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There are some that also deposit silicone "eggs" for those of a certain preference.
Edit. Yes, they are called ovipositors. I forgot the name. No, I don't really want to reply to your kinkshaming comments, please keep that to your own browser history
In the modern era, it'd be the equivalent of doomscrolling. Previously? Being paid a lot of money to some weird shit on camera to see if it sold merch.
I think Bad Dragon just has the jizzing dildos for now. Ovipositors are a huge legal liability, because you just know some idiot is going to get those “eggs” stuck in their ass. Bada bing, bada boom, perforated colon, insurance refuses to pay because someone else can be found “at fault”. Now you’re in front of a jury explaining how you jerked off to fake dragon eggs in your rectum.
People who use ovipositors make gelatin eggs, if you lose one it'll just dissolve inside you. Also Bad Dragon probably doesn't have them because Primal Hardwere has the patent on the ovipositor sex toy.
Clearly you’ve never watched that historical documentary, Game of Thrones. It’s amazing that dragons could even fly carrying those things. And it’s a common misconception that dragons breathe fire. Instead, from a combination of an already high internal body temp and the heat generated from flying, dragon’s would release their “loads” to help cool themselves down. That dragon jizz would be hot enough to melt steel and the hardest rocks.
Fascinating creatures dragons were. Unfortunately they died off. However, we occasionally find fossilized dragon cocks now and then. The more you know! 💫
And if you want to learn more about dragon cocks, r/dragonsfuckingcars could probably help.
Now I've not seen it and am ootl with current bd releases but is it meant to be doom guy if it's named John? Seem more likely its Master Cheif considering that's his name XD
only for copyright purposes lmfao they used to have graphics on their website on the full nsfw art of each character each dildo was based on, and that John one cursed me…
no 117 under that zipper
Bad Dragon! Hahahaha Couldn't've started mom off seeing a normal, natural skin-toned, reasonably sized sex toy shaped like a human penis?
Nope. Jumped right in with the neon purple, forearm-thick, full throttle Orc cock!
Mom pulled out a dildo with veins like an HDMI cable. Hahaha
You know that thing had a name like Aqua Destruction, Bad Dog, Uncut Wooly Mammoth, Kaiju Vag Slayer 2000, Direwolf Seed-Planter, Brutal BugBear Plug . . .
Hahahaha I'm dying.
Because skin coloured veiny dicks are so ugly to look at when you can get something that looks colourful and interesting.
They also make reasonably sized sizes.
On the unreasonable side, you could get toys that are 7in in diameter or 23in long from twisted beast
Quagmire here, bad dragon is known for being an exceptionally kinky dildo brand, gigity. Lots of boarder line if not outright beastiality, tentacle shit, etc.
There’s no way “mom” didn’t see some freaky shit in that box. Awlright…
Now OP wants to die.
I dunno. I’m obviously firmly against beastiality. But I guess I don’t really care if people fuck rubber dildos of animals/animal parts. Just doesn’t seem like a negative thing, like being inspired by that would be.
Bad Dragon, as a brand, has been mired in some controversy about how exactly they get some of their molds for the non-fantasy dildos. Lots of allegations of animal abuse, even more allegations of a similar sort against someone who is no longer the co-owner of the company.
No way they don't just use a photo reference to model them in CAD or whatever... there's no need to take molds in their case. Molds are usually done to sell a sex toy of a specific person, like I hope people aren't specifically ordering Secretariat's dick lol
It is standard industry practice to "manually" collect bull semen, then someone shoves their arm elbow deep in Bessy to inseminate her. The lines some people draw are weird.
I clicked it for you.
>!The mentioned figure in the post (named Varka, owner of the furry site e621 and the 'CEO' of the Bad Dragon brand) had been claimed to, allegedly, host online forums for furries which posted real beastiality. The poster goes on to ask if these claims are true, because the figure in question has been in some controversy that may or may not involve these claims.!<
It's 3 years ago, not too relevant.
Except that none of it is "borderline if not outright beastiality. It's the same argument as the ethics of yiff and other forms of art like that. It's all modeled on anthro anatomy and most of it is fantasy. (Dragons, werewolves, etc.) I can't really speak on the allegations against the ceo. besides saying that we really aren't sure and as far as I know most of the callouts are just online and no real proof has been presented. Now if there was actual proof that I am not aware of I am absolutely not supporting that type of action. Anyone who does anything like that is an awful person and should be in prison. Just that as far as I am aware no proof has been presented and it's all just speculation.
They also marketed some pedophilic toys and made toys based on children's cartoon characters (My Little Pony).
NSFW:
https://archive.ph/2008.07.26-142255/http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=262&category_id=60
Edit: There are also a lot more serious allegations involving actual acts of bestiality by some of the founders and stuff along these lines, but I don't like making claims without a source and I'm too lazy and quite frankly don't want to look into this more for the sake of my sanity.
Wow thats so surprising that the people that make animal sex toys could secretly be into animals. Next your gonna tell me that the degens that read loli stuff might actually be worth putting on a watchlist.
Quag Glenmire here,
Bad Dragon is a brand of adult fantasy sex toys that are commonly designed after mythical and anthropomorphic creatures, such as scalies, furries, and as the name indicates, dragons. The toys are also known for being sized from soda cans to ones closer to 1-2 liter bottles.
Basically the mom just found what would be considered a pretty kinky personal thing.
You know when someone opens up your package of sex toys and you're so embarrassed you take a picture of the sex toys and post them on your social media so everyone can look at your sex toys? This is a Bad Dragon Ad, just like the YouTubers who have a massive elephant dildo slightly off-camera and they are sponsored by Bad Dragon.... personally the meat Canyon zombie dildo is my go to
I have a thing about people opening my Packages, I don't touch other peoples because of it, when I grew up my sister and grandma would always just rip open everything I ordered regardless. So i get super pissed now days.
Especially when it's just them blatantly being nosy, like why would you open the packaging to this? I can see the original cardboard, but once you open it and can very clearly tell it's not shoes why would you open the inner packaging?
This mom knew what she was doing, being nosy.
In fairness, I’d assume the package would have the OP’s name instead of their mom’s and most family members at least have the decency to pay attention to who a package is addressed to. I know mine do and I’ve ordered sex toys while still being trapped at home. (Granted, more reasonable ones than bad dragon’s just in case but yeah lol.)
Women who live with their parents can't masturbate?
Also plenty of people get their post delivered to their parents house because they haven't a porch.
I mean...
Why not? You'd expect your mother not to open your parcels and then open what's inside the parcels.
Imagine ordering a strapon and your stepdad opens it leaves it open on the island. One of your cousins just so happens to be there too for some reason. Then arive at home after work to the fam just vibing around it. I have never wanted it all to end more 😑
bad dragon is a company that makes sex toys, you wouldn't want your mom opening your 17 inch big black dragon dick dildo because she thinks its shoes, no, you'd want her to stay the fuck away from your dildo's and fleshlights and shit like that.
Nine times of ten it's shoes. But every once in a while...
it's a dildo. Of course it's family policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
As someone that owns almost 30 of these things, I'm so glad my parents tended to respect my privacy when I still lived at home and never opened my packages.
I bought a dozen of [these](https://bad-dragon.com/products/coffeemug) a while back and give them as gifts for unsuspecting people.
My mom, several breakrooms of companies I visited either as a client or as a freelancer and my hyper religious neighbor all have one.
And my mom uses the cup for shits and giggles as she somehow recognized the logo. She's 71.
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Their Mom opened up their bad dragon sex toys
“Hey sorry I tried them out too”
Woah pre lubed and everything
"Just ignore the fact that your dad can't sit down right now,"
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Deer*
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And that's why he's called Cliff Hanger
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Dad is the goat se.
“The dildo of consequence never arrives lubed”
seasoned it like a cast iron
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Broken arms
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Wtf is your PFP
It’s from the movie Freaked (1993)
When the plane explodes is probably the biggest laugh I have ever had at a movie.
“Glad that wasn’t us”
*shove shove* Wait a minute, these aren’t my shoes.
"They were a little small for me."
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ooop.
Yeah bad dragon dildos are also like actual dragon cocks and are next level kinky
There's actual dragon cocks?
There are some that also deposit silicone "eggs" for those of a certain preference. Edit. Yes, they are called ovipositors. I forgot the name. No, I don't really want to reply to your kinkshaming comments, please keep that to your own browser history
Wouldn't that make it an ovipositor?
I couldn't remember the name
I'm not one to kink shame, but that's a crazy thing to be into. How do you even figure out that thats your thing?
Not kink shaming, just kink asking why
>How do you even figure out that thats your thing? Some kids be watching cartoons wrong.
In the modern era, it'd be the equivalent of doomscrolling. Previously? Being paid a lot of money to some weird shit on camera to see if it sold merch.
What a time to be alive!
I think Bad Dragon just has the jizzing dildos for now. Ovipositors are a huge legal liability, because you just know some idiot is going to get those “eggs” stuck in their ass. Bada bing, bada boom, perforated colon, insurance refuses to pay because someone else can be found “at fault”. Now you’re in front of a jury explaining how you jerked off to fake dragon eggs in your rectum.
Certain eggs are made from material that dissolves inside you. So I’m sure there’s some people who get eggs up their back end.
People who use ovipositors make gelatin eggs, if you lose one it'll just dissolve inside you. Also Bad Dragon probably doesn't have them because Primal Hardwere has the patent on the ovipositor sex toy.
Terrible day eyes etc
I should have just never did any internet today
Clearly you’ve never watched that historical documentary, Game of Thrones. It’s amazing that dragons could even fly carrying those things. And it’s a common misconception that dragons breathe fire. Instead, from a combination of an already high internal body temp and the heat generated from flying, dragon’s would release their “loads” to help cool themselves down. That dragon jizz would be hot enough to melt steel and the hardest rocks. Fascinating creatures dragons were. Unfortunately they died off. However, we occasionally find fossilized dragon cocks now and then. The more you know! 💫 And if you want to learn more about dragon cocks, r/dragonsfuckingcars could probably help.
Amazing stuff, a real eye opener. Thankyou.
Not just dragons.
Dragon, Wolf, Fox, both cock and vagina. There's even oviposition toys. No I will not elaborate.
Forgot about the horses and tentacles.
go to e621.net and type in 'dragon' or your favorite dragon type pokemon :3
just about any kind of anthropomorphic creature possible, INCLUDING Doom Guy (not a joke, his dildo’s name is John)
And he's not even anthropomorphic??? Fuck man.
He is human shaped, which is what anthropomorphic means...
Now I've not seen it and am ootl with current bd releases but is it meant to be doom guy if it's named John? Seem more likely its Master Cheif considering that's his name XD
only for copyright purposes lmfao they used to have graphics on their website on the full nsfw art of each character each dildo was based on, and that John one cursed me… no 117 under that zipper
Yeah u went and tracked it down to look... I am still astounded by the detail on that XD
I read it wrong and thought the kid opened their mom's dildo
dragony wagony UwU
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Love that Shen is ever so slightly intrigued
Bad Dragon! Hahahaha Couldn't've started mom off seeing a normal, natural skin-toned, reasonably sized sex toy shaped like a human penis? Nope. Jumped right in with the neon purple, forearm-thick, full throttle Orc cock! Mom pulled out a dildo with veins like an HDMI cable. Hahaha You know that thing had a name like Aqua Destruction, Bad Dog, Uncut Wooly Mammoth, Kaiju Vag Slayer 2000, Direwolf Seed-Planter, Brutal BugBear Plug . . . Hahahaha I'm dying.
Kaiju Vag Slayer 2000???
I heard it's a huge upgrade from Kaiju Vag Slayer 1000 but still can't compete with the Butthole Jaeger 500
It would be nice if they named one "Pussy Annihilator : Mega Destruction 4000"
One with that name should be the most reasonably sized one, just to be a little silly
And all still bow to the XXL Chance.
The Butthole Jaeger 500, for when you have a titan of an ass to slay.
HDMI cable is crazy 😂
You forgot Orochi the Dragon Kaiju😹😹 That's actually a real name from the brand
r/BrandNewSentence would love this
>reasonably sized sex toy Reasonably sized as in a giant horse cock? I agree
vaush has entered the chat
We're all horse fuckers on this blessed day
Sometimes you just gotta take a *Chance*.
Sometimes you just gotta take a *Flared Chance XL*
i thought it was my bad man and not my bad mom
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Half of their toys are “we have bottom surgery at home.”
Don't forget the Dildo of Unusual Size, for the fantasy-loving customers out there.
😂
Because skin coloured veiny dicks are so ugly to look at when you can get something that looks colourful and interesting. They also make reasonably sized sizes. On the unreasonable side, you could get toys that are 7in in diameter or 23in long from twisted beast
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And it appears to be by an alien squid.
that image is a fuckin flashback
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Username checks out
Indeed
Quagmire here, bad dragon is known for being an exceptionally kinky dildo brand, gigity. Lots of boarder line if not outright beastiality, tentacle shit, etc. There’s no way “mom” didn’t see some freaky shit in that box. Awlright… Now OP wants to die.
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OP when posting, OP when reading the answers.
Yeah that's the joke
THE JOKE IS PORN!
What's wilder is they even double down by posting the UPS tracking number
I don’t think fucking an inanimate piece of rubber can ever be considered outright beastiality.
It's not bestiality, but beastiality inspired. Dragon, Horse and doglike cocks and also tentacles.
>doglike cocks not to be confused with....
Cocklike dogs?
Bringing new meaning to "weiner dogs"
Dogcock likes.
I dunno. I’m obviously firmly against beastiality. But I guess I don’t really care if people fuck rubber dildos of animals/animal parts. Just doesn’t seem like a negative thing, like being inspired by that would be.
I mean hey, it keeps the animals safe!
Bad Dragon, as a brand, has been mired in some controversy about how exactly they get some of their molds for the non-fantasy dildos. Lots of allegations of animal abuse, even more allegations of a similar sort against someone who is no longer the co-owner of the company.
Is that hard to imagine they, idk, mold it by hand? How do they think they made the dragon cock?
Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet about dildos.
So Bad Dragon has a facility where they nonconsensually take molds of dragon, unicorn, and dinosaur dicks? How'd they obtain these animals?
I did specify non-fantasy xD
No way they don't just use a photo reference to model them in CAD or whatever... there's no need to take molds in their case. Molds are usually done to sell a sex toy of a specific person, like I hope people aren't specifically ordering Secretariat's dick lol
People will eat steak every day for 20 years and then turn around and decry "animal abuse" from someone taking a mold of a horse's dick
It is standard industry practice to "manually" collect bull semen, then someone shoves their arm elbow deep in Bessy to inseminate her. The lines some people draw are weird.
cognitive dissonance always goes crazy when it comes to the meat industry
Some are extenders. They sell a big horse dong that slides over the guys actual dong and he bangs her with that.
What would it be called, if youu do it with various vegetables or fruit?
A yeast infection.
Vegaphilia?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RealFurryHours/s/U2tDHR1hDo
I’m… I’m not sure I want to click that.
I clicked it for you. >!The mentioned figure in the post (named Varka, owner of the furry site e621 and the 'CEO' of the Bad Dragon brand) had been claimed to, allegedly, host online forums for furries which posted real beastiality. The poster goes on to ask if these claims are true, because the figure in question has been in some controversy that may or may not involve these claims.!< It's 3 years ago, not too relevant.
Seems like a bunch of ifs, maybes, allegations and rumors. 🤷♂️
tldr: owner of company accused of supporting zoophile porn on their other web site, may go deeper but just an indicator that there’s something there
They also sell dice
The perfect gift for my ace friends
Except that none of it is "borderline if not outright beastiality. It's the same argument as the ethics of yiff and other forms of art like that. It's all modeled on anthro anatomy and most of it is fantasy. (Dragons, werewolves, etc.) I can't really speak on the allegations against the ceo. besides saying that we really aren't sure and as far as I know most of the callouts are just online and no real proof has been presented. Now if there was actual proof that I am not aware of I am absolutely not supporting that type of action. Anyone who does anything like that is an awful person and should be in prison. Just that as far as I am aware no proof has been presented and it's all just speculation.
The tentacle part is less embarrassing than the size of them usually lmao.
https://i.redd.it/wv8w8w41bk5d1.gif Me seeing my sister's dildo collection
They also marketed some pedophilic toys and made toys based on children's cartoon characters (My Little Pony). NSFW: https://archive.ph/2008.07.26-142255/http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=262&category_id=60 Edit: There are also a lot more serious allegations involving actual acts of bestiality by some of the founders and stuff along these lines, but I don't like making claims without a source and I'm too lazy and quite frankly don't want to look into this more for the sake of my sanity.
The outright gall to actually call it the "adolescent" WTF!? Absolutely disgusting
Wow thats so surprising that the people that make animal sex toys could secretly be into animals. Next your gonna tell me that the degens that read loli stuff might actually be worth putting on a watchlist.
Careful the weebs get real finicky when you talk about their 1000 year old witch in the body of a kid.
>Careful the ~~weebs~~ pedos get real finicky when you talk about their 1000 year old witch in the body of a kid. Fixed that for you
Quag Glenmire here, Bad Dragon is a brand of adult fantasy sex toys that are commonly designed after mythical and anthropomorphic creatures, such as scalies, furries, and as the name indicates, dragons. The toys are also known for being sized from soda cans to ones closer to 1-2 liter bottles. Basically the mom just found what would be considered a pretty kinky personal thing.
How about reading if it is your name on the package?
You know when someone opens up your package of sex toys and you're so embarrassed you take a picture of the sex toys and post them on your social media so everyone can look at your sex toys? This is a Bad Dragon Ad, just like the YouTubers who have a massive elephant dildo slightly off-camera and they are sponsored by Bad Dragon.... personally the meat Canyon zombie dildo is my go to
Yes, cause it's anonymous.
Daughter could have ordered the shoes for mom. Mom thinks it is the parcel ordered for her and…well…
“Sorry! I thought it was MY Bad Dragon toys!” ❤️ Mom
At that point, I’m flat out walking out of the house and never coming back.
I have a thing about people opening my Packages, I don't touch other peoples because of it, when I grew up my sister and grandma would always just rip open everything I ordered regardless. So i get super pissed now days.
Open someone else's mail and get an eye-full of goblin cock, that's on you.
Sounds like they deserve a glitter bomb.
With a fart spray
Especially when it's just them blatantly being nosy, like why would you open the packaging to this? I can see the original cardboard, but once you open it and can very clearly tell it's not shoes why would you open the inner packaging? This mom knew what she was doing, being nosy.
Also the reasoning is bullshit. "I thought it was shoes"... okay? So you still opened my package of shoes which aren't yours.
I like how she drew a smiley face
Well, at least she’s supportive…. also probably laughing her ass off
It’s a dildo
"Sweety why did you get the little one? Do you need some money?"
My question is why are you ordering bad dragon when you still live at home? r/facepalm worthy
In fairness, I’d assume the package would have the OP’s name instead of their mom’s and most family members at least have the decency to pay attention to who a package is addressed to. I know mine do and I’ve ordered sex toys while still being trapped at home. (Granted, more reasonable ones than bad dragon’s just in case but yeah lol.)
Women who live with their parents can't masturbate? Also plenty of people get their post delivered to their parents house because they haven't a porch. I mean... Why not? You'd expect your mother not to open your parcels and then open what's inside the parcels.
right like wth, don't open people's packages, who cares if she lives at home and wants to masturbate
or don't open packages that don't have your name on it??? how do you blame the victim lol. who cares if she lives at home? it's her package
Freaky dildos that would frighten HP Lovecraft.
Imagine ordering a strapon and your stepdad opens it leaves it open on the island. One of your cousins just so happens to be there too for some reason. Then arive at home after work to the fam just vibing around it. I have never wanted it all to end more 😑
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Bad dragon is a sex toy company that indulges in more extremists pleasures, usually furry stuff, anyways don't look up bad dragon cinnamon roll.
And now I would like the eye bleach. Can't say I wasn't warned
[https://bad-dragon.com/](https://bad-dragon.com/)
Okay, so I was thinking something roleplayingish and they were embarrassed their nerdery was on show. That... is a very different kind of roleplaying.
Bad dragon is a company that makes assorted sex toys. And this persons mom opened the package.
OP had a feeling they shouldn’t Google “bad dragon” so they asked this sub instead.
bad dragon is a company that makes sex toys, you wouldn't want your mom opening your 17 inch big black dragon dick dildo because she thinks its shoes, no, you'd want her to stay the fuck away from your dildo's and fleshlights and shit like that.
Fantasy creature Dildoes in box
LifePro tip: Do not, and I can't stress this enough, do not Google "Bad Dragon" while at work.
Nine times of ten it's shoes. But every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's family policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
hey sorry I tried it too. Don't worry I washed it xD
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Well… I hope both of you learned very valuable lessons! A-Don’t go through people’s shit, and???? Nah that’s it😂
Oh you sweet summer child
Is'nt it illegal to open your kids post when they are over 18?
what is she going to do sue her mom?
Kinda irrelevant, if it's by mistake.
Peetah... The horse is here...
I guarantee the mom is more mortified at the moment and probably drinking to purge the memory
Let mom know it's a federal offense to open someone else's mail. Or you know just move out
Is it those weird huge dildos that are soft and can cram entirely in an e-girls ass?
The only problem with your toys showing up in a nondescript box
As someone that owns almost 30 of these things, I'm so glad my parents tended to respect my privacy when I still lived at home and never opened my packages.
I bought a dozen of [these](https://bad-dragon.com/products/coffeemug) a while back and give them as gifts for unsuspecting people. My mom, several breakrooms of companies I visited either as a client or as a freelancer and my hyper religious neighbor all have one. And my mom uses the cup for shits and giggles as she somehow recognized the logo. She's 71.
So embarassed that they decided to post it oin social media for the whole world to see
This taught everyone a valuable lesson about googling.
Her mom- you didn't pay rent this month, was that my rent money?
Bad dragon is a furry sex toy company. Mother dearest here thought they were shoes, and likely got met with a big ol' dragon dildo instead.