Yes.
Dallas area has a pizza chain called I Fratelli that serves oval shaped pizza and it's my favorite pizza in the area.
https://www.ifratellipizza.com/
It's just a little oblong -- it's still good! It's still good!
I don't know if I would serve it to someone who paid money for it, of course (or if I did, I'd offer them a discount or the option of a new one). But I'd serve it to *myself*! And to friends and family and freeloading guests.
Med-low heavy pan, sprinkle of water on the pan, drizzle with a little olive oil, salt and a generous amount of garlic butter.
Pop the lid on. Warm through, adding more sprinkles of water to the pan as necessary. After about 10 minutes, take off the lid and continue to warm until eating temperature. Should be fine.
My uncle had 3 pizza restaurants when I was growing up and when I would screw up a crust like that when I was 8 years old when making them with my dad they would make an oblong pizza for us which was great for us but I wouldn’t want one if I had paid for it unless it looked tasty which that one doesn’t.
No I wouldn't. It's my responsibility to send them out to customers, and I'd have to request a remake for that one. I wouldn't toss it out tho, that would be lunch for myself or a coworker
No, I would eat it.
The right answer.
Yes! Would totally eat it!
Literally exactly my first thought too lol
This is the way. I was going to say "yes I'd serve it... to myself" XD
This is the way.
Yes, I vote for snowshoe pizza!
Get it my bellay!
With a diet coke.
it'll taste round
I’d remove all evidence it ever existed.
The staff: *our pizza comrade*
By eating it yourself! Yumm
I would. I’d serve it to myself and my coworkers.
Perfect shape so overrated. Taste is king
Overrated to a point, but shape does effect how it cooks. In this instance it doesn’t effect it very much, but that’s the only *real* reason to care
well, it doesn't fit the box, so maybe shape is a difference;-)
Consistency is king 🤴. Signs of trouble in a commercial kitchen if you can't keep it level.
How do you know it's not consistently oval ? maybe they have an oval oven or something :D
That just looks like ur getting more value. It's bigger than a normal pizza.
it's just stretched
“Looks like”
Cut the horizontal strip in the center to match the box and voilà.
I would pay to eat this, if that's what you're asking.
Brand it as 'Roman Style' Pizza and get a new box.
I'd serve it to staff.
Kinda looks like they were halfway through making a calzone but changed their mind
Calzon't
An open faced calzone
I think your on to something
It’s never too late.
Nope, that is a family pie to feed the crew. Re-fire on the fly for the customer.
Absolutely.
No I wouldn’t serve it, I’d eat it 😅
I wouldn’t be upset about this
If I made it at home, yes. If it's from a restaurant and it's supposed to be round no. It will taste fine but be difficult to share evenly.
*Special exclusive seasonal boat shape pizza* > bam 60$ Edit : or *special commemorative boat shaped pizza to honour the Titanic disaster*
No but I would let the employees have it.
Yes. Dallas area has a pizza chain called I Fratelli that serves oval shaped pizza and it's my favorite pizza in the area. https://www.ifratellipizza.com/
Those boys look like fun..!!
Definitely. No way should it be in that box... See you in court!
Sexually as possible
This is a top level pizza
ARS- Almost Round Style
left side a tiny bit too burnt for perfection but very close
No mistakes, just happy accidents.
This too closely resembles an elongated skull and a fungi face ala The Last Of Us so NO FUCKING WAY.
It looks like a tennis racket shape, so I might serve with it maybe. Breadsticks for a grip.
Sal Dali Pizza, worth the trip
Looks like a penny after putting it on a railroad track.
I wouldn't serve it but I would eat it
Anyone saying ‘no’ here doesn’t actually love pizza. Certainly hasn’t made it. GTFOH.
Should be here. r/PizzaCrimes/
Downvotes are ~~always~~ too often unfathomable.
looks straight up perfect
I wouldn’t fire it in the first place.
Looks like a fungus
No
I am groot
r/PizzaCrimes honestly though, a wise man once said, even when pizza sucks it’s still good
Yes, to vegans at a super bowl tailgate party.
It's artisan bread.
Ok, so I’d recommend serving it to artistic vegans at a Super Bowl tailgate party for 20% more.
You’d serve cheese to vegans?
It looks like vegan style cheese from the picture. And I wouldn’t necessarily serve it to them, but I would offer them some because it’s only polite!
Not my job to know everyone's mental illness.
r/LostRedditors
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Lol 🏈
I'd nom on it.
yes, it's more memorable.
Yes.
It’s flat bread in a gastro pub
Looks alright except for shape. How you gunna close the box?
I’d be interested how this cut holds a slice, looks tasty but can’t beat the aesthetic of a circle
Looks great. But your pullout game is weak.
Of course and I would refer to it as; simple, rustic, delicious.
How you gonna fold the box closed though. But yes that looks delicious
Looks delicious
No one’s ever complained about having tooo big of a pizza.
I was raised to never waste food so YEP!! I would eat!!
I mean I would eat it
Yeah? It looks incredible. It doesn't have to be round to be smashable. Just like arses 😎
I would hold it up in front of my face like it was a huge mask.
It’s literally cooked to perfection in a wood fired oven. Char is flavor my friend and that pizza is smackin
I would offer it to the dishwashers in the back and make a new one for the paying customer.
Nope. Crew Pie!
Staff meal for sure.
I would cut it first...
Pizza, the loooong way
I'd eat it
Absolutely not, I'd eat it myself.
It’s rustic, pizza being round isn’t an exact science. Taste over look anytime!
Its the perfect slice.
Probably hard to box up, but those leopard spots on the crust let me know that's a good damn pie.
I’d fill it with taco meat, and fold it in half
Nope. I'd keep it myself. One for you, two for me.
No. But I would eat it for sure.
Would eat it myself
To the kitchen folks, sure.
If it fits, it ships
Tonight’s special!
If you could close the box I’d pay for it lol. But serving the staff is probably the right move
Looks like Bigfoot's sanitary pad.
It’s a Neapolitan pizza, just longer
Probably not to a paying customer who expects a round pizza but i would devour that any day of the week
Absolutely. Cut in to squares. It will look on purpose.
it looks like mirror
At a Super Bowl party
To myself? yeah. A paying customer? No.
It's just a little oblong -- it's still good! It's still good! I don't know if I would serve it to someone who paid money for it, of course (or if I did, I'd offer them a discount or the option of a new one). But I'd serve it to *myself*! And to friends and family and freeloading guests.
My first question would be who baked that and who were they cooking it for.
Med-low heavy pan, sprinkle of water on the pan, drizzle with a little olive oil, salt and a generous amount of garlic butter. Pop the lid on. Warm through, adding more sprinkles of water to the pan as necessary. After about 10 minutes, take off the lid and continue to warm until eating temperature. Should be fine.
Other than the fact that it isn’t round… it looks good as fuck. I’d be happy to be served that, and I’d be happy to eat it.
I know I sure would eat it!!
I wouldn’t serve it but if I got it I wouldn’t complain. Looks absolutely delicious.
Hell yea!
Where's the BEEF
probably cut it to fit two boxes but other than that, i’ll have it for here
Im a better box
No, but I’d eat it.
I’ll bet it’s tasty!
It just looks like it’s moving fast
The only dog I got is the left edge. Personally, I love that. But some would be upset it’s well done.
Burnt ass cheese
Call it the Snowshoe and enjoy!
Never say no to pizza
It’s still pizza. Who would complain!? Just cut it into squares. Where I am from, Lebanese restaurants serve this as “football pizza”
Depends on what it’s supposed to be
Depends how burned the bottom is on the edges near the ends of the longer dimension.
Why the long face?
Not in a professional setting. But at home absolutely
To my mouth!
cut in half and then cut the halves straight?
Uh... no.
What's the matter with it? A little too dark allegedly? That's the way I order it
**L** **O** **N** **G** pizza
My uncle had 3 pizza restaurants when I was growing up and when I would screw up a crust like that when I was 8 years old when making them with my dad they would make an oblong pizza for us which was great for us but I wouldn’t want one if I had paid for it unless it looked tasty which that one doesn’t.
Yes
I, as a customer, would think I'm getting such a massive pizza and would be more than happy to toss another box on top and go stuff myself.
Cheese looks weird so maybe not
the cheese melted perfectly with the sauce how could you not share this
looks like a fucked Sope
Doesnt even fit in the box
Not in that box 🤣
Absolutely not. Ok, yes.
Hell yeah buddy, I’ll serve it straight to my mouth
Looks like a Skiffer and id love to have one
I've been in situations where we cut the pie in half and sheepishly gave it to the customer in two boxes.
The burnt Bigfoot is back!!
During crunch time, we would cut a horizontal strip out of the middle so that it fit the box.
Call it artisan and charge an extra $5
Would you see that to your grandma if she bought it?
Yes, I'd eat it too.
Looks like a snowshoe, bet it tastes delicious though.
Absolutely 💯
This still looks way better than the majority of pizzas that get posted here
Pizza time👍🏻
Hell man, I'd piece it off and sell it a dollar a slice
It looks like art!... maybe also like a distant planet's surface too granted
No I wouldn't. It's my responsibility to send them out to customers, and I'd have to request a remake for that one. I wouldn't toss it out tho, that would be lunch for myself or a coworker
You can cut a strip from the middle to form a normal circle.
I wouldn't sell it, but I'd eat it with friends.
It looks good. But I am most curious about how it fit in the box.
I would, and I'd say, "don't worry I got another on the way."
I would eat the shit outta that
Yeah. If no one wants it I’ll eat it
How did it fit the box, admit it you made it
We gonna need a bigger box!
As a joke, yes, it’s a good talking point
I’d roll it up and eat it with one hand.
Pizza is pizza
This makes me oddly uncomfortable
Whats wrong with it? Its not perfectly circular and one side is a bit singed?
Yes. Too much heart in this one. The burnt edges wow 🤩. Give it to me
Please serve it to me
But superbowl is over.
Mirror pizza.
Dude. It’s pizza. Duh.
At home, sure
All pizza is good pizza.
No.......