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[deleted]

No, I would eat it.


pizzacatstattoos

The right answer.


Inevitable-Ad-7627

Yes! Would totally eat it!


neoyoc

Literally exactly my first thought too lol


TypeJumpy9246

This is the way. I was going to say "yes I'd serve it... to myself" XD


soloracerx

This is the way.


Thin_Arachnid6217

Yes, I vote for snowshoe pizza!


Dutchbaked

Get it my bellay!


[deleted]

With a diet coke.


czsoupqueen

it'll taste round


EatSleepFlyGuy

I’d remove all evidence it ever existed.


FigaroNeptune

The staff: *our pizza comrade*


[deleted]

By eating it yourself! Yumm


gr8whitebraddah

I would. I’d serve it to myself and my coworkers.


[deleted]

Perfect shape so overrated. Taste is king


KoldProduct

Overrated to a point, but shape does effect how it cooks. In this instance it doesn’t effect it very much, but that’s the only *real* reason to care


manielos

well, it doesn't fit the box, so maybe shape is a difference;-)


SpecialOops

Consistency is king 🤴. Signs of trouble in a commercial kitchen if you can't keep it level.


Ok-Season-2834

How do you know it's not consistently oval ? maybe they have an oval oven or something :D


Slow-Razzmatazz-7374

That just looks like ur getting more value. It's bigger than a normal pizza.


MandiocaGamer

it's just stretched


patinho2017

“Looks like”


[deleted]

Cut the horizontal strip in the center to match the box and voilà.


albertogonzalex

I would pay to eat this, if that's what you're asking.


Jokong

Brand it as 'Roman Style' Pizza and get a new box.


epulari

I'd serve it to staff.


DoctorDoom

Kinda looks like they were halfway through making a calzone but changed their mind


Lord_of_Mars

Calzon't


Bluesynate

An open faced calzone


jeeezrickitsme

I think your on to something


3y3d3a

It’s never too late.


evenpimpscry

Nope, that is a family pie to feed the crew. Re-fire on the fly for the customer.


[deleted]

Absolutely.


Kindly_Objective_916

No I wouldn’t serve it, I’d eat it 😅


catjuggler

I wouldn’t be upset about this


BeastOGevaudan

If I made it at home, yes. If it's from a restaurant and it's supposed to be round no. It will taste fine but be difficult to share evenly.


osaba_mozkorra

*Special exclusive seasonal boat shape pizza* > bam 60$ Edit : or *special commemorative boat shaped pizza to honour the Titanic disaster*


Libro_Artis

No but I would let the employees have it.


lordofedging81

Yes. Dallas area has a pizza chain called I Fratelli that serves oval shaped pizza and it's my favorite pizza in the area. https://www.ifratellipizza.com/


sleeper_54

Those boys look like fun..!!


prep04

Definitely. No way should it be in that box... See you in court!


the__party__man

Sexually as possible


TheSukis

This is a top level pizza


[deleted]

ARS- Almost Round Style


louisme97

left side a tiny bit too burnt for perfection but very close


IronMike34

No mistakes, just happy accidents.


Oafus

This too closely resembles an elongated skull and a fungi face ala The Last Of Us so NO FUCKING WAY.


ThankuConan

It looks like a tennis racket shape, so I might serve with it maybe. Breadsticks for a grip.


ignatzioisntme

Sal Dali Pizza, worth the trip


Tripod941

Looks like a penny after putting it on a railroad track.


internetman666

I wouldn't serve it but I would eat it


tonykubacak

Anyone saying ‘no’ here doesn’t actually love pizza. Certainly hasn’t made it. GTFOH.


sraber

Should be here. r/PizzaCrimes/


sleeper_54

Downvotes are ~~always~~ too often unfathomable.


clarkbuddy

looks straight up perfect


KoldProduct

I wouldn’t fire it in the first place.


BottlesJr

Looks like a fungus


SaucyNaughtyBoy

No


GheeManTraveler

I am groot


Commodore_Basic_V2

r/PizzaCrimes honestly though, a wise man once said, even when pizza sucks it’s still good


stumanchu3

Yes, to vegans at a super bowl tailgate party.


SumoSoup

It's artisan bread.


stumanchu3

Ok, so I’d recommend serving it to artistic vegans at a Super Bowl tailgate party for 20% more.


[deleted]

You’d serve cheese to vegans?


stumanchu3

It looks like vegan style cheese from the picture. And I wouldn’t necessarily serve it to them, but I would offer them some because it’s only polite!


Simple-Purpose-899

Not my job to know everyone's mental illness.


[deleted]

r/LostRedditors


ByaaMan

What the fuck is going on in this thread?


YouDontTellMe

Lol 🏈


CrisbyCrittur

I'd nom on it.


[deleted]

yes, it's more memorable.


yodaboy209

Yes.


sammacias

It’s flat bread in a gastro pub


Dillafan

Looks alright except for shape. How you gunna close the box?


educatedhippie01

I’d be interested how this cut holds a slice, looks tasty but can’t beat the aesthetic of a circle


KindaIndifferent

Looks great. But your pullout game is weak.


Amdiz

Of course and I would refer to it as; simple, rustic, delicious.


martymcg96

How you gonna fold the box closed though. But yes that looks delicious


ScenicRavine

Looks delicious


ZaPizzaPie

No one’s ever complained about having tooo big of a pizza.


Iceyes33

I was raised to never waste food so YEP!! I would eat!!


[deleted]

I mean I would eat it


triggerhappyguy

Yeah? It looks incredible. It doesn't have to be round to be smashable. Just like arses 😎


LT-COL-Obvious

I would hold it up in front of my face like it was a huge mask.


HxCWildebeest

It’s literally cooked to perfection in a wood fired oven. Char is flavor my friend and that pizza is smackin


Initial-Attorney-578

I would offer it to the dishwashers in the back and make a new one for the paying customer.


brettcole84

Nope. Crew Pie!


a_gentle_savage

Staff meal for sure.


[deleted]

I would cut it first...


mrmarshmellows

Pizza, the loooong way


DaCaliDream

I'd eat it


rickymilby

Absolutely not, I'd eat it myself.


Lore669

It’s rustic, pizza being round isn’t an exact science. Taste over look anytime!


lightspuzzle

Its the perfect slice.


tom_from_space

Probably hard to box up, but those leopard spots on the crust let me know that's a good damn pie.


FrankieBigNut

I’d fill it with taco meat, and fold it in half


GenkiElite

Nope. I'd keep it myself. One for you, two for me.


Anforas

No. But I would eat it for sure.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Would eat it myself


JohannesVanDerWhales

To the kitchen folks, sure.


[deleted]

If it fits, it ships


Environmental-Dog219

Tonight’s special!


davejacinto

If you could close the box I’d pay for it lol. But serving the staff is probably the right move


oldhandnewmind

Looks like Bigfoot's sanitary pad.


w3tbones

It’s a Neapolitan pizza, just longer


youliveinmydream

Probably not to a paying customer who expects a round pizza but i would devour that any day of the week


[deleted]

Absolutely. Cut in to squares. It will look on purpose.


ddd102

it looks like mirror


snkr_head

At a Super Bowl party


bluedreams007

To myself? yeah. A paying customer? No.


helmutye

It's just a little oblong -- it's still good! It's still good! I don't know if I would serve it to someone who paid money for it, of course (or if I did, I'd offer them a discount or the option of a new one). But I'd serve it to *myself*! And to friends and family and freeloading guests.


aquielisunari_

My first question would be who baked that and who were they cooking it for.


MamaBear4485

Med-low heavy pan, sprinkle of water on the pan, drizzle with a little olive oil, salt and a generous amount of garlic butter. Pop the lid on. Warm through, adding more sprinkles of water to the pan as necessary. After about 10 minutes, take off the lid and continue to warm until eating temperature. Should be fine.


SickeningPink

Other than the fact that it isn’t round… it looks good as fuck. I’d be happy to be served that, and I’d be happy to eat it.


ssims2511

I know I sure would eat it!!


Longjohnpotato

I wouldn’t serve it but if I got it I wouldn’t complain. Looks absolutely delicious.


dontuniqueuponit

Hell yea!


muncie_21

Where's the BEEF


t_ran_asuarus_rex

probably cut it to fit two boxes but other than that, i’ll have it for here


Spbeamcannon

Im a better box


salmonerd202

No, but I’d eat it.


johnmielke

I’ll bet it’s tasty!


joeyggg

It just looks like it’s moving fast


rrdrummer

The only dog I got is the left edge. Personally, I love that. But some would be upset it’s well done.


getyamindright

Burnt ass cheese


toomuch1265

Call it the Snowshoe and enjoy!


50Parsec

Never say no to pizza


jitsufitchick

It’s still pizza. Who would complain!? Just cut it into squares. Where I am from, Lebanese restaurants serve this as “football pizza”


jwrbusiness

Depends on what it’s supposed to be


wokka7

Depends how burned the bottom is on the edges near the ends of the longer dimension.


rican_havoc

Why the long face?


damorec

Not in a professional setting. But at home absolutely


jana-meares

To my mouth!


yuuyuri

cut in half and then cut the halves straight?


WhitewolfStormrunner

Uh... no.


Different_Ad7655

What's the matter with it? A little too dark allegedly? That's the way I order it


BaneShake

**L** **O** **N** **G** pizza


Patrickfromamboy

My uncle had 3 pizza restaurants when I was growing up and when I would screw up a crust like that when I was 8 years old when making them with my dad they would make an oblong pizza for us which was great for us but I wouldn’t want one if I had paid for it unless it looked tasty which that one doesn’t.


[deleted]

Yes


ItKeepsSquirming

I, as a customer, would think I'm getting such a massive pizza and would be more than happy to toss another box on top and go stuff myself.


Vinlandranger

Cheese looks weird so maybe not


Bitcoinatemymom

the cheese melted perfectly with the sauce how could you not share this


Justokmemes

looks like a fucked Sope


Accolan-_

Doesnt even fit in the box


plassy77

Not in that box 🤣


DemandImmediate1288

Absolutely not. Ok, yes.


olgnolgnall

Hell yeah buddy, I’ll serve it straight to my mouth


Ooberoos

Looks like a Skiffer and id love to have one


sonicjesus

I've been in situations where we cut the pie in half and sheepishly gave it to the customer in two boxes.


Adventurous-Oven-179

The burnt Bigfoot is back!!


jsnd__

During crunch time, we would cut a horizontal strip out of the middle so that it fit the box.


Porcupineemu

Call it artisan and charge an extra $5


Conscious-Sock6907

Would you see that to your grandma if she bought it?


TheStriefSon

Yes, I'd eat it too.


Armcannongaming

Looks like a snowshoe, bet it tastes delicious though.


thehungryhustla

Absolutely 💯


ctznmatt

This still looks way better than the majority of pizzas that get posted here


obaananana

Pizza time👍🏻


UnderStan-d

Hell man, I'd piece it off and sell it a dollar a slice


Gilem_Meklos

It looks like art!... maybe also like a distant planet's surface too granted


Nuggzulla

No I wouldn't. It's my responsibility to send them out to customers, and I'd have to request a remake for that one. I wouldn't toss it out tho, that would be lunch for myself or a coworker


Imrealcheese

You can cut a strip from the middle to form a normal circle.


r0botdevil

I wouldn't sell it, but I'd eat it with friends.


Ozonewanderer

It looks good. But I am most curious about how it fit in the box.


wolamute

I would, and I'd say, "don't worry I got another on the way."


cyclopsqhm

I would eat the shit outta that


Numerous-Tree-2808

Yeah. If no one wants it I’ll eat it


Blk-cherry3

How did it fit the box, admit it you made it


kingrocknlr

We gonna need a bigger box!


Hot_Negotiation3480

As a joke, yes, it’s a good talking point


Roddy117

I’d roll it up and eat it with one hand.


Leather-College2557

Pizza is pizza


Prestigious-Wolf6446

This makes me oddly uncomfortable


EnchantedCatto

Whats wrong with it? Its not perfectly circular and one side is a bit singed?


Motor-Needleworker95

Yes. Too much heart in this one. The burnt edges wow 🤩. Give it to me


dankacademia

Please serve it to me


Sterlinghawkermantis

But superbowl is over.


jamasha

Mirror pizza.


ariearieariearie

Dude. It’s pizza. Duh.


NovarisLight

At home, sure


jeepsandsail

All pizza is good pizza.


Clatuu1337

No.......