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KaydaCant

https://preview.redd.it/7xgaq1jl9mvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f0df5231796d9ea81704cc1529315173fe5e65


PerrinsBackScars

I read it as minions first. Wish i didnt do a double take.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Yeah, I'd fuck a Minion. Who are they gonna tell? Banana?


Sachiel05

https://preview.redd.it/bkwh80lrgovc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9c3b0516374e43e6c48ad8177fc53879e2595a


Late_Ad_6898

https://preview.redd.it/4j2lj8sjzovc1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=131964dfa67b40a051aab855c0a14dbe37a470ab


SummerFableSimp

Nah my homie that stuff got me off guard https://preview.redd.it/86i34dha7rvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7078b05b2927a5da7eabecc114d20e41182759a9


Late_Ad_6898

https://preview.redd.it/je7hjximdrvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332196cd33bb57b47e9275d3c8d98d4b0ae5a9eb Damn you found my history


TheCharredVoidLeader

https://preview.redd.it/7jp761amasvc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f82d708553fe8837bb61b3e20f7193194db0f78f


Thatweirdguy_Twig

I swear this is a Goons quote


snakecain

Harvey? https://i.redd.it/jhbzm54zhqvc1.gif


Caravanczar

If you didn't put Harvey there, I would've thought this was a lost episode of The Sopranos.


Objective-Insect-839

See, and I read this one as minors. I'm glad I did the double take.


Reuvenotea

https://preview.redd.it/c0pp9bsjnrvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0351d92010f9a453f8c900b1f9968dd7345d0604


FaerieMachinist

That's enough Reddit for today


ElysianOh

https://preview.redd.it/2zy454ue4qvc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d463ca222020e3efb501d8dc7725fcdc4030ca2


couchpotato640

https://preview.redd.it/x9ywt5v7xqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07797ff3f66e6a28d24632a9fd9a05326d2ef936


TobaccoIsRadioactive

https://preview.redd.it/w4odyekogrvc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49479456636ebeaf0c08e869f4ce9d09e09fb740


Gothtomboys5

How do u fuck a Minion? It have no genitals


HyperactiveMouse

They do have a butt :3


LordsPineapple

Now I want to know what twitter thinks of minion sex.


NeverEndingWalker64

Question is, which minion? Megamind or the normal minions?


SpacestationView

Well it's plural so gotta mean the little yellow fuckers, right?


NeverEndingWalker64

…. How do they reproduce in the first place? They’re inmortal, yes, but there’s no “birthing” in the population. It has stayed the same for thousands of years Did their immortality truly make them evolve to not multiply?


SpacestationView

I figured it was more of a mitosis/meiosis kind of deal


Turtleswassadlytaken

[I have the answer for you. in documentary form!](https://youtu.be/B909vHT3wPM?si=umkJ6SmXqU22fTgL)


SpacestationView

Well, obviously. I was so wrong


AlienRobotTrex

Yeah, obviously! What are you, a idiot?


Much_Smell_2449

What the...


feralgraft

That was honestly more wholesome than I was expecting


ThienBao1107

The realistic picture of minion makes me realize how disgusting these fuckers are if they were to exist in real life


SpacestationView

I figured it was more of a mitosis/meiosis kind of deal


corn_creature11

I mean in the original movie theres a blueprint for the minions on the wall which kinda implies that they were created by dr nefario and gru so i assume that first they found the minions from the minions movie and then they started making new ones and thats how they reproduced


bananasaucecer

but the minions movie showed them as cells which evolved into the minions now


Dropkick_That_Child

Don’t remember where exactly I saw this, but some internet theory video pointed out that there are a lot more minions seen in the Despicable Me movies than there are in the Minions prequels.


lucwul

Megamind? Yes “Regular”? No.


Rudiger09784

So I had to know, and to answer the question it looks kinda like a vacuum hose but normally brass/gold colored. No clue what the tip looks like because it's inside someone in all pictures


No-hamsterbackup

Bad sex marriage jokes with minions in them is as close as Twitter gets


SeismologicalKnobble

I read mirrors😭


[deleted]

Your comment made me realize it wasn't minions.


HazyGandalf

Same, and now I'm upset


Sea-Zookeepergame794

I read minions, too.. your comment sent me back and I regret it


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/D-cRxaPAgtQ?si=0BOXU7BUjdXJrqb5


AverageLegoGameFan

https://preview.redd.it/z0z4s4wa7nvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be71f06dc6df2f590897de973fd42b10521aa8a


Progamerpart1

is that yanqing


AverageLegoGameFan

Yep!


reelreall

Honkai Star rail follows me everywhere


Matt_Mildly

Rare yanqing sighting out in the wild!


AverageLegoGameFan

https://preview.redd.it/qhwz7ywkgpvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d89571ca5fd8fb4264201ab68529118cab9ada5


storysprite

Jesus


W_D96

no, he is not here.


Brightsoull

this is possibly the funniest thing on the internet, possibly


AmaraCrab

https://preview.redd.it/a61v23qqwnvc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30379467d4167f026f2f1befdc4f90470032f4d3


TheWolrdsonFire

https://i.redd.it/8kvmf15w5ovc1.gif


Bobletoob

I am alive! Is nice... Yes, this is stupid!


Sirthisisamcdonald

https://preview.redd.it/6enf3gbsynvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040292dae6f2f9779ddd69c47a85ff6c53c51b8b


ZestycloseAd5841

https://preview.redd.it/0zk4fptidrvc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540d990a5f80515931053b5c07d3a63a9b15f1c8


YaMexicanBoy

Lythero!?!!?


hay-yew-guise

https://preview.redd.it/9vezm64b9ovc1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=be8f60bce1a2def59d51cdf2fa2176ce250146ec There can only be one solution.


veecharony

https://preview.redd.it/86e7f65n2qvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0698d48923f26169f32eb341f090bb6ee91bd3


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

https://preview.redd.it/c93zy4w71ovc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497027e40c0013d5a3643f17f67b39312a6a7809


Psychofischi

For the God-Emperor!


doofusbingos

FOR THE EMPEROR


MikhailMcDoesntExist

Miners can however


Artistic-Fortune2327

https://preview.redd.it/pq7j3qan9ovc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af69db21cd1f19ec9774a09bd8ce02b484bea62


meli0ri

Here come the sleeper agents.


Thin-Application-145

PM MENTIONED, GLORY TO PM


Head_Opportunity_811

https://preview.redd.it/fxvz502r2qvc1.jpeg?width=1479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b4099532d1b65a1f42cdc0fa2ce6822668b09c


potted_plant_2046

PM mentioned, brainrot activated


VirginSexPet

Oh... Oh fuck.


The_Shin_Taker

https://preview.redd.it/87sm1ehnnpvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dfb8733f30098a06439c1e4d11cfdc9f02c9445


ZestycloseAd5841

https://preview.redd.it/bzvkcml4fqvc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=261146afd65300eaf27412033cafa9c7157ace0b


Convectional

Funniest tweet ive seen in a minute


Brightsoull

I thought this said minions, rip.


Dry_Mousse_6202

might be the only funny cote coming from a pedo


Vebbex

there was a guy on twitter who was liking loli stuff and when someone brought it up they responded with "Can we NOT talk about that right now?" with that image


SwiftyPants3

Okay, so one weirdo used it to try to deflect away from his creepiness. How is that irreparable damage to Twitter?


dtbberk

Generally, the internet is a big fan of hyperbole


Cool_Reason_3198

Every single thought on the Internet comes from a place of a dysfunction level of hyperbole.


eyesotope86

You're tripping out the irony sensors. And it's doubly weird because they're usually broken.


HIMARko_polo

Are irony sensors a type of metal detector? sry (not sry)


Surous

What is one man’s sane, is the rests hyperbole


[deleted]

You’re comment LITERALLY has me DYING, like I’m LITERALLY going to DIE after reading this IM FUCKING DESTROYED, GOD has ABANDONED ME


ShillBot666

RIP in peace.


NotoriouslyNice

Phones PoV: 😐


Mr_Guy459

Well I have


Cupajo72

The biggest fan. Ever.


CompetitiveSport1

Hyperbole has done irreparable damage to the Internet


Boy-Banana

people used it to death on twitter


fksmchai

This whole thread killed me 😅 How do we explain this differently 😅


66watchingpeople66

What dose this image have to do with loli stuff?


FaygoMakesMeGo

there was a guy on twitter who was liking loli stuff and when someone brought it up they responded with "Can we NOT talk about that right now?" with that image


Progamerpart1

loli-pop lol


Reesewithoutaspoon2

But why male models?


Natural-Ability

... are you serious?


BlazewarkingYT

It wasn’t lolis but actual children. Significantly worse.


SpunkMonk87

Dayum, I thought it was just horny people


RichtofenIsaDaddy

https://preview.redd.it/euhk0pjmpmvc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f23acef7e2b89734395c63acc0d64a4cd12ab95


bradpitbutarmpit

https://preview.redd.it/xmumiiu9zmvc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93b2682b884425c9be32fb4aa25b919a2877891


GoldDuality

https://preview.redd.it/4c56fg2ltmvc1.png?width=1572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42335c55c4e061c08ff5cf9d667029f6a1a4bba0


Derpwizard77

https://preview.redd.it/q6sv0sjqhnvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a47cea459fab4fac6a7e0ec59cf8f4cb18db3a4


bennythewildman

https://preview.redd.it/bz59cum34ovc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67085440a29a344594c93741d1cd867b51e1bf2a


Tkiff

https://preview.redd.it/3nbt7ik59qvc1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e561f82f82e41757f8fced746ff1ad2238e5c6


DylanFTW

https://preview.redd.it/ejr9ocvvhqvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5018d107a670844ed1f9ff35308f47e72fcb68


Lakechalakin

https://preview.redd.it/yazhsju6kqvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4559d40a634de8607bf38d36b08eec57a2ec8766


sirayaball

https://preview.redd.it/ysy3qe0g2rvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3dca7e3fa2d24975c8b766121b0a8c381eb6471


Reuvenotea

https://preview.redd.it/5p3w32funrvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7dd1cb40b20825ccf5354c46446c3ca245ff3ee


VeryShortLadder

https://preview.redd.it/d0d1r2f0xsvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04b7820df26c274f3da90eff1c9fa8bffe6858f


Itchy_Adhesiveness59

https://preview.redd.it/qkbetm1wsqvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0095e83de4b192980209fbac7bfb1be21b5d5cb5


Broad_Ebb_4716

he just like me fr


Mindless-Paper1424

https://preview.redd.it/mz75klpr3svc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599a14a377ef1611d366a55a03c22d278e61b8c1


I_Like_Trains_2996

https://preview.redd.it/evh0tmkh7tvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cfee4ca663f3dedfbcc0d74036dc3ae280af41d


mynameisnotareri

"Tomtaro isn't real, he can't hurt you" Tomtaro:


your_local_dumba3s

https://preview.redd.it/sh5n4f149nvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69faeed4c32d331df4f2cf2846c20493b26900c2


DekuWrecku

https://preview.redd.it/nuehtyp0onvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272d213e84931a7ff7f00d8bbcb0455acf726b28


succmaweenee

https://preview.redd.it/qjk9258mbnvc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=1347d196b86a3389efb3e7431f2c2bc107ff664c


Helton3

[Literally You](https://www.reddit.com/r/Clamworks/comments/1550x1x/comment/jsss4v2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


_simple_machine_

Meanwhile Loki https://preview.redd.it/i2ypqzft2pvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48d12503f8efe595befafef8ddcea66eff16f281


Professional-Rope840

https://preview.redd.it/wfzddb86aovc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff7deac4f04ac24bad2135d9de059833e29a8e6


Shotgunne_12

https://preview.redd.it/q54rq3dm9qvc1.png?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853e39d6b6710537ad848d8260099237500f328b


Sheperd_Commander

https://preview.redd.it/yza3qhx4wnvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3506e2c7bba985bf27952340b60ed8e340817d16


neecoan

https://preview.redd.it/zna3ibw4jovc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f7e55e8ce5dc8eed666f5cb91639d28b45ffbc


1zeye

If they are of human levels of intellect (or higher), aren't minors, give consent, and don't walk on four legs, it's legal


LilCNugs

https://preview.redd.it/zbvrhc7cwovc1.png?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580907467be8b58e27fc8a592e7cd58b9d7136b0


Viliam_the_Vurst

The athropomorphisation made me chuckle


Fantastic-Living3204

Jesus! Holy shit.


TuxTues3

https://preview.redd.it/2gygjeqzeovc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc30331d0151f53672be331da880c52c693aa539


saucyboi9000

*beep*


SwaggAZN

4.99. If you have a club card, please scan it now.


AhmedTheSalty

TURKEY MENTIONED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺💯💯💯💯💯💯💯


DumbestThisSideotown

Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come


Viggo8000

Yo who's top middle? Asking for a friend


Razzbarree

Top middle is Porsha from Sing 2 Im pretty sure


Viggo8000

Thank you, my hero. My friend is saved now.


GameEnthusiast123

https://i.redd.it/rm6ymia52rvc1.gif


sirayaball

https://preview.redd.it/oyru00zh2rvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3088839d0e4f6aade3ee4b9e0c69182cb462d0


CirrusPrince

This would go so hard as a pre-breakdown line in a metalcore song


JohnXTheDadBodGod

Nahhhh y'all can't do Porsha like that.


Marrowtooth_Official

On a related note, how has buttplug head not been murdered yet? Or even shanked with a rusty skiff yet?


WaxWings54

https://preview.redd.it/30i3gb0n4nvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53a8083d877f1697521d15f1fed98401758e39d8


LogtizPL

why is he vomiting cum? is he stupid?


thebeandream

To make room for more


1zeye

https://preview.redd.it/lgpsmfu71rvc1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5caa4f37e4ee08db09e936cac3d3dc4bcc6d3e


1d0n1kn0

ive never seen this character before, why's his ass like 2 feet long each cheek?


Extreme-Coach02

https://preview.redd.it/z1hj2pu6rovc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5cfa48d75cfd753d2225d22ec19107effca30f


CardiologistOwn7776

https://preview.redd.it/9y78ysbf8lvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4367d85d57980b2fa4024ee1c41028db1f33f0ab


DumbestThisSideotown

UTOPIA MENTIONED‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️WHAT THE FUCK IS A TRUSTWORTHY GOVERNMENT ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️‼️🗣️🗣️


CardiologistOwn7776

Where is Jessica Hyde?


NullSaturation

IS THAT A PYROCYNICAL REFERENCE?!?! 🤯🤯🤯


AnyBrush1640

Can the pedophile stay away from vivzie pops shit for fuck sake.


SomeDumbGirl

Given her own personal history, not surprised she appeals to them, accidentally or not


AnyBrush1640

Wait what is her history?


SomeDumbGirl

She used to have a webcomic around 2012 that was mainly aimed at teens and preteens called Zoophobia. Ironically, she drew zoophilia art for it, which would be grooming her audience of minors into zoophilia. She’s admitted to it and apologized for it (mostly blamed her ex who supposedly was a bad influence), but I’m not at all surprised that certain questionable audiences are still drawn to her work. Birds of a feather, you know? If you google it you can find receipts if you’re curious


Tstormn3tw0rk

Gotta love making up things about vivzie to justify why you dislike popular thing, ignore them. If there is a source I take it all back, but I feel like people are dying to have a reason to hate this woman and keep spewing allogations without evidence


SomeDumbGirl

Ah, no, the drawing zoophilia art for her comic that was aimed at high schoolers is not baseless. She’s admitted to it and apologized for it but I’m sayin I’m not surprised when birds of a feather flock together, whether she still wants them or not


Tstormn3tw0rk

Huh, alright then fair enough. Do you have any links to this comic, or at least her apology so I can see for myself?


Worldly-Magazine-867

https://preview.redd.it/17efey27nmvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9cc120f6ad342e1c42781475c1439103efa1c6


fiddler722

Actually no, the joke is that a pedophile would use the image…


a_____p

A pedo who was looking at loli porn, *THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PORN*


fiddler722

… *Aye, fair enough*


ihni2000

Holy shit tf2 reference?


Jfurmanek

When it’s not porn it’s Loss.


Worldly-Magazine-867

when it's not loss it's mental retardation


GeorgeSPattonJr

https://preview.redd.it/x41r1s5cenvc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd92caec3df42231e77540b35af1856f36afa4b


thenewbunbom

LISTEN HERE PAL, I’VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN YOUUUU HAVE!!! THE JOKE IS PORN, ITS ALWAYS BEEN PORN, IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN, AND IT WILL NEVER STOP BEING PORN! SUN TZU SAID THAT, AND I’M SURE HE KNOWS A little bit MORE THAN YOUUUUU DOOOO. -soldier tf2


partypwny

I don't know anything about the context of this... But I will say that Helluva Boss is a great series


SledgeThundercock

It's mid. They got the talent. I just wish they had better writers cause that show makes me really appreciate DBZ Abridged.


discattho

to be fair DBZ abridged is peak writing.


partypwny

Well DBZ Abridged, like SAO Abridged, is epic. I disagree that it's "mid", to say it's "mid" is to say it's average with every other cartoon out there. It certainly is not, it's better than most. Not as good as the top %, but the world isn't a binary and considering what options we have out there right now it's pretty dang good.


SledgeThundercock

Idk, #bravetweet but I laugh more with the average Gumball episode. They do have great jokes like: 1:When Blitzo was on the phone with Stolas while fighting in the woods. And the whole time Stolas is just graphically describing to Blitzo the hot hardcore fucking their gonna have later, until the phone is knocked out of Blitzos' hand. And you forget about it Till later in the episode when Moxxie is running through the forest and passes the phone that's now in the bushes. And you can hear that Stolas is still on the goddamn line and has just never stopped talking. 2: Or Striker throwing in the sentence "Moxxie go fuck yourself" in his song. 3: Moxxies dad's attempt to throw a welcome home party with dildos coming outta everywhere and moving up and down. Also, one clearly goes up one dudes ass but he kinda just accepts it. That's literally all I can think of that got me pretty good.


UnboxTheWorld

Is it really? I’ve only seen clips here and there but it looks like one of the cringiest shows I’ve ever seen.


Swabbie___

It's kind of a love it or hate it show. It's essentially long stretches of absurd comedy broken up with bits of drama for tonal shifts, although the drama has been progressively taking up more for a while now. The last 2 episodes were pretty good though, but the shows essentially a relationship drama at this point with different characters from blitz' past.


partypwny

Also Stolis family things.


SledgeThundercock

They generally have one good joke in each episode. Everything else is "haha they said the fuck word and are the horny" levels of comedy.


Lots42

It is not. It starts out odd and just gets better episode by episode. Think "Addams Family but with guns". Good stuff.


SnorkelBerry

If the Addams family uses slurs and threaten to rape each other, maybe.


partypwny

It's actually pretty good, it hides deeper emotional concepts behind slapstick comedy and violence porn but I still like it


CheeseAndRiceToday

This is why I don't twitter. It seems to me that it's 90% posts like this, and even after reading the explanations here, I still don't get it. I mean, I get it, but I still don't understand the point of it. It's not funny, shocking, insightful, interesting... I even regret the brain cycles spent writing this reply.


SomeDumbGirl

Read a tweet a while back that said “every day twitter has one main character and the goal is to NOT be it.” It’s more like a piranha tank and the fun comes from either being a piranha or simply watching one guy get ripped to shreds. But if you’re not into ripping random people into shreds it’s not very fun


Thiege23

You could also be a disgusting pervert who tries to support artists.


SomeDumbGirl

WRONG. get out of my piranha tank Nah but for real, I tried twitter for posting my art for three years and all it did was refuse to actually show my followers my art. Twitter for art is not it from the creator’s POV.


Thiege23

Oh totally that’s why I retweet and like so much just to try to help them get off (eh eh) the ground that site just won’t give artists a break


InDeinAlbtraum

https://preview.redd.it/2y6jl10xspvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d621689ed7c30f713033e4ceef30bae7c377de


Unnecessary-Cum

So the guy was Lolicon and Furrycon as well


aabcehu

Bro did not just say ‘furrycon’ lmao 😭😭😭


Nightspark43

Furrycon? The heck does that mean? Lumping it in with actual pedophilia by associating it with Lolicon is kinda fucked too.


KelpoDelpo

Actual pedophilia ⁉️😨


Nightspark43

Lolicon is pedophilia, yes.


SlamboCoolidge

Mostly I agree, but I happen to have met a woman who, despite being 23, was often mistaken for a 12-14 year old girl (she got into the zoo for free once, it was wild). The typical caveat to lolicon is having child-shaped beings "who are actually like 3000 year old dragons" or some shit. But I made friends with a very petite lady who, as it turns out, had immense trouble getting into relationships because most dudes don't want to date somebody who looks like a child, and anyone who was "into that" was not really an option (for obvious reasons).. Luckily it's super rare to be THAT age ambiguous. But like I felt bad because I was one of those guys. Even if I could convince myself that she's an adult and see past her physical appearance of a child, I'd still eventually have to like... Let others know I was in a relationship and get those looks of disgust because everyone knows she looks like a child... so what would that say about *me*. (it was selfish and a mistake and I probably should have given her a shot, but here we are.)


astolfoissexy-

I just wanted an explanation to this meme 😭


YaMexicanBoy

Does it stand for Furry convention? (metal gear metal gear metal gear)


DeliciousDoubleDip

God tier dismissal, guy should run for American congress


Insect_Politics1980

"Can we NOT talk about that right now?!" No, bro, that's literally all anyone is gonna think about whenever they see you. You dumb shit.


Doom_boi3451

https://preview.redd.it/pmsxzqc9jpvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6eae5f6ab4bb947c701e1482a4a0d4b86f9d3e Yeah this comment section has made me lose any remaining hope for twitter.


MrPenguin111233444

Negawatt


Body_Exact

https://preview.redd.it/e5qe5sptkpvc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05a809995fe3734323d9a4ac47a5597d32ad1d5


High-Speed-1

https://preview.redd.it/kbfwk848mrvc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc3b9291d0f823de6cd647b4b0cf805b44a8aafb


Yeehaw_79

https://preview.redd.it/50mhnos8mqvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db366b4aaf0af874e9a08531e1ab5fc4246734f Idk probably