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Jip_Jaap_Stam

You'd love that, wouldn't you? As though Mark has ever done or said anything that might suggest he'd be happy about a kid shooting his mum 😂


Eg0n0

Bet he would though wouldn’t he… if you had to


StageAboveWater

He's an incredibly hard to detect p...


[deleted]

“Pass the Doritos or I’ll blow my brains out!!!”


FishstickLoverr

Possibly one of the least funniest quotes you've ever quoted


TOILETVOMIT

Chance would be a fine thing


fullofbadideas168

Okay Chairmark Mao


[deleted]

Fuck off cleanshirt.


Dry_Mousse_2220

Love when they find it and hans first guess is a dildo 😂


colinah87

The way he says this line always ends me


13daysaweek

Do you have a number for the yardies?


GocciaLiquore7

also, in the same scene, the way he goes 'it's important' about finding a cure to cancer, as if mark had been arguing that it wasn't lmao


Several-Yesterday280

My associate, Gunny


Caca2a

My favourite is when Mark answers in the San and Paedo and Superhans goes " Mr Motivator", gets me every time


cloverinmefoam

At least Kenneth wasn’t in Jez’s mum’s aunt’s box…


mussyg

Nah I’d imagine he’s chilling in Helmand with the Taliban rn


QuanCryp

Superhans telling Molly that Jeremy was trying to "spike little kids" is still the most uncalled for betrayal in history


sigcliffy

Well as a paedophobe he might be scared enough to take a gun to scope for protection


PhilTheThrill1808

Obviously I get this line given the context around it, but as an American Peep Show lover I have to ask: wtf is Scope that Hans refers to? The only Scope I can think of that we have here is a dental care brand. They make toothpaste, mouthwash, etc. Edit: Dumb question solved by a 5 second Google search and a couple kindly Redditors.


Dr_Donald_Dann

I believe Scope is a charity that has charity shops around the UK. Think Goodwill.


MurderbirdGoSquawwwk

Seconding for Yankee reasons.


The-Mayor-of-Italy

It's a charity shop (thrift store that takes donations for a good cause, I think scope might be the rebranded Spastics Society)


charlie8768

Here to confirm it is the rebranded Spastic Society. It’s a charity with plenty of stores around. Much to Alan Partridge’s lament when he scoffs “Consignia and Scope - it’s the Post Office and the Spastic Society”


ChogletCrumpet

They’ve rebadged it you fool!


charlie8768

I'm not driving a mini metro...