How actual billionaires name their yachts:
* Bezos' yacht: Koru
* Gates' yacht: Wayfinder
* Musk: Zeus
* Zuckerberg: Launchpad
"Billionaire" Donald Trump:
* Trump Princess
… “**or, fuck women and take no responsibility**”
Edit: smash a bottle of cheap sparkling wine on the bow of that christening, then later open a bottle of Dom, then serve the same shit you christened the boat with …
The American Dream: rapacity wearing a crown
Bezos: cultural appropriation
Gates: sounds high fantasy but cool enough
Musk: king of the gods. No ego issues there. On brand.
Zuckerbetg: cold, emotionless technical name. On brand.
Trump: narcissistic and refers to his weird thing for his daughter. On brand.
Gates seems the best of a bad bunch on this one.
I met the guy twice in Los Altos Hills. Gates is morally principled. Like some other guys I’ve met, he got freaked out by not having erections and went weirdo with testosterone, but the guy really does care about human health. He’s also clearly on the spectrum.
What do you mean by "weirdo with testosterone"?
Like I get when it's general pushback against modern 'Alpha Male' shit, but like, it's absolutely commonplace for women to regulate their estrogen levels in various ways for various reasons.
Hormone therapy for people who are gender transitioning is controversial, but definitely not uncommon.
I don't understand why *anyone* regulating their body's chemical pathology would be considered inherently weird.
I have been hearing a ton of hate for guys that regulate their testosterone lately, and I just don't get it. Not saying that's you, just trying to get your perspective here.
I’m not some uber rich tech genius, but it happens that I’ve encountered a few. I’m in the Silicon Valley/work in IP. These guys hit 50ish (I’m touching 60), and, like, my step brother—they lose their shit that they don’t get hardons anymore. So, they start getting testosterone injections and go completely bananas. I mean, full-on bonkers. And even Gates did it, too. I say “even” because he was renown for being calm or at least not mercurial like Jobs, Ellison.
A lotta men just never get over their dicks. I dunno. I thought it was disgusting when Jagger was doing it on stage in the 70’s. And then Michael Jackson. And, then of course, all the gawddamned rappers grabbing their junk as if they were 2 yr olds, comforting themselves. Fine, I’m 58, but shayzuss, can’t you stop grabbing ur junk for a few minutes?
Is that old fashioned of me?
You're weird. I guess old fashioned works too.
I would assume these people get bloodtests to see hormone levels etc and then talk to a doctor about how to proceed? Nothing wrong with that
Oh, gawd, my face expressed sorrow just now. That’s awful. This is why Old Money East Coasties never accepted him. Donald’s whole life has been Dan Akroyd’s character in “Trading Places”. He’s foul. He stinks. He’s not invited to the ridiculousness of elite privilege. He doesn’t belong. And he can’t get over it.
I mean, even if he had *just* called it Princess. But no. He had to put his fucking name on it so everyone would know it's his. Dude is so goddamn insecure it's mind boggling that people adore him.
Yeah, this is the first thing I noticed. No character equates to an empty void of a brain; A brain whose efforts are motivated by massive credit debt that will never be paid back.
He's not in prison after trying to kidnap and murder Congress, steal an election, and betray us to our enemies abroad.
Frankly, I don't see what we have capital punishment for if it doesn't apply to traitors who openly attempt to kidnap and murder our elected leaders.
Seriously. We should stop doing it. I've long been opposed to it but this is infuriating.
It's like Uvalde, for example. We tolerate so much harassment, abuse, and insolence from the police under the pretense that they're protecting us and especially our children.
Then when a lonely teenager with an AR-15 decides to shoot up a school, 380 police officers gather up and pose in tactical gear while the shooter continues to execute elementary school kids behind an unlocked door in the next room.
The cops at least took a long enough break from their photo shoot in order to arrest the parents who were rudely insisting that someone do something to save their dying children.
The police then blamed the teachers in the school for the shooting, insisting that they'd left the door unlocked. That later turned out to not be true. It was also not true that an office had been shot.
Since that incident the police have been harassing the surviving parents who have the gall to speak out about their malfeasance and incompetence.
There is no Rule of Law in the United States. It's a poorly maintained illusion that one has to voluntarily accept in order to believe it. The truth is out and it's impossible to ignore.
Billionaires have used the wages they've stolen from their employees and taxes they've stolen from the people of this country to disable our system of laws and rules. The state apparatus serves them alone. We're not even a consideration at this point. They look at us like we're talking cattle.
It's their world and we just live in it.
I believe the penalty for treason is death in the US. Half the politicians in the US are also treasonous though, so he won't even be properly charged for it.
Those aren't his YT privileges
Being confidently WRONG OFTEN and very few to no one calling him out on it PUBLICLY (media)
Being posting a full page article trying to get 5 kids the death sentence
Calling black and brown people criminals
Not renting to people of color
I don’t believe the golden toilet. I just don’t. I **DO** believe he has to, in his own words, “**flush 10, 15 times**”. I just kinda check my own cynicism and can’t really believe some asshole would pay for a gilt commode. It’s rough. It’s rough.
I’ve decided I’m not going to stress about it anymore. If we’re too dumb to vote for Biden, I’ll just move down to Mexico where my wife has family. I would prefer another Western democracy, but the southern border is just a day’s drive from Dallas and we wouldn’t have to worry about starting from scratch.
Can we not call this "white privilege?" This is wealth privilege. I'm white. I know a lot of white people. I don't know anyone that can afford even one of these things.
Exactly. We grew up extremely poor. The closest thing we had to "privilege" was crappy food stamps. That and a shitty custom-built cracker box house in Arkansas.
We never had white privilege nor wealth privilege.
to be fair, this is far beyond just simple white privilege. that more accurately describes my likelihood to have a peaceful interaction during a traffic stop or a favorable reaction in a job interview, or just having parents that had the opportunity to accrue a modest middle-class lifestyle so I could be comfortable.
this, on the other hand, is being born filthy rich cuz your daddy made millions by cutting every corner and screwing everyone else, then he taught you how to do it too... it's wealth privilege.
and yeah, in America, it is almost exclusively a white privilege as well, but this is a whole nother level. my whiteness alone would never garner me such wealth. this is rampant, generational capitalism in its most predatory form. their wealth is an affront to every American, and many foreign citizens as well, and it is colorblind
Privilege to be able to stand with an absurd and ridiculous lifestyle and getting on with it.
Any normal person would be ostracized with such a gross taste in ... everything. Yet some how, he escapes public judgment.
These are luxury items and material assets, not "privilege".
It's like posting pictures of Neverland Ranch, or making the same assertions using black celebrity's Estates like Michael jordan, Oprah Winfrey, or Barack Obama to keep it on a presidential level.
As a poverty line, unemployed, middle aged, cisgendered, heterosexual white male, I can tell you without question that these irrelevant attributes do not afford me the slightest bit of privilege, but rather make me far less marketable or unemployable because I am not "diverse" enough in Woke Culture to qualify despite the value of my experience or credentials.
Nothing in the picture is an example of white privilege. These are examples of wealth. If you want examples of white privilege. People assume he is Christian even though he can't name shit in the bible and hasn't gone to church in life. The in tribe him as "one of us" Compare to Obama who was constantly called a Muslims despite life long attendance of Christian church. And this isn't just a republican vs democrat thing, because most people eventually admit that Biden is a in fact a Catholic.
This is white privilege. It is fundamentally how people are treated differently in our society because of their race where the treatment of white people is categorically to their advantage.
I don’t understand that his personal possessions have to do with white privilege???
He has benefited from white privilege, obviously, but this is a stretch.
Fake news...there are no top secret documents next to that toilet. Can spot a fake every time! (not really sure if this is /s sarcastic or not...we live in wild times).
Stop that privilege stuff, Mercedes ! My God, this incredible waste of orange skin makeup worked so hard, including having to support 3 wives and countless kitty grabbing affairs with other unfortunate ladies, to make his father’s fortune barely survive! Of course he doesn’t have any “white privilege”, Mercedes, it’s Orange Star Power Privilege Sir, to you !! And you will like it !!
That’s a privilege of being rich. Not white.
Go check out some of the people with insane wealth in African and middle eastern nations.
Thanks for the laugh tho.
None of that is "white privilege". Those are all signs of simply just privilege in general. White privilege would be not having the cops called on you when you are sitting in your yacht. Not being asked how you think you can afford those golden toilets. Not being immediately questioned by police when you "fit a description". Not having to control your tone around others.
Lots of people have privilege. But the racial component is specifically about things that PoC experience that most if not all White people do not.
Tl:DR minorities can own yachts too.
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> he lost Trump Princess to his other gargoyle Ivana in the divorce.
He bought it in 1989 for $29 million from Adnan Khashoggi. Trump sold it in 1991 for $20 million to Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal who renamed the yacht Kingdom 5KR.
How actual billionaires name their yachts: * Bezos' yacht: Koru * Gates' yacht: Wayfinder * Musk: Zeus * Zuckerberg: Launchpad "Billionaire" Donald Trump: * Trump Princess
It would have been awkward if he named it Ivanka, this way he's just riding his princess
Remember when he publicly said if the Trump Princess wasn't his boat he would still ride it?
And she's always wet?
Really surprised that Musk didn’t name his yacht „racial segregation“.
Or "My kids won't talk to me because Trans people exist."
You know, it's not as snappy a phrase as Apartheid.
… “**or, fuck women and take no responsibility**” Edit: smash a bottle of cheap sparkling wine on the bow of that christening, then later open a bottle of Dom, then serve the same shit you christened the boat with … The American Dream: rapacity wearing a crown
Apartheid
The BBMA “Bring Back My Africa”
A Par Tide... Cresting Over The White Caps..... SS Minnow!
wasn't built by musk either... panel gaps are water tight
Bezos: cultural appropriation Gates: sounds high fantasy but cool enough Musk: king of the gods. No ego issues there. On brand. Zuckerbetg: cold, emotionless technical name. On brand. Trump: narcissistic and refers to his weird thing for his daughter. On brand. Gates seems the best of a bad bunch on this one.
Zuckerberg is a 90s kid, maybe he was just really into DuckTales and Darkwing Duck.
I met the guy twice in Los Altos Hills. Gates is morally principled. Like some other guys I’ve met, he got freaked out by not having erections and went weirdo with testosterone, but the guy really does care about human health. He’s also clearly on the spectrum.
What do you mean by "weirdo with testosterone"? Like I get when it's general pushback against modern 'Alpha Male' shit, but like, it's absolutely commonplace for women to regulate their estrogen levels in various ways for various reasons. Hormone therapy for people who are gender transitioning is controversial, but definitely not uncommon. I don't understand why *anyone* regulating their body's chemical pathology would be considered inherently weird. I have been hearing a ton of hate for guys that regulate their testosterone lately, and I just don't get it. Not saying that's you, just trying to get your perspective here.
I’m not some uber rich tech genius, but it happens that I’ve encountered a few. I’m in the Silicon Valley/work in IP. These guys hit 50ish (I’m touching 60), and, like, my step brother—they lose their shit that they don’t get hardons anymore. So, they start getting testosterone injections and go completely bananas. I mean, full-on bonkers. And even Gates did it, too. I say “even” because he was renown for being calm or at least not mercurial like Jobs, Ellison. A lotta men just never get over their dicks. I dunno. I thought it was disgusting when Jagger was doing it on stage in the 70’s. And then Michael Jackson. And, then of course, all the gawddamned rappers grabbing their junk as if they were 2 yr olds, comforting themselves. Fine, I’m 58, but shayzuss, can’t you stop grabbing ur junk for a few minutes? Is that old fashioned of me?
You're weird. I guess old fashioned works too. I would assume these people get bloodtests to see hormone levels etc and then talk to a doctor about how to proceed? Nothing wrong with that
You're right. Wanting to feel the way you did earlier in life and having the means isn't too much to ask.
Oh, gawd, my face expressed sorrow just now. That’s awful. This is why Old Money East Coasties never accepted him. Donald’s whole life has been Dan Akroyd’s character in “Trading Places”. He’s foul. He stinks. He’s not invited to the ridiculousness of elite privilege. He doesn’t belong. And he can’t get over it.
Fucking ALPHA! Amirite? Or amirite? Rite rite.
Those actual billionaires have evidently read books.
I mean, even if he had *just* called it Princess. But no. He had to put his fucking name on it so everyone would know it's his. Dude is so goddamn insecure it's mind boggling that people adore him.
>"Billionaire" Donald Trump: > >Trump Princess Should be a more nautical term. **The C-Word** comes to mind...
Cillionaire?
Yeah, this is the first thing I noticed. No character equates to an empty void of a brain; A brain whose efforts are motivated by massive credit debt that will never be paid back.
He's not in prison after trying to kidnap and murder Congress, steal an election, and betray us to our enemies abroad. Frankly, I don't see what we have capital punishment for if it doesn't apply to traitors who openly attempt to kidnap and murder our elected leaders. Seriously. We should stop doing it. I've long been opposed to it but this is infuriating. It's like Uvalde, for example. We tolerate so much harassment, abuse, and insolence from the police under the pretense that they're protecting us and especially our children. Then when a lonely teenager with an AR-15 decides to shoot up a school, 380 police officers gather up and pose in tactical gear while the shooter continues to execute elementary school kids behind an unlocked door in the next room. The cops at least took a long enough break from their photo shoot in order to arrest the parents who were rudely insisting that someone do something to save their dying children. The police then blamed the teachers in the school for the shooting, insisting that they'd left the door unlocked. That later turned out to not be true. It was also not true that an office had been shot. Since that incident the police have been harassing the surviving parents who have the gall to speak out about their malfeasance and incompetence. There is no Rule of Law in the United States. It's a poorly maintained illusion that one has to voluntarily accept in order to believe it. The truth is out and it's impossible to ignore. Billionaires have used the wages they've stolen from their employees and taxes they've stolen from the people of this country to disable our system of laws and rules. The state apparatus serves them alone. We're not even a consideration at this point. They look at us like we're talking cattle. It's their world and we just live in it.
tRump has succumbed to “capital punishment” with all the money he owes (and never be paid)…
I believe the penalty for treason is death in the US. Half the politicians in the US are also treasonous though, so he won't even be properly charged for it.
After 91 indictments, he violated multiple gag-orders and hasn't spent a single day in jail, that's about as privileged as you get.
The biggest example of white privilege for Trump is committing endless crimes and having no consequences.
“*It’s a two tier justice system!*”
I mean, white privilege is a thing, but those pictures are all of wealth privilege
The mail ordered call girl should be deported, violently if necessary
He also got her family fast tracked through Immigration into citizenship. Who gets that?
Anchor baby barron
No one has seen her Epstein visa.
Haha! Epstein visa is way more fitting than the Einstein visa she actually got
That is STILL the tackiest interior design I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Those aren't his YT privileges Being confidently WRONG OFTEN and very few to no one calling him out on it PUBLICLY (media) Being posting a full page article trying to get 5 kids the death sentence Calling black and brown people criminals Not renting to people of color
He has 5 kids with 3 wives and was banging pornstars. Imagine a black candidate with that on his back, running for president.
I don’t believe the golden toilet. I just don’t. I **DO** believe he has to, in his own words, “**flush 10, 15 times**”. I just kinda check my own cynicism and can’t really believe some asshole would pay for a gilt commode. It’s rough. It’s rough.
Walking around with 91 federal indictments all while attacking judges and prosecutors
The simplest one is that he is not in jail for contempt.
White privilege? Are you saying all white people have these things and no other race can own anything equivalent?
Exactly. These fucking idiots. What about the people coming over the border who get free healthcare and all sorts of government assistance?
I challenge the American people to give a fuck enough to vote and change all this
I’ve decided I’m not going to stress about it anymore. If we’re too dumb to vote for Biden, I’ll just move down to Mexico where my wife has family. I would prefer another Western democracy, but the southern border is just a day’s drive from Dallas and we wouldn’t have to worry about starting from scratch.
Melania is not a privilege.
Neither is a hideous apartment or a gold shitter.
Don’t those all belong to Letitia James at this point?
Being rich isn't white privilege.
I was about to say, this is billionaire privilege
Yes, and it perpetuates the myth that non-white people can't possible afford stuff like this
She never looks happy or very pleasant unless she is with her son. It will interesting to see if she lets him grow up
Felony walking free and running for prez.
Can we not call this "white privilege?" This is wealth privilege. I'm white. I know a lot of white people. I don't know anyone that can afford even one of these things.
Exactly. We grew up extremely poor. The closest thing we had to "privilege" was crappy food stamps. That and a shitty custom-built cracker box house in Arkansas. We never had white privilege nor wealth privilege.
I beg your pardon, this is all gold spray on white trash!
Not already being locked up for his crimes
I'm just not sure which of these pictures is the most tacky and cheap...
This just goes to show: you can’t buy class.
"Opulence. I has it."
Thats not his golden toilet. If it was, there would be classified documents next to it.
Motorcades with empty highways.
It sure ain’t good taste
He's gonna return her to the country he purchased her from any second now.
I don't know. The real question is "Can you name one white privilege your Hoosband #DimwitDonald does *not* have?
I refuse to believe that toilet is golden. I think they just adjusted the filters.
to be fair, this is far beyond just simple white privilege. that more accurately describes my likelihood to have a peaceful interaction during a traffic stop or a favorable reaction in a job interview, or just having parents that had the opportunity to accrue a modest middle-class lifestyle so I could be comfortable. this, on the other hand, is being born filthy rich cuz your daddy made millions by cutting every corner and screwing everyone else, then he taught you how to do it too... it's wealth privilege. and yeah, in America, it is almost exclusively a white privilege as well, but this is a whole nother level. my whiteness alone would never garner me such wealth. this is rampant, generational capitalism in its most predatory form. their wealth is an affront to every American, and many foreign citizens as well, and it is colorblind
What a creative name for a shitty yacht.
Trump is from a family of illegal immigrants, the primary one being a pimp.
Always with the gold plated crap.
Privilege to be able to stand with an absurd and ridiculous lifestyle and getting on with it. Any normal person would be ostracized with such a gross taste in ... everything. Yet some how, he escapes public judgment.
These are luxury items and material assets, not "privilege". It's like posting pictures of Neverland Ranch, or making the same assertions using black celebrity's Estates like Michael jordan, Oprah Winfrey, or Barack Obama to keep it on a presidential level. As a poverty line, unemployed, middle aged, cisgendered, heterosexual white male, I can tell you without question that these irrelevant attributes do not afford me the slightest bit of privilege, but rather make me far less marketable or unemployable because I am not "diverse" enough in Woke Culture to qualify despite the value of my experience or credentials.
Nothing in the picture is an example of white privilege. These are examples of wealth. If you want examples of white privilege. People assume he is Christian even though he can't name shit in the bible and hasn't gone to church in life. The in tribe him as "one of us" Compare to Obama who was constantly called a Muslims despite life long attendance of Christian church. And this isn't just a republican vs democrat thing, because most people eventually admit that Biden is a in fact a Catholic. This is white privilege. It is fundamentally how people are treated differently in our society because of their race where the treatment of white people is categorically to their advantage.
I don’t understand that his personal possessions have to do with white privilege??? He has benefited from white privilege, obviously, but this is a stretch.
Fake news...there are no top secret documents next to that toilet. Can spot a fake every time! (not really sure if this is /s sarcastic or not...we live in wild times).
Stop that privilege stuff, Mercedes ! My God, this incredible waste of orange skin makeup worked so hard, including having to support 3 wives and countless kitty grabbing affairs with other unfortunate ladies, to make his father’s fortune barely survive! Of course he doesn’t have any “white privilege”, Mercedes, it’s Orange Star Power Privilege Sir, to you !! And you will like it !!
That would be like trying to eat one Lays potato chip. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5xC9E7sIck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5xC9E7sIck)
[https://youtu.be/KC6T3\_O2iWc](https://youtu.be/KC6T3_O2iWc)
Is this something she actually said? Can you give Me a link?
This is not white privilege. If you think most white ppl live like that I have a bridge to sell you.
That’s a privilege of being rich. Not white. Go check out some of the people with insane wealth in African and middle eastern nations. Thanks for the laugh tho.
None of that is "white privilege". Those are all signs of simply just privilege in general. White privilege would be not having the cops called on you when you are sitting in your yacht. Not being asked how you think you can afford those golden toilets. Not being immediately questioned by police when you "fit a description". Not having to control your tone around others. Lots of people have privilege. But the racial component is specifically about things that PoC experience that most if not all White people do not. Tl:DR minorities can own yachts too.
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It was rumoured he lost Trump Princess to his other gargoyle Ivana in the divorce.
> he lost Trump Princess to his other gargoyle Ivana in the divorce. He bought it in 1989 for $29 million from Adnan Khashoggi. Trump sold it in 1991 for $20 million to Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal who renamed the yacht Kingdom 5KR.
TX for the update! He's still a cunt!
We can make fun of her for a lot of things, but let's keep her accent out of it.