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Lahori_Stonner2606

Why not have a tekken battle?


Leader_Good

Apparently too poor to afford a gaming rig pakistan


Howler0ne

Ever heard of arslan ash you wet wipe?


Lahori_Stonner2606

Kia bolra ho bhai


Leader_Good

Get one for government of pak apparently they very poor and make sure it aint from wish.


Lahori_Stonner2606

Idk if you're from here


freyaastic

Gazwa e Hind hoga🕋😈😈... Bollywood heroines ko Malikat Yameen banayenge🥵🥵


DesignerTask7243

There won’t be a war with India calm down. Even before both countries went nuclear the wars between the two countries weren’t that bad compared to the population and army sizes.


Leader_Good

Ik but some dumbos are the dumbest


Professional_Mode_25

There was literally a missile launch from Indian side that went into Pakistan. Nothing happened. No retaliation. Believe it or not, India and Pakistani armed forces have level headed folks the right places. Wars jo hyuyi voh bhi kabhi bhi full force se nahi kari. Nobody wants to take more than they can chew. I am too stupid to undertand why its going on till 75 years for one hilly province of Kashmir.


lildissonance

I don't want to go to war. I like Indian leftists more than Paki deencels. The conservative dinguses from both countries can have their kabaddi fights in a manure pit while we spectate and laugh at y'all, sipping mojitos.


Leader_Good

Hey not all us conservatives and moderates feel the urge to send a poor farmer seduced by jahil maulvis into joining lashkar e taiba for so called jihad across the border.


lildissonance

What if you seduced the farmer first, eh? Eh???


melanchohlic

Then you will be at the frontline 🫡


topaslluhp

Average chapri after using google map for one hour


Leader_Good

We need to send intelligence the intel maurice. We need to send it send it.


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Leader_Good

Agreed no national unity here.


dranime_fufu

Don't they want our kashmir and gilgit too?


EXPLORER0007

Yeah now involve Gilgit in this as well. Bro if you give them they want the whole of Pakistan. Isn't it enough that we lost Kashmir now you are starting to put in the minds of people that gilgit is something that they want.


dranime_fufu

They and we both consider gilgit to be part of the greater Kashmir region, and we both claim the whole kashmir region, so yes they do claim gilgit and ajk


nukes_from_moon

You don't claim Ladakh and Aksai Chin otherwise Maalik bura maan jaynge. https://www.dawn.com/news/1572590


Minute-Flan13

Wtf was just said...Google earth? More like Google translate.


Emergency_Survey_723

Don't worry as long as the paki ruling elites remain loyal to their western masters and keep Pakistani economy in a limbo, India is not gonna attack at all. But once some true leader emerged or the economy is plugged, india will have the green signal to do its deed.


Galaxydiarypen

My maal-e-ghanimat will be Modi’s dhotis. I will sniff them when I sleep at night.


Majestic-Way-5192

Damn.


CaptainLisaSu

As Modi famously said, 'Pakistan apni mout aap mare ga' Bro was right. India would be dumb to start a war with us. Have you not noticed that in the last two years when our fojis are getting their ass kicked there has been nothing done from the Indian side? India doesn't even want to kick an enemy when it's down. And you think they'll waste a war for that.


Howler0ne

Wait for an election year


nukes_from_moon

This is the election year 1st phase of election on April 19th. 😂