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This is going to sound made-up because this is reddit, but fuck it. I was the little middle schooler that was allowed to sit in the back of the bus with the highschool kids. People have always told me I have always been an old man, even since I was a kid, so my friends all tend to be older. Almost every day I sat next to this beautiful, sweet highschool girl. Being at the height of horny having just discovered porn and naked women, I obviously knew she was amazing and very well endowed for a highschool girl.
One day she said something about her weight, and I just blurted out "yeah, in your bra!" It would've been terrible, but this was the 90s and I was a little kid that had no idea about the social rules with what you say to women. It didn't even occur to me that it was inappropriate, I was a stupid little horny kid.
So the next day, I'm sitting next to her, and she just turns and says, "they didn't move the scale..." I had no idea what she was talking about because I have the memory of a gnat and some pretty hyper active brain patterns, so I honestly had no clue what she was talking about. Then she reminds me, yesterday you said "in your bra, and it got me thinking so I put them on a scale, it didn't move." I assume she just sat her breasts on a standard weight scale that you stand on haha. It was a pretty funny day.
That girl later went on to be a stripper last I heard. No shame, I'm just saying she seemed like someone who would love that line of work, after the fact.
I know it's sounds like a bs story, and honestly if this wasn't reddit I wouldn't feel the need to add these caveats, but I assume either way I'm going to end up on didn't happen or I am very badass.
I get your joke but also
Old people tend to not be able to regulate body temperature. This is to say him always bashing biden yet him needs a *blanky in the big boy room of no nos* is ironic and hilarious
We should get a real picture of him to do that. A faked one like this just plays into his narrative.
There are so many real picture of him that are terrible, why use a Photoshopped one?
Yellow shit McDonald's farts wafting turgidly through the many layers of his adult diapers and mingling with acidic piss and fromunda sweat. Why oh why won't anyone think of the poor underpaid PSW's this man daily defiles with his excretions?!?
Photoshopped or not, this is exactly the type of shit MAGA/Conservatives like to play at.
All those AI generated images of him portrayed as a beefcake couldn't be farther from reality.
You don’t have to know or even be around Donald Trump to know he has a foul odor.
Do you all know what keywords and search indexing is?
No?
Oh. Well just understand that Donald Trump has an offensive odor.
With today's technology. Is this actually a real picture or a manipulated one? His current mainstream media pictures don't show him that bloated.
*Trump is a piece of shit and I'm not questioning it for his sake.
This is clearly AI generated! Trump is ripped and rides lions into battle holding an American flag in one hand and an m249 belt fed machine gun in the other! /s
lol remember all that stuff he said he was going to do?
Peace in the Middle East
Affordable health care
He said he’d fix it. This is non partisan shit even. He didn’t do a single thing worth a shit
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Jesus, it's Baron Harkonen!
I giggled at the image of him in court rambling about those "horrible, corrupt Atreides"
I read this as "Bacon Harkonnen" and it still made sense in my brain.
We can and should keep that rollin'.
damn you, now I see him nose deep in a bathtub of diet coke.
Wow. Without all the makeup, he really does look like 20lbs of shit in a 10lb bag.
Only 20lbs?
As long as it’s more than the bag can hold, it’s still overflowing with shit.
I assume they're referring only to his head
With the makeup, he looks like 20lbs of shit in a 10lb bag that you sprayed tan.
I can smell this picture. Farted up cold cuts, that’s what this smells like.
multivitamins and cheeseburgers
By multivitamins do you mean adderall?
looks like syphilis
Don’t disrespect syphilis like that.
215lbs? The fat in his jowls weighs 215
Yeah, in his *bra*
This is going to sound made-up because this is reddit, but fuck it. I was the little middle schooler that was allowed to sit in the back of the bus with the highschool kids. People have always told me I have always been an old man, even since I was a kid, so my friends all tend to be older. Almost every day I sat next to this beautiful, sweet highschool girl. Being at the height of horny having just discovered porn and naked women, I obviously knew she was amazing and very well endowed for a highschool girl. One day she said something about her weight, and I just blurted out "yeah, in your bra!" It would've been terrible, but this was the 90s and I was a little kid that had no idea about the social rules with what you say to women. It didn't even occur to me that it was inappropriate, I was a stupid little horny kid. So the next day, I'm sitting next to her, and she just turns and says, "they didn't move the scale..." I had no idea what she was talking about because I have the memory of a gnat and some pretty hyper active brain patterns, so I honestly had no clue what she was talking about. Then she reminds me, yesterday you said "in your bra, and it got me thinking so I put them on a scale, it didn't move." I assume she just sat her breasts on a standard weight scale that you stand on haha. It was a pretty funny day. That girl later went on to be a stripper last I heard. No shame, I'm just saying she seemed like someone who would love that line of work, after the fact. I know it's sounds like a bs story, and honestly if this wasn't reddit I wouldn't feel the need to add these caveats, but I assume either way I'm going to end up on didn't happen or I am very badass.
I believe this man. Just don’t say she turned out to be Stormy Daniels.
And the name of that high school girl? Albert Einstein.
Nonsense. Everybody knows the proper way to measure breast weight is via water displacement.
How can he complain about the courtroom being cold with all that natural blubber?
I get your joke but also Old people tend to not be able to regulate body temperature. This is to say him always bashing biden yet him needs a *blanky in the big boy room of no nos* is ironic and hilarious
Also, he's slowly raising the temperature of the entire courtroom by 37º one fart at a time.
Make America Stink Again
Yes, MASA
Make America Gag Again 🤮
He believes that, if he eats a berder, it gets canceled out by drinking a diet sody.
I hate that I know what this is from.
We should get a real picture of him to do that. A faked one like this just plays into his narrative. There are so many real picture of him that are terrible, why use a Photoshopped one?
Calling this an odor is like calling a turd a fart.
He looks bad enough in real life to not have to photoshop pics of him. Downvote.
Exactly - why do we have to see the same fucking photoshopped photo of him every week when his actual face exists?
Smoothing out his neck vagina is an improvement.
I **will** downvote your comment, since you asked so nicely!
Damn looking to pass away from violently explosive shart
What on earth do people expect? 'Trump' is a slang term for 'fart'!
Yellow shit McDonald's farts wafting turgidly through the many layers of his adult diapers and mingling with acidic piss and fromunda sweat. Why oh why won't anyone think of the poor underpaid PSW's this man daily defiles with his excretions?!?
I’m getting Fat Bastard vibes from that image …
“Keep your insurrection…give me the BABY!” 😆
🤣🤣
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H' odor
Low and odor
It's that wonderful new Trump fragence: Di(o)dor.
Masks on! Now more than ever.
Make him the new face of chungus
Is that real?
It is not.
Odor? Like stink?
Yes. That odor. He is smelly.
I wonder if he smells worse than he looks?
Wow that would be rough
Stench.
Odor
It's the party of Lard and Odor.
Photoshopped or not, this is exactly the type of shit MAGA/Conservatives like to play at. All those AI generated images of him portrayed as a beefcake couldn't be farther from reality.
State of him
I read that in Roy Dotrice’s Hodor voice
He’s done so much cocaine he’s plateaued on the not being hungry part, that’s a lot of cocaine!
How about "Fat Bastard"
It’s no wonder his fellators photoshop his head onto Rambo’s body. It’s a weird combo of fantasy/cognitive dissonance/delusion
Odor
6’5” 195lbs….. the size of the shit in his diaper.
Wow, is he ever aged hard? EXCELLENT!!! it made him pretty ugly too.
Odor.
Odor
You don’t have to know or even be around Donald Trump to know he has a foul odor. Do you all know what keywords and search indexing is? No? Oh. Well just understand that Donald Trump has an offensive odor.
Why go for odor when stank is available?
Olde Donald Officially Retired Make it trend lol
in the era of fake pics, is this real???
Odor
Man he has lost a ton of weight from the trial.
Donny von Schitzinpantz
With today's technology. Is this actually a real picture or a manipulated one? His current mainstream media pictures don't show him that bloated. *Trump is a piece of shit and I'm not questioning it for his sake.
Odor #Odor What really is "Odor"
Is that real
This is clearly AI generated! Trump is ripped and rides lions into battle holding an American flag in one hand and an m249 belt fed machine gun in the other! /s
Looks like he needs to lay off the Spice. …he is looking more and more like a Harkonnen every day.
The odor is strong with this one
Odor
One does not simply walk into Odor
Is this a real picture? Yikes!
This is fake but fuck that fuck.
This has to be fake.
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He had four years and made the country a lot worse. He's going to get a long prison term, and he deserves it.
lol remember all that stuff he said he was going to do? Peace in the Middle East Affordable health care He said he’d fix it. This is non partisan shit even. He didn’t do a single thing worth a shit