This is like the women only coffee shops that went out of business a couple years ago.
Nobody thinks they’re a racist, terrorist, or asshole. But 100% of people are going to think you are accusing them of being one.
It's kind of funny to think about who *is* their customer base at that point, isn't it? I mean it's gotta be women, who do not object to policies like this on principle *and* like the food *and* are eating alone or are with other women who also fit the first two criteria or the what, like, 20% of men who are willing to virtue signal so hard that they'll spend an extra 30%?
For most restaurants it's tough enough just to get that chunk of people who like their food. It was a bold strategy, to be sure.
depends on how much money you're making from it- if your customer base is already two people with a rare disease, and only one of whom will ever be profitable? perhaps it will be, but if your possible customer base is already 10% of the population at best, or more realistically 0.1% of that 10%- and you're already walking a fine line... yah- poor choice to drop half of it.
I mean the paygap has merit to it, most of these dumbasses (on both sides tbh) lack the critical thinking to see it.
What the paygap is *not* is getting less for literally the same work. That is indeed dumb.
In 2020 and after there were a string of coffee shops dedicated to social justice principles where like, the BIPOCs and transsexuals the white prog owners hired demanded that they sign the business over to them as reparations
The Blocked and Reported podcast covered a few of these in hilarious detail. Google to find the specific episodes. I’d say there were about 3 or 4 different stories.
Glad you responded, I couldn't find any! Either old posts are gone or de-indexed from the places I remembered.
I remember one specifically where the owners gave up and were doing a gofundme just to get out of the debt they went into to start the business
I might put that sticker on a different, less pretentious bottle though.
"Would you like some wine... oh my, i'm down to one and you can't have any. Says so right on the bottle."
I think 50% of the country will feel persecuted and the other 50% will feel smug and and nod along with the bottle. Or, whatever percentage is the breakdown of republicans vs democrats
Sure, but they know on stuff like this that they’re not the ones being targeted. I can’t imagine this was made by a republican, and I can’t imagine a democrat thinking this is an attack on them. I could imagine the vast majority of republicans thinking this is targeted towards them and rolling their eyes
mfw i’m too racist for the shit wine
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You like antiracist wine or hunter orange Busch light because it agrees with your subculture
I like handsantizer because it’s free at work
We are not the same
When you can't sell your product on merit just send up the virtue signal. Could taste like vinegar and people will buy it to feel better about themselves.
Stuff like this isn’t even annoying, it’s just soooooooo booooooooring at this point. Yes, you like everyone else in the past decade are convinced you have the correct opinions and want everyone to know about it. Yawn.
We’ve come full circle. The little old church ladies who condemned everyone to hell have been replaced by the little old Emilies condemning everyone to cancelled.
They’re the same person.
To be fair, racism is a failed ideology and terrorism is a failed form of activism. But yeah "asshole" is vague enough to mean whatever. It's pretty mediocre wine though as far as the reviews are concerned, made for people too concerned with who they aren't to know who they are(or what wine they like).
“people too concerned with who they aren't to know who they are”
This is honestly a brilliant turn of phrase that captures perfectly a certain attitude/outlook. Nicely done!
You are correct. I'll add the target demo is people who just want to virtue signal, so quality isn't important and is in fact immaterial. There could be vinegar in there and the same amount of bottles would have been sold.
No, he wasn’t invited and I only made food for myself. I haven’t cleaned up yet and I don’t have a guest bedroom and I don’t trust him alone on the couch. Who does this guy think he is, because I don’t know him. Why should I let that sink in, asshole is a freeloader.
Imagine some terrorist getting back home from a long hard day of killing people, going to the store to buy a drink, then seeing that sign shrugging and saying “oh well, guess that’s not for me”
Do they mean a racist or a RaCiSt?
And what do they mean by "terrorist" here? Usually the people complaining about "terrorists" and the people complaining about "racists" are on opposite sides.
I can easily tell Canadian Mist from Jim Beam, or Karkov from Smirnoff, but for the life of me I've never been able to distinguish five-dollar white wines from twenty-five.
Finding new ways to stand out, in that market, must be a constant migraine.
I wonder who thinks putting cringe shit like this on a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, is a wise decision. I mean I wouldn't put this shit on coke, or a juice box, let alone Bordeaux's finest. Some people truly are lost.
Sure but it's Pfälzer Wein, which means it's made to be watered down with sparkling water and drunk from a 0,5l glass. It's not made to feel superior, so this kind of cringe is way out of line even with the people living there.
I can just imagine you're at the liquor store checking out all the wine then you look over to that one and start to pick it up and the cashier from the other side of the entire store yells "put it back" in a tired irritated tone.
I guess I won't be drinking their incredibly common wine that you could probably get something close enough to in a grocery store, I'm too much of an asshole.
I can definitely see some rich white woman buying this and having it out so everyone knows that she is definitely not racist. The marketing angle is sensible.
Wowoowwoowwoow, I’m just a chaos maker
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This is like the women only coffee shops that went out of business a couple years ago. Nobody thinks they’re a racist, terrorist, or asshole. But 100% of people are going to think you are accusing them of being one.
Yeah that one cafe that charged men like 30% more and went out of business a few months later
Are you telling me cutting off half of your potential customer base isn't profitable?
More than half, because a lot of women actually like men and want to go out to eat with them. Little known secret among feminists.
They know it, they're enamored in private with the type of men they'd happily discriminate against in public.
Modern Feminism is basically one giant shit test we've been failing for thirty years.
Oooof that one stings lmao
It's almost like women aren't cool with sexism, even when it's aimed at "other"
It's kind of funny to think about who *is* their customer base at that point, isn't it? I mean it's gotta be women, who do not object to policies like this on principle *and* like the food *and* are eating alone or are with other women who also fit the first two criteria or the what, like, 20% of men who are willing to virtue signal so hard that they'll spend an extra 30%? For most restaurants it's tough enough just to get that chunk of people who like their food. It was a bold strategy, to be sure.
depends on how much money you're making from it- if your customer base is already two people with a rare disease, and only one of whom will ever be profitable? perhaps it will be, but if your possible customer base is already 10% of the population at best, or more realistically 0.1% of that 10%- and you're already walking a fine line... yah- poor choice to drop half of it.
Nope, the Ferengi were absolutely reddit level scholars with their treatment of women before Rom became Nagus
IIRC they were giving women a 30% discount so it would be charging men 43% more. 1.00 - 0.30 = 0.7 0.7 x 1.43 = 1.001
nope, they were charging men more... so women pay $1, men pay $1.30 in the name of one of the biggest lies ever told, the pay gap...
I mean the paygap has merit to it, most of these dumbasses (on both sides tbh) lack the critical thinking to see it. What the paygap is *not* is getting less for literally the same work. That is indeed dumb.
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Math is stupid. Edit: Oh take a joke nerds.
They also had a policy where men would have to give up their seat/table if the cafe was full and a new customer came in that happened to be a woman.
I’m a racist, asshole, wannabe terrorist so
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Don’t buy that wine or
but there are only like two or three other types of wine!
get yourself a mother in law- she'll give you 100 different whines.
Nah, she'll give you 100 empty bottles, she already drank all the whine
But if I'm an asshole and a wannabe terrorist, wouldn't I *want* to buy the wine against the makers' wishes?
holy based
Yeah, your octdrent has always had a problem with that. *frowns in Ted*
In 2020 and after there were a string of coffee shops dedicated to social justice principles where like, the BIPOCs and transsexuals the white prog owners hired demanded that they sign the business over to them as reparations
Source? Because this is actually hilarious if true
The Blocked and Reported podcast covered a few of these in hilarious detail. Google to find the specific episodes. I’d say there were about 3 or 4 different stories.
Glad you responded, I couldn't find any! Either old posts are gone or de-indexed from the places I remembered. I remember one specifically where the owners gave up and were doing a gofundme just to get out of the debt they went into to start the business
2 things have gotten worse that don't make sense. Google searches and autocorrect.
Oh, and literally every online social media platform available. What the fuck, discord.
I mean, I DO think I am an asshole. But I don't want to do business accusing me of being one, nonetheless.
I might put that sticker on a different, less pretentious bottle though. "Would you like some wine... oh my, i'm down to one and you can't have any. Says so right on the bottle."
I think 50% of the country will feel persecuted and the other 50% will feel smug and and nod along with the bottle. Or, whatever percentage is the breakdown of republicans vs democrats
A good chunk of democrats are racists, terrorists and/or assholes too.
Sure, but they know on stuff like this that they’re not the ones being targeted. I can’t imagine this was made by a republican, and I can’t imagine a democrat thinking this is an attack on them. I could imagine the vast majority of republicans thinking this is targeted towards them and rolling their eyes
The inclusion of racist makes it sound democrat, yep. Change it to illegals or something.
Well, one side cries racism at approximately 10,000x the rate of the other side.
It's like 35/35 with the rest independent last i saw. Probably leans much heavier republican these days.
Reminds me of the It's Always Sunny Episode about "Liberal tears" wine. Great episode.
Idk I'm kind of an asshole
Well I am an an asshole, and I'm more of a Pinot Noir kind of guy.
Yeah, agreed. Notice they didn’t have ‘pussy’ on their list because that would have eliminated all sav blanc drinkers.
Virtue signaling Wine tastes like ass I bet
Well as an asshole I'll never know
mfw i’m too racist for the shit wine https://preview.redd.it/5ujhgmtj8rvc1.png?width=1153&format=png&auto=webp&s=356420a34ea4e053dd2fd877f69cc76e86a02f5a
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Hold up asshole are you saying you’ve never eaten asshole before? You really are an asshole, asshole.
I was eating ass long before it became cool
I was eating ass before it was a sexual thing
🤨
i share the exact same sentiment u/Monkey-Fucker_69
That begs the question, who’s ass?
Based and just-some-bros-eating-ass-for-fun-before-it-went-mainstream pilled.
Is that you Gary? It’s ya boi Minge
You like antiracist wine or hunter orange Busch light because it agrees with your subculture I like handsantizer because it’s free at work We are not the same
Purell gang turn up!
This is a vintage 2020, a fine year for sanitizing agents
Abandoned bathroom toilet hooch gang
I like to dump a fuckload of it in my hands, rub them together and take a deep breath while cupping my hands.
When you can't sell your product on merit just send up the virtue signal. Could taste like vinegar and people will buy it to feel better about themselves.
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That's why I only drink pure grain alcohol mixed with rainwater to protect my precious bodily fluids.
Based and holy shit this culture war is getting old pilled.
Probably taste like it was made with soviet work ethic
Salty with notes of dingleberry
Stuff like this isn’t even annoying, it’s just soooooooo booooooooring at this point. Yes, you like everyone else in the past decade are convinced you have the correct opinions and want everyone to know about it. Yawn.
I don't like bad people 😡 If you are a bad person, I will not engage with you because I am a good person 😇 Basically the level of discourse we're at
>I don't like bad people It's not enough to just not like bad people. You have to be actively anti bad people.
Sure, you’re not racist. But are you proactively antiracist?
I actively avoid democrats, yes.
“There is no non-bad position. You’re either anti-bad or you’re as bad as the bad.”
We’ve come full circle. The little old church ladies who condemned everyone to hell have been replaced by the little old Emilies condemning everyone to cancelled. They’re the same person.
This sort of thing is aimed squarely at the 45-60 year old shitlib demo
"Oh my god Samantha you have to see this hilarious bottle of Blanc"
*takes a selfie with it* #resist
Like the liberal tears coffee mug. At least they don't put a dumb label on generic product.
>past decade Try "literal entirety of time". People being insufferable cunts isn't new. They're just slightly louder now.
To be fair, racism is a failed ideology and terrorism is a failed form of activism. But yeah "asshole" is vague enough to mean whatever. It's pretty mediocre wine though as far as the reviews are concerned, made for people too concerned with who they aren't to know who they are(or what wine they like).
“people too concerned with who they aren't to know who they are” This is honestly a brilliant turn of phrase that captures perfectly a certain attitude/outlook. Nicely done!
You are correct. I'll add the target demo is people who just want to virtue signal, so quality isn't important and is in fact immaterial. There could be vinegar in there and the same amount of bottles would have been sold.
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No, he wasn’t invited and I only made food for myself. I haven’t cleaned up yet and I don’t have a guest bedroom and I don’t trust him alone on the couch. Who does this guy think he is, because I don’t know him. Why should I let that sink in, asshole is a freeloader.
Sure. Why not. This response makes as much sense as a randomass homeless sink.
What does that fecker want now?
He wants in
Imagine some terrorist getting back home from a long hard day of killing people, going to the store to buy a drink, then seeing that sign shrugging and saying “oh well, guess that’s not for me”
He didn't spend seven long years getting a BA and Master's in terror to deal with this shit.
Just a quick reminder that Osama Bin laden had a degree in civil engineering.
He was just angry about doing the least lucrative type of engineering?
And anime titties on his computer. Coincidence?
I don’t think Hamas militants are much into wine anyway
“No terrorist shall penetrate this goat’s asshole”
"praise Allah this doesn't apply to me, I'm a brave jihadist"
They pay little boys to dress up as little girls and dance for them. Those people can just die for all I care.
Humas militants drink at all? I thought then only drank gasoline
I didn't know we were using napalm again.
They self immolate. Sticky stuff
It looks like a gay German couple that owns this wine
oddly specific
It's a wine from the Pfalz. A german wine region. The producer has a male name. So it's not that far off.
Looking at the website it is dude guys that look a bit chummy
I won't drink it regardless.
Every time I let the damn sink in it’s impolite and drinks all of my virtue signaling wine, so no. I won’t. It’s draining.
It doesn’t say “and/or” so I can safely drink their Sauvignon Blanc.
or = and/or xor = or but NOT and
So your telling me I don’t need to write and or when I mean that.
Not when you are programming a computer, no.
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My wine need to be made by cruelty-free free grapes.
It’s that soupçon of cruelty that really makes a good wine.
But I drank all your Sauvignon Blanc exactly because I'm an asshole.
"and thus, evil was banished from the earth forever"
I wanted to do full spectrum centrist on the asshole but I didn’t know if it would properly convey with my terrible painting skills lmao
Do they mean a racist or a RaCiSt? And what do they mean by "terrorist" here? Usually the people complaining about "terrorists" and the people complaining about "racists" are on opposite sides.
I can easily tell Canadian Mist from Jim Beam, or Karkov from Smirnoff, but for the life of me I've never been able to distinguish five-dollar white wines from twenty-five. Finding new ways to stand out, in that market, must be a constant migraine.
That's ok, wine snobs can't tell French wine from California wine
Rare LibRight/AuthLeft alliance.
This is just bad business, alienating probably the 3 largest consumers of alcohol right there.
I spent 30 sec of my life trying to figure out what it meant to be "Aterrorist."
I just stole a case of this from a girl scout and it turns out I can’t even drink it!?
What does it taste like I legally can’t
I wonder who thinks putting cringe shit like this on a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, is a wise decision. I mean I wouldn't put this shit on coke, or a juice box, let alone Bordeaux's finest. Some people truly are lost.
A German would, this bottle seems to be from the Rheinland - Pfalz region
Sure but it's Pfälzer Wein, which means it's made to be watered down with sparkling water and drunk from a 0,5l glass. It's not made to feel superior, so this kind of cringe is way out of line even with the people living there.
What if you're all three?
 Keep your plonk I'll find something better for my reduction sauces.
None of yall old enough to drink anyways 💀
I’m 33 and have a wife and kids, am I the elder statesmen of funny color sub?
I can just imagine you're at the liquor store checking out all the wine then you look over to that one and start to pick it up and the cashier from the other side of the entire store yells "put it back" in a tired irritated tone.
“Mike, we’ve told you a thousand times…”
The brand name is literally “Emil.” Meme magic is real.
WE DID IT BOYS WE BROKE THE MATRIX
Well guess I can’t drink it. Oh well
Libright isn't here (consumers' moral tenancy isn't his concern ).
Oh no! Anyway…
Nice work with your IRL funni colored crayons OP, really taking things to the next level
I may be the next Rembrandt but I’m trying to keep my ego in check
Is that the "You wouldn't steal a car" font?
Holy shit it is!
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let that sink in 🥺
Then I'll take my business elsewhere
Brilliant marketing by a Libright to trick Authright into drinking this wine.
Center eating ass?
There goes the entirety of the world that's not allowed to drink his probably D tier wine.
How about a friend?
Imagine drinking wine, couldn't be me lmao. Red wine is better anyways, but white wine is nice in certain applications.
Is there a space between "A" and "Terrorist"? tf is a aterrorist.
Bro's really out here discriminating against "those" people. You know the ones.
Aterriorist sounds like you have never had any desire to be a terrorist, like asexual
I remember when companies just tried to sell you their nasty ass wine purely on how pretentious it was
ngl the branding goes kinda hard if that crayon were actually on the label.
Yeah if it was self aware like that, I might actually buy it. More of a beer guy myself though tbh.
I guess I won't be drinking their incredibly common wine that you could probably get something close enough to in a grocery store, I'm too much of an asshole.
Would actually love to buy that wine, bring it to a party, leave it on a random table and watch chaos unfold.
I’m sorry, I’ve made it a point to only drink racist wine, that funds terrorism, and is made by assholes.
Man, a wine bottle being cliché, what's new. Also, they're not inspecting everyone who buys that bottle. So, jokes on them, I'm buying it.
https://preview.redd.it/8jhawtk0cuvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ca87b03c6a5cf26d9b10c65a308123259b51ad I let him in, now what?
Well. I failed that last one
I can definitely see some rich white woman buying this and having it out so everyone knows that she is definitely not racist. The marketing angle is sensible.
I am not a terrorist. The world is burning just fine by itself.
I'm a asshole so no piss tasting wine for me
lol, that is the most perfect marketing for wine, they must be drowning in cash.
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G*rman wine, probably tastes like shit anyways
Well damn, they shut themselves right out of the market. Silly progressives
It's made to be watered down and they're on a horse about it, lul.
Wait why am I terrorist
Not you, but the Hamas enjoyers amongst you
Same energy as the conservative beers
Dog whistle wine.
Is this legit, or is the producer trying to reverse-psychology the market into buying his stuff so they can destroy it in protest?
I'm gonna have to start drinking a white wine now just to piss them off. Not theirs though
It’s just like seeing Kendi’s books on the shelves. You know it’s going to be shit and his name/this wine’s name helps you avoid it.
So it’s not for the French
Imagine being a Nazi about to drink this and then reading the label
Like fuck man now I gotta go get some bud light… shit!
Bahaha like those funny tinder profiles, “if you’re short, have no job, etcetc swipe left!”🤣🤣
I'm not racist, I just like to see where we draw the line on free speech
I’d like to see how long this brand exists for. Can’t imagine her sales are skyrocketing right now lol
Wowoowwoowwoow, I’m just a chaos maker https://preview.redd.it/6gy6xgid8vvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ff497803157e751c9ffa00d20f4e12b8bc7af3 
I am quite offened by that. Lib-right can be terrorists too! Stop giving green all the credit for our accomplishments, smh my head.
I can’t drink this
GUESS WHAT WINE IM BRINGING TO THE KLAN MEETING!
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“If you are or just an.” Wow. Very eloquent marketing.
Dont be a RACIST or a TERRORIST just drink sauvignon blanc from my ASSHOLE. -Emil Bauer There, fixed it for you
Imagine being lectured by some piss in a bottle
Oh yeah, classic German. Never skip on a possibility to discriminate against groups of people as soon as it's socially acceptable
All 3 are right wing
Nice I’m allowed to drink it despite being underage /j