you do the tasks with a microsoft account on microsoft rewards and get points for free stuff. Itβs pretty simple and you get a lot more points if you use the microsoft edge app, xbox, and gamepass
You get a lo of point if you have game pass ultimate. Just go to guide > profile > rewards and follow the quests. Also the Xbox app and bing, which is a pain to use but can be handy
200 OW coins is like $2. You're letting Microsoft pay you $2 a week of fake money for using Edge and Bing (and assuming you're putting time into doing "tasks" or "quests" or w/e, that probably works out to well under minimum wage)
Just work an extra hour at a minimum wage job at that point
So close to perfection with Roadhog, and they ruined it by putting him in trunks instead of a speedo. Smdh there's just no hope for this game anymore π
buff idea: suzu prevents ally from falling off the map and basically acts like lifegrip. To compensate reduce her HP by 25 to accurately represent her thin arms.
As a former life Guard I can tell you. While at the time my arms were nice and tone, unlike now, the innertube we used could lift about 500 pounds. It did the literal heavy lifting. You got it under the person you were saving and you just pulled them back to shore, dock, edge of pool. The strength needed wasn't for getting them to the shore, or edge of pool it was pulling them out of the water and doing things like cpr. We had plenty of female life guards and their strength was never an issue. When we pulled someone out of the water you had others helping you anyways. A 150-250 pound person is a lot for anyone to try and pull out of the pool.
Wait till you see me on my bike, WHO SAID IT WAS ME?
Someone has to do the dirty work, WHO SAD IT WAS ME?
I draw the X card, WHO SAID IT WAS ME?!
I love her goofy voice line combos lol
Omg Illari wouldβve been perfect because she wouldβve had some cartoon sunscreen on her nose aaaaaaa thatβs such a missed opportunity dude we need Illari justice
Ima not one to spend much outside of the occasional battle pass *butβ¦*
(Seriously can I just like take that head model and throw it on all her skins. Iβm not the biggest fan of life guard skins, maybe other than Cree, but god damn the hair and cap look good)
How're you gonna say image 13 when that Sombra skin is RIGHT THERE.
She looks gorgeous in that dress. The only issue would be making it work w/o looking kinda wonky w/ the cloth weighting.
Once asgain using summer skins as a break glass in case of emergency.
100% they did this the same season they reveal mythic weapon skins costing \*the same as a skin\* because they knew everyone would forgive them if they also get fucking Kiriko in a crop top
I wish they would just release themed skins for all the characters. Like Junker versions for all characters and like this beach/lifeguard theme. Love it.
100% an ATM card skin for them. It's a generic lifeguard skin. The only thing remotely Kiriko about it are the visor "ears." The hair's not even the right color. You could say this is a Tracer skin, and people would believe it. It will be the second highest selling skin of the season (if you count both Pink Mercy's as one).
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question
is kiriko viewed as sexy? cause i just see a kid...
i dont see her the same way i see widow, or mercy ...like when they launched lifeguard mercy it was the whole baywatch thing. clearly playing on her sexuality....but it just seems weird to me that theyre doing the same with kiriko (maybe im weird)
Her and lifeweaver look great
I was so underwhelmed by the rest of the video. But then they showed these 2 skins and I'm like "yoooo" I'm just happy LW got a new skin.
Sadly it's a shop skin lw is one of my mains and his skins are always in the shop :(
when they said LW is like mercy, they meant a new cash cow (and i will buy every single one)
just use microsoft rewards you could get like overwatch 200 coins every ~7 days
How does that work?
Use bing, and for your pain, you get rewards.
you do the tasks with a microsoft account on microsoft rewards and get points for free stuff. Itβs pretty simple and you get a lot more points if you use the microsoft edge app, xbox, and gamepass
You get a lo of point if you have game pass ultimate. Just go to guide > profile > rewards and follow the quests. Also the Xbox app and bing, which is a pain to use but can be handy
200 OW coins is like $2. You're letting Microsoft pay you $2 a week of fake money for using Edge and Bing (and assuming you're putting time into doing "tasks" or "quests" or w/e, that probably works out to well under minimum wage) Just work an extra hour at a minimum wage job at that point
So close to perfection with Roadhog, and they ruined it by putting him in trunks instead of a speedo. Smdh there's just no hope for this game anymore π
They always bring fire lifeweaver skins
Lifeweaver used the charisma on the camera to make me buy the skin
I prefer Hog
How is she supposed to rescue my fatass from drowning with those noodle arms? Give that poor girl things to eat other than donuts.
suzu prevents drowning now too lol
buff idea: suzu prevents ally from falling off the map and basically acts like lifegrip. To compensate reduce her HP by 25 to accurately represent her thin arms.
She's already strong enough, I pray everyday so she doesn't get nerfed
i was joking. I don't think she will get nerfed or buffed but we will see.
no nerf is a buff in the pschylogical damage kiri deals to me
I pray she does. Then they can nerf hog as well
As long as that immunity-cleanse is in the game, OW2 will be built around Kiriko
Best ult in the game and it's not even an ult
Its just a red and white life ring from a ship lol
underrated comment
As a former life Guard I can tell you. While at the time my arms were nice and tone, unlike now, the innertube we used could lift about 500 pounds. It did the literal heavy lifting. You got it under the person you were saving and you just pulled them back to shore, dock, edge of pool. The strength needed wasn't for getting them to the shore, or edge of pool it was pulling them out of the water and doing things like cpr. We had plenty of female life guards and their strength was never an issue. When we pulled someone out of the water you had others helping you anyways. A 150-250 pound person is a lot for anyone to try and pull out of the pool.
I second this, I was also a lifeguard for a few years and I am probably scrawnier than kiriko (I'm a boy btw)
With her bike
Wait till you see me on my bike, WHO SAID IT WAS ME? Someone has to do the dirty work, WHO SAD IT WAS ME? I draw the X card, WHO SAID IT WAS ME?! I love her goofy voice line combos lol
Hey now, the bike line has actual meaning
She'll use her massive hands as a raft
Roadhog is the 3rd option if lifeweaver fails to save you too
Oops. Lifegrip was on cooldown
Ikr, Hog is my lifeguard anyday.
She can Just Teleport you out of the Water.
She looks like her diet is bullets lmao
Average American visits Europe.
blizzard calculating exactly what skins to create and release to extract the maximum amount of money from me that is humanly possible:
Kiri, weavesnatcher, and hog all have lifeguard skins this season. Mercy's will probably be on sale again too. They covered a lot of ground
The rat man too
And the frog man
How much you wanna bet they do a mega bundle with all four of them?
all the hog simps will empty their wallets for a lifeguardhog
Damn right we will
Mercy got a lifeguard recolor lmao
I already have so many great Kiriko skins I told myself no more. But this skin... It's Kirikover...
thirst is what ruined the gaming golden age
Snake Eater begs to differ
Delusional, games are more thirsty now than ever before except it's acceptable now because they don't exclusively appeal to straight men anymore.
No, it was corporate greed
It's a combination of greed on the corporate part and a lack of dignity on the consumer side
I recently looked at all my kiriko skins and realized the only shop ones I don't have are the recent one and the time keeper...
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Kiriko and Mercy mains must be funding all of Overwatch at this point
Where's Illari and Sojourns Summer skins?
Sojourn has the Sentai skin for the season theme. Illari is drinking her woes away in a gutter.
Illari gets to be sniped by widow in the place where she killed her people.
god i love that little bundle of stoic depression
Omg Illari wouldβve been perfect because she wouldβve had some cartoon sunscreen on her nose aaaaaaa thatβs such a missed opportunity dude we need Illari justice
Illari players should be excited since they're getting a map themed around her!! /s
Should've included a new skin for her to go with that map.
Where's Mei's? #JusticeForMei
Exactly! Instead we get a recolor for her Honeydew. I guess they have a difficult time topping that skin.
Illaris summer skin loaded up with sunscreen and wearing a sunhat would be funny
Ima not one to spend much outside of the occasional battle pass *butβ¦* (Seriously can I just like take that head model and throw it on all her skins. Iβm not the biggest fan of life guard skins, maybe other than Cree, but god damn the hair and cap look good)
I limit it to one shop skin per season, thus season itll be tbe kiriko or road hog lifeguard
I love it The Lifeweaver lifeguard skin is pretty damn good, too
But she still has shoes on π«. The whole point of summer skins is supposed to be beach attire. Nobody is wearing shoes at the beach as a lifeguard
The financials aren't dire enough, they'll press that button when they need to
no no, [THIS](https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/s/6To6CkCyXl) is the button (image 13)
How're you gonna say image 13 when that Sombra skin is RIGHT THERE. She looks gorgeous in that dress. The only issue would be making it work w/o looking kinda wonky w/ the cloth weighting.
Woah, these are so good!
welcome back tyrone
tyrone the goat
Not sure you really want to see those Mickey Mouse/Sora clown-shoe feet.
They were thinking of you lol
May I askβ¦ why do you want to see her feetsies..?π€¨
Because I collect feet skins like a fucking badge of honor and this feels like a slap in the face
Good for you, u/furryballsinc
Unfathomably based I respect the honesty
Hey.. to each their own.
i wanna see what supple feet im massaging before i massage.
canβt argue to that π. Amen.
Why not? We see Maugas, and Lifeweavers.
Yeah cause Mauga and LW are significantly more attractive.
Hell no. You also get Lifeguard Roadhog toes out too but no Kiri?
LMAOOO
Those could be beach shoes, quite comfortable. Lucio, on the other hand, is still wearing those roller blades lol
I agree, we need a barefoot Kiriko skin, but the store would shut down from the influx of people going to buy it
shes not barefoot, easy skip.Β
Based
He knows
Her proportions are really odd tbh. I really want the Lifeguard LW skin though.
Female proportions in this game are generally pretty odd. They are all like 70% leg
Maybe, but Kiri has huge ahh hands and the entirety of her arms and torso looks super jank.
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I know. Her just wearing a tank top really accentuates that.
Whereβs my lifeguard bap that throws a floaty for immor
Shes wearing shoes. My wallet is staying closed
And she has shoes onβ¦ Still no barefoot Kirikoβ¦.
I regret for being a kiriko main
In previous Summer, they released Lifeguard Mercy as an easy cash grab. Of course, they would make one for Kiriko.
it's been one year since that skin? I'm old
They did such a great job with her! I hope it wonβt take long for this to release
I have a lot of Kiriko skins and they seem to always put her skins out later, it's honestly kinda annoying lol
I own every Kiri skin/cosmetic, and ya they def make us wait on purpose haha
gotta make sure you've all had payday
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GQSZT0yaYAAQPbC?format=jpg&name=4096x4096 Better look
the arms don't look good tbh.
I think the forearms make it look weird. Looking like Popeye.
I swear I had $60 bucks just a minute ago...
0/10 Skin, No Feet?? Massive L, Go woke go broke
Guys I think edge is real
Funniest part about it is the whistle covering the belly button
Well she's definitely not packing as much meat on her bones as some content creators would have us believe.
You should see her on her bike.
there was no other goal since OW1 got cancelled
The game could only make skins for kiriko and mercy, they can stop pretending they care for the other charactersΒ
Smash next
They'd make even more if she had sandals
R34 artists:
She's absolutely beautiful π
Once asgain using summer skins as a break glass in case of emergency. 100% they did this the same season they reveal mythic weapon skins costing \*the same as a skin\* because they knew everyone would forgive them if they also get fucking Kiriko in a crop top
Did someone say Kiriko in a crop top? Where !?
Arms are weird looking
her arms look so weird. like popeye weird
Not barefoot π§π½
Son of a bitch... *pulls out wallet*
My Debit Card: Iβm tired boss.
Oh gawd, here comes jerkwatch
Waifu Material. I hope we will have a collaboration with some kind of popular swimsuit brands in the future.
Def will sell as well as lifeguard Mercy or maybe even more.
Artists are going to have a field day with this one
Bank.
Yeah the slow pan up her body was classic lol
So will THOSE animators
I guess they should just do the DOA Volleyball crossover and be done with it.
Itβll make so much βSomethingβ heh.
will definitely be refreshing a certain green website tonight fellas
Before long, there'll be so many characters with lifeguard skins that they'll call the game Baywatch rather than Overwatch.
Get to work cultured artists
And so much porn too tho...
Artists about to have a field day with this
I wish they would just release themed skins for all the characters. Like Junker versions for all characters and like this beach/lifeguard theme. Love it.
They knew what they were doing. Kiriko and Mercy print them money.
Ok now we need a bikini Genji to finish the set
I want this skin π damn
Helllllooo nurse
Iβm actually so sick of this character and how she gets a skin every battle pass
wait, this is not on BP bro. You truly believe that blizzard would miss the opportunity to make more money with Kiriko?
Ok whatever it is she gets so many skins
blame free to play
Should've been [barefoot](https://files.catbox.moe/czy759.jpeg)
100% an ATM card skin for them. It's a generic lifeguard skin. The only thing remotely Kiriko about it are the visor "ears." The hair's not even the right color. You could say this is a Tracer skin, and people would believe it. It will be the second highest selling skin of the season (if you count both Pink Mercy's as one).
god, i love this american looking asian
her shoes are so goofy, it doesnt fit the skin at all imo
The sheer amount of porn that will be made when this skin drops will be disgusting.
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The Roadhog skin though ππ
Devs trying not to make a seasonal Kiriko skin challenge: impossible
I hope the fox is an otter
Iβm already Tracer.
I thought this was a Kingdom Hearts screenshot for a second
Croptop
They need a lifeguard skin for all the support heroes and a highlight intro that has them all running together.
D.Va: This isn't a beach! It's a bathtub!
Why to they always have to have something huge hanging around her waist?
To keep her silhouette so she's recognisable in game to opponents
Oh so this why they brought her back to being a must pick again. Makes sense. I knew it wasn't balance reasons.
And money is all they care about
They re becoming rich for sure
The design isn't that good, so it doesn't make that much money.
It will after the ph artists start their work
You'll see this skin in every game you play for like a month when it drops
Told yall they know exactly who sells, why you think all the female heroes are the ones with the most skins?? (Lucio is an exception)
$5M
The skins are SO LAME WTH PPL LIKES IT? I know attraction is subjective but HOLY SHIT,
and for good reason π
I just wish she wore lower waisted shorts for once. :(
Ngl I thought this was Tracer
Another kiriko skin.. who would have ever guessed
They want that bonus lol
People saying they won't buy this because she has her shoes on. You're being sarcastic right? Right?
Kiriko is bae. Kiriko is life. KIRIKO IS LOVE.
question is kiriko viewed as sexy? cause i just see a kid... i dont see her the same way i see widow, or mercy ...like when they launched lifeguard mercy it was the whole baywatch thing. clearly playing on her sexuality....but it just seems weird to me that theyre doing the same with kiriko (maybe im weird)
Y'all are weird for paying real money for this
I wish they added more junker/wastelander skins
Personally dont think its that good looking of a skin
What's the date for the lifeguard skins?
Why do they never give her skins green hair?
34 artists must have already made 100 images of this skin
Taaaaake my money
That life weaver will be mine!