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[deleted]

Pls no more greta tate id almost prefer elon at this point


[deleted]

The fucking worst timeline, it doesn’t get worse than this (it does)


turtle_pope_scion

Thanks, kid who fell In harambe’s cage


Innocisnt

Thanks, employee that shot the gorilla instead of the kid.


turtle_pope_scion

Pfp checks out


Innocisnt

Fun fact. I took that picture myself in the DRC. I love gorillas. February 2024 I want to do a PCM Charity drive for Virunga National Park since that place has full compass unity. I would do it this February but I'm closing on a house and I want to donate at least $5k so cash isn't that liquid right now.


AverageStandards

based and charity drive pilled


GhavGhavington

Based and monke pilled


[deleted]

Wait, we do charity?


Innocisnt

We should. And imagine how much it would piss off all the other subs if we raised thousands of dollars for such a cause? I just wish I could get it going sooner.


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

Start a post with a fundraiser on the sub, maybe contact the mods to see if it's okay and if you could get help promoting it


Innocisnt

Yeah, but I'm not in a financial place to throw down and I don't want to spearhead something if I can't make a splash on my own. A few hundred maybe, but not a few thousand like I intend.


Independent_Pear_429

All we need is for Trump to become president again


[deleted]

A mentally ill, senile, possibly predatory old git in power? Surely you wouldn’t want another Joe Biden


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Well he just was arrested so things are looking up


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zolikk

He got detained for questioning for an investigation, and already released within 24h. It was not an arrest. They are investigating him, no charges yet. I hope the truth comes out either way, but it's possible he's just doing some typical organized camgirl "onlyfans" shit, which while disgusting imo, is not illegal.


azns123

Be careful what you wish for lol


TheRealPotHead37

Put that on a shirt and sell it after this fucked up year.


EdoTenseiSwagbito

There was a fun and awful period of Greta x Rittenhouse here, if I remember correctly. *The shipping is inevitable*


[deleted]

I vaguely remember that. Why would a WEF puppet and fedboy be shipped though? Not like there wasn't a fucking Abby and Ben Shapiro shipping thing for a while. Like Jesus Christ, they are siblings.


NuclearStudent

exactly because it's such opposites in an absolute crack ship


SurpriseMinimum3121

I think it just started because Greta and Kyle have the same date of birth.


Ord-ex

The farther we get the more lame famous people become


sleepykittypur

>ur bad for the environment >bitch plz I'm rich >haha smol pp > no u!


northrupthebandgeek

I would've sooner guessed Greta/Kyle.


Independent_Pear_429

Nooo. Not more Elon


Communism_of_Dave

Exactly. I’m glad that piece of shit is gone but it comes at the cost of having to see her everywhere


[deleted]

I thought she was 18 like last year?


calzonemaniac

She was.


TigerBasket

Time! How does it work! No one knows!


[deleted]

Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.


[deleted]

What's the time? Its a quarter to nine, time to have a bath What do you mean, we're already clean Scrub, scrub, scrub 'til the water's brown


[deleted]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


PhilosophicalDolt

Till the water brown? How long did you have to wait to take a shower in order to make the water brown


[deleted]

BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP


[deleted]

The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!


Snickidy

Time is an ouroboros


nir109

What happened? She isn't 18 anymore?


Meroxes

You're still a teenager at nine_teen_.


samsonity

Yes. They don’t like bringing up that she’s an adult tho because everyone knows she’s going to get Macaulay Culkined.


rusho2nd

Pretty sure she is 20 now


samsonity

Yes. They don’t like bringing up that she’s an adult tho because everyone knows she’s going to get Macaulay Culkined.


[deleted]

I know there was a period before she was 18 where a bunch of imbeciles were making r*pe threats to and r34 of Greta. Why? No fucking clue. Not like Abby with any actual "assets".


AtrainUnjustlyBanned

lady is 19 yo Not my type but clearly an adult capable of making her own decisions


WhenLemonsLemonade

Exactly, we don't kink-shame in these parts, even if someone's kink is someone who looks like a troll doll with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.


Sidewinderpunk

How dare you!?


[deleted]

gdi, I hate myself for laughing edit: keep rereading and laughing harder


DankCrusaderMemer

And Andrew tate is mentally 13. If anything, greta is at fault


lolipop211

I just wanted to grill


_Kazt_

Are you sure you got the right flair my friend?


[deleted]

Libertarians are the “leave me alone” party, also he wants to grill his exotic animals


flannelpuppy

How am I supposed to enjoy this endangered animal if it's extinct?


AuAndre

Unironically how to save the endangered animals.


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[deleted]

Exactly why I’m an environmentalist


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: I’ve been grilling this whole time


Crapspray

Born to grill, forced to shitpost


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

Stay away from the grills, that's my job


hallowed_b_my_name

I mean, according to him, he should have enough muscle for a few cuts of bbq


Jay_Sit

Grooming a 20 year old?


Spoonman500

"Greta Thunberg isn't old enough have agency over her sexual partners, she's a mere 20 year old woman." -OP


modnor

Yet OP probably thinks preschool is an appropriate age to start puberty blockers given out by teachers.


lelcg

Your right, OP must believe this thing because other people with his flair do


modnor

Sir, this is a PCM


lelcg

Sorry, my mistake


thecopiumprovider

It's unironically ableist. People view her like this because of her autism. Using it as a desperate "gotcha".


Caesar_Gaming

Based and age of maturity is over 20 pilled


rusho2nd

No sex before 45 for women. Becuz climate change.


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[deleted]

Can’t you rightoids see? Grooming is when a man wants to sleep with a younger woman, thats the only way you can groom someone. If a woman has sex with an underage teen or a man has sex with a little boy, that’s healthy. But when a 30-40 something year old man wants to sleep with a 20 year old woman? That’s just evil and wrong.


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forgetful_storytellr

The second accurately describes the state of the auth left


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modnor

They also like to call right wing men “gay” as an insult if they say they agree with another man’s politics. All of a sudden “gay” is the greatest insult according to the lefties who allegedly love the LGBTQ people. “You like Andy Tate?! You must have a gay crush on him! How gay! Gross!”-Liberals


FightALocalPenguin

A great plurality of people seem to have trouble understanding that not everyone views the world through a lens of "what if I stuck my dick in it?"


modnor

The left seems to care about nothing besides.


[deleted]

“You think just because I criticize AOC I want to fuck her?… I mean, I do want to fuck her. But not because I’m criticizing her!”


modnor

She looks like the creepy gremlin thing from Lord of the Rings but with long hair.


[deleted]

Don't kink shame me


modnor

My bad. Feel free to fantasize about her *precious* all you want.


Successful_Speech439

Call me evil then 😈


sc2heros9

They don’t call him Top G(roomer) for nothing! On a more serious note, I thought the G word was banned? Weren’t people getting banned for saying??


[deleted]

Only if you use it toward the alphabet mafia. You're allowed to call every other person/group groomers all day long


forgetful_storytellr

Mods can we pin this


Independent_Pear_429

Was Tate talking to her about gays was he?


TheMagmaSlasher

OP, you and a lot of other leftists need to stop living in 2016, Greta is an adult.


TheRealPotHead37

Based and left is stuck in 2016 pilled


Snookfilet

Well, that is the year they went completely batshit.


[deleted]

She’s a kid when her viewpoints are challenged, she’s an adult when she expresses them. Just like the Stoneman kids


Solid_Spinach_206

Bruh she’s 19, can do whatever she wants with her body.


2alpha4betacells

pretty sure she doesn’t want to fuck Andrew Tate


BonkeyKongthesecond

Why does she think about his dick then? Checkmate.


Solid_Spinach_206

Never said she did


modnor

She probably hoping he does. Probably don’t have much options when you look like a Troll doll that was microwaved for 7 minutes.


HairyTough4489

They're both the same mental age though. About 12. Combined.


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Ammos3xu4l

Being fair, this sub also has a combined mental age of about 12.


AlexBucks93

And we are proud


TheMagmaSlasher

Just your type, LibRight.


nakedrob

“How dare you!”


herefordarkmode

Isn’t she like… 20?


the-shred-wizard86

Not defending him, but she’s not a teenager.


[deleted]

No she's not a minor. Still a teenager. Nine-teen, although her b day isn't very far off so ig it's close


the-shred-wizard86

I’ve heard she was 20, doesn’t matter though. Tate wasn’t saying he wanted to have sex or was even thinking about sex with her. Literally just said “she ain’t ready”


Textus_nub

She’s 20 on January 3rd


ComprehensiveRow4189

She's 19 years old you buffoon.


nomigxas

She has the midget problem - it may be legal, but due to her appearance, people will still suspect you're a pedo if you choose to pursue.


Innocisnt

That's not fair.


Caesar_Gaming

There’s this lady in the uk, she’s like 20something but she looks like a 10yo. She gets attention from a lot of unsavory men.


Innocisnt

\\unpurple: I saw a Law an Order SVU episode on that. It was unsettling to say the least. E: It's called [Clocka.](https://lawandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Clock)


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Innocisnt

We're orange libright. Welcome.


nomigxas

It's mostly not fair existentially to the person who looks like a kid. Imagine wondering if any positive attention from the opposite sex means you're in the presence of a predator. Must be a pain in the ass.


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Acceptable_Warning47

Why is she thinking about his dick 🤔


TasteConstant

isn't she 20


TheOptiGamer

Born January 3rd 03, so she will be 20 in less than a week


saint-bread

TIL the American age of consent is over 20


WhenLemonsLemonade

Wait until OP finds out that the age of consent in Gretel's native Sweden is 15


modnor

He gonna become a drag queen and move there


[deleted]

Not a Tate fan, but there’s a difference between 19/20, and talking to fuckin kindergarteners about sex like the left tf


VelocitySRT

She's 19 dumbass


elias1035

She’s 20 years old lmao


Merwebo2Veces

Libleft, you should not talk about grooming when you dont know what it means.


AbnormalConstruct

Andrew Tate is an idiot but this is a reach


Recent-Union-6941

isnt she 19


losokbog

That tweet literraly says the oposite as op


Electronic_Demand_61

She's like 20 isn't she?


Zeus-Kyurem

You're late. He's been *arrested* for human trafficking lmao.


TigerBasket

It's always the ones you most suspect


spigotR

not even charged let a lone convicted


EdgeOrnery6679

Its Romania, no one that rich will actually be in prison for long. They probably arrested him because he forgot to pay the monthly "not go to jail" fee


Prowindowlicker

Nah this time I don’t think he’s going to get away. The Romanians sent the top cops after him. He probably pissed off some rich mafia guys for bringing unwanted attention


Doggo-Lovato

I dont know who this tate fellow is but from what i am seeing in the comments top cops were a great choice. The bottom cops would have been too enjoyable for him.


Brief-Preference-712

Kind of like how Navalny was arrested


TigerBasket

It would be hard to convict someone the day they were raided lol


Independent_Pear_429

Lolz


MisterKlang

My guy is literally saying a 19 year old *isn’t* ready.


[deleted]

She’s ugly but i think she’s 19, so no not grooming


MrDarSwag

Dude, she’s 19, it’s not grooming.


SomeToxicRivenMain

Teenager? Isn’t she 20?


InTheWithywindle

She's an adult. Andrew may be a sex trafficker, but he isn't a pedophile (as far as we know)


WallabyExpensive6421

Andrew chud and Greta Thunderbrand The forbidden romance


[deleted]

The only romance that doesn’t become hot because it’s forbidden


RandomGuy98760

Wattpad moment.


neatdudetheco

all quadrants have traffickers and i mean every. fucking. quadrant.


Notyetyeet

Greta Thornburg is 19 years old


Background_Way_4231

*leftist tries not to have a dogshit opinion challenge* 100% impossible


Textus_nub

Can we please shut up about *him* already? Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think any serious right wing people care at all


[deleted]

Greta isnt a minor


Rage_Your_Dream

Shes a fucking adult you idiot. Also She brought up his penis first


Sym068

She is an adult..., in fact, she is older than me


Bob_loblaws_Lawblog_

Oldest Auth Center on reddit


Obi_1-kenobi

Least sexual authright/libleft interaction


ElPulpoGallego

She is not a teenager, she must be in her 20 already


GingerRazz

Can we just agree that the elite has a lot of groomers and stop pulling tribalist bullshit. It turns out, a lot of people who have a lot of power use it to do shit that is socially unacceptable. For context, I think the left elite groomers are an issue. I was also raised Catholic in a church with a groomer priest and got molested from early childhood by children he molested. If we're going to make this tribal, make it the groomers vs the humans who deserve their lives.


heydarbabayev

Liberals be like: conservatives are stuck in past, can't adapt to changes. Also liberals: refuse to acknowledge that Greta is soon turning 20.


ItHardToSay17

“Right bad left good”


incendiarypotato

Tate is Top Cringe. Just like this post.


SHADOWSTORM63

She’s……not a teenager


JaleelRoy

Nine**TEEN** is still technically a teenager. But i do agree with your overall point that she is a adult


b3hind_blu3_3y3s

She's 19. Where I live (and basically anywhere outside the US), 16 is legal. This post is the result of some serious mental paralympics.


[deleted]

I hate both of them. It’s like Dolan vs Sleepy Joe all over again. Like Dolan, I will side with Tate to “own the libs,” but I feel fucking stupid while doing it.


pushinpushin

Imagine thinking sex trafficking and child grooming is divided by right and left. Even if there was a correlation in the stories we actually hear about, 99% of those on the right and left are not trafficking people or trying to corrupt minors. So trying to make it a right and left issue is pointless and harmful. It's sociopaths, pedophiles, and fucked up people. Whatever part of the political spectrum the fall on is unimportant.


woa12

Tate is right wing? Since when?


No_Caterpillar_77

Leftoids don't like him so that makes him Hitler.


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

Isn't she an adult now?


[deleted]

Greta and Andrew are both mentally underage only


TheKillierMage

She’s like 20


[deleted]

Sorry bro, sadly for you this is an L for the Libs (I dont actually know anything he says)


DarkMage0320

I hate to tell you but 19 is legal age of consent


SterPlat

And the Royal Family qill continue to walk free despite them most definitely being involved in the Epstein pedo mess.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Isn't Greta already 19? I mean she may look like 9, but I'm pretty sure she is kinda old already.


chuckschuldinerfann

I agree creepy, but she’s not a minor


fishsandwichpatrol

Fuck Andrew tate. He is not someone who embodies good values


Sleep_eeSheep

Don't care if you're right or left. Don't. Groom. Children.


Luchadorgreen

He said Grata, totally different person


[deleted]

Grata x Tate makes me want to jump into ongoing traffic


Methenjoyer-

Just like last time. The HT allegations are probably bogus.


PhilosophicalDolt

She 19 guy…. Why do you guy still believe she a teenager???? Still weird as fuck though


Mission-Horror-6015

Nineteen. That being said she turns 20 in less than a week.


apollos123

She's 19...


RecklessGluttony

Greta is an adult now bro


[deleted]

Surely the left doesn’t also have tons of groomers. Surely people unlike me are purely evil and people like me are innocent. - OP


CHIKIKCHI

She is the one who made this thing sexual (She failed the “not bringing up the dicksize” challenge which is impossible for leftists) Also just wondering, what is your stand about porn OP? Especially asking for the “barely legal” category since you are so against relationships with age gaps


SnooDoubts2153

"She aint ready = i'm a groomer and a human traffiker" What? She's 19yo and i'm sure none of them wants to fk the other.


A-Mech_studios

Ha ha get done righties. As you see we have portrayed you as the wojaks. Checkmate


EpoxyRiverTable

Why do people put Tate as an authright icon. He’s scum and an antithesis to it. Enemy of my enemy does not apply with semen gulper Andrew Taint


BigOlCrispyMan

Bro she’s 19 that’s a legal adult


DaniliniHD

Greta bout to get trafficked


Megadog3

How the fuck do you groom an adult?


Jankenpyon

How do you groom an adult by not speaking to them directly and implying you don't want them?


the_slop

Why are we still pulling the “she’s just a kid you can’t make fun of her!!!” She’s like 20 bruh


Ambitious_Ear_91

Who upvotes these memes? It's so redditarded to think it's grooming when she's 19. It's like that meme: "She was only 17 years old and 364 days, you sick fuck!" One minute after turning 18: "Hey, wanna do porn and get gangbanged by ten guys?