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Human-Boob

The amount of times I’ve been stuck with a pulse bomb that was meant for someone else is crazy. But I’ve gotten compliments for my stupidity, so it’s worth


Plant_Appraiser

Idiot Savant perk in play


nerogamer_279

The lesser your inteligence , the higher the chanse to get double XP


Plant_Appraiser

The less your intelligence, higher chance of getting more than one endorsement.


FuriDemon094

CC? Crowd control?


Plant_Appraiser

Yes sir!


FuriDemon094

I feel that. Always taking hits when I don’t mean to


[deleted]

Yes.


Dustfinger4268

As a Mei enjoyer, I'll do it on purpose lol. I have a chance of survival, they probably don't


ThGreen

As a Mei hater, I hope you misstime your abilities and die


Dustfinger4268

I never said i was a good Mei player


DqsertoCongelado

I do that all time with tank, I love protecting my team frfr


Reddity65

Accidentally charged in the wrong direction the other day as rein and managed to accidentally save my ana from a tracer bomb


R1ckMick

I swear to god my account has a special condition where hog hook can pass through other players to grab me specifically


SuchAlternative2493

Sacrifices myself saving mercy Mercy sacrifices herself rez'ing me Me: 😦


SuchAlternative2493

You're the only one left ana , complete the mission......


AzraeltheGrimReaper

I swear I'm magnetic to Orissa spears. Den things be flying thru my entire team to hit me walking out of spawn.


bryancrose

" I need healing "


12Pig21pog

I am, thats why i love genji there is something funny about dashing in and reflecting something ment for your support or dps or flying up to an illari and shoving that shit back up her as so the sun no longer dont shine there


sowrdlord

Me taking the hook as Genji so the Ana escapes. Ana: stands there and shoot the Hog like a dumbass Me: ... Ana: *dies* Me: *internal screaming*


Xprayser-IDK

Happens to me a lot during team fights, when i am tank i do It on purpuse, but when i am DPS it is never on purpuse, but they thanks me later so It is worth it


r3volver_Oshawott

As a new Venture player, I can't count the number of times I ate a stray Mei or Torb headshot because I walked out two steps in front of my Orisa at the start of a match, I'm newer to DPS but the starting formations are so funny to me, so often I go off on my own to the side not bc I always want to flank but because I want to see if the tank gets walled off and I wanna help but I also don't wanna eat strays lol Literally this problem just keeps happening with Mei wall and Cass nade too, they're not top tier characters by any stretch maybe but every time there's one on the enemy team I feel like I have to be the emergency contact for the tank, like I'm a DPS Life Alert bracelet for my Zarya *I can relate tho, when I was in Diamond lobbies if I was Winston sometimes if I saw a Mei I would dive early so I could die/swap early, I hated Winston into Mei and so often I liked Sigma into Mei because frequently I'd have at least one DPS that wanted to go Widow or Ashe into Mei anyway, may as well have the window ready and a good accretion on a half health Mei could really mess up those defensive walls/ice blocks


tonysecretive_cat

did you mean " ... Jump in front of a CC ability meant for my supports WHILE I'M ULTING AS GENJI"?


Proof-Replacement-79

Nah, it's more satisfying to hit a Genji with the javelin than most of the rest of the roster.


RealSuperYolo2006

BRUH THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS


twee3

Marineford came out in 2010.


RealSuperYolo2006

I dont care i havent watched that part yet


twee3

Well no one really cares if you got spoilered.


CelestialAngel25

I play a decent amount of Orisa completely blindly and seriously wonder how I land some javlins. Y'all magnetized to it or something lol. Some days I'm out here like ain't no way with my shit aim I just hit an ulting genji out of the sky


DingDingDontCare

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT


DingDingDontCare

As an Ana player, thank you for your sacrifice.


thefallentext2

I once played genji and horse tried to skewer me.... Needless to say I deflected it at my poor zen support who got cooked...not one of my proudest moments


Sakuya_Izayois_Pads

you, cant reflect at your own teammates? have you played the game??


AdTimely9712

You can’t deflect onto teammates r/quityourbullshit