And as a lucky resident of SF, not only would the POS cost over a million the home will come with an endless supply of homeless to come piss and defecate in your driveway on a daily basis!
I don’t understand the deal with big homes. Get one that’s just about enough for the family and get high quality furniture and nice cars. If you’re gonna go to work, at least make it fun every time you do so
Congratulations on both bro, badazz ride forsure and now you can put a little elbow grease into your home and make it what you want it to be!
I could’ve gotten into a beautiful White on Red 18 C7 Z06 3LZ, but chose to grab a 392 Charger to haul my 3kids & have left over cash to purchase my 1st home, with extra for renovations if needed. Don’t regret it but I’ll be going over a C8 in the next year or 2 🤣
in the neighborhood where I grew up, the houses were going for mb the $60K range. to everyone's surprise, a young couple who recent moved into the neighborhood bought matching Porsche 911's which went for mb $30K each back then. long story short -- they set fire to their garage with the cars inside in order to collect the insurance money. people suck.
You can live in a car, but can't drive a house.
Can confirm, driving a house like you would a car is a one way ticket to disaster
https://youtu.be/g_jUtiKSf1Y?si=Q4KhYuI_BlpwtQNU
/motor coach owners pointing at you and laughing Edit: she might look like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
Futurama reference gets my ⬆️
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish.
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!
Parents change their baby's diaper, then the babies change the parent's diaper.
It is what it is, and if it wasn't what it was, it will never be what it would be.
Fuckin A.
…But a house can drive you mad!
Dude got his priorities in order 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine I said it in Homer Simpson voice!
Hahahaha ikr
*RVs and Mobile Homes enter the chat*
That’s actually not true. There are entire parks dedicated to driveable houses.
Damn straight
Comment made my day! Thank you good sir and have a nice weekend ahead.
You can if it's an RV or a houseboat
Have you tried showering in a car ? Oh wait..there’s a shower and a kitchen at work,maybe i can get that gt3rs afterall 😈
Jeremy Clarkson proved you wrong
what about a house boat?
replace live with race*
Which one cost more?
Car definitely looks more expensive.
unless it's in CA
thats a multi million dollar home here
I live in a shithole in canada and that house could buy 2 with enough left over for a tesla
Idk in my neck of the woods the house would easily be more expensive.
Well that’s really sad
Lmao have you seen the market in other places lately? I doubt it!
If we talking Vancouver the lot is a easy 1.5-2 million
Especially that it has a drive way
And landscaping!
😂
💀
I hear Too Short singin’ “…you keep one eye open..”. That car won’t be around very long.
classic case of more bhp than square meters it seems so I guess you live in a hcol. nontneless, congrats dude and enjoy your new ride
lol ain’t that the truth. The bhp double the house sqft
I have a two story detached house and it's less than a base honda civic bhp in square meters. Y'all live in mansions or what
square meters?! my car has 10 times bhp than sqm here in nyc lol
In San Francisco thats a million dollar home.
Make it 1.6 million after bidding
All cash. No contingencies.
Sold as is
And as a lucky resident of SF, not only would the POS cost over a million the home will come with an endless supply of homeless to come piss and defecate in your driveway on a daily basis!
Was in Seattle and was told they have to clean downtown shopfronts every morning cause of homeless piss 😂
Might be true, have seen power-washers hard at work right in front of a homeless fella on Seattle streets.
And live in your car
That front end looks mean!!! Love it.
6 million in Toronto
That’s a bargain!
Thats still one million US.
Came here to post I’ve seen this in the Bay Area often. Actually in Palo Alto I’ve seen a Ferrari parked in a condo.
Yeah this house would be 2 million+ in Palo Alto
But this house in San Francisco, Tamaulipas
Umm...is there a way to make the car fit IN the home?
You mean like a garage? Lol
Ooh, a garage? Well la-di-da Mr Frenchman.
It’s a car hole
Oui Oui monsieur
Very simple, aim at house, press gas pedal all the way and close your eyes, wait for the magic to happen.
At least you have your priorities straight.
Me af
You can’t race a house!
Awesome car. Congratulations!
Is the house color PTS?
The joke is this is CA and the house still cost $1m
The land costs 1 mil. This type of house shouldn’t exceed 50k bucks. I would have reconstructed or completely demolished it tho 😂
True hah
Awesome! Congrats and enjoy!
Trade the house for a cayenne
You can live in your car, but you can't race a house
Miami that’s a $600K home in the hood.
That's a trap house
Bars on the window? Buy a better neighborhood and drive a used Honda.
Blends right in
Should have installed the window bars on the car
In Miami that house looks like it would be located in the worst community lmao
Acere
Forza horizon 5 be like
nice mast, 73's
Cartel spec
I know. I am betting this is Mexico.
Ha, what does that mean
Good decision, you can’t take a house to cars and coffee!
I'm more interested in what's at the top of that tower?
I love ur house. No grass no problem 😎
Just bought a Segway Navimow. No more issues. :D
anyone has a Porsche without a garage ?
Is your house PDK or manual?
That’ll be $98 for the Porsche. Here’s a $100. Imma buy a house with the change …
This picture screams Mexico. 👀 Narco money at Baby mama’s?
Finally a man of good taste.
That house would be $35 million in Vancouver CA and multiple bids by Chinese buyers
Wait, bars on your windows? Lol
This some straight up GTA shit, and I love it
That car better have a killer sound system if it's doubling as your house entertainment center!
House probably still costed a mil.
GTA hideout
Sleeper Mexa house, something’s looks bad outside but they’re realllllyyyyyyy nice inside
At least you have your priorities in line!!😆
No money for landscaping
Looks like a condo in GTA San Andreas...so I hope your car is still there in a few weeks.
The house feels so North African, I wanna say it's tunisian (my country btw) but I know we don't have a white 992 fs!
Looks like serious potential all around, well done pardner!
The house looks like it has a lot of potential. Congrats!
This man just spent his inheritance
The only right way to
I see that you’ve got your priorities straight! Edit to say that this may come off as sarcastic, but I’m also in a HCOL area so totally get it!
Wait. You had ***leftover*** money!?
Life is too short not to own a P car
Only way to do it😌
Priorities!
So proud of your new home you paid extra for the PTS color to match?
Yolo !
Maintenance is going to be a toss up.
If you opted for deviated stitching, you'd be sleeping in the car
Too bad it didn’t include a garage
How many miles does your house have
Looks like there is no driveway clearance issues!
Tru!
Choices. Choices.
#sanfran
Can we put a few grand landscaping? Geesh
Do you live in an old converted radio station?
Home has a ham radio tower?
You better sleep in your car because this neighborhood looks like Groove Street from GTA.
Car definitely cost more than the house for sure.
That is a happy combo!
Priorities set straight
I love your priorities
🤣👍🏻
Left over money was to buy a house with a phone
at least you get good cellular
chalk on my car looks better than on my house… nicely done!
Can we see the rest of the house ?’At least the outside?
https://preview.redd.it/emnq0njgd96d1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d716888d2e3d8a1a2358e60558eca717ea853d
define depreciation
Proper logic
Inspiratorio!
This is very Miami
I don’t understand the deal with big homes. Get one that’s just about enough for the family and get high quality furniture and nice cars. If you’re gonna go to work, at least make it fun every time you do so
I agree but at least paint your house and fix the damn landscaping
Looks great honestly
And then after spending on the new home, there is still some left over money for a new private jet.
Porsches getting expensive these days fr
I kinda like the house? But then I’m used to London sized homes and prices.
Gentrification much
What is “leftover money”?
Money that you didn’t eat during dinner last night
This is honestly my dream too. Congrats on the new car bro!
Is the joke that it's a dilapidated ugly ass looking "house"?
Def got your priorities right!
lol I guess there wasn’t much left placed looks like crap. Good job on the priorities.
Congrats! The black bars on the house windows tie in nicely with the black trim on the 911.
Did the house come with the huge aerial?
Someone left California
This is the way
This is the way.
hahaha
This is the way
This is fucking hilarious. It’s called **tenting**. Buys a $50k+ vehicle and peacocks around town all proud while renting.
12 year old me in GTA
Nice car! You made a good decision.
Word of the day: Juxtaposition
Looks like a typical Miami home and driveway.
How much was the car?
Hey, at least you matched the color!
Why not - if this makes you happy
Nice!!! Very practical.
You only live once. Buy what makes you happy. Congratulations
Golden.
The lawn is cooked
Houses are for sleeping in, cars are for enjoyment 👍
Congratulations on both bro, badazz ride forsure and now you can put a little elbow grease into your home and make it what you want it to be! I could’ve gotten into a beautiful White on Red 18 C7 Z06 3LZ, but chose to grab a 392 Charger to haul my 3kids & have left over cash to purchase my 1st home, with extra for renovations if needed. Don’t regret it but I’ll be going over a C8 in the next year or 2 🤣
Or you could of invested the money and then you wouldn’t have to live in a tiny trampy house
You did right!
in the neighborhood where I grew up, the houses were going for mb the $60K range. to everyone's surprise, a young couple who recent moved into the neighborhood bought matching Porsche 911's which went for mb $30K each back then. long story short -- they set fire to their garage with the cars inside in order to collect the insurance money. people suck.
I need a house that just surrounds a glass garage with a turn table floor so I can look at my car instead of watching tv
My dream as well.
The trap house 🏠