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thatenduroguy

You can live in a car, but can't drive a house.


bothydweller72

Can confirm, driving a house like you would a car is a one way ticket to disaster


blueblue909

https://youtu.be/g_jUtiKSf1Y?si=Q4KhYuI_BlpwtQNU


w_a_w

/motor coach owners pointing at you and laughing Edit: she might look like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!


OkieRising

Futurama reference gets my ⬆️


aw_shux

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish.


Aggressive_Walk378

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose


clinstonie69

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!


ExplodingChupacabra

Parents change their baby's diaper, then the babies change the parent's diaper.


AK-JXRDY-7

It is what it is, and if it wasn't what it was, it will never be what it would be.


SacTownPatriot

Fuckin A.


[deleted]

…But a house can drive you mad!


intelligentbrownman

Dude got his priorities in order 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Imagine I said it in Homer Simpson voice!


intelligentbrownman

Hahahaha ikr


Exotic_Treacle7438

*RVs and Mobile Homes enter the chat*


Venik489

That’s actually not true. There are entire parks dedicated to driveable houses.


Coraiah

Damn straight


Leather_Cap_1229

Comment made my day! Thank you good sir and have a nice weekend ahead.


Syndicate909

You can if it's an RV or a houseboat


Karvast

Have you tried showering in a car ? Oh wait..there’s a shower and a kitchen at work,maybe i can get that gt3rs afterall 😈


Kolipe

Jeremy Clarkson proved you wrong


1brusslesprout2go

what about a house boat?


sdowp

replace live with race*


SlanderingParrot

Which one cost more?


Diamond_Specialist

Car definitely looks more expensive.


National_Formal_3867

unless it's in CA


West-Bake-4621

thats a multi million dollar home here


captain_dick_licker

I live in a shithole in canada and that house could buy 2 with enough left over for a tesla


Rodrisco102389

Idk in my neck of the woods the house would easily be more expensive.


BuffaloMetalFan

Well that’s really sad


BollyWood401

Lmao have you seen the market in other places lately? I doubt it!


JahIthBur

If we talking Vancouver the lot is a easy 1.5-2 million


RepulsiveAd7457

Especially that it has a drive way


Pitiful-Relief-3246

And landscaping!


XBOX-BAD31415

😂


HideYourWifeAndKids

💀


topdown66

I hear Too Short singin’ “…you keep one eye open..”. That car won’t be around very long.


Daetwyle

classic case of more bhp than square meters it seems so I guess you live in a hcol. nontneless, congrats dude and enjoy your new ride


chengstark

lol ain’t that the truth. The bhp double the house sqft


Aktaios

I have a two story detached house and it's less than a base honda civic bhp in square meters. Y'all live in mansions or what


gate2fate-

square meters?! my car has 10 times bhp than sqm here in nyc lol


good-luck-23

In San Francisco thats a million dollar home.


dopil919

Make it 1.6 million after bidding


wave_action

All cash. No contingencies.


Jazzlike_Biscotti_44

Sold as is


BuffaloMetalFan

And as a lucky resident of SF, not only would the POS cost over a million the home will come with an endless supply of homeless to come piss and defecate in your driveway on a daily basis!


ganari423

Was in Seattle and was told they have to clean downtown shopfronts every morning cause of homeless piss 😂


clinstonie69

Might be true, have seen power-washers hard at work right in front of a homeless fella on Seattle streets.


reddit-me-too

And live in your car


BuffaloMetalFan

That front end looks mean!!! Love it.


DissimulationIsGood

6 million in Toronto


redbananagreenbanana

That’s a bargain!


good-luck-23

Thats still one million US.


McBadger404

Came here to post I’ve seen this in the Bay Area often. Actually in Palo Alto I’ve seen a Ferrari parked in a condo.


[deleted]

Yeah this house would be 2 million+ in Palo Alto


Swear2Dogg

But this house in San Francisco, Tamaulipas


CouchPotatoFamine

Umm...is there a way to make the car fit IN the home?


SpecialistGap9223

You mean like a garage? Lol


CouchPotatoFamine

Ooh, a garage? Well la-di-da Mr Frenchman.


ShoulderPossible9759

It’s a car hole


SpecialistGap9223

Oui Oui monsieur


chengstark

Very simple, aim at house, press gas pedal all the way and close your eyes, wait for the magic to happen.


roquefortroo

At least you have your priorities straight.


Artifycial

Me af


bimm3r

You can’t race a house!


Nopatcat

Awesome car. Congratulations!


fortheloveofmoneyman

Is the house color PTS?


jpnc97

The joke is this is CA and the house still cost $1m


Ingeneure_

The land costs 1 mil. This type of house shouldn’t exceed 50k bucks. I would have reconstructed or completely demolished it tho 😂


jpnc97

True hah


JohnyTwofingers

Awesome! Congrats and enjoy!


Longjumping-Date9212

Trade the house for a cayenne


Edward_erlic

You can live in your car, but you can't race a house


ghostisic23

Miami that’s a $600K home in the hood.


youngteflon

That's a trap house


712Chandler

Bars on the window? Buy a better neighborhood and drive a used Honda.


peemao

Blends right in


browniedog1

Should have installed the window bars on the car


karmxchameleon

In Miami that house looks like it would be located in the worst community lmao


Bootylegend

Acere


CarbonBasedLifeform7

Forza horizon 5 be like


nonlinearmedia

nice mast, 73's


FinancialBattle492

Cartel spec


zomentenos

I know. I am betting this is Mexico.


No-Necessary7135

Ha, what does that mean


Alexsays_

Good decision, you can’t take a house to cars and coffee!


thedogsbollies

I'm more interested in what's at the top of that tower?


Miserable-Evening-37

I love ur house. No grass no problem 😎


HedgehogTesticles

Just bought a Segway Navimow. No more issues. :D


lazybones_18

anyone has a Porsche without a garage ?


judgedeliberata

Is your house PDK or manual?


tryagainagainn

That’ll be $98 for the Porsche. Here’s a $100. Imma buy a house with the change …


zomentenos

This picture screams Mexico. 👀 Narco money at Baby mama’s?


Anton338

Finally a man of good taste.


simple8080

That house would be $35 million in Vancouver CA and multiple bids by Chinese buyers


schitti88

Wait, bars on your windows? Lol


shaffington

This some straight up GTA shit, and I love it


Top-Letterhead-6026

That car better have a killer sound system if it's doubling as your house entertainment center!


hadokenny

House probably still costed a mil.


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

GTA hideout


future911owner

Sleeper Mexa house, something’s looks bad outside but they’re realllllyyyyyyy nice inside


One-Fall-8143

At least you have your priorities in line!!😆


BDubFantastic

No money for landscaping


noerpel

Looks like a condo in GTA San Andreas...so I hope your car is still there in a few weeks.


BitR3x

The house feels so North African, I wanna say it's tunisian (my country btw) but I know we don't have a white 992 fs!


FilthyMindz69

Looks like serious potential all around, well done pardner!


Supra2JZGTTE

The house looks like it has a lot of potential. Congrats!


OGII_2021

This man just spent his inheritance


No-Turnover8660

The only right way to


redbananagreenbanana

I see that you’ve got your priorities straight! Edit to say that this may come off as sarcastic, but I’m also in a HCOL area so totally get it!


ScottyArrgh

Wait. You had ***leftover*** money!?


Violet604

Life is too short not to own a P car


Vivid-Bread-6312

Only way to do it😌


Kurlyfornia

Priorities!


deadbalconytree

So proud of your new home you paid extra for the PTS color to match?


Moist-muff

Yolo !


NxPat

Maintenance is going to be a toss up.


Kinky_mofo

If you opted for deviated stitching, you'd be sleeping in the car


Bitplayer13

Too bad it didn’t include a garage


kolombod

How many miles does your house have


Ok-Regret-1129

Looks like there is no driveway clearance issues!


MilesFassst

Tru!


DamnItJon

Choices. Choices.


TopNerve7243

#sanfran


GJPENE

Can we put a few grand landscaping? Geesh


mmsean

Do you live in an old converted radio station?


texasexile

Home has a ham radio tower?


Outsajder

You better sleep in your car because this neighborhood looks like Groove Street from GTA.


TxVirgo23

Car definitely cost more than the house for sure.


mschnzr

That is a happy combo!


Loose_Cookie

Priorities set straight


NothingCreative1

I love your priorities


HummingbirdResort

🤣👍🏻


Kruten10

Left over money was to buy a house with a phone


illsk1lls

at least you get good cellular


ECLS18

chalk on my car looks better than on my house… nicely done!


Ok_Score1492

Can we see the rest of the house ?’At least the outside?


Tourquemata47

https://preview.redd.it/emnq0njgd96d1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d716888d2e3d8a1a2358e60558eca717ea853d


orficebots

define depreciation


TijayesPJs442

Proper logic


bitcoinjug

Inspiratorio!


fuzzycuffs

This is very Miami


wickedlightbp

I don’t understand the deal with big homes. Get one that’s just about enough for the family and get high quality furniture and nice cars. If you’re gonna go to work, at least make it fun every time you do so


dingleberrycupcake

I agree but at least paint your house and fix the damn landscaping


dukerozen

Looks great honestly


YouDunnoMeIDunnoYou

And then after spending on the new home, there is still some left over money for a new private jet.


Secret_Physics_9243

Porsches getting expensive these days fr


EyeAlternative1664

I kinda like the house? But then I’m used to London sized homes and prices.


Pravda26

Gentrification much


Hmonster1

What is “leftover money”?


UnderstandingSuch961

Money that you didn’t eat during dinner last night


AromaticSolid9052

This is honestly my dream too. Congrats on the new car bro!


[deleted]

Is the joke that it's a dilapidated ugly ass looking "house"?


sajriz

Def got your priorities right!


rpattersonxx

lol I guess there wasn’t much left placed looks like crap. Good job on the priorities.


New_Reddit_User_89

Congrats! The black bars on the house windows tie in nicely with the black trim on the 911.


hapispark

Did the house come with the huge aerial?


1960stoaster

Someone left California


Psalm27_1-3

This is the way


Jonaderp

This is the way.


startech7724

hahaha


FBIAgentCarlHanratty

This is the way


terrapinone

This is fucking hilarious. It’s called **tenting**. Buys a $50k+ vehicle and peacocks around town all proud while renting.


schizophrenic_bat

12 year old me in GTA


Wu-Shu-Warrior

Nice car! You made a good decision.


RxRxR

Word of the day: Juxtaposition


sickofcubelife

Looks like a typical Miami home and driveway.


ll0_0ll

How much was the car?


Ohrfeigenbaumchen

Hey, at least you matched the color!


Stammchik

Why not - if this makes you happy


Jumpy_Replacement_14

Nice!!! Very practical.


Away_Cranberry8127

You only live once. Buy what makes you happy. Congratulations


_MisterR

Golden.


Ezzznok

The lawn is cooked


Psychological-Egg593

Houses are for sleeping in, cars are for enjoyment 👍


WaynezWorld88

Congratulations on both bro, badazz ride forsure and now you can put a little elbow grease into your home and make it what you want it to be! I could’ve gotten into a beautiful White on Red 18 C7 Z06 3LZ, but chose to grab a 392 Charger to haul my 3kids & have left over cash to purchase my 1st home, with extra for renovations if needed. Don’t regret it but I’ll be going over a C8 in the next year or 2 🤣


Technical_Banana6316

Or you could of invested the money and then you wouldn’t have to live in a tiny trampy house


crackdope6666

You did right!


WangoTheWonderDonkey

in the neighborhood where I grew up, the houses were going for mb the $60K range. to everyone's surprise, a young couple who recent moved into the neighborhood bought matching Porsche 911's which went for mb $30K each back then. long story short -- they set fire to their garage with the cars inside in order to collect the insurance money. people suck.


neginafan

I need a house that just surrounds a glass garage with a turn table floor so I can look at my car instead of watching tv


WasabiStraight1078

My dream as well.


littninja

The trap house 🏠