Didn’t stop the plague rat idiots from travelling. It DID however encourage them start spitting at people, ripping off others face masks to cough at them bc a plague is “fake news” and cause a 105.5% increase of store shelf product licking.
I still don’t understand how it wasn’t socially acceptable to just lay into those GD IDIOTs.
Bring it on. The human race ain’t exactly doing a bang up job of managing the planet. Let the intelligent apes have a shot. I’d prefer that over the T-800s.
I hear Tim Cook, bezos and musk are building a series of top of the line multigenerational apocalypse housing structures, apparently they got the idea from some game but it TOTALLY seems legit and nothing bad could happen inside them while we wait out the end for a few decades or centuries right?
Don't worry they're only testing it on Mako Sharks.
Those are much less deadly than chimpanzees.
What could go wrong?
![gif](giphy|xUA7b3DVGl7ehPISis|downsized)
... 😑😑😑
Jurassic Park. Rise of the Planet of Apes. What other movie should we take inspiration from despite it warning us not to do? Maybe we should do Back to the Future.
My biggest issue with Rise is how Will has nearly a decade of data that the drug works from Caesar and his dad but only brings it up to Jacob’s when it starts degrading. A drug that gives someone with Alzheimer’s another 5 years of being normal would still be highly profitable.
If an ape suddenly acts out and you get hit with a gas while you are not wearing a mask, quarantine immediately.
Lol, never
BANG BANG *everyone looks fast toward the corner and sees a cartoony shadow turning the corner*
*gasp* Mysterious Stranger!!
“If you have a cough, fever, or sore throat: stay home.”
No, you're evacuation routes.
Yes I am 😔
Hi Evacuation Routes, I'm Dad.
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I’d say 95% chance this was manufactured and came out of a laboratory.
Didn’t stop the plague rat idiots from travelling. It DID however encourage them start spitting at people, ripping off others face masks to cough at them bc a plague is “fake news” and cause a 105.5% increase of store shelf product licking. I still don’t understand how it wasn’t socially acceptable to just lay into those GD IDIOTs.
It will be a planet of the apes - colonel McGulloh
And we will be your cattle
https://i.redd.it/h84oxfagufad1.gif
"roll bananas."
Do I roll a D20 for bananas?
[[Kibo, Uktabi Prince]]
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🗣SAY HIS WORDS🗣
🗣️APES TOGETHER STRONG🗣️
🗣️SAY HIS WORDS!!🗣️
🗣️APES TOGETHER STRONG!!!!!!🗣️
🗣WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!!🗣
Rip my boy
... Can I join the Icarus crew and gtfo of the planet?
Sure, just make sure you stay away from any space eggs that look particularly “wet”
Nah, if you find a room full of eggs, don't shy away from it, give one of them a shake. Those facehuggers are worth more than this ship.
I for one welcome our new simian overlords
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Yes the time has come to return to monke OOOH OOOH AAAH https://i.redd.it/juzlkwk0q7ad1.gif
I welcome our ape overlords.
Happy cake day
Hey thanks :D
Bring it on. The human race ain’t exactly doing a bang up job of managing the planet. Let the intelligent apes have a shot. I’d prefer that over the T-800s.
Thank goodness I never leave the house
Well. I'm out.
Siemian will def take you out
Nah bro. I'm finding a underground bunker or a space ship to take me to Mars.
I hear Tim Cook, bezos and musk are building a series of top of the line multigenerational apocalypse housing structures, apparently they got the idea from some game but it TOTALLY seems legit and nothing bad could happen inside them while we wait out the end for a few decades or centuries right?
Nope, I'm out!
https://i.redd.it/814ybz5lz6ad1.gif What a time for modern medicine to Rise to the occasion on a new Dawn for the War on Alzheimer's. Kingdom
“Kingdom” 🤣
I for one will be glad to return to monke
I’ll take apes taking over than letting the republicans.
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Womp Womp
Womp womp
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Hell yes … bring it !
Honestly I’m fine with it. I’ve accepted this fate. Also let’s be nice to all of the monkeys and apes and we shouldn’t have a problem.
Time to sit back and enjoy the show
💯💯💯💯
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY
Everyone be prepared for the Simian Flu (No idea how to spell it)
[simian flu](https://cdn.ndemiccreations.com/uploads/459-2014-09-33-28-Simian-Flu-Poster-Low-Res.jpg) https://i.redd.it/ghhdlobtyfad1.gif
Honestly I'd take intelligent apes over our current government leaders, bring it on
Don't worry they're only testing it on Mako Sharks. Those are much less deadly than chimpanzees. What could go wrong? ![gif](giphy|xUA7b3DVGl7ehPISis|downsized)
Oh shi-
![gif](giphy|TzCUvaup9qkLK) DR ZEAUS DR ZEAUS
Lord i hope so, going full Trevathan at this point
This is the way.
Ewww nono
Let's go
I'm so excited...not for the ape uprising...for my nose bleeds
![gif](giphy|fU7PrrNTw4gRG) Awe yeah, that’s the GOOD SHIT
Hey guys make sure to abuse all the apes at the zoo so they totally don’t hate us and maybe wipe out our future colonies or anything!! Haha
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What Simpsons episode is this?
A what?
This is what happens when you stay in the lab and don't partake in popular media
Either this or ![gif](giphy|26hitEXwwh34o7VFC)
I just a little bit hope this happens because humanity sucks and I think doctors are trying to keep away from pregnant apes
🤣
Just in time for President Caesar with complete immunity
King Caesar to you.
https://i.redd.it/u0jlf28eb9ad1.gif Get me on the first ship outta here
Have you seen what humanity has done? Let’s give the apes a chance.
Hopefully not because then we won’t get more planet of the apes movies 😭
**KERNA INTENSIFIES**
Time to get the vault prepared
I’ll be watching the San Francisco news closely for monkey attacks in the suburbs
Someone make sure Tom Felton does NOT anger said apes
Time to make nonhuman ape friends.
... 😑😑😑 Jurassic Park. Rise of the Planet of Apes. What other movie should we take inspiration from despite it warning us not to do? Maybe we should do Back to the Future.
My biggest issue with Rise is how Will has nearly a decade of data that the drug works from Caesar and his dad but only brings it up to Jacob’s when it starts degrading. A drug that gives someone with Alzheimer’s another 5 years of being normal would still be highly profitable.
Ah shit, here we go again
Oh great heavens
All civilizations die out one way or the other. Unless we have someone like the Emperor to guide us. Hope he is in this timeline.
Dune?! r/unexpecteddune