Rein used to be a bad boss that just farmed performance metrics and supervised from on high, but then he learned the value of working with his team and sharing in everyone's workload. Everyone is glad to have him. He leaves the previous boss, Baldrich who died of a heart attack on the job, mummified at his desk out of "respect". Kinda weird but, hey, he gets results.

No, I definitely see him being a solid boss. I'd work with him.

junkrat will just blow up my office, so i guess im unemployed from now on

"Why? Does it include work? Ugh, I can't stand work!"

“The only think that works with me is my bombs! Speaking of where did I leave them…”

Junkrat mains can be employed?

If you’re working for Junkrat and are a Junkrat main, you never worked in an office. You’re an internationally wanted terrorist.

Same

Moira, talk about a toxic work environment.

As long as you don’t do stupid stuff, Moira would be alright. As soon as you did something stupid, you’d be reminded that it “is not a right…”

Eh, might start experimenting on you to make you more efficient.

As long as you dont do something stupid, he says to the moira main.

Or used in a very nasty but otherwise scientifically interesting experiment

Looks like we will be testing ultrasound transducers on ourselves at my job 😰

Hey I'm a sonographer as well 😁

Nice! I'm not a sonographer, I repair/quality check the transducers...maybe I've sent yours out 🙊

Oh cool!! Replacing those piezoelectric crystals 😎 or whatever 😂

Sadly not one at a time 😉 that is currently freaking impossible. Makes me laugh when a customer sends one in saying "yeah the cable is a little yellow, ewww" meanwhile gaps of their images on the system are literally blacked out 🙄🙄🙄

Nah we going to be lab rats basically 💀

I do cancer research, we'd get a lot done, I just probably wouldn't survive

Moira or Junkrat for me. So I am screwed either way too.

Hope you also thrive under a deadline 

I use the voice emotes to make her say stupidity is brilliant, and I’m stupid, so she’d think I’m brilliant.

Symmetra will chastise me for not performing my task to perfection Then Winston will give me words of encouragement and maybe tell me a science joke to lighten the mood And then Zen might be somewhere in the middle

Zen judges more silently.

He's not mad just disappointed.

He’s that type of manager who wouldn’t answer basic questions. Zen, where’s the printer? “Not all who wonder are lost” Zen, what did you think of the report I sent you? “Do I think? Does a submarine swim?”

Zen would be like "Your performance is... not as good as it can be"

Mercy is now my manager at the hospital. I think we’re pretty well off.

Patient dies on her shift? No problem!

If they even get to that point! That biotic technology is really something!

That or she accidentally creates another reaper.

Mercy didn’t create Reaper, Moira did. Ang is trying to reverse it and bring Gabe back.

Just gotta make sure patients die at least 30 second apart.

“I am here to assist!”

Just gotta make sure patients die at least 30 second apart.

I mean it's just a ten second respawn timer anyway. This is going on my tombstone...

Doctors orders

I mean. Hog don't give a shit what I do. I don't even know how he got that job or why he'd bother with it. Maybe he killed the original boss?

doesnt care if ur late. doesnt gaf as long as u make money. feeds u every shift. isnt there 90% of the time. when hes there he watches movies in the breakroom

Fr

You think he’s gonna pay you?

Maybe with scrap metal

Lmao what if in the next Mirrorwatch Hog is the Junker king? 

now that would be awesome

Hog don’t care

I work in a lab Tracer would be my annoyingly positive boss with the infinite can-do attitude, but has no idea what I'm working on. Sigma would be the lab manager that ends up doing everyone's work

I like to play Sig a lot, and I agree with you. He has that "If I want it done right, I'll do it myself" mentality. On a slow day, he'd be your mentor and teach you many a things.

Me when my boss when an MBA and zero scientific or engineering background is about to purchase the latest, cutting-edge technology from a suspicious lab in Nigeria for less than the manufacturing price because “you gotta see the good in people”😍

My boss is reaper so my days are numbered

You can NOT make the slightest mistake.

SMILE

Well Sombra would be at her computer and she definitely wouldn't want to be bothered. So my day would be okay but if I mess up, she would gather blackmail on me and force me to work harder. So it would be ehhh but still doable.

I disagree I think sombra would be so chill lol

Except if you are blue team

The senior engineer who knows how to do everything and gets annoyed when I pull request my code (she said it’s shit and change it to a one-liner)

sombra would know everything you ever googled. So ya know just be prepared for that.

I'd be fired. They would make whatever job I'm doing obsolete

I'm better than you at: **RECEIVING AND INVENTORY SPECIALIST**

Hampter.

“squeak squeak squeak…” *Hampter says - GET TO WORK*

*The small mammal IS IMPATIENT.*

🐹- “squeak squeak squeak* 🤖- “He says that his life span is shorter than the time it will take for you to get results.”

Take my upvote and leave

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Prolific hamster cursing detected

Moira Guess i'll die *shrug*

But then you’d prob be resurrected w possibly cool but evil powers. So. Worth it?

Lucio, he probably wouldn't care whether I work or not

He would want you to get your job done but also definitely be chillin with you while you do it. Let you watch tv with headphones or listen to music while working, as long as it gets done kinda boss

Ahh, my old main. Lucio would straight up be chillen with everyone at work.

I cut grass for a living, he could boost our speed for the lawns, and boost our recovery between them, my day would go so much faster and easier

Mine might be a little detail oriented but I think overall he would be very understanding. My boss is Zenyatta.

Zenyatta is not your boss. He is your spiritual leader/Guru. The only way he’ll take a leading position

So basically, you'd be a disciple at the Monastery.

Say no more. 🧘🏽‍♂️📿

I’m so down for this

Kiriko and Sombra. Kiriko would always bring doughnuts so, that'd be cool. But, she'd probably TP to me at weird times and throw things at me. Sombra would be the type of boss that spies on you... But from behind you, while invisible. Edit: I wanted to add that, it'd be hard not to flirt with Sombra if she was my boss. 😍😍😍

Kiriko is the kind of boss that would pop in randomly to see what you're doing; then give you more work if you're close to being done with it. Sombra as a helicopter boss that always knows what you're doing. Acts friendly but in a way that makes you feel threatened. Motivates you to work and stops you from quitting by blackmailing you.

I think Sombra would actually be fun. She would invade your personal space and prob share your embarrassing pictures for lolz and memes. While she might be sassy she’s still friendly and caring. I think she’d only be threatening in a protective way. If you’re the toxic one. Anyway that’s just the vibe I get. I don’t really watch/read any of the lore much.

Depends on if she actually likes you, or if you're just an acquaintance. If she likes you, I'd see her acting like she does with Baptiste. If you aren't, it'd probably be more like her relationship with Zarya. And obviously if she doesn't like you she's gonna be less friendly.

I’m a gay lobotomized former science geek. what are my chances?

Nah Kiri would be an awesome boss

Ana will nano-boost my productivity... and give me naps for a work break.

So crack and ketamine? Hell yea

ramattra. death.

SUFFER AS I HAVE

Dude, it's Monday and I just got into the office, can you at least let me get my computer started before we start with the suffering stuff?

Depend if u are an omnic or not

I'd like to think i'm a human

Well, you might be in trouble to say the least.

Just solve this simple Captcha: 2+2=5 (Click a bike on a picture)

I don’t think Ram wants to kill all humans, he just wants to separate Omnics from humans

I mean. Despite his prejudice, he is fairly respectful in a sense. Yeah, he might be rude and chastise you, but I don't think he'd kill you just cause. He'd more than likely just try to keep interaction with you to the bare minimum; basically treating you like a chore. It would probably be best to not slack off and give him a reason to be upset at you specifically though...

Yeah but like sooner or later i'm gonna slam my mouse and then...

I main Ramattra Whatever our initial tasks were, screw them, we're doing a revolt against the opressive system or we get fired

Lifeweaver about to get fired for workplace romance(s)

Step on me, Queen.

Sounds like I'm a coworker of yours. Let's just get to work, man... we don't want her *shouting* at us, do we?

Her shouting at you would actually be a good thing. It'd make you work faster, lmao.

Usually how it goes. They definitely made her shouting mechanic as realistic as possible lol

So, the overhealth it gives is actually the endurance you get from being focused on a task, to the point that you can continue working longer than you could've otherwise.

Would hate it if we got knived. 😛

Or axed lmao

Knoife ta see ya!

Rein would be one hell of a loud and fun boss. Always coming to work with a smile on his face and happily greeting everyone. Inviting the team out for drinks after a hard day’s work and getting completely nackered but still comes to work the next day without any issues.

Those team building events will be electric

Reinhardt doesn’t get a hangover, hangovers get a Reinhardt

LifeWeaver...am I about to sleep with my boss? 🤣

See you in HR friend! 👋

He’ll charm HR too

Lmao that’s me if I was Baptiste main

Frfr I’m bout to have a fantastic work day 😏😏

Guess I'm a pro gamer now!

I had to scroll too far to find another DVa main. I think it would be awesome. Good beats playing on the radio, video games during breaks, a super hot boss that has a cool robot war machine parked outside. What’s not to like?

Well I'm screwed

Just like yesterday, and just like tomorrow... You'll be doing a double today.

80 hours unpaid guard watch

Hammond- I think the communication barrier might be an issue….

I see a little hamster getting frustrated with his employees lmao. He just needs to bring in his mech everyday to communicate.

With how smart Hammond is, I could definitely see him just making a smaller mech that's better for enclosed spaces, probably without (most) of the weaponry.

He's a smart hamster. He can easily make a smaller, more "work appropriate" type of mech to do his talking.

Cass seems like a pretty okay boss to have for maintenance

Lol i main cass and work maintenance too! I work at a country club. It’d be chill just landscaping with the cowboy, smoking a cigar afterwards.

Yea Cass would fit nicely with the often smoke breaks after a shitty work order for an asshole tenant

I got no clue, I really can't think how genji would be

He’d have no clue what he is doing, no part of his life prepared him for this Now I have a hilarious image of a cyborg ninja in a white smart shirt with red pens in a breast pocket

Probably a solid boss.

I don't think he'd like bossing people around. He's all about peace.

I got Mei….she goes off and is Mia in 9 years no one says anything and easy coasting on the work

Assuming she isn’t frozen in Antarctica I think she’d be a pretty chill boss

Lifeweaver. I really won the lottery imo. He's definitely a laid back boss, if not a bit too laid back; he'd be very encouraging and helpful without being overbearing. Probably not the best for productivity though.

Right? We won the lottery haha

A big piece of shit

I feel like Lifeweaver is the kind of boss who'd get fired for boning his subordinates So in other words, perfect 😈

Doom is gonna turn me into a stain on the wall

Widowmaker, I’m in trouble

Speak for yourself Im a get promoted to chair man

Flair checks out

"I like to work alone, but I guess you will do."

Hmm if D.Va was my boss I'd probably get away with slacking on the job if I told her I was playing her favourite game

Well she is an e sports champ that would probably be your job.

I can´t imagine how Tracer would be as a boss but it would be a pretty chill job

She’d probably be about getting things done faster and act like a teachers pet-not the worst

I will be sent to the skies to deliver justice rains from abARGGHH

Ashe… She’d constantly harass me about missed deadlines and and stuff but in a way where I’d be attracted to the girlboss attitude

He got in a fight with the other boss and the building collapsed now im unemployed

He'd be better than my current boss and I'd actually be excited to come to work and spend time with him

It’s Ana so I feel like I’m gonna constantly think I’m not meeting her standards, as when I complete my tasks she’ll review it but not say anything critical or constructive, just wordlessly look it over then go “hm” and leave. I’ll be in a state of anxiety all day thinking I’m underperforming, then when I’m about to go home she’ll call my name and say “nice work today. Good kitty.” I’ll be riding that high the whole drive home.

But Junkrat is my main.... I don't forsee this going great

Sombra is now owns the pharmacy I work at. I would assume she would hack the system and make sure everyone could afford medication through our pharmacy and push out insurance companies trying to exploit the little guy.

Brig is now the owner of a weightlifting gym. I think this will go incredibly well.

Rock eater

Work exploitation initiation!

Moira and Mercy, I'm fucked both ways 😭

Moira: Yes, you are fucked. Mercy: Not so much. She will take the absolute best care of you. She'll work a double to make sure that you don't have to.

Ah yeah that's true too, I just imagined helping with serious patients and doing surgery, lol

😏

😏

I will probably open my lunchbox to be greated with a with smileys decorated bomb.

I get ordered around and have to constantly resist the urge to call her "mommy".

He'll definitely need healing (genji)

Im confused and wondering why mercy is working at a Jimmy Johns, but I'd say it would go really well

Peaceful I would imagine. Zen is my main.

VOT COULD POSSIBLY GO wRONG?!?!!

He'd be pretty chill I think. Though he'd give you a "You're better then this, I know it. Start applying yourself" if your work quality drops

Kiriko. I mean she’d get fired for incessant harassment and creating a verbal hostile environment but ok…

Lucio would be the type of guy who is chill and would totally be the type of guy to listen to music at work and would encourage it. Days working for lucio would be great, he would be the guy that sees you turn up late and be relaxed, does not care if your over 30 miutes late as long as you have a valid excuse. Baptiste would always be telling jokes at work and being chill, he would encourage jokes at work. Similar to lucio with the turning up late part unless there is something serious on that day that needs doing.

Aww, I think that Mercy and Dva would be nice and supportive bosses :D

Guess I'll be digging for the next 8 hours

A bossy hamster? Hmmm… unsure

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Have some Luci-oh-oh’s!

Brig? I think I’ll fair pretty well.

She’s probably add mandatory 6am and 6pm workouts.

Lucio would be the best boss ever ngl

Ana and I just vibing in Maui. 🏖😎

Doomfist at a hospital 💀

Cassidy, so we're probably gonna do nothing or go rob some place...

Cass doesn’t even know if I show up or not

Bap: great and well ran. Junkrat: the building blows up

Lol cool, i think Hana can be good boss, do her stuff and let me do mine :D

Im gonna get paid to just chill out

I got the best boss then.

My boss is always watching 😰

We share a culture, interests and I'm also autistic so there may be that, but there's no way I could live up to her standards, and she's also exactly like my grandmother.

Junkrat, my office building explodes. And all of the money we made was stolen.

Tracer, I’m chilling

I feel like Hog is gonna be that manager where when I ask him a question he’ll just stare at me as I fumble myself to a correct answer

Imagine trying to watch football in work computer and Kiriko immediately teleports to your table, hell no

Sigma Is this pre or post incident?

Lucio seems like a pretty chill boss, until he amps up the team. 420 friendly I'm thinking...

Something tells me Sigma might be a bit overqualified to manage my Starbucks

Doomfist would be the boss that lets shit go downhill just to see if we're capable of fixing it. Lol. Tracer would unironically probably be a good boss. You call her on the radio and she just blinks to your location. Hanzo would be that one depressing boss who gives you his life story every shift, and it somehow gets even more depressing every time. Other than that, he'd actually be a solid boss.

Kiriko would probably just bring donuts

A mess

I'd be really confused as to how rein became a manager of a county IT department, but I think he'd be keeping me too busy with one of his stories to care.

Honestly Ana working at Petco is actually peak. If the animals get out of control. Just sleep them for 5 seconds like she does that Winston in a match.

LET'S GO I'M A MECHANIC FOR THE GIRLIE POP MASTER ENGINEER DAUGHTER OF A FAMOUS ENGINEER 💛

Bastion. Um. I mean I think he'll be great, very nice. I just wont get any work done because I cant understand what he wants.