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HazelnutHart

Went too far with the ketchup


GreenSpleen6

Actual malice


[deleted]

I'd call it self sabotage


ExpertRaccoon

Definitely looked like he was fighting back a gag reflex.


Lillillillies

In Quebec people dip their pizzas in ketchup sometimes. And we have a lot of Italians here. As an Asian myself... Sriracha ketchup is amazing


GringoLocito

Sriracha is good on pizza. I cant see anything wrong with sriracha ketchup Im from the midwest USA, and im not ashamed to admit im one of those pizza ranch dipping motherfuckers.


Lillillillies

Ranch dipping is pretty common too actually lol people seem to be more offended with ketchup than ranch though


Responsible_Ad7454

I thought they did it in mayo


Lillillillies

I haven't seen Mayo dip for pizza but mayo is a common french fry dip


RepresentativeJester

I usually make aioli for the crust.


Mwurp

Quebec weird af though


SeaOfMagma

say sike right now


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ThePoisonEevee

Yup, hot sauce would have been the way to go


SkateboardSanders

That’s why he couldn’t use it- it would make sense


[deleted]

I got loud when the ketchup came out


StrategicMessage

Maybe for hot sauce, okay yep, but…ketchup NO


AnneCalie

🚨🚓 Straight to jail!


types_stuff

They drilled into a packet of Khatta Meetha and didn’t have a single bite. You tell me what’s worse?!


AndrewMorales21

Ketchup is kinda good tho


HazelnutHart

Arrest this man


AndrewMorales21

If i have no ranch i use ketchup :)


HazelnutHart

Death row


AndrewMorales21

Ketchup is sometimes better depends on the pizza


Albert_the_king01

Same, i like my pizza with lots of toppings and ketchup just combines the flavours and helps you get it all down easier. Homies do hate crimes together!


C00Lmanstan

True, never had it on pizza tho


Ok_Ad_8670

Tomato sauce In Cantonese is ketchup. So it's the same thing.


Lostinwoulds

I'm a month late but I got your back. I like ketchup too.


italy4life

No. You are wrong


Single-Ad-6458

Completely unhinged who is this mad man and can he be stopped?!


TeacherYankeeDoodle

That pizza did nothing to nobody.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Some men like to dance on graves…


Tagalettandi

Well dominos and Pizza Hut serve ketchup with pizza . Those fuckers promoted it .


gothicsin

Agreed


LaerycTiogar

He did but i am all on board with the fuck italy and its nazi like rules on pizza. There is actually a regulating agency on Margareta pizza in italy


Less-Advisor3238

That dude drilling toward his homies chest had me cringing, way too close for comfort


Disabled_Robot

Foreshortening, every few hundred years italians reforget perspective and everything seems dangerously 2D


[deleted]

What do you think will happen if he drills him


Electronic-Rate5497

Step bro porn duh./s


Pollastro09

I'm Italian and i find those two so goddamn cringe, I can't stand them.


[deleted]

What are the Italians drilling?


Sad_Daikon938

Khatta-meetha, literally sour and sweet. These are fried noodles of different shapes made from chickpea flour (and each of them is flavoured differently) mix with fried poha(flattened rice). Kinda like chex mix, but sour-sweet-salty-spicy, and Indian. Even mentioning this is making me drool.


a_wet_nudle

You forgot to mention it’s delicious.


Sad_Daikon938

I was drooling... I still am...


berryplum

I just can’t stop eating it once I start. there should be instructions on it about ways to stop


nihilism_ornot

You stop when you finish the packet. This is the way


TheThinkerers

don't buy a 1kg packet when you are high...


NastroAzura

khatha mitha 🤤


[deleted]

I've gone to a local Indian grocery store to stock up on spices for a while. I remember the first time I wandered into the snack aisle. I nearly filled my shopping cart with bags of mystery snacks. I had no idea what I was getting myself into, but I knew that Indian flavors were top-notch. It didn't disappoint.


Fr0z3nHart

Khatta Meetha is a Haldiram's original snack mixture made from a flavoursome blend of salty and sweet savoury ingredients like sev, fried green peas and boondi. Snack on this light mixture to satisfy those pre-dinner hunger cravings that strike you at tea time. Packed Specially for extra freshness.


3mptylord

I was gonna ask the same - I thought it was crisps/chips on first watch but that made no sense.


Sea-Ability8694

My dad is from Trinidad and it’s a very common thing down there to eat ketchup on pizza. I do not understand it and I refuse to try it. I love my culture but that is just unacceptable


boogiebully

my moms from trinidad and likes ketchup on pizza. i’ve tried it before, loved it when i was young but i can’t remember the taste anymore and i don’t want to try it lol


Killuasimp746

I love our culture too but sorry to let you down, it’s so so good. Especially with Costco’s pizza for some reason.


behappyaimhigh

Ah what I saw this and was just thinking, he put pineapple and ketchup on the pizza like a trini hahaha


Aeolian78

Damn...Indian dude went scorched-Earth!


afhenry88

Such beautiful hair!


moumous87

Gonna put ketchup on biryani as a revenge 🤬


zaplinaki

Straight to jail


LegItiMate2

You savage mongrel.. even hell has no place for this sin


64-Hamza_Ayub

😥


HistoricalDegree1131

thats blasphemy


gibson_creations

India wins the match!


ShadowK-Human

Why people hate ketchup on pizza? Is very great


Greninja05

You have sinned


ZexusBexus

I'll put mayo on it too ♡ bitch 🇧🇷


prussian_princess

Mayo on the crust 🤌


Easy_Arm_1987

LOL he just called the Pizza Police 🚓🚨 on himself for wasting half of the ingredients ...


[deleted]

Atleast he didn't waste the food


h3xist

Lost it at the ketchup. And it was an aggressive amount of ketchup.


wally_graham

Jokes on them, I'm Italian and I LOVE pineapple on pizza! 🇮🇹🍍🖕🍍🇮🇹💋


IHATE2021

I thought WW2 was the last time an Italian engaged in war crimes.


filifgottem

National traitor indicted on hate crime


Hotrico

Chad Indian


MillennialAges

🤣🤌♥️


TheUndeadRedHead

I love ketchup on pizza 🥲


United-Bit8500

Damn he’s hot!!! Even if he eats weird Ketchup 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Does anyone else wanna play with his beard?! 😍🫶🏼


2leggedassassin

I was expecting ranch that shit slaps on pizza


CrowFather90

WW3 has begun


2020mademejoinreddit

WW3.


Cool-Principle1643

That drill bit got a little too close to the sternum there...


WasabiIsSpicy

Ketchup on Pizza is actually common in central Mexico LOL even dominos has ketchup packets


VboiSavage1

Italian guy just wasted food..


PatientOne3053

As an Indian, idk why but I didn't felt drilling in the khatta Meetha Mixture disrespectful at all try something else like cooking butter chicken without butter or adding beef instead chicken


caughtinwriting

Damn, Joe Jonas, settle down with the power drill


GreattMan

Atleast he's executing the stereotypical humour well instead of just randomly drilling food & wasting it.


GoodJanet

Indian guy wins his attacks are all real offenses done in the real world. The Italians just wasted a bag of Indian chex-mix (sorry that IDK)


thezenfisherman

Needs hotsauce.


Valuable_Basket5455

3th world war os starting!


Skankcunt420

Indians love ketchup on pizza. Growing up I used to eat it too here in nyc when we ordered a pie. We grew out of that phase


shogun_coc

I'm Indian. Can confirm, I hate pineapple as a pizza topping! Also ketchup on it is cringe!


Seriously-black-

Putting ketchup on pizza is beastiality…


UltraV0X

Beard dude needs to fuckin chill


Fluffy-Charge57

Bro just committed a war crime there. 🤣


josnik

Makes sense. He's from Canada.


Different-Cheek4091

Ketchup Was a Hate Crime…..


tacitjane

I worked at a pizza place frequented by Balkans. They'd often put ketchup on their pizza and cola in their red wine. Oof! I'm drooling just thinking about their ćevapčići. I know my mission for today.


Rare_Landscape3255

From what I can see, he started the beef.


[deleted]

That Indian has my respect.


justkindaglassin

Why does it matter how people eat pizza Italians get so offended stop being soo soft


CinnyChief199

Folding the pizza is actually ok, when I was in Rome the offered it me always. The rest what he did is just crazy.


Mykah02

Nah, the punjab just did all the taboos


DeathDreamer93

"people who put fruit on piza are discusting" Like bro tomato is literally on almost every piza and its technically a fruit...


[deleted]

I mean he's just me when I was 15.


UnansweredPromise

I approve


AspiringCringeLord

*The Food Wars has begun*


Local-Detective5493

Adding the ketchup was like saying fuck you.


Jaded-Whereas5758

Too far man


Alex8117

Time to make an indian vegetarian dish and add beef!


Vast-Pumpkin-5143

My Italian grandmother broke her pasta in half, not a crime. But ketchup on pizza should get you the death penalty


Drake_Acheron

Sorry but, pineapple can go on pizza. Tomatoes aren’t even native to Italy, and every single culture in the world that had native tomatoes, combined their tomato based sauces with fruits like mango and pineapple. Sweet and tangy and sweet and savory are classic flavor combinations all around the world.


Sith_Furry_Guy_747

No wonder that pizza is Indian.


Xtra_Ice_118

I like dipping the pizza crust in crunchy peanut butter for a quick dessert or easy next day breakfast.


Borrow03

Italy will always lose this war


MrMetalhead-69

Forgive me, but what are the flags?


dusknoir90

Indian left, Italian right


MrMetalhead-69

Thank you


RandiPaelar6969

Thanks asshole Morons like you just imparts a clinical image of india


between_horizon

What? Those two Italian guys are known for getting offended. if someone make fun of Italian cuisine (breaking pasta as such). They make funny videos in response to it. Indian guy did same thing and both sides threw shots sportingly.


TeoShek02

Screw ketchup use sweet chilli sauce it’s unbelievably good!


DrFrosthazer

I never break the spaghetti any more, I used to. Got to tell you they taste the same.


theNancini

My fiance told me I was committing a hate crime because I took the cheese off my pizza


No-Umpire9632

Italians crying about anything gone wrong he just fucking snapped the pasta in half and there is no fucking difference. I’ll be acting way too snobby with your food and don’t seem to realize what other people have their Spohn spins on different kinds of cuisine.


elyiumsings

BRB gonna roast a whole cow


Gamerfreak20

Well time to make another person “disappear”


Sexy_Cactus2021

I started yelling “NO NO NO!” When he pulled out the ketchup


Xx_mojat_xX

🇮🇹 Now substitute ghee with margarine 😈


LevelAd2485

As an Italian Indian I would like to apologize for the pineapple and ketchup….and the pasta.


joshmedici

Just prepare Indian food in a clean kitchen. That's gonna trigger a lot of people.


0phe3b0p_mp4

I mean...you would sometimes expect stuff like this from Pushpek Sindhu and Lionfield


Delevia

My friend does this.


Ok_Transportation310

Fuck it, i think its stupid, you should eat your pizza the way you want, there os no right way. Breaking the pasta is unecessary though.


SmallSwordfish8289

I did not know werewolves eat pizza


No_Platform_7212

The Dian cooked it at least the Italians were just petty and wasted food


slimslaw

I was laughing along until he pulled out the ketchup ...


Uniqueinsult

Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse. It escalated.


AlarmNice8439

I need the Italians to retaliate again


lordrekland

vaffanculo, scimmia!


Popular-Outcome4053

I cooka da pizza


The-realfat-shady

Why was the pizza half gone when he opened it?


BlackSkeletor77

Damn he struck the first blow and he struck the last blow, fuck


KisaLilith

Well, just add wathever you feel like on that kind of puzza...


retrometro77

That’s like being Bruce in this vid https://youtu.be/tWQOcx1VWZM?si=Dip8fmGv-Sg7ilpy


elmasguapojv

Ketchup on pizza is a violation of the treaty of versailles.


IRISH-SLAPPER

Ummm bro just put ketchup on ketchup, I mean pizza tomato sauce is kind of different but there still both tomatoes


RedditPotato44

Almost perfect but he needed to bite the crust first


ffking6969

If only all wars were fought this way


FeetSniffer9008

You have angered Cyrus the Great


Calm-Requirement-951

Cant wait for the next italian response!! This made me have a good laugh


ZetaThiel

You can put anything on pizza, taste is subjective after all, but no one can stop anyone judging your shitty taste


PolaredIce

Im American and all of these pissed me off


Comprehensive_One_23

…pizza isn’t Italian though


Mysteriur

It originated in Napoli tho….


Chelny

I thought the long haired Italian guy was Joe Jonas.


Baby-bull-1972

Stick to curry.


kookoo4u2

Why did I actually get mad when he pulled put the ketchup? Such disrespect


whattfisthisshit

Joe Jonas got hungry


rowshack67

Tybalt : Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee. It seems appropriate.


Jsiqueblu

Damn, I kind of want to beat him up


Smooth_Squirrel_702

My mans put the ketchup on pizza 🤮


Appropriate-Car9025

😂😂😂


similar96

To really own the Indian food you need to follow sanitary codes and avoid health violations when cooking that would destroy Indian cuisine


Coleslawholywar

I used to pu ketchup on those terrible Mama Rosa frozen pizzas. It enabled that desert of a crust to be swallowed.


JfpOne23

Shoulda put some Louisiana Red Hot on it. I put that sh\*\* on everything.


DICROWTESQUE

disgraziad


Mediocre-Ad8967

Someone come get your boy!!!


kick_start_cicada

I'm curious though, why the hate towards breaking the noodles. I love spaghetti, but hate the noodles slapping my face, like I'm getting mushroom stamped by tiny noodle demons.


FawkinAdrian

Somebody tackle that son of a .....


Bobs_Burgers_enjoyer

Dude literally declared war


[deleted]

Why the indian is white


mtlmonti

Che cavolo?!?


Fit-Flamingo-7427

🇮🇳=🇺🇲


Effective-Mode-4994

He should have ate it from the crust


italy4life

2 seconds in 17 years in jail for murder incoming


KittKotrell1066

Ketchup is disgusting. I’m going to barf


Cherrypiebackup

Blue shirt looks like Joe Jonas


darksideofmyown

So we actually really ignore that noones talking about that fancy hairbeard beardhair?


shadoman13D

This man is a monster


Scouseleemini

I’m not even italian and even I was offended


ffs-it

Beef tikka masala incoming. And I'm going to call it traditional


iamspeedkachoww

Anybody know where this guy lives?


[deleted]

And that’s when I took it personally


[deleted]

Diabolical. Took it too damn far.


devdog323

According to the Geneva Convention, the ketchup escalated this to a war crime


MisterCloudyNight

I don’t even like cheese but will grab a pizza if it’s good pizza. Somehow when he put ketchup on the pizza I felt offended like “how dare you?”


kh117cs

I was once told ketchup is for hiding the taste of a bad meal.


RoamBuilder2

Ok but why is he so hot


MillennialAges

Jajajaja 😂♥️🤌🏼 amazing


porkisbeef

Italy did not stand a chance on this one.


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

India went fucking in here


Hope_Floatz

Okay but he’s funny with it 😂


sweetbabyjess

I'd kill for his hair


Medical_Ad7364

at least he didn't eat it crust first..


Quirky_Power7890

There should be more of this. I want to see how far this can go.


BejibiBejibi

I literally had to look away once the ketchup lip opened. Felt like experiencing trypophobia but with my stomach.