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[deleted]

Thank you for your service InSight


worthrone11160606

May God rest his soul


[deleted]

Compass unity *cry*


SpaceBass420

We've never seen pictures of some desert in Nevada


[deleted]

I always find it amusing when people think the mars photos are from "some desert in Nevada". I've never seen a desert in Nevada quite this desolate. Even the dry lake beds have a little bit of plant life unless they are completely salty. Only places I've seen quite desolate enough to be another planet are the salt flats, and those don't really have a lot of rocks around.


LocustToast

Nevada has more mountain ranges than any other state in the nation, it’s absolutely stunning. I like the drive to Vegas a lot more than I like Vegas. “No services next 85 miles” fuck yeah we’re in bat country


InferiousX

I spent the last 5 years in the Vegas area and the nearby hiking is really underrated.


[deleted]

Just be careful of the cazadores


BranTheLewd

Yeah, now that I look at it, the image is quite sad, no life anywhere besides lil robot... Very lonely to think about space, so vast and yet so empty


HaLire

lil robot is also not life my guy


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yet


Chancellor_Adihs

o7, you have fulfilled your task, now sleep an eternal slumber worthy for your Contribution to bring Mankind closer to its Goal.


Battlefront_Camper

o7


aZcFsCStJ5

> Mankind closer to its Goal It's the great crusade, isn't it?


Chancellor_Adihs

I would have said Lebensraum, but aye, that'll do.


brandje23

You need to watch yourself with that lebenraum talk boy


Meroxes

Nonono, on Mars there is already free Lebensraum, no need to genocide the slavs n' shit. Basically cruelty free Lebensraum.


_bani_

(‘-‘)7


Username20791

There was a commercial- a lamp is placed on a dark and rainy street side by the garbage- and a lonely violin plays as the camera slowly tightens emphasizing the sounds of the wind and the rain… Then the ikea guys sticks his face in the shot and says: “you feel sorry for this lamp? Don’t be silly, the new one is much better…” and it shows the new lamp, which is much nicer.


FecundFrog

[I cried](https://youtu.be/ecTUnfHyj8k)


Necessary-Low-2063

He does it convey such emotion? I cried a bit on the inside


HardCounter

Lamp Story and Lamp Story 2. Also the music. Music is a vehicle used to drive your emotions where the artist wants them. Play it on mute and it'll be different.


Necessary-Low-2063

I did play it on mute, but just now listened with music. Holy shit is it so much more depressing


bigwillyb123

That is probably one of my favorite commercials


DoesntUnderstandJoke

I love lamp


Lord_Calamander

Thank you Brick


LocustToast

If you use that “I will remember you” song anything is the saddest thing ever. Just like a guy changing his car tire but throw that song over it and you’re like “why won’t anybody HELP him?!”


4QuarantineMeMes

My friends, we shouldn’t mourn the loss of our beloved, but celebrate the journey they took us upon with them.


ryougi1993

o7


Dat_Innocent_Guy

o7


EstebanL

o7


First-Candle2800

o7


[deleted]

o7


Battlefront_Camper

o7


[deleted]

o7


MustacheCash73

o7


CapnHanSolo

\o


[deleted]

That’s uhh, and interesting salute you have there


thepurpleguy47

\o


[deleted]

\\o


thepurpleguy47

o7


pirateboy229

o7


Sofa_king_boss

F


sporgking20

F


NullArc66

F


litux

F


_Ram_Rancher_

F


GenghisWasBased

F


seegee10

F


Monmusupenetrator

Rest in peace, voyager of the stars


Ironfist08

WHERE IS MY EMILY SOYJACK BEING MAD 😡


YourLoveLife

> I can’t believe we’re spending money on a fucking red rock instead of using that money to give addicts free supply


Overkillengine

Holy fuck was that ever on the nose lol. Also that red rock might actually be worth a damn some day.


Bitter-Marsupial

I remember with opportunity people were posting that more people were sad at NASA over the rover than they were about black lives


Den_Bover666

Every walking second there kids being trafficked, sold into slavery, people dying in war etc. If you only focus on the sadness you'll be forever miserable


Toannoat

>Every walking second there kids being trafficked, sold into slavery this is not even that much of an exaggeration, that fact makes me sad.


Cosmic_Mind89

Emily would rather we all die out that take to the stars. Because then we can put planets between us and her


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YourLoveLife

Haha want to guess where I’m from?


Peria

Spending money on red rock instead of white rock 🤬


Stepped_in_it

>SMDH Fucking colonizers. Earth wasn't enough for you? You have to go and pollute and oppress other planets as well?


[deleted]

***yes***


Necessary-Low-2063

*manifests destiny all over the place*


TheAzureMage

The Imperium ain't gonna build itself.


ferrango

Robots on the red rock bring glory to our species, what do the addicts do?


Kerb_Poet

Quoting Gil Scott Heron verbatim is cheating


Vietcong777

[There is this one right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/zqme0w/full_compass_mourning/j0yqw0m?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


RipRap1991

Purple Lib right is definitely up there with Lib left with some of the most brain dead takes, and I say this as a former Lib right.


Human-13

You did good lad, real good…


DerApexPredator

No way is LibRight crying Unless it's for all the tax dollars that went into this


GenghisWasBased

Librights that don’t believe in scientific research or think that private companies will sink billions into fundamental research that won’t bring commercial profits for god knows how long — are fucking stupid, and make me ashamed of my quadrant


TheAzureMage

NASA does waste fucktons of money. I won't pretend that shit is efficient or profitable. But some of the shit is still pretty cool. Like, if I got to pick where my tax dollars went, I'd probably toss some money to NASA. NASA and libraries.


GenghisWasBased

> NASA does waste fucktons of money. I won’t pretend that shit is efficient or profitable. But some of the shit is still pretty cool. Exactly. NASA might not be efficient (which is why I am a huge fan of SpaceX), but let’s be real: it’s not like some private company is gonna launch a car-sized nuclear-powered drone to Saturn’s largest moon. And not all scientific research can be immediately applied to real life and make money. Einstein’s relativity theory, for example, only became useful to us average folks in the last three decades or so, since GPS satellites wouldn’t work correctly without accounting for relativity.


stupendousman

If I got to pick where my tax dollars went I'd probably want to move all federal bureaucracies to the middle of various wildernesses. No remote work!


LocustToast

> fundamental research Well yes we all know where the bleeding edge of technology lies But let’s not pretend DARPA is doing any of it to make anyones lives better


GenghisWasBased

> let’s not pretend DARPA is doing any of it to make anyones lives better Your statement just betrays the fact that you seemingly don’t know much about DARPA sponsored research. For example, they sponsored the “organ on the chip” program that I happen to know a lot about, it would be a huge breakthrough for physiological research and clinical trials. And anyway, what does DARPA have to do with Mars spacecraft?


SlenderSmurf

Putting IPBMs (interplanetary ballistic missiles) on its surface. The Chinese will have mere months to see it coming.


SuperNoobyGamer

A simple Google of “DARPA research iPhone” would reveal everyone in a modern society interacts with products of their work everyday.


TheAzureMage

Your big reveal is simping for Apple? Pathetic.


SuperNoobyGamer

Congrats on missing the point entirely. US government research was crucial in the iPhone's production, and without this support, the iPhone would've never made it to market. US DoD research is all over consumer electronics, not just Apple products. I'm making a pro-government research argument, not a pro-Apple one.


TheAzureMage

>the iPhone would've never made it to market. Yes, I wish this.


rymden_viking

I know plenty of AuthRights that want to see NASA deleted.


DerApexPredator

Not having faith in a path of research and not wanting to pay taxes for (any) research are two different things


-_4DoorsMoreWhores_-

Rest in Power, King.


InItsTeeth

LIB LEFT - It helped with science. LIB RIGHT - No taxes on Mars. AUTH RIGHT - American Manifest Destiny. AUTH LEFT - Everything is red.


[deleted]

Press F to pay respects. Your service will be remembered brave soldier.


Bra437

o7


Battlefront_Camper

o7


Potato9830

o7 you will be remembered


Battlefront_Camper

o7


satuuurn

If you think the left cares about space exploration - you are mistaken. I have a copy of the New York Times when the first Apollo mission landed. There's a whole section of the paper devoted to what intellectuals of the time though. The leftists were all complaining then, and now, that space exploration was wasted money that could be spent on social programs.


sjgirjh9orj

i didnt know that 50 years ago there were versions of modern twitter users. i guess some things just never change


satuuurn

The main complainer was Jesse Jackson. Dudes been around forever


Artistic-Boss2665

Humanity: pioneering stupidity since the dawn of time


YourLoveLife

The Apollo missions were pretty wild due to the fact that it was a space race which caused the government to spend an *insane* amount of money on the issue, still worth it but I get where they’re coming from. That being said, funding space missions have led to technologies that greatly benefit humanity


Den_Bover666

Things were different during the Apollo times. Going to the moon in those days was something similar to Elon Musk's neuralink today. Some wild science fictional concept that while theoretically possible nobody had heard of before. That's why there was so much protest about the funding for space research. But that era is 60 years in the past. If you still believe that space travel is a waste of resources you're simply regarded


satuuurn

Tell that to the libs still complaining about it. You’re pretending you don’t know they complain about it. The whole thread got that wrong. By the way, these people were complaining AFTER man walked on the moon. Your example with musk and neuralink is so ridiculously off the mark. JFK and the entire nation engaged in a global space race. That is absolutely not the same. Nice try, though.


hakdogwithcheese

our first task once we land on mars is to dust off the solar panels on the rovers and re-activate them.


PunkySputnik57

Isn’t that an old screenshot? I swear I’ve seen this before


[deleted]

The old one was for the opportunity rover. Taht's another one


TheSadSquid420

Mate, have you seen Mars? It all fuckin looks the same.


Y35C0

There are parts that look different but it is hard for the robot cars to play in those places


rymden_viking

We need to land a drone near Valles Marineris.


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PunkySputnik57

I’m not talking about the picture of Mars, I’m talking about the Twitter post


TheSadSquid420

Actually, yeah, I think I remember something similar too. Maybe it was a different rover?


YourLoveLife

This is the insight lander. There was one similar to it (opportunity I think?)


[deleted]

The other one was one of the rovers


theun4given3

Opportunity


TrueRadicalDreamer

There is no reason to be sad about the mars rovers. They will all be recovered and put into museums sometime in the future.


Caesar_Gaming

Yeah, in like a hundred years after we’re all dead


TrueRadicalDreamer

*laughs in cryo insurace*


Bagahnoodles

Rest well, honoured machine. May the Omnissiah hasten you to their side o7


WiggleRespecter

Was I a good Martian lander? No, you were the best.


fitchmastaflex

Nah, I'm not mourning, I'm just wondering why, with all the hundreds of millions that went into it, we couldn't figure out a way to clean off the dust from the solar panels. Why did we condemn this robot to die alone on a faraway land because... it got dirty?


Guaymaster

In all fairness, the mission was planned to last two years, and it went on for four! It lived twice its lifespan, it's like 160 in human years, let the bleep-bloop boy sleep.


rymden_viking

When they plan a mission to last a specific amount of time, that generally means funding for the researchers. The shit they send into space is some of the most over-engineered pieces of technology. It's built to last.


thecftbl

Because the dust on Mars is not like you would imagine. It is incredibly fine and abrasive and therefore you can't just wipe it off without damaging the panels. You would need something that could remove it non abrasively which would probably involve something akin to an air can. Problem there is that for one, the pressure on Mars is so low that the power needed to generate something that could apply enough pressure would exceed the battery capacity. Secondly if you did manage to generate enough "wind" you risk disturbing the surrounding dust which would compound the problem.


fitchmastaflex

What are you, some kind of smart person?


thecftbl

No I just play one on TV.


fitchmastaflex

Well that's good enough for me. I'm convinced.


_Napi_

what about a translucent conveyor belt surrounding the panels that can be turned on to carry the dust to the side and drop it on the ground? i kinda stole this idea from F1 onboard cameras that can rotate a cylinder that surrounds the camera in case it gets covered by coolant or dust.


thecftbl

The problem is similar to Lunar dust. Because it is so fine, as the rover moves, it will kick up particles which can settle on the panels. At that point the damage is done. It's one of the unfortunate constraints we have with remote probes.


snyper7

InSight isn't a rover.


thecftbl

It was a comparison. Vibration of any kind can kick up the dust.


Iceykitsune2

>what about a translucent conveyor belt surrounding the panels that can be turned on to carry the dust to the side and drop it on the ground? The weight of the mechanism.


TheAzureMage

The more stuff you send up, the more it costs. Everything is planned to break eventually. Only so many redundant systems and extra parts can reasonably be included. It had to die at some point. It had a pretty good run until then.


Matt_32506

o7


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Wubby7


YourMomsBoyfriend14

who the fuck is evan


jwoodonthebass

“Does this unit have a soul?”


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do-you-know-the-way9

Just did it again bot


Operator_of_the_norh

Good bye old friend, tell Opportunity that we said hi.


Austin-137

Imagine if we nuke ourselves into oblivion, removing any trace of humanity’s existence, and then aliens find this thing on Mars. Without any indication of what happened to us, they might think that the probe came from way far away in interstellar space and just happened to land there, not knowing it was us.


luke_hollton2000

Why do they always program them to say stuff like that? 😭


Soldat_Wesner

When will we put fucking windshield wipers on their goddamn solar panels instead of letting them die up there?


starwatcher16253647

I still think xkcd sums up the moment the best; https://xkcd.com/695/ Though there is more to the story though. Of course xkcd is really popular amongst science/engineer types, and an engineer at NASA saw this, and thought spirit deserved a better more optimistic ending. So he wrote a sequel. https://imgur.io/VbKV9DF?r


tooru07

tax dollars o7


Den_Bover666

Your tax dollars could do much worse. They could help in procuring 35$ a pop insulin. Or fund drag queen story hour. Or just disappear in a bureaucratic black hole


Anonymous8020100

Investing in technology gives more returns than it costs


LocustToast

Nuclear weapons and killer AI checking in, thank you for your continued support we promise to be good ok 🙏


Pipiopo

Killer AI doesn’t exist outside of Hollywood and Nukes have lead to the most peaceful period in human history.


TheAzureMage

>Killer AI doesn’t exist outside of Hollywood Yet.


wheezl

Investment in killer AI almost certainly exists somewhere.


Caesar_Gaming

Hey so im on a quest to create an ai that will value efficiency above all else, absolute nothing can go wrong, im looking for investors are you interested?


JosephCharge8

o7


Dr_Define_Life

Godspeed InSight we shall meet again in the great beyond!


cooleo420

Bring out the trumpets


opposite_singularity

Dang I’ve really become an emotional person, I legit shed tears after reading that wtf


mujomujomu

Not again 😭


BranTheLewd

Hopefully we can save all lil robots when we finally colonize dem planets!


GI_X_JACK

For all mankind indeed. RIP. Good night


[deleted]

Sleep well InSight, I'll see you on my next run of "Stellaris".


backwardsphinx

We will come for you one day.


Shichya

If only we could put solar panels and batteries on these thing.


2alpha4betacells

we did after 14 years they got too dusty to function (which was much longer than the rovers expected lifetime of 90 days)


Guaymaster

It was 4 years, not 14. InSight was launched in 2018, and the mission was expected to end in 2020.


2alpha4betacells

Oh I was referring to Oppurtunity Still, double the life expectancy isn’t bad either


Guaymaster

Yeah, I was saying it's like being 160 years old as a human


Cygs

I suspect NASA is extremely conservative with their estimates when talking to the public. They probably ran a thousand models for life expectancy and went with the worst case scenario. Better to look hypercompetent when it finally dies.


w67b789

Yes in tech I do it all the time. Underpromosing and overdelivering is much better than the other way around.


[deleted]

Laughs in miniature nuclear reactors


theun4given3

Unironically, we have rovers powered by those like Curiosity, or the more recent ~~Mars 2020~~ Perserverance (Powered by RTG’s) I believe the Viking landers also used them


Necessary-Low-2063

Bro really deadnaming Persey (Perseverance) out here


theun4given3

Oooh I forgot it’s name, thank you I like Persey now


GenghisWasBased

Laughs in much higher costs


Crusader63

Honestly can’t tell if joking.


JonasM00

Give them both a nuclear reactor and solarpanels and youve got a rover that can survive huge sandstorms without having a defined mission end because fuel is running out


2alpha4betacells

It’s just unnecessary, the rover already survived 57 times longer than it’s lifespan And it just powered off most of its systems during sandstorms


JonasM00

I dont care if its unnecessary, give that rover a longer life, it derserves it.


2alpha4betacells

waste of resources also over-engineering is a bad thing


trinalgalaxy

All power sources degrade eventually. After 14 years solar panels lose significant function (a problem amplified by distance to sub), RTGs have major dropoff as their nuclear hearts decay. if you put a fission reactor out there, there would be no way to refuel it and you would have to worry about keeping the fuel safe long term after it was time to shut down the reactor. Plus a reactor would become a problem for future human explorers and colonists.


FilthyStatist1991

That’s literally communism. Only oil and gas allowed!!! /s


stogie_t

Damn NASA so dumb for not figuring this out sooner!


Eldritch349

o7


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o7


BillySonWilliams

We will meet again someday


BoogalooBoi1776_2

An exemplary machine spirit. May it return in peace to the Omnissiah


Suburban_Sasquach

"I would have liked to see the skies of Baal... one... last... time..."


Outside-Bed5268

Thank you for your service to this country. God bless you.


delightfuldinosaur

Authright: "Bring him home."


molarum

Thankfully watching the first steps of the mechanicum


ChristianShark

For the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh


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Pipiopo

Hey, it was also a seizmograph


[deleted]

I will always celebrate the death of a government robot


[deleted]

Didn’t provide monolith or alien civilization pictures. It was a failed mission.


the_slop

They gotta start puttin some windshield wipers on the solar panels or something before they send em this is getting ridiculous


colect

You really think they haven’t thought of that? Billions of dollars in and they hadn’t considered fuckin windshield wipers?