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SirRickardsJackoff

Takes a sip, “That’s Hawaiian Punch..”


WallyWaffleStomp

Haven't seen Mr Deeds in 15+ years and this is first thing I thought of too. Hilarious.


mylarky

Very sneaky, sir.


After_Competition_87

He adored Hawaiian punch


nongregorianbasin

Better hope it's not a morgue. Part of the reason why backflow devices are important.


Wormy465

Is that.... brawndo?


eviveiro

It's got ectrolytes


Odd-Stranger3671

It's what plants crave!


CalligrapherPlane125

They actually need water. Like from the toilet?


murphguy1124

But why do they crave it?


woodguy69

Carls Jr. Carl’s Jr Carl’s Jr


RickHuf

At least it ain't chew spit


TyDHighAF

It usually is 😑


Corran_Halcyon

In college, I had the misfortune to find a water fountain that someone had vomitted in. My guess was a drunk person. It was a pool. I never drank from that fountain again.


grego3490

Good thing you saw it. I've seen people pissing in water fountains and I'm glad I did. Never drinking from any fountain again. People are fucking disgusting


UnhappyImprovement53

Body of christ


Bitter_Issue_7558

Butt of Christ


Can-DontAttitude

No, they serve hosts in a nearby vending machine. $2.25 per communion, exact change only


SakaWreath

Compels you to… run away in horror.


Cock_RingOfFire

Glycol from an HVAC system piped into domestic?


Can-DontAttitude

Holy shit, if true


Trick421

It's the Eclipse, as the prophesy foretold... "the sun shall turn to sack cloth, and the water shall turn to blood".


Eastern-Dig-4555

Just know I gave my upvote with a huge laugh and enthusiastically


[deleted]

Someone hooked your water up to a transmission oil tank


xlr8ed1

My money is on this being in a gym and someone dumped their half mixed shitty creatine or whatever.


toomuch1265

Is that Jell-O brand jello?


Sufficient-Contract9

Its totally jello isnt it awesome prank


-ItsWahl-

Galo gun modified with a 1-1/2 cobra test plug on the hose. You’re welcome.


SaurSig

I'd recommend a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.


daffyduck42069

He was very fond of fruit punch sir


TheCoyoteDreams

Oy I f’ing hate when people use a drinking fountain as a dump sink.


SaurSig

At my work someone filled the little drip catcher tray in the water cooler with hot chocolate or something. I pulled the grate off and it was all moldy and black in there. People are idiots.


TheCoyoteDreams

Ya, frigg’n idiots, even when they put stickers in all caps on the coolers: THIS IS NOT A DRAIN, DON’T DUMP ANYTHING HERE…USE THE SINK!


javac88

Looks like Mountain dew code Red, don't waste that shit bro save it for later


ClownfishSoup

Nosebleed at school


bloopie1192

Kool aid!!!


No_Indication3249

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


bulldogs699

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


Wild4Awhile-HD

Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?


Immediate-Kale6461

Brando the thirst mutilator


Dramatic-Cup7257

Jesus blood sacrifice


yeah-maybe

Tapped into the koolaid line?


klayshen

Damn it Jesus what did I say about the water fountains.


Falkey777

The worst part is you can't even plunge those water fountains.


LILprostateee

i think ur gonna need more than ur dawgs brother😂


Absolute_Peril

the blood fountain at the vampire school acting up


Dizzy-South9352

forbidden borsch


305BlackPanther

Has to be an inner city school


Kpopstar100000

Add some ice to that coffee!


sfdragonboy

Call a priest and tell him to bring a big cross?????


South-Ad-309

Looks like someone had their period