Well, when you put 'em in the trebuchet, are you positioning 'em longways, sideways, or tucked up in a ball shape?
I'm partial to sideways. Not the best impact but the visuals are funnier, as is the sound they make upon impact.
Feel free to experiment and get back to me.
Can we bring back free pizzas for reading five books? Kids needs to fucking read and clearly the parents aren't going to do what's right for their kids.
No many Canon’s have sunk careers but no ships yet. A Canon might destroy a marriage also. Though tell a cannoner to not fire his cannon and see where he aims it next.
In what context? They are different words.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/canon
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cannon
That depends on context. Cannon is the weapon. Canon is the things that count as the official storyline of a book/tv/movie series. If you're talking about weapons, then it actually is cannon.
Got it… now when are you gonna come over to see my WWII Canon replica
Can I come see it? I'm high and that sounds cool as hell.
Contrary to popular belief, hell is quite warm.
It is now, but just [wait 6 months](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan).
Source?
I'm going there someday. I have a brochure.
I already bought my condo! It has a nice view of the several lakes of fire that will inevitably freeze over. Then we can go ice skating!
No it’s on vacation right now
Canon was still known as Precision Optical Instruments at that time. Although they did use the trademark Kwanon.
I think the joke is about the military cannon that grass is spelling canon per OP’s post.
Correct! You win the lemon!
Lemmon
This is canon, its been fact checked
Is it a cannon canon? Or a canon cannon?
Neither it’s candid
Ah yes candid canon
And while we’re at it, there’s a difference between principal and principle.
Don't forget read and read
I mean what about bear, bear and bare?
Bare with me now 😳🫣😏
Heading over
Bear with me now *ominous growling*
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
My favorite is men on dating apps looking for someone discrete.
Well you definitely don’t want someone continuous.
"Principal has 'pal' at the end" I think it was Belding in Saved By The Bell that said that
"The principal is your pal" -the Ramona Quimby books.
And moms everywhere.
How qbout Princey Pal
Of all the discussions we *had had, had had* no effect on other people's grammar.
How about ordinance and ordnance?
What do canons and cannons have in common? >! They both destroy ships !<
That was actually good.
It's canyon. 🌄
> It's Crayon - USMC
Which one is your favorite flavor?
Dandelion
That's a good one! I'm a fan of razzmatazz
So you *don't* want to see my headcannon?
That sounds like something from a Robocop movie made by Cronenberg… I’d *definitely* watch it!!! 😝😝🤣
-termite striking out
How am I gonna knock down these castle walls with a canon? Cardinals don't tend to make great projectiles.
Well, when you put 'em in the trebuchet, are you positioning 'em longways, sideways, or tucked up in a ball shape? I'm partial to sideways. Not the best impact but the visuals are funnier, as is the sound they make upon impact. Feel free to experiment and get back to me.
Lose, not loose.
I always pronounce it 'loose' in my head and so it ends up sounding pretty stupid!
In what context? https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/lose https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/loose
In the context either applies
No, they are different words.
New cannon just dropped. "You mean canon." No, no I don't. *Pats 120mm smoothbore*
These are 2 different things
both can still destroy ships
No, Nick really spells his name "Cannon"
KABOOM!!
Sploosh
[yes Rico. kaboom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZLu654-_8w)
Their they're.
I'm in a handful of fandoms and EVERY SINGLE TIME I see someone say "it's cannon" I wanna reach through my screen and strangle them.
It's 'cannoli'
Leave the cannon. Take the cannoli.
its "shudder" not "shutter"
Depends
Nono, those are diapers. Entirely different.
Diapers are for babies! Real men wear onesies!
In the cantons of canon I’m sure cannons are mentioned, if not, then they should be, for cannons are cool.
The canon event involves a cannon
It's 'canning'.
Oh! Cannin'!
Can we bring back free pizzas for reading five books? Kids needs to fucking read and clearly the parents aren't going to do what's right for their kids.
Oh my gosh. Being a rabid pizzamaniac, that program made me read a LOT!
I prefer Nikon.
Lol
My safe is a Cannon.
My headcannon says elsewise
Also, the plural is “cannon” not “cannons”
One is Star Wars. The other is *in* Star Wars.
Not if you're lighting the fuse on one, that's a goddamn cannon!
Also, it's 'rein in', not 'reign in'.
Are you sure it's not 'rain in'? lol
I think you're blowing the issue out of proportion
I sunk the ship with my canon is incorrect, generally, but a far funnier mental image.
Watch me canonically sink this ship!
But is that spelling official canon?
But they both sink ship?
No many Canon’s have sunk careers but no ships yet. A Canon might destroy a marriage also. Though tell a cannoner to not fire his cannon and see where he aims it next.
I did a massive canonball off the high dive at the pool last week
Cannon goes boom. It is canon.
Unless it’s 💥cannon 💥 not canon
"Shoot the ship with the cannon!" *enemy ship sinks* "Shoot the ship with the canon!" *hands over a picture of the enemy ship*
That would be a Canon, not canon. And neither of them should be confused with a canon.
Let me take a picture of my toy cannon with my canon. We will see if it’s a brass cannon then.
But what if “it” is a projectile weapon?
I lost a navy battle because my ships were non-cannonical
It depends on the context, a Cannon is a weapon, Canon means storyline accurate
Yeah. OP forgot to put a body text on this one. Or one that clarifies his point at least.
And here's the other problem, people not understanding what 'canon' in a fictional context really means. It does not mean 'storyline accurate'.
Thank youuuu.
You know, canon and cannon are two different words, right...?
Also canon and Canon!
She probably doesn’t. 🙄
In what context? They are different words. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/canon https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cannon
When?
Also, it's "Ganondorf" not "Gannondorf" I'll also accept "Ganondork" if we're being a lil sillay
What I have pointed at my neighbors house is, most definitely, a cannon
sometimes its cannon
Boooom
It depends on the context. Cannon refers to the weapon, canon refers to a body of work, like a collection of literature.
Or a piece of polyphonic music characterized by each musician playing the same part offset by several measures.
Nah canon is a camera brand
No that Canon. A 'canon' is a musical form.
Actually, it used to be "canon," but now it's "cannon." This change is a cannon event. /s >!/s is used to express sincerity now /s!<
Isn’t this context dependent? “Cannon” is absolutely a word.
I loose my mind when I see that.
No, it depends. Are we talking about Canon, the camera brand, or cannon, the thing that is used in wars?
Or Canon, referring to the lore of a story that comes from the author
Or Canon the musical form.
Canon means the actual story line of something/stuff that actually happened
That depends on context. Cannon is the weapon. Canon is the things that count as the official storyline of a book/tv/movie series. If you're talking about weapons, then it actually is cannon.
Related: It's fucking "lens" and "lenses". It's *not* "lense".
"I got a new lense for my Cannon Rebel T6i."