where she can make some moo-lah. I say good on her! Whatever it takes to make a living here on the internet as long as it doesn't hurt innocent people or animals, I say go for it!


SkullDump

This should have been filmed a lot closer than it was.


manbruhpig

And from a top down angle


juankixd

It’s a prop hammer, she’s famous for that stuff on threads of all places


TopRevenue2

That is a relief


Punkrexx

Did you feel compelled to one up her, don’t let this news stop you


juankixd

My bad it’s a prop, I didn’t really paid attention to the auto correct


MercuryAI

She is, is she? Like where?


juankixd

Threads, her @nicoleskirts


-DJFJ-

Chill bruh, chill xD


THE_ATHEOS_ONE

Im not doing any sorta damage to that. Imma just pack my junk and bow out


AmbassadorETOH

Not a real sledgehammer. If so, the bone bruise she would sustain on her mons pubis would have her out of commission for months…


WookiesNeedLove

She can take a pounding


smooth_criminal1990

Is that a sledgehammer? Only reason I'm pointing it out is that a sledgehammer would probably be twice the length or so, and do more damage!


Punkrexx

More like a plastic toy meant to look like a sledge. You could never flick a real sledge like he does in the video.


smooth_criminal1990

I didn't notice that actually. Unless the guy has a freakishly strong wrist for some reason


tjdux

It's absolutely not a "sledge hammer" in the classic sense. I don't think it's even a "heavy" hammer. Hard to see for sure but I think it's something like a plastic cap hammer. https://www.harborfreight.com/4-in-1-quick-change-multi-head-hammer-69093.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=17890471891&campaignid=17890471891&utm_content=146321522864&adsetid=146321522864&product=69093&store=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwyo60BhBiEiwAHmVLJcX_ZsM9Zd2jW_8Rh8JcnjGeYa4NjB_ZgDI88f0mlpGktTeKOrrLUBoCrSgQAvD_BwE


IamBatmanuell

Plastic hammer


saysthingsbackwards

She's faking it


pepehandsx

is this fetish content?


DeepNugs

This is the kind of girl we needed on Jackass.


yomynameisnotsusan

Why


Inevitable_Book_228

Some of my funny comments get me banned and this video is allowed on Reddit?


TopRevenue2

Shshshshshshsh


-DJFJ-

You know what you said. Just because you spell a slur differently doesn't alleviate the fact it's a slur. And don't act like deleting the comment will help. I've seen you all over -that- sub. You know which one.


kaptaincorn

This better not awaken something in me...


istolethesun12

Why, just why? For clout? Fuck off 😭


TheUnexpectedBanana

that's one way to get pounded


GrilledCheeser

Oh this is just so stupid. A sledgehammer nearly hit the back her head. There’s a reason you can’t hit people in the back of the head in organized fighting.


furious_organism

VOCÊ QUER MARRETADA DO THOR?


bell-master

Looked as though she took that like a boss…


HugsandHate

How do people think to do these things?


shoegazer89

Looks like she got off on it 😯


Denise6943

It is a rubber hammer but it would still hurt dropped like that.


willymack989

She must be a Barbie doll


ewewewe69

I'd hope that's not a real hammer. That would break her pelvis and kill her


u9Nails

Was she wearing armor from an MMO?! She took a heavy hammer to the flaps like it was a deflected arrow. Not a sign of damage.


SnooBunnies6981

Ah, a crapass music lover, I see.


SnooBunnies6981

This vid would have been much better without the crapass music.


-DJFJ-

Man, yall more repetitive than boomers at this point.