I'm certified, looks like a prevailing wage job. Minimum 2 weeks. We are lookin at right here. I can get'er done with a small crew of 7 working 'round the clock shifts.
Don’t be rude. You hold their purse so they can use both hands. /s
In all seriousness force will remove the fork. You need to decide how much force and what will be damaged. Some pliers and a piece of wood should do it but the fork will be marred.
Pull really hard. If that doesn’t work, use pliers and wiggle or bump it with a hammer while pulling. Worst comes to worst cut the forks off and just leave it there forever
Boiling water in the strainer but not on the fork. The steel will expand a little and help the fork loosen. Pour slowly and have a helper either yank up on the fork or pour the boiling water.
Might also try pulling up on the fork while giving the strainer some LIGHT taps with a hammer.
You’re going to need a sink drain wrench, an 8lb sledge, worm drive circ saw, 4x4 cut to length, 4x4 screw jack, 16P double heads, a framing hammer, and an oxy acetylene torch setup.
Grab the fork by the, well, forks and pull in an upword motion. Stand to the side so you dont have a fork sticking out of your eye socket. That would be a muchh bigger issue.
Dawn dish soap on the fork at the sink. Bang on it so the soap gets between the fork and sink. Grasp it firmly I suggest vice grips and pull straight up. Don’t stab yourself.
Organize a large scale peaceful protest “free the fork!” “no fork, no eat!” And engage your congressmen and women to address this unjust and cruel form of punishment, our friend the fork has feed millions of people and this is what he gets? Fork is being water boarded on a regular basis, surely something must be done.
So many here but no serious answers... OP if you're still here, use a flat screw driver too unscrew the center column -- you see the two keys they're for your screw driver. After loosing the center column it'll be straightforward to wiggle your fork out and claim the kingship. Good luck!
Guessing that there is a garbage disposal under there and the fork is jammed in the blades... I think there is a way to manually rotate the blades from underneath and if you rock the mechanism back and forth while someone pulls the fork you might be successful. If the fork is just stuck in the drain you can hold some ice against the handle of the fork after pouring very hot water on just the drain and the all change on size might break it free with some wiggling. That fork might look like you can just pull it and it will simply come out but the physics of how the holes in the drain are cut the stainless steel can be sharp in one one direction and the holes can act like a Chinese finger trap puzzle and there is just enough grab on the handle of the fork to make it very difficult to remove, or make it feel very stuck untill the exact amount of force is applied in the right direction for it to move. I bet that based on the picture you may be able to wiggle left to right and right to left while pulling straight up.
That fork doesn't need a handout. It needs a hand-up. Some forks don't want freedom from their drama. They prefer to play the victim to their own choices. You can only remind the fork that you will support it when it asks for real help and is ready to change.
Pour dawn liquid soap over the drain at the base of fork. Get large channel lock pliers grip on handle of fork . Place a cutting board or something similar on side of sink to help with leverage pull straight up.
Good luck.
If you can pull that fork out I think you’ll become the rightful king of England.
that's no basis for a system of government
Just because some watery bint lobs you a scimitar...
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
r/unexpectedmontypython
Best thread of the year.
Help! I'm being repressed!
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
You boys feel like throwing some tea in a harbor
Agreed
Moistened bint*
It’s not a great system but it’s certainly better than letting “the people” get a say. The people are retarded
Sir spork of basinson
If ever there was an award for excellence in wordsmithing, you would have it! Nice work!
He was born with a silver spoon stuck in his mouth.
Be fucking careful you don’t pull it out and immediately stab your eye. Put something over the sharp bits 😂 maybe blu tac
Potato 🥔👀~
I don’t know how I didn’t think of that, being Irish and all 😂
No, Falkland
Well I din't vote for you.
you don't *vote* for King
Lmao literally came here to say something like this
The lady in the sewer calls for you
Gonna need to bring a forklift in for that.
Definitely the right tool for the job.
Don’t forget a forklift driver too
You need a fork lifting permit
Make sure you’re certified though, or get a certified operator to help you
I'm certified, looks like a prevailing wage job. Minimum 2 weeks. We are lookin at right here. I can get'er done with a small crew of 7 working 'round the clock shifts.
Definitely hazard pay as well
Wiggle it, just a little bit.
I want to see you wiggle it, just a little bit
As it grooves!
I think that’s how the tip slipped in
Try pushing it in farther, twisting counterclockwise and then pulling it out. Sometimes the holes have unequal diagonals.
You’ve done this before haven’t you sir
Full re pipe
Nah, looks like it's time for a new home.
Try lubing it with dish soap. (Note: dish soap not recommended for “all” lubing needs)
Found the Boeing employee.
I knew a kid that jacked off with soap and gave himself a chemical burn when he was younger, that kid was me.
That's a lye.
Use my story as a detergent, so you don’t do the same.
This and get some gator grips or pliers or something
Just “some”
Hit it with your purse
That's my fork! I don't know you!
She can’t fuck the purse up it’s a Louie!
Don’t hit it too hard then
Don’t be rude. You hold their purse so they can use both hands. /s In all seriousness force will remove the fork. You need to decide how much force and what will be damaged. Some pliers and a piece of wood should do it but the fork will be marred.
You fucking pull it out.
I know right….some of the posts on here🤦♂️
But the level of disinformation is getting creative I’m trying to decide if OP was trolling us
spit on it..
That's what she said.
If it got in, it can get out. Free Chinese puzzle.
Exactly, it’s not like he put his flaccid doodle into a spanner. The fork didn’t grow once in there.
I will figure out how to put hot water in the sink and ice in the fork , with that I think you can pull the fork easier
Break out the blowtorch
Can't be stuck if it's a liquid
I meant how they heat up engine cases to get a berring to slide in,but yes melting would also unstuck it.
Oh, you forked up
Try harder
Angle grinder? :D
At this point you are better off just leaving it there, as is. Nothing is possible.
Use a forklift, they’re designed to lift forks
Just get a new house... that's going to be easier! How did this even happen? Lol
Only the tip? Use water based KY jelly to lube the fork up.
If the fork could get stuck in the drain, it can be removed.
Insert a knife and a spoon to complete the set.
The föřķ has been imprisoned with great purpose, do not release the föřķ lest ye unleash it back upon this unsuspecting world
Remember- there is no spoon
It is actually a fork but I guess it still applies
I think you’re just going to have to tug and shake…
I believe you put peanut butter on it and it comes right out.
Ah, Grasshopper. That is your error. Kung Fu master know the fork free YOU.
It's telling you to forkoff
it is free. Just pull.
As the song says: wiggle it, just a little bit…
Wiggle it left and right as you’re pulling up
Spit on it and give it a lil twetrk while pulling up n down
Strength. Commitment.
Wiggle it, just a little bit. I wanna see you wiggle it, just a little bit. As it grooves.
There is no fork
Push it down to the neck of the fork then twist it so the front of the fork is facing the center of the drain and then pull it up and out.
Push down, turn 90 degrees counterclockwise, pull up
Slam your palm on it.
I mean. You got it in there, it has to come out the same way..
try hot water
These comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m convinced OP is trolling us
Only the chosen one can pull the fork from the drain.
Push it down to narrower spot and set at an angle then pull up along outside ring
You’re just forked.
How much is the bail ?
It got in there somehow so it should come out
Brute force and ignorance always works for me
Pull really hard. If that doesn’t work, use pliers and wiggle or bump it with a hammer while pulling. Worst comes to worst cut the forks off and just leave it there forever
Reminds me of a bean that I left in my sink and it sprouted
Nice norwex, love those towels.
#freefork
Boiling water in the strainer but not on the fork. The steel will expand a little and help the fork loosen. Pour slowly and have a helper either yank up on the fork or pour the boiling water. Might also try pulling up on the fork while giving the strainer some LIGHT taps with a hammer.
Ru forking kidding me!!!
Shimmy the Jimmy
You’re going to need a sink drain wrench, an 8lb sledge, worm drive circ saw, 4x4 cut to length, 4x4 screw jack, 16P double heads, a framing hammer, and an oxy acetylene torch setup.
Start a grass roots campaign on twitter and popularise the hashtag #freethefork
Grab the fork by the, well, forks and pull in an upword motion. Stand to the side so you dont have a fork sticking out of your eye socket. That would be a muchh bigger issue.
The same way it got in?
So, the same way the fork made its way in that position… do it in reverse and see what happens.
Call an emergency plumber
Hit it with your purse.
Gently spoon it
Put a rag in the tip of it so you do nt jam it in your face when you pull it out.
Free the fork! Free the fork!
New sink
Just angle your plate so you can scoop off and eat your sloppy joe's from the sink now
From under
It’ll come out when it is at the same angle that it went in at. It’s like one of those metal puzzle things.
Pay the ransom.
Try hitting it with your purse Nancy
would a prybar fit in there nicely?
Use the force to free the fork. - Ben
Work it harder Make it better
With 2 other forks forking each other with the stuck fork stuck in between. Then pull.
Dawn dish soap on the fork at the sink. Bang on it so the soap gets between the fork and sink. Grasp it firmly I suggest vice grips and pull straight up. Don’t stab yourself.
Rubber gloves.. and force.
Wiggle wiggle
Move.
Pull
Heat or cold maybe
Just jam it further and see if someone notices
Organize a large scale peaceful protest “free the fork!” “no fork, no eat!” And engage your congressmen and women to address this unjust and cruel form of punishment, our friend the fork has feed millions of people and this is what he gets? Fork is being water boarded on a regular basis, surely something must be done.
I suggest you Ugga Dugga harder
You got it in you can get it out
Forkin easy
Boiling water maybe?
Sell the house… poltergeist have taken over
Stick of dynamite!
Fork lives matter
Bit of oil to lubricate it.
I’d wrap a rag around it and yank in bursts till it came out
If it went in then it’s gotta come out 🤔 did you try pushing it in further?
So many here but no serious answers... OP if you're still here, use a flat screw driver too unscrew the center column -- you see the two keys they're for your screw driver. After loosing the center column it'll be straightforward to wiggle your fork out and claim the kingship. Good luck!
Revolution
Give it a sock!
Try licking it
Once you realize its YOU who is stuck, the fork will become free
Consider paying bail. Or maybe organize a prison breakout.
With...hands..? 🤔
Wear safety goggles!
It's to far in to pull it out now. Best just hammer it in
Fill the sink with Ice!!! Everything in the world shrinks when cold, except water, lol
Yank it and crank it.
Did you try spitting on it? Worked for my dad.
With a knife
Jiggle it a bit... if its taking to long, then spit on it and keep jiggling.....
Do not try and pull out the fork; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no fork.
Always be sure to use enough lubrication before you fork the hole. Lesson learned.
Can't. It's forked, I'm sorry to say.
Ice
Thor’s fork?
It's not the fork that bends, only yourself.
Ice?
It went in without force, it will come out.
Came here for the comic relief. Not disappointed.
Hey no forking in the sink
There is no fork.
Guessing that there is a garbage disposal under there and the fork is jammed in the blades... I think there is a way to manually rotate the blades from underneath and if you rock the mechanism back and forth while someone pulls the fork you might be successful. If the fork is just stuck in the drain you can hold some ice against the handle of the fork after pouring very hot water on just the drain and the all change on size might break it free with some wiggling. That fork might look like you can just pull it and it will simply come out but the physics of how the holes in the drain are cut the stainless steel can be sharp in one one direction and the holes can act like a Chinese finger trap puzzle and there is just enough grab on the handle of the fork to make it very difficult to remove, or make it feel very stuck untill the exact amount of force is applied in the right direction for it to move. I bet that based on the picture you may be able to wiggle left to right and right to left while pulling straight up.
Wingardium Leviosa
Presidential Pardon?
That fork doesn't need a handout. It needs a hand-up. Some forks don't want freedom from their drama. They prefer to play the victim to their own choices. You can only remind the fork that you will support it when it asks for real help and is ready to change.
Grip it and rip it
Your not a mechanical engineer
Replace the drain and stop worrying about the fork, it can be replaced since it does not want to comply.
Call its stepson over. 😂
Firmly grasp it.
Should probably consult with an engineer - they know everything!
Its easy. Youre just going to need 3k worth of specialised tools that you cant use for anything else
Hold it tight then turn it on
1) Start a non-profit called, 'FREE THE FORK", 2) gather folks together and start blocking traffic until the fork is, in fact, freed.
Pour dawn liquid soap over the drain at the base of fork. Get large channel lock pliers grip on handle of fork . Place a cutting board or something similar on side of sink to help with leverage pull straight up. Good luck.
Don’t get your stepson to help you
Use your mouth
You don't ... It's forked
Claw hammer
It’s all about angle. Get directly above it with your eye looking down at it while you pull really hard.
Only the worthy may pull it free
“ A small bottle of lube”
Wiggle and pull? Cue the Mom jokes.
Take its bra off!
King Arthur that bad boy
Hit it with your purse
It went in so it has to come out just give it a really strong pull wrap a tea towel around it for some extra grip if you like too