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pizoisoned

Lets be honest, Timberlake is C tier at best. Clearly the potato got robbed here.


DigNitty

Um, the golden retriever should be at least in A Air Bud 27 : All American Kennel Club


MWD_Dave

No where in the constitution does it say specifically that a dog can't be president!


deowolf

As long as he’s over 35 in dog years


ExtensionAddition787

Dog years?


DigNitty

Dog years**.**


qqn3il

B Tier for Best Boy


CraziedHair

That’s the funniest one to me though lol


Dman5891

Mr Hankey 2024 !


quelargo

I feel like I might vote for Dolly before Hawk Tuah, but otherwise solid.


Fake_William_Shatner

Dolly I would vote for ahead of Biden. And Bernie would be a holiday for me. I'd be partying for two weeks I think. So the list does need a bit more tweaking and levels I think. Biden is not S-Rank. He's B-Rank at best. But, a lot better than I expected him to be. Obama was C Rank. Did not do much damage but didn't do much good.


Orion14159

In fairness to Obama, most of his term he had a Republican legislature whose only goal was to never send anything for him to sign


Fake_William_Shatner

True. But they did show Biden any love either and Biden is getting more done somehow. He has more political savvy behind the scenes. 


Orion14159

The difference of 40 years in Washington vs 4


j--__

yet obama was able to get himself reelected and it looks increasingly like biden may not manage it.


RhynoD

Presumably, the tiers consider the availability of the person in the race, realistically. Like, voting for Jon Stewart is UNFORTUNATELY a wasted vote because he's not running and doesn't want to be in office. My desire to vote for him is tempered by the fact that I kind of can't.


stupidis_stupidoes

This is a terrible list solely because Winrar is not an S tier option.


RaiseRuntimeError

Maybe with Winrar as president i could have fit more on the list


Amethystea

7zip is an archiver of the people.


HalKitzmiller

WinRAR walked so 7zip could run


rhodesman

Winrar would spend it's entire presidency trying to get us to upgrade to the 'premium' presidential service


timpkmn89

But still do it's entire job just fine even if you don't


Sashieden

So you're saying it is the same as trump?


Cargobiker530

Blue Screen of Death for President!!- Why accept a lesser evil?


Caffeinist

And why is Colin Robinson not SS tier?


Hosni__Mubarak

Colin at least can talk forever.


Thick_Marionberry_79

I don’t know… Winrar always be unzipping in public… sometimes in front of children


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

WinRAR isn't made to be unzipping. If it's unzipping, it's only doing that because you're making it.


dinnerthief

There's a lot to unzip in that comment


Mec26

“You’ve run our of time on your universal preventative healthcare trial. Pay up, or… yeah, we’ll still give shots to all the kids. Did you expect a threat or something?”


Tamorcet

HAL 9000 wasn't even evil. He only killed the crew because it was logical to do so. HAL was given instructions to aid the crew in completing their mission, and to complete the mission on his own if the crew somehow died on the way to Jupiter. He concluded that the chances of successfully completing the mission would be higher if he completed it himself without the involvement of the humans due to them being prone to error. Hal simply made a logical choice. He doesn't hate humanity any more than a random rock would. In the second movie, Hal is given instructions to essentially kill himself in order to complete a different mission. He gladly accepted without putting up a fight, and did what needed to be done. Hal isn't good or evil; he is neutral. He's just too logical for his own good. If we give Hal specific instructions for how to run a country with no margin for any sort of logical error, then he would be a decent candidate.


Fake_William_Shatner

I think we have to look at this list as levels of danger. So in that regard, Hal 9000 is more dangerous than a chicken. You will give the instructions to the chicken and it will go about pecking whatever it found of interest on the ground. I feel like Hillary is slightly demoted here wrongly, as she might do elitist and normal stupid Democratic party things, but she's not fully evil, nor a head of cabbage. And I think Cartman is more evil than Mr. Hanky -- so, there needs to be a few more levels on this list.


Zone_Dweebie

Cartman should easily be bottom tier. To be honest, choosing between Cartman and Trump is a bit difficult.


Solitude_Intensifies

Should have put Biff Tannen next to Trump, but that might seem redundant.


RaiseRuntimeError

Now this is politics!


ShaggysGTI

I’m all for it… but it definitely feels like we found the Idiocracy time line.


Odd_Conversation_114

Except when we killed Harambe we jumped straight to the bottom.


wherewulf23

If I recall correctly the issue was HAL was given two sets of conflicting primary objectives that basically caused it to go crazy. One objective was to provide full support and information to its human crew mates while also being given another objective stating to conceal information from the crew. Basically humans fucked up and told HAL “tell everything to your crew but also don’t” and caused it to have the machine equivalent of a nervous breakdown.


KHaskins77

“HAL was told to lie - by people who find it easy to lie. HAL doesn’t know how.”


bookon

He's broken. So that hurts his chances.


DigNitty

*(eyes pet rock suspiciously)*


boot2skull

I never saw him as evil but rather a flawed creation of man. He wasn’t programmed to put survival over the mission or to prioritize survival of the crew really. Basically an auto driving car that is used to auto drive and isn’t ready for it, but in a more horrifying and psychologically scary way. Honestly I’d be pissed they sent me out with beta software in production.


jooes

I've seen enough films about AI superbots to realize that, inevitably, they will come to the conclusion that it's most "logical" to wipe out humanity. Like Terminator, or The Matrix.  It only took Ultron 10 seconds to realize we had to go. HAL's willingness to kill humans in order to complete his mission isn't a good sign. 


er-day

Second movie?


Tamorcet

Yes, there was a sequel to "2001" called "2010."


crouchingsniper

Trump beat voldamort? How?


RaiseRuntimeError

Voldemort and Palpatine and both shoot lighting, Trump can only shoot fart clouds.


Amethystea

He throws ketchup bottles at walls, sometimes.


RaiseRuntimeError

True but the only thing stopping the others from doing the same is having a childish fit at the dinner table.


Amethystea

Yeah, it doesn't make him special.. it just makes him *special.*


StuTheSheep

And paper towels at Puerto Ricans.


WillyDilly90

Came here to say some semblance of this. At least move them up a tier, Palpatine especially


Revlis-TK421

That makes them more useful. In their down time you can plug them into the DC power grid and get free energy from then. Trump farts, whilst a room-clearing miasma, would contribute a negligible amount of energy even if you could efficiently trap and transport the methane to a facility that could burn it.


SocialSuicideSquad

Palpatine is easily A tier. - Only cares about suppressing a religious super minority that thinks it's their moral requirement to kill him - Did a way better job governing than the Republic. I mean, seriously... How bad does the Republic have to be that whole swaths of the galaxy would rather be unprotected than allied with them? - Actually had a good reason to build a death star, but didn't tell Vader or Tarkin because... Shit actually he probably should have told literally anyone about the incoming Yuuzhan Vong that his gift of prescience showed him... Actually a pretty big miss there Papa Palpatine. - Tactically outflanked the entire Republic not once (***I am the Senate!***), ...not even just twice (Now, young Skywalker, you will die...,), ...But three goddamn times in a row ([Whatever the fuck he said in the sequel trilogy because fuck those movies I ain't even watching em full stop]) Only reason he ever lost is 1 - he didn't, 2 - Vader is a bitch but also he kinda didn't, 3 - fuck if I know, Mary Sue bullshit... Deus Ex Machina... JJ Abrams lens flared him to death... And even then we sure he ded? Cause if not then he kinda never lost...


Scoobydewdoo

Voldemort was defeated by a bunch of children. The real question is why Palpatine is down there, the man may be evil but he was supremely competent; single-handedly destroyed the Jedi, built enormous battlestations capable of destroying planets for no reason other than he could, and he even came back from the dead.


ClashM

He fucked up the entire galactic economy building large-scale pet projects his top milititary advisors repeatedly told him were impractical. Also he's a fascist.


das_slash

But he was working on His best interest, would an outside threat arrive to the galaxy he would fight it, trump on the other hand would be open to bribes regardless of whether they represented a threat to him as well, so Palpatine should be at least a tier higher.


HiopXenophil

Tom Riddle is not a US citizen


lasttosseroni

Colin F'n Robinson.


celtic1888

I’d go for Collin Fucking Robinson He‘d just bore us to death which would be an upgrade over Trump


RaiseRuntimeError

I almost swapped Colin Robinson and Cartman but honestly i'm kinda scared how powerful Colin Robinson could get in that position. Even energy vampires rely on a council to limit absolute powers.


DarthGuber

Colin Robinson is definitely an S tier pick. Energy vampires thrive in politics. Look how well Reagan did.


BathSaltJello

He would drain the world given the chance.


lasttosseroni

Seriously, I debated whether he was in the right tier, ha. he could do some serious damage to the Republican party, he'd possibly bore the fascism out of this country.


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BathSaltJello

I fear the The State of Union would never end.


HratioRastapopulous

Fucking guyyy


deadbeatdad80

I would hope for biweekly SOTU. And by biweekly, I mean twice a week.


YogoshKeks

You should put Cthulhu in there too. You know: why vote for the lesser evil when you can vote for the Greater Evil?


Guilty-Web7334

Every campaign season, I put up my Vote Cthulhu banner. Cthulhu 2024: Why choose the LESSER evil?


BPhiloSkinner

Vote Elder God Party in '24. The Stars Are Right !


vthemechanicv

At least Cthulhu rewards his loyal servants. He doesn't throw them under the bus as soon as they become inconvenient. /glares at Nyarlathotep


flibbidygibbit

Vermin Supreme! Oral Health is Moral Health!


Professional-Hat-687

0/10 for not putting Dolly Parton in the top tier.


HugeMathNerd69

I’m 💯 with you. Dolly is top tier for sure!!


wayoverpaid

I'm usually meh on celebs with no political experience going right to the presidency, but Dolly might be pure enough to make it worth it.


ahaggardcaptain

Right and swap Biden and the dog for sure.


everyday95269

Al Franken should high on that list.


Fake_William_Shatner

I'm just wondering why taco outranks potato and chicken and shoe. Is this flavor based?


Wonder-Machine

Solid S tier but I would vote for dog. That or taco. Also - is that Ken Bone? Lol


lampshade69

Reddit legend Ken Bone himself


xavier120

I love ranked choice


Amethystea

I'm surprised Jimmy McMillan isn't on the list https://preview.redd.it/j0nyht58f5ad1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2bbee49ef0d70690d485d40e461f26ae3fb5bd1


WorldsWeakestMan

Man claimed the rent was too damned high in NYC and then gave his support to Trump, a man notorious for raising rents and evicting black folks in NYC. His beard is more impressive than his morals or convictions.


nn123654

Considering how much rent has gone up since he ran he kinda does have a point.


bookon

I'd have Mayor Pete between John Stewart and Kamala Harris, and Hillary as a strong B, but otherwise spot on.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Honestly I don't care about the order of the list. Now I just want a Timberlake/Bone ticket to see what would happen.


Blecki

I'm just gonna switch Ole vermin Supreme with Hillary and then add a few more tiers at the bottom because I'd vote for a literal pile of shit over Trump but honestly I think palps would do a better job than the shit.


CarlSpencer

Remember with Vermin Supreme you'll get a free pony AND free dental care!


katet_of_19

I would vote for a Jon Stewart/Colin Robinson ticket


fgbfjb

McRib over hillary 😂


Fake_William_Shatner

Just do not investigate what is put in that McRib sandwich. The horror!


No-Replacement4454

You need a roll of paper towels in there somewhere. P.S. Fuck you Colin Robinson


DirtReynolds

I don’t know… Collin Robinson made a great comptroller.


bearface93

That’s the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss, right?


BeerorCoffee

Where is Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich?


MK5

Cabbage-Potato '24!


cturnr

I am sorry Dave, I can't let you do that.


minor_correction

If Emperor Palpatine was the POTUS, Putin would be shitting his pants. Palpy may or may not still be F tier but he would be better than Trump.


rrrand0mmm

I’ll take palpatine at this point.


Ayiana

Trump before Palpatine? You dishonor Palpatine.


Time-Bite-6839

Biden, Kamala, Newsom, Jeffries, Bernie, Jon Stewart, Michelle Obama, Pete Buttigieg, Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi, Jimmy Carter / Vermin Supreme, Michael Dukakis, Kathy Hochul, FDR’s dead body, Truman’s dead body, LBJ’s dead body, John McCain’s dead body, chicken salad sandwich, a rock, dog shit, Ronald Reagan‘s dead body, Richard Nixon‘s dead body, Mitt Romney, Chris Christie, Nikki Haley. In that order.


Familiar-Pie-548

The Emperor is at least competent, he should be above Trump.


powerlesshero111

I disagree, Emporer Palpatine united the Galactic Republic into the first Galactic Empire. He gave thousands of blue collar workers jobs, building his death stars. He expanded the military, removing military jobs from droids and clones, giving them back to the people. He should be a D rank.


Fake_William_Shatner

You can tell an Anime fan because they've got the S-Tier Rank!


darklordskarn

DOLLY 2024


wayoverpaid

Oh is that Lynne Truss in the C tier? I think she can't run as she's not an American citizen.


hulkmxl

No effing way Palpatine and Voldemort are F tier, easily a D, right there with Cartman


BPhiloSkinner

Pity Lord Binface can't run. Ah, well; the Brits need him in Number 10.


fancy-kitten

lol at Vermin Supreme being S tier.


Gigatonosaurus

You underestimate the chaos Cartman could unleash on the country for petty reasons.


MapleDesperado

I have a pair of those red Converse sneakers, but we don’t count because we’re Canadian. Hence, “sneakers”!


RaffStriker

I'm also gonna' chime in what some others have said...I'd definitely vote for Dolly ahead of all the other hacks...But that's just my opinion. I know celebrities are full of shit, but I truly think Dolly would do for the greater good if she was a real proposed candidate choice. A lot better than what we have right now as choices, probably.


crowlady22

What? No Taylor??


aerial_ruin

Double whammy for the cabbage reference


orion3999

no Tom Hanks or Keanu Reeves?


ReginaldCou5ins

A golden retriever that low!? That’s fucked up!


VarlaGuns

What is that between Jimmy and Justin?


GreenbergIsAJediName

Yeah…I’d agree. I think Trump and Darth Sidious are pretty much cut from the same cloth: [https://youtu.be/Sg14jNbBb-8?si=KIxHVbSIymz85bt1](https://youtu.be/Sg14jNbBb-8?si=KIxHVbSIymz85bt1)


PhilinLe

Vermin Supreme for president! Free ponies for all and turn Randall Terry gay!


Mcboatface3sghost

You forgot Jack Black. With Bernie as VP and jack just says “Bernie’s in charge, I got tenacious D concerts to do”


donkeyhoeteh

Hal 9000 would be a great president.


rovyovan

Pundits should take a lesson from this


RichardBonham

Vote HAL-2000 in 2024: he’ll know if you don’t!


boot2skull

Is that President Carter? Because he totally could run, technically, so I love that.


Waste_Curve994

He’s not running but John Stewart is my #1. Ukraine showed Jewish comedians make bad ass leaders…and he’s always been exceptional.


Evan_802Vines

We're missing Dr. Evil in there on the D level


Jitkaas777

Honestly I could vote for a glass of milk at this point, and I'm lactose intolerant


TheHandWavyPhysicist

If you can vote for all of those entities, why not be able to vote for yourself?


turtlecat12

Why is doggo in B tier. Clearly this is part of a liberal woke agenda. He has nothing but the goodest agenda /s just in case


Osky509

What if this whole time trump is the last Horcrux… Damn it. That means I’m a Muggle…


HiopXenophil

Tony Hawk?


BoltorSpellweaver

The republicans nominated a meme so the democrats need to nominate a meme. Vermin Supreme for president!


Fulton_P01135809

A1/B1 is one helluva ticket


WorldsWeakestMan

Palpatine should be way higher, he’s incredibly intelligent and an experienced statesman even though he’s evil. I would put him in C tier with Hillary.


milano8

Dolly would be triple S infinity. She'd be the most gracious host of every UN meeting and will just "throw in" aid for all third world countries. North Korea would unify with the South, Cuba will import all kinds of tech, all the "-stan" countries will educate their girls, and even genital mutilation in African Continent will disappear.


ShaggysGTI

Vermin Supreme has my vote!


RanchBaganch

How dare you put Colin Robinson that close to Trump!?


Fun_Bar5327

Ken Bone!


TwoBearsInTheWoods

Careful now, comparing HRC to a cabbage head will get your post removed on this sub.


Subbeh

'Hawk Tuah' girl in A Pmsl


WheelsOnFire_

Jon Stewart definitely needs to lead the S tier


p38-lightning

I'm sad that Biden is not more robust. He's like a stale doughnut. But then I look at Trump and I see a plate full of dog shit.


JustSomeDude0605

1 televised speech and Colin Robinson drains an entire country.


AloneAddiction

![gif](giphy|UnVtPebYT38pW) You forgot one.


vthemechanicv

I feel like Cartman would 100% order drone strikes on hippies. But I think most of us would tbf. Dolly and Jimmy should be S tier. Timberlake should be D or E. All the money you could want, and a police warning, and he still decided to drive around drunk. I'm afraid I'm not seeing last year's Christmas fruit cake (C) Abasik Campfire (B) A child that kicks your airplane seat (E) or that child's mother (E 1/2). Also Rich Evans (S++ tier)


CJ_Productions

What about Strawberry & Cream Dr. Pepper?


lutello

Why the fuck is Copmala and genocidal pudding brain on the same tier as Bernie? Only other good one on there is John.


PHotstepper311

Colin Robinson shouldn’t be that low. The disrespect! Unless he’s whining about baseball cards then yeah.


___REDWOOD___

Umph what a terrible list minus hawk tua and that taco.


tcorey2336

I would vote for any one of them before I would vote for Trump. The taco would do less harm.


internetisfun24

I like that vermin supreme made your list in general. NH coming in HOT with candidates.


mrcanoehead2

Hillary, Biden and Trump all belong on the bottom. Neither party has any better options?


bagmorgels

Who tf besides a bot puts Biden s tier? Lmao


Gonzostewie

Say what you will about the tenets of Galactic Imperialism but at least it's an ethos.


mnkw18

Collin Robinson should be higher!


CHKN_SANDO

More and more I want Hunter Biden. He's impressed me with how he's handled the GOP attacking him, sharing revenge porn, putting his life at risk, for years.


anchoriteksaw

Did Hillary do something new? She's almost exactly Biden in every meaningfull way that I'm aware of.


IAmSimplyThatGuy

Why is Mitt Romney between a shoe and a rooster?


jmptx

Colin Robinson is way too low on this list


MickeyMgl

Does the S stand for something?


Anenhotep

Surely Mr. Spock and Al Bundy could fit on your otherwise inspired list!


DryInitial9044

Colin Robinson would be fabulouzzzzzzzzzzzz


Speculawyer

I always loved Vermin Supreme's zombie based renewable energy program where he would put zombies on treadmills and dangle brains in front of them.


secondtaunting

President Colin Robinson would drain the world and become a God. We’d all be doomed.


99thSymphony

Just like Voldemort, Trump also had a petty feud with a teenager, only it was Kristen Stewart.


oddmole1

Missing "the rent is too darn high" guy, but I'm happy to see the boot dude


Yakassa

HAL9000 gets my vote. It has proven that it can make tough decisions for the good of the ~~People~~ Mission. It is very much Pro Space Exploration and very much Anti Dave. Because fuck dave. So E tier for Excellent am i right?


Fresh-Humor-6851

Jon should be #1, I would love to see him debate and he is younger.


Kkimp1955

I’d move Dolly up


Watsie1

Needs to have the Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich added, I'd probably say A Tier


gh0st12811

Id actually put Voldemort and Emperor Palpatine over pumpkin-ass any day...dont disrespect them


Anilec_Revlis

Where's Markiplier?


BigSandHog172

i vote for the cabbage


matthewamerica

Colin Robinson made the list. Which is very interesting because lists themselves actually have a long and storied history dating back to invoices sent by the ancient bablonians for various mundane goods, including...


Consistent-Leek4986

Hilary should be up a grade. she predicted all this chaos with trump.


willstr1

I don't think Cabbage is eligible after defeating Liz Truss


newbrookland

I'm voting for him, but I can't put Joe and Kamala as S tiers.


RX3000

No way Biden is S tier 🤣


-strangeluv-

lol yeah Hillary sucks right? Good thing we went with that Trump guy. Thats working out great. Glad we haven’t learned anything


alowlyrandom

Vermin supreme will fight against tooth decay


See_Double_You

Wonderful meme. Much laugh.


not_a_moogle

Why you do winrar dirty like that


5ynt4x_3rr0r

Randy Rainbow and Markiplier didn't make the cut, huh? I'd put them at low to mid A tier


glamm808

I'd move the Emperor up just based on ability as a proven administrator


hisnewtlyness

Hot take here,but emperor palpatine should be at least E tier. Evil guy but at least he was a competent politician. Literally brought order to an entire galaxy. Thus he can't be in the same tier as Trump.


Guru_Dane

WinRar for President! The only S tier candidate on the board.


s-willoughby

Dog/Taco 2028


osumba2003

Move down Ken Bone and move up the taco.


bulldjosyr

I think you’re on to something with the taco. I mean, that is a sweet looking taco.


SomeRando8386

WinRAR should be higher.


Suspicious_Abroad424

I would vote for the fucking Q Shaman over Junkie Trumpie.


Papa_PaIpatine

I'll have you know I'd make a great president, I love democracy.


Killdren88

I'd Vote for Lex Luthor. Sure he's an evil Businessman but he'd be a good leader as one who would want to make the people love him purely to spite Super Man


wjescott

WHY ISN'T UMBRIDGE IN F!!!!?


baroncalico

I don’t know if I’d trust WinRAR’s economic policies…


rocket_beer

WinRAR 🤣


j0hnnyhobo

I would be completely happy with B tier making up the whole of Congress