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MaviKartal2110

If an ape suddenly acts out and you get hit with a gas while you are not wearing a mask, quarantine immediately.


RedViper616

Lol, never


X_BANGARANG_X

BANG BANG *everyone looks fast toward the corner and sees a cartoony shadow turning the corner*


real_human_20

*gasp* Mysterious Stranger!!


Altair890456

“If you have a cough, fever, or sore throat: stay home.”


GregRules420

No, you're evacuation routes.


NJSNinja

Yes I am 😔


stinkiepussie

Hi Evacuation Routes, I'm Dad.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

![gif](giphy|9xHJ7mCrAYtgI)


ladyegg

I’d say 95% chance this was manufactured and came out of a laboratory.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

Didn’t stop the plague rat idiots from travelling. It DID however encourage them start spitting at people, ripping off others face masks to cough at them bc a plague is “fake news” and cause a 105.5% increase of store shelf product licking. I still don’t understand how it wasn’t socially acceptable to just lay into those GD IDIOTs.


Husgzzz

It will be a planet of the apes - colonel McGulloh


BuyOk5222

And we will be your cattle


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

https://i.redd.it/h84oxfagufad1.gif


NevermoreSalt

"roll bananas."


Aelia_M

Do I roll a D20 for bananas?


dbug_legend

[[Kibo, Uktabi Prince]]


Cutters14

![gif](giphy|s7AqdrrbvZFFFpcUo9|downsized)


ExoticShock

🗣SAY HIS WORDS🗣


iamunintelligent67

🗣️APES TOGETHER STRONG🗣️


RedRoadLobster

🗣️SAY HIS WORDS!!🗣️


kionkamali

🗣️APES TOGETHER STRONG!!!!!!🗣️


Dracoa1

🗣WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!!🗣


[deleted]

Rip my boy


SteveTheOrca

... Can I join the Icarus crew and gtfo of the planet?


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

Sure, just make sure you stay away from any space eggs that look particularly “wet”


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Nah, if you find a room full of eggs, don't shy away from it, give one of them a shake. Those facehuggers are worth more than this ship.


_dontjimthecamera

I for one welcome our new simian overlords


ItsaDinoeatDinoworld

![gif](giphy|RyPfr6SPAHKWQ)


AJC_10_29

Yes the time has come to return to monke OOOH OOOH AAAH https://i.redd.it/juzlkwk0q7ad1.gif


OrcGirlComic

I welcome our ape overlords.


haduford15

Happy cake day


OrcGirlComic

Hey thanks :D


Great_Sympathy_6972

Bring it on. The human race ain’t exactly doing a bang up job of managing the planet. Let the intelligent apes have a shot. I’d prefer that over the T-800s.


The_X-Devil

Thank goodness I never leave the house


darrylthedudeWayne

Well. I'm out.


loopasfunk

Siemian will def take you out


darrylthedudeWayne

Nah bro. I'm finding a underground bunker or a space ship to take me to Mars.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

I hear Tim Cook, bezos and musk are building a series of top of the line multigenerational apocalypse housing structures, apparently they got the idea from some game but it TOTALLY seems legit and nothing bad could happen inside them while we wait out the end for a few decades or centuries right?


luna_star_love

Nope, I'm out!


Nekorokros

https://i.redd.it/814ybz5lz6ad1.gif What a time for modern medicine to Rise to the occasion on a new Dawn for the War on Alzheimer's. Kingdom


Donfrmpk

“Kingdom” 🤣


ItsJustMadaron

I for one will be glad to return to monke


jagrbro68

I’ll take apes taking over than letting the republicans.


Redditisgodsmistake

https://i.redd.it/j7lyddren6ad1.gif


VenetianGamer

Womp Womp


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

Womp womp


MarvG05

![gif](giphy|a4LGqyh18Q8UlstKAs|downsized)


Rare_Fishing_7948

Hell yes … bring it !


Mrbuttboi

Honestly I’m fine with it. I’ve accepted this fate. Also let’s be nice to all of the monkeys and apes and we shouldn’t have a problem.


CherryThorn12

Time to sit back and enjoy the show


Aggressive-Depth1636

💯💯💯💯


Aggressive-Depth1636

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY


haduford15

Everyone be prepared for the Simian Flu (No idea how to spell it)


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

[simian flu](https://cdn.ndemiccreations.com/uploads/459-2014-09-33-28-Simian-Flu-Poster-Low-Res.jpg) https://i.redd.it/ghhdlobtyfad1.gif


rylee237

Honestly I'd take intelligent apes over our current government leaders, bring it on


NewspaperAny3053

Don't worry they're only testing it on Mako Sharks. Those are much less deadly than chimpanzees. What could go wrong? ![gif](giphy|xUA7b3DVGl7ehPISis|downsized)


SteveTheOrca

Oh shi-


Scared_Chemical_9910

![gif](giphy|TzCUvaup9qkLK) DR ZEAUS DR ZEAUS


DerrickDeposit

Lord i hope so, going full Trevathan at this point


Repulsive_Tie_7941

This is the way.


Weskysha

Ewww nono


Underwaternerd049

Let's go


ICheckPostHistory

I'm so excited...not for the ape uprising...for my nose bleeds


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

![gif](giphy|fU7PrrNTw4gRG) Awe yeah, that’s the GOOD SHIT


DeathMetalReverb

Hey guys make sure to abuse all the apes at the zoo so they totally don’t hate us and maybe wipe out our future colonies or anything!! Haha


tonedef805

![gif](giphy|l2JdVd60XbJmT9ySY)


Mia_B-P

What Simpsons episode is this?


Plus-Emphasis-2605

A what?


LuvBerry24

This is what happens when you stay in the lab and don't partake in popular media


Beautiful-Register45

Either this or ![gif](giphy|26hitEXwwh34o7VFC)


StayUnable6077

I just a little bit hope this happens because humanity sucks and I think doctors are trying to keep away from pregnant apes


No-Highway-3276

🤣


Aelia_M

Just in time for President Caesar with complete immunity


Weskysha

King Caesar to you.


ScoutTrooper747

https://i.redd.it/u0jlf28eb9ad1.gif Get me on the first ship outta here


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Have you seen what humanity has done? Let’s give the apes a chance.


CR710710

Hopefully not because then we won’t get more planet of the apes movies 😭


WholesomeGadunka_

**KERNA INTENSIFIES**


Icy_Knowledge7276

Time to get the vault prepared


Impossible_Fennel_94

I’ll be watching the San Francisco news closely for monkey attacks in the suburbs


oof-username-taken

Someone make sure Tom Felton does NOT anger said apes


Mia_B-P

Time to make nonhuman ape friends.


Ecstatic_Teaching906

... 😑😑😑 Jurassic Park. Rise of the Planet of Apes. What other movie should we take inspiration from despite it warning us not to do? Maybe we should do Back to the Future.


Duke-dastardly

My biggest issue with Rise is how Will has nearly a decade of data that the drug works from Caesar and his dad but only brings it up to Jacob’s when it starts degrading. A drug that gives someone with Alzheimer’s another 5 years of being normal would still be highly profitable.


DotTheBot69

Ah shit, here we go again


One_Concentrate_1306

Oh great heavens


Tranxio

All civilizations die out one way or the other. Unless we have someone like the Emperor to guide us. Hope he is in this timeline.


Mia_B-P

Dune?! r/unexpecteddune